Chapter 209: As soon as you touch the house, gambling and drugs, this life will be over
A blogger posted a photo taken two months ago, the characters are Lu Ming and a traffic student in the circle, the background is a foreign casino, and the two of them are holding hands and having a good time in the photo.
A simple photo, a collection of gambling, coming out, and traffic is small, with too many elements, almost burning the CPU of netizens.
This is not the end, and soon some netizens jumped out and said that Lu Ming was his boyfriend, and the two had been secretly dating for three months, and attached chat records as proof.
Immediately afterwards, a second, third, and fourth netizen came out to claim their boyfriends, just four, and they could make a table of mahjong.
The boyfriend bureau has not yet ended, and another group of creditors have come, accusing Lu Ming of borrowing money and not paying it back, ranging from tens of millions to as small as three or five thousand.
The victims are very wide, and many well-known insiders are also involved, and the amount of discussion directly exploded.
Meow a mi: U1S1, Lu Ming can make money, work for a job and get a few wages, capitalists have to cover their pants when they see it, what can they do with this brain, they can't get rich, they have to gamble and blackmail.
The tonsils do not speak: I wholeheartedly advise today's young people to engage in pornography, and the house gambling and drugs will be over in this life as soon as they touch it.
Minor illnesses will be treated: @大病就死, look at Lu Ming, you can reply to the message in seconds when you talk about four objects at a time, and then look at you, hahaha in the last second, and evaporate in the world in the next second, I really want to dig a pit and bury you!
is different from the bloody wind and rain on the Internet, but it is a rare time to talk about the shooting scene.
The director and assistant director were completely disheartened and began to mess up because of the guests' successive crimes, and they didn't even bother to arrange activities, so they let them go to the beach to blow the wind after arranging breakfast, as long as they don't be demons, they can do anything.
Even so, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room still exploded, unprecedented explosion, almost squeezing the server.
However, a considerable number of people came to see the jokes, and some people were waiting for the arrival of the ultimate confession night, and by the way, they watched the jokes.
[Pure passerby, may I ask if the director of this show has always had such a unique vision? ] Where did he find this kind of poisonous guest? (Pure malice, no curiosity)]
[Recently, I just got a fan of the wall, Zhou Xingyan, can you invite him as a special guest? ] Don't force me to get down on my knees and beg you. 】
[Zhou Xingyan: Any time, any place, super detective, handle the case seriously! ] 】
[I announce that from today onwards, I will be a fan of Zhou Xingyan, whoever laughs at him once, then we will be good friends for life! ] 】
In the face of overwhelming ridicule, Zhou Xingyan went from anger and scolding at the beginning, to helplessness and tearful acceptance, and then to excitement and joy:
"Lao Zhang, inform the Propaganda Department to hurry up and cut out a few sets of propaganda videos, this splashing wealth, don't be in vain!"
Half an hour later, Aitanguan Weibo posted:
What kind of beautiful frame is this, what kind of fairy couple, it is difficult to knock on the commemoration! [Video link]
Click on the video, it is still a familiar formula, or a familiar local atmosphere.
The beginning is the picture of Shi Nian and Ji Yu shaking hands in the farmhouse courtyard to introduce themselves in the first issue, and at the same time, the background music sounds:
"I want to draw a little circle for you~ wrap us both in the middle~"
followed by the vegetable market, under the sun, Ji Yu bent down to pour water for Shi Nian to wash his hands, and the background music continued to sing:
"Our relationship is like a shoelace ~ tie you and me together~"
……
In the end, Ji Yu rode three jumpers, carrying Shi Nian, frantically stir-frying noodles, and the background music sang more cheerfully:
"My wife is the biggest, my husband is the second~ You are my heart, you are my liver~"
After watching the first video, before I had time to comment, the second video came again.
This time is a special session of Goodnight CP, and the video also starts from the first meeting between the two, reviewing the sweet moments in the past, and the background music is "Brother Has a Wife":
"The beauty who loves my brother, you heard my brother say ~ my brother's family already has a wife~"
The magical melody is still so earthy that it makes people roll all over the ground.
Two minutes later, the third video was also freshly released, different from the previous two, and the last one was a ghost animal video of Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou, called-
Brother~ I'm looking for a partner.
The beginning is the audio of the first issue of Song Xinyou's green tea called Brother Ji Yu, followed by Zhou Shiyuan's voice: "What else can you do when you come to Lianzong, of course it's to find a partner!" ”
The connection of the two voices, coupled with the magical soundtrack, constitutes the highlight of the whole video.
Song Xinyou was stunned, bowed his head, bit his lip, wiped his tears, and said: "Brother~"
Zhou Shiyuan pouted his buttocks, roared at the vicious dog viciously, and said: "I want to find a partner!" ”
Zhou Shiyuan's version of Xiao Qiao danced with a fan, with a sentence: "Brother~"
Song Xinyou's version of Zhang Fei appeared domineeringly with tires on his face, with a sentence: "I'm looking for a partner!" ”
……
After watching all the videos, those who watched the show and those who didn't watch the show were silent.
Ferric tetroxide: There is no show that can make people speechless all the time, except for love to talk, there is nothing to say, I wish you success.
Iron pot stewed GG explosion: I clicked on the video with desiccant in my pocket, and after watching the pant legs, the water was dripping, it was so damp that I had rheumatism.
Invincible Whirlwind Female Durian: Who knows, I happened to be on the bus when I swiped this video, and as soon as the voice came out, the whole car was watching me, and there was one who came over to ask me how to maintain it, and it didn't look like a person in his forties or fifties.
The earth is back to the soil, the embarrassment is embarrassing, the publicity effect is definitely not bad, with the good work of the official, the popularity of the live broadcast room has reached a higher level, and the number of viewers has reached tens of millions by the afternoon.
Seeing this, Zhou Xingyan stopped talking, and temporarily added a call session with relatives and friends to warm up for the later confession night.
The first to make a call was Song Xinyou, who chose her best friend for more than ten years.
As soon as the phone was connected, he just said "Good afternoon", and the other side scolded:
"What a fart, okay, you haven't replied to my message for thirty-six hours, if it weren't for the announcement from the program team, I thought you would have entered the bureau like some guests."
Song Xinyou lowered his voice and coughed:
"Be careful when you speak, you're recording the show."
The other side changed to a clip tone in seconds: "Xinyou, good afternoon, is there anything wrong with calling me?" ”
Song Xinyou rolled her eyes in her heart, and also explained in her voice:
"Now it's a call session with relatives and friends, which guest do you think is the most suitable for me on the show?"
The girlfriend gave the answer without hesitation, and even forgot the clip sound:
"To be honest, you don't deserve it, you only deserve to be with that little black in the first issue."
After listening to her best friend's answer, Song Xinyou was silent for a few seconds, and then spoke in a more powerful voice:
"Sun Ergou, you tell me again!"
Sun Ergou: "If you have to choose one, then choose Zhou Xingyan, I heard that the director is well-connected, and when the time comes, he can get me into the entertainment industry to play a maid or something......