Chapter 35: The Feast
"That's right, if you don't agree, this kind of go..."Originally, everyone thought that Yunchen didn't agree, but Jiang Liang said it to himself. Unexpectedly, when he heard that he agreed, he was speechless as if he was choked by the neck in an instant, and just looked at Yunchen with a shocked face.
"No, you went to such an obvious Hongmen banquet, were you caught in the door? Or do you look at the two female goblins who are good-looking, and they are tricked by the beauties? At this time, Fengchen on the side was also dumbfounded, thinking that Yunchen had won the beauty scheme.
"It's not what you think. I have no way to refuse, that spring thirty mother, she is about to die if she can't say it, can I not agree? Although we have been learning spells from the Immortal Master for a long time, do you think that all of us together can beat these two monsters? Yunchen can't, so he can only use this reason to ask everyone.
"Can't"
"Can't"
"Can't" even Fengchen, who everyone thought was the most powerful, said these two words, and everyone lowered their heads gloomily.
That's right, even if ten of you are tied together, you can't beat each other. What's more, there will be an even more powerful Bull Demon King next, and everyone will not dare to answer again.
"Yunchen, why don't you sell yourself, what if the two monsters think you're not bad and don't want to kill you?" Jiang Liang, who has a big nerve, will come up with some "wonderful" methods every time he is at a critical moment. It's just that this method, whether it is a good way or a life, is unknown.
Everyone looked at Jiang Liang with the eyes of a fool, wondering how this thing came up with such a way to feel that he didn't die fast enough. I'm curious how he came up with it.
Jiang Liang also scratched his head, knowing that he seemed to have another way to kill him, but he was also helpless, every time he saw them show this expression and eyes. I felt like they were looking at fools.
"Don't worry, I have another way, but it doesn't work, I can only say it after I use it" Looking at everyone's dejected looks, Yunchen also said his thoughts.
"That's good, that's good," Jiang Liang said happily, suddenly all the thoughts he was worried about just now came out of his mind, he knew that as long as Yunchen said that there was a way, there would naturally be a way.
Everyone's faces are also slightly better-looking, to be honest, there is no cloud and dust, and everyone feels that they may not live long. As a think tank, Yunchen is an indispensable part of the team, which is obvious to all.
Looking at the appearance of everyone, Fengchen at this time suddenly seemed to have made some decision.
It was night, the yellow sand was flying all over the sky, the wind was cold, and I was wrapped in a coat that I don't know where it came from. Yunchen, who still had a trace of blood on his coat, slowly came out of his room, calmly glanced at the candlelight still lit in the distance in front of him, and walked forward slowly, step by step.
Looking back, it was like a righteous man who died generously, and there was no turning back.
The people in the house also watched Yunchen walk away, as if watching a hero slowly walk towards the trap but could not do anything!
"Oh, this dish is really sumptuous, thank you to the two beauties for entertaining" Looking at the delicacies on the table, and the Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing sitting on both sides of the table, of course, except for the second master on the side, it must be a perfect picture.
The beauties meet, sit alone, and then look at the table full of wine and food, this Hongmen banquet is really good.
"Hey, the helper is here, sit down, sit down, I'll pour you wine." At this time, the second master took the wine jug and poured a full cup for Yunchen.
"Then I will thank the two beauties for the wine and food, I will toast the two of you first" As a sophisticated person, Yunchen naturally started first and took the initiative. He wasn't worried about the poison in the wine, and if these two goblins wanted to kill me and poison me, then he really looked down on them.
"Alas, have you ever been satisfied with these wines and dishes? If you are not satisfied, it would be good if our sisters did it all over again," Bai Jingjing said with a smile at this time.
"It's a lot better than what I eat, but the two of you are so entertained. There must be something going on, if you don't know what to say, let the kid be mentally prepared, otherwise I'm afraid I won't dare to move chopsticks for this wine and food" Yunchen put his posture very low, he had already guessed the identities of these two "goblins", and naturally there were not so many twists and turns.
"Hahaha, sure enough, I'll just say that this little friend is not simple, you still don't believe it, now believe it." Bai Jingjing, who was sitting on Yunchen's left hand side, suddenly looked at Chun Thirty Niang, looking like she was winning the battle, and she didn't forget to take a look at the second master.
"I said I lost this game, but you'd be interested in betting a second game against me." That spring thirty niang also looked at "Bai Jingjing" with a smile on her face.
At this time, Yunchen looked dazed and didn't know, and he didn't know what these two were doing.
It sounds like you're making a bet on yourself.
Looking at Yunchen with a puzzled face, the two laughed, and with a wave of their hands, the second master next to them fainted instantly, disappeared in an instant, and looked at Yunchen with a smile and slowly revealed his true appearance.
One person was wearing a yellow robe and a crown of twelve beads on his head, with a righteous face, and a distant and mysterious kingly atmosphere poured out between his gestures. The body is dignified, the appearance is dignified, a pair of eyes shoot cold stars, and the two curved eyebrows are like paint. The chest is broad, there is an invincible wind, and the breath of a thousand feet of Lingyun is breathed.
When you fix your eyes, you are the Lord of the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor turned his head to look at the "Spring Thirty Niang".
Chun Thirty Niang also slowly revealed her true face.
I saw that the Buddha light was shining all around this person, and the light seemed to be endless, but I couldn't see the person in it clearly. Yunchen, who was still a little flustered, seemed to have suddenly calmed down. Since he couldn't see the person who came, but he came with the Jade Emperor, the Lord of Heaven, then the identity of this person must be the Lord of the Western Heavens.
Looking at the two great gods, Yunchen was extremely nervous, and he didn't reach the ceiling of the two beautiful boys who traveled to the west. Suddenly finding yourself, and seeing yourself in this way, naturally had doubts in your heart.
Doubts are doubts, but what Yunchen knows is that his life is worry-free.
If the two Journey to the West ceilings made so many twists and turns in order to kill themselves, then even if they died, they would feel no regrets. You can even go out and brag later.
Do you know that I am Yunchen, in the world of Journey to the West.
What, Jade Emperor, Lord of Heaven.
Also, the Lord of the Western Heavens, the Buddha.
In order to kill me, they disguised themselves as two female goblins.
Tsk, invite me to dinner, hey, hey, say it, it's worth it to die directly! Who has this treatment!
Thinking about it, Yunchen had no choice but to ask, "Dare to ask, Jade Emperor, Buddha, but what did the little one do wrong?" Let two people with such an identity not hesitate to surrender their identities to the mortal world? ”!
"Haha, don't worry, Xiaoyou, I just heard Tai Bai Xing say that he came down to see Xiaoyou, and I feel that Xiaoyou is very interesting, if you come to my heavenly court as a guest, you will naturally be very welcome" The Jade Emperor spoke without leaking, and did not give Yunchen any key points. Yunchen naturally couldn't guess what the Jade Emperor meant, but he was a little confused.
"I'm different, it's just that a few days ago, Qing Lantern brought back Xiaoyou's reply. And I'm just going to take a look at Xiaoyou today, Xiaoyou is really not ordinary. This Buddha did not say his purpose, but threw himself to the Jade Emperor to make him think more.
"Where does the Buddha say, I just thank the Master of the Green Lantern for not holding me accountable for my faults, some gratitude. It seems that the master should have told the Buddha, so I will be relieved. Yunchen said neither humbly nor arrogantly, even in the face of the two Westward Journey ceilings, he was like an ant in front of them. No, it's not even as good as ants.
The other side must think that the principal is his master, so he will definitely not attack himself, and naturally calm down.
Seeing that the Jade Emperor's face next to him improved, he probably guessed the meaning of these two world lords coming to him.
But he can't take a stand, he is not a person from this world, and the other party despises because of the face of his master, that is, the principal.
And they thought all this was seamless, but they didn't know that there was a third party to listen to it again!