Chapter 1 You Were Invited by Me!
"Song Zhuangshi, Song Zhuangshi?"
"Song Ren!"
"Smack!"
I only heard a startling sound, waking up the Nine Heavens Wandering Spirit.
Song Ren opened his eyes in a daze, and what caught his eyes was a middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears and an oily face, who looked like a wild boar had failed to refine and transform.
Seeing the fat man's face getting closer and closer, Song Ren was greatly frightened, and then found that he was lying on the ground.
Behind the fat man, there was also a lewd man with a thin figure and a two-handed-eight mustache.
When the man saw Song Ren wake up, he didn't have much joy, but arched his hand to the front and said respectfully: "Lord Zhixian, Song Ren has woken up." ”
"Lord Zhixian?"
Song Ren shook his still somewhat drowsy head and slowly sat up.
Only then did he realize that he was in an antique court, flanked by officials holding water and fire sticks.
The four on one side were all looking at him with curiosity or playfulness.
Directly above, sat a middle-aged man wearing a black gauze hat and a cyan official uniform, his figure was even more bloated, and his face was full of impatience.
A plaque engraved with the four red characters "Mirror hanging" hung on the man's head.
it?
This yamen is quite realistically arranged, is it filming?
Song Ren rubbed his eyes and realized that these were not hallucinations.
At this time, He Zhixian took a deep breath and said with some anger: "Master Song, if you are in good health, please close this case, this official still has important things to do." ”
He Zhixian thought to himself, if it weren't for your identity as a showman, he would have let people beat you for twenty, and the big stick would wake you up.
Song Ren looked at the official master and blinked: "Case? What case? ”
"Huh?"
As soon as this sentence came out, it was the turn of the rest of the people in the court to be dumbfounded.
are all thinking, isn't the famous Song Master in this county crazy?
Could it be that this is his retribution for helping the wicked fight lawsuits in recent years and reversing black and white?
Chai Dafu, who was like a wild boar on the side, was a little anxious, and gritted his teeth and reminded in a low voice: "Song Ren! Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, hurry up and help me finish the lawsuit, you received the deposit! ”
No, what lawsuit? What kind of deposit?
Song Ren was completely stunned, he remembered that he had been in the dormitory all night to catch up with his graduation thesis, and in the blink of an eye, he appeared here.
Looking around, in addition to these few people in the public hall, there was also a young woman kneeling on the ground and sobbing constantly, looking like she had just become an adult.
In addition, at the entrance of the yamen behind him, there were still many people standing watching the excitement, all wearing ancient costumes, talking about each other one by one.
After pinching Chai Dafu's face and hearing the other party scolding, Song Ren clearly realized that this was not a dream.
Isn't it, crossed over?!
The trial was interrupted, and the onlookers were talking louder and louder.
He Zhixian was angry, and he picked up the shocking wood in his hand and knocked it several times to demonstrate his solemnity.
"Silence! Quiet! ”
The discussion stopped abruptly.
He Zhixian glared at Song Ren who was in a daze and said, "Song Ren! Even if you have the status of a showman, contempt for the court is a crime of bullying officials, and you know how to punish according to the Ming Law! ”
"Da Ming Law? I think that those who despise the court should be punished. ”
Song Ren smiled, because as soon as the three words "Da Ming Law" came out, he knew which dynasty he had traveled to.
It turned out to be the Ming Dynasty!
As a top student in the Department of History, Song Ren's direction of study is ancient law, not to mention any "Da Ming Law", even if it is "Tang Law Shu Yi" and "Qin Law".
He has a good back.
This doesn't fart and hits the heel - it's a coincidence, isn't it?
"Humph! It seems that you are not crazy, so let's start quickly and don't waste everyone's time! ”
He Zhixian snorted coldly, then adjusted his sitting posture, ready to listen to how Song Ren would argue.
From the bottom of his heart, he looked down on Song Ren, even if this guy might become a colleague with him in the future, or even his boss.
Song Ren arched his hand, he had now accepted the fact of the crossing.
Then since God has let him cross over to become a lawyer, but it is still his field of expertise, then fight!
Song Ren smiled very confidently, and looked directly at the magistrate sitting behind the case in the lobby and said: "He Zhixian, you just mentioned contempt for the court, so I have to remind you that according to the law, as a showman, I can not kneel to the magistrate, and second, I will not be punished." ”
"Let's not say that the little one didn't despise the court, even if there was, it had to be the governor to be punished, and you couldn't beat me."
In ancient times, Xiucai's status was quite high.
The ranking of "Shinong Industry and Commerce", the scholar is the first, even if he enters the official career, even if he is the lowest level, the county magistrate cannot punish him, and he has to be an official at the upper level of the county.
He Zhixian frowned, and couldn't help sneering: "Okay, you Song Dazhu, are you threatening this official?" ”
Song Ren hurriedly shook his hand: "Don't dare, don't dare, I'm just stating the facts." ”
Song Ren dared to do this because he saw contempt for himself in He Zhixian's eyes.
In addition, the main reason is that after he crossed over, he completely lost the memory of his predecessor, and these people are in a lawsuit, and they don't know what happened to them, who is the main suer and who is the defendant, so how can they fight?
If you don't wake up He Zhi County in advance, what should I do if He Zhi County is really sentenced when the case is passed?
As for Chai Dafu's whispered reminder before, Song Ren simply forgot about it.
Who told him that he hadn't calmed down at that time, and his brain was as messy as mush.
Song Ren smiled and looked at the mustache again, if he guessed correctly, that guy should be the master bookkeeper.
"Mr. Lao Fu will re-talk about the case, so that I can sort out the relationship."
Master Kang was stunned for a moment, and scolded in his heart: "Bi Qi's mother, this piece of paper was written by you, and now ask me in turn?" ”
However, he naturally didn't dare to show it, but looked at He Zhixian.
He Zhixian didn't know what medicine was sold in this Song Ren gourd, but he really had nothing to do with this guy, so he could only suppress his anger and wave his hand casually.
After Master Kang understood, he had to say helplessly: "Now the Chai squire sued the maid Xiao Cui in his house, and tempted him with sex, but the Chai squire did not obey, Xiao Cui was angry and injured people, causing the Chai squire to be injured in the forehead, and he had to compensate for the cost of the decoction fifty taels of silver." ”
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Cui, who was kneeling on the ground and crying, kept kowtowing and wailing: "Wronged, my lord, it is obvious that Master Chai wants to forcibly occupy the villain, but the villain does not obey and was beaten by Master Chai, how can I say that I hurt him!" ”
At this time, the group of onlookers who were stopped by the officials began to talk again, both condemning and sympathizing.
Suddenly, the court was noisy like a vegetable market.
"Bang Bang!"
"Silence! Whoever dares to disturb the public court again, fight twenty! ”
He Zhixian knocked on the startled wood, and the noisy sound subsided.
He Zhixian turned to look at Song Ren: "Song Ren, you have also heard the case after it, let's talk about it." ”
"Say?"
Song Ren tilted his head slightly: "What is there to say?" ”
He walked directly to Chai Dafu's side, pointed to Chai Dafu's collapsed nose and smiled: "Lord Zhixian, fellow villagers, I believe everyone has eyes, right?" Just the appearance of a wild boar that can be inserted with two green onions, I believe that a woman with normal aesthetics is reluctant to take a second look, let alone seduc. ”
"Is there still a lawsuit to be fought here? Is the result unclear? ”
After Song Ren finished speaking, the entire court fell into a deathly silence.
Almost everyone's eyes widened and froze in place.
Until Chai Dafu reacted and scolded angrily: "Song Ren! Who do you say is a wild boar! ”
"You're crazy! I've asked you to help me with my lawsuit! ”