Chapter 129: Will Kissing Have Children? Lao Tzu pees on your face!

After Zhu Ningyun hurriedly withdrew from Li Xiao's room, he hurriedly entered his room.

And at the dark corner of this inn, there was a squatting person.

If you don't look closely, you won't find it.

This person is Zhu Gaosui, holding a booklet and a pen in his hand.

Since his father wanted him to be a spy, he felt that in addition to those inventions, these husband and wife relationships should also be recorded truthfully.

Zhu Gaosui's booklet has been memorized densely.

[On February 12, Li Xiao and Zhu Ningyun clasped their fingers, went shopping in public in the town, and took the opportunity to hug Zhu Ningyun's waist. ]

[On February 13, Li Xiao shouted at Zhu Ningyun in public, I love you]

[On February 14, Zhu Ningyun stayed in Li Xiao's room for three hours before coming out.]

When Zhu Gaosui saw this, he wrote it down in the booklet again.

[On the evening of February 15, Zhu Ningyun hurriedly walked out of Li Xiao's room, probably doing something despicable in the room, but did not stay overnight. ]

After writing this, he closed the booklet and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Soon, he reappeared in the dark outside Zhu Gaoxu's room

Zhu Ningyun returned to the room, and Zhang Cuicui had already prepared the footwash and waited.

"County Lord, it's a little late, rest early."

Zhang Cuicui said with a smile, and when she saw the county lord's panicked expression, she knew what was happening.

As she spoke, she got up to wash the county lord's feet, and quipped:

"County Lord, just us now, even if you go to Li Xiao's place for the night, no one will know, Cuicui promises not to say."

"What are you talking about?"

When she came back so late and was seen by Cuicui, Zhu Ningyun felt extremely ashamed, "I haven't married yet, how can I spend the night with a man." ”

"It's fine. God knows, you know, I know," Zhang Cuicui grinned.

For a while, Zhu Ningyun wanted to get into trouble, she came back to her senses and scolded: "What a good Cuicui, make me happy, what if I have a child!" ”

"If you give birth, you give birth." Zhang Cuicui smiled and said: "Go back with a belly, the prince will be happy, this is the eldest grandson, and the son of the world has not given birth to children." ”

"Go, go, you don't want to make fun of me."

"Hee-hee-hee"

Zhang Cuicui stuck out her tongue and said no more, and wiped the county lord's feet again.

After washing her feet, Zhu Ningyun lay on the bed and slept, but she couldn't sleep anymore.

It's over, I kissed Li Xiao today, and the two are so close. Will you get pregnant?

Thinking of what happened just now, Zhu Ningyun was very worried.

I got pregnant before I got married, and it was rumored that I didn't abide by women's morals.

Zhang Cuicui blew out the lamp and fell asleep on another small bed.

After a while, Zhu Ningyun's voice came from inside the house.

"Cuicui. Did you sleep? ”

"Nope."

"Come and sleep with me."

"Hmm."

Whenever she was scared or couldn't sleep at night, she would call Zhang Cuicui to sleep with her.

Zhang Cuicui ran over and got into Zhu Ningyun's bed.

It feels better to have someone to accompany you.

After a while, Zhu Ningyun asked again, "Cuicui, have you slept?" ”

"No, the county lord. Do you have anything to ask? Zhang Cuicui said.

"Indeed" Zhu Ningyun felt a little unspeakable, and he was hesitant.

Zhang Cuicui whispered: "County Lord, you just say it, Cuicui's tone is tight, God knows you know I know"

This is true, after so many years with Cuicui, Zhang Cuicui has never talked nonsense.

"That's good."

Zhu Ningyun whispered: "Today. I kissed Li Xiao, you said that I would not get pregnant, I am so worried"

"Ah, you've all gotten to this point?" Zhang Cuicui grinned.

"Tell me, I'm going to die." Zhu Ningyun said anxiously.

Zhang Cuicui shook her head and said, "County Lord, don't think about it, you won't have a baby like this." ”

"Oh, that's good." Zhu Ningyun breathed a sigh of relief.

"County Lord, you really don't know?" Zhang Cuicui said.

"Know what?"

"How do you have a baby?"

Zhu Ningyun shook his head and thought for a while, "It should be sleeping together, right?" ”

"No, no, what's the use of just sleeping together?" Zhang Cuicui said.

Because Zhu Ningyun locked herself at home since she was a child and lacked communication with the outside world, she knew less about this matter.

Zhang Cuicui is different, he sometimes deals with other maids, and naturally understands a lot more.

And these things, Zhang Cuicui can't discuss them with the county lord.

Therefore, Zhu Ningyun really didn't know.

Zhang Cuicui thought that she must let the county lord know, otherwise after getting married, she wouldn't know how to serve her husband.

Thinking of this, Zhang Cuicui whispered: "County Lord, let me tell you what will happen when the cave room is spent on the night of candles, right?" ”

"Well, tell me, I don't know yet." Zhu Ningyun nodded.

Zhang Cuicui leaned over and said in her ear: "."

"Does it really need to be like this?"

"Well, the county lord. I heard that it would be very happy, but Cuicui didn't know. ”

It's a boudoir whisper.

After listening, Zhu Ningyun only felt hot all over, this, this is too shameful.

It was the first time she had heard anything like it.

It turns out that this is needed after getting married.

With the person she loves, Zhu Ningyun can't help but feel a little longing.

However, think of your own looks

I don't want to

If this is the case, I am afraid that my husband will see it.

It must not be like this, she has already decided in her heart.

Don't let your husband see her face for the rest of your life.

"Sleep."

Hey, after a sigh, Zhu Ningyun closed her eyes and forced herself to sleep.

But the more this happens, the more I can't sleep.

in the room.

Li Xiao recalled the scene of kissing Ningyun just now, he was so happy.

The beauty is like this, and this life is worth it.

Ning Yun is simply so good-looking, with a delicate figure and a sweet face like a fairy

Even if he is a star in the previous life, his favorite Liu Yifei cannot be compared.

So, he got up and asked people to prepare hot water and take a hot shower.

In the bath room, Li Xiao just entered the bath tub.

There was a knock at the door.

"Easy hero, it's time to go to the bandits."

Outside the door, Yang Shiqi's humble voice was heard.

He is now pinning all his hopes on Li Xiao and his party.

During training yesterday, he found that the group of people brought by Li Xiao was very different from the rabble who gathered the villagers.

One in the sky, one in the ground.

When Xiang Yong was training the formation, he was crooked and twisted, and he looked very jerky when he wielded his weapons.

On the other hand, Li Xiao's group of people, one by one, are alive and vigorous, more than advancing and retreating, with tacit understanding, waving and dancing, whirring and winding!

That group of people must be strong in martial arts!

Especially the one called the Overlord Halberd, as soon as the halberd is wielded, you can hear the sound of breaking through the sky, and the power is infinite.

Such a group of people will definitely be able to defeat the enemy.

Yang Shiqi didn't sleep well last night, and stayed under the inn, for fear that this group of people would run away.

Early in the morning, he came to find Li Xiao and asked them to set off, but this was a major event that was blocked in his heart.

There was a knock on the door, but there was no response from inside.

So, Yang Shiqi knocked on the door again: "Is the carefree hero available?" ”

"What's the noise, I'm taking a shower, wait."

Li Xiao's impatient voice came from the room, he hated it most when someone was forcing Lai Lai to take a bath.

"Okay, Daxia, you wash first, I'll wait outside."

Yang Shiqi said humbly.

Now his life and death are in the hands of this group of people.

No, to be precise, it should be in the hands of this Li Xiaoyao.

Judging from yesterday's observations, this Li Xiaoyao should be the leader of this group of people.

in the room.

Li Xiao added a little hot water and soaked it very comfortably.

"Open the Points Mall."

[Today's System Mall Refresh Items:]

[1. A map of the world.] Consume 1000 points. 】

[2. A copy of navigation skills. Consume 5000 points. 】

[3. A bottle of Rejoicing shampoo.] Consume 500 points. 】

[Consume 100 points to refresh items.] 】

[Current points: 322000 points.] 】

"I'll go, it's off to a good start today, it's all good things."

"This world map and navigation skills will be used on the sea in the future."

"I was drowsy and sent a pillow, and as soon as I took a shower, I was sent shampoo."

Li Xiao directly emptied the items in the mall.

The rejoicing shampoo is extracted and used to wash the hair.

In ancient times, there was no shampoo, and washing hair was either rice water or plant ash, and the palace was also soaphorn.

The hair is long, can you wash it clean with these things?

Li Xiao took out the shampoo and rubbed it on his head, and quickly grabbed bubbles on his head, which was so cool and comfortable

"Refresh the Marketplace."

While washing his hair, Li Xiao was not idle.

The wind oil essence formula that the old father-in-law wants, he hasn't refreshed it yet!

Refreshed five times in a row, spent another 100,000 points, bought some messy things, and still did not appear the formula of wind oil essence.

But this time I bought a good thing.

[Fertilizer process, provide matching the current production of the cost of the industrial process, can produce high-quality fertilizer. 】

This thing alone cost Li Xiao 50,000 points.

With this kind of thing, you can completely store food in your own villa.

"Have you washed it?"

"It's coming, it's killing me."

Unconsciously, Li Xiao took a bath for half an hour, and Yang Shiqi outside the door was waiting anxiously, like ants on a hot pot.

It's going to be war, it's good that you're old, you actually took a shower.

At this time, the others also woke up and left the room one after another.

Today, Zhu Ningyun wore a water-colored slim gown and walked over with a little elegance.

Early in the morning, he heard Yang Shiqi's constant shouts outside the door.

After asking about the situation, he said, "Yang Zhixian, let me call him." ”

At this time, Li Xiao had already climbed up from the bathtub, dried his body, put on his clothes and walked out to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, there was a gap between the wind pressure inside and outside, and a gust of wind hit the house.

Li Xiao's delicately washed hair became extremely elegant, and the three thousand green silks swayed in the wind, extremely smooth, even smoother than a woman's hair.

"Wow!!"

The people outside the door were stunned.

The ancients loved hair, and the first time they saw such flowing hair, they were very envious.

Li Xiao brushed his hair back and said, "Everyone, don't be impatient, wait for me to get dressed." ”

After speaking, he also threw a wink at Ning Yun, "Bo'er~~ I love you." ”

Zhu Ningyun was ashamed, this Li Xiao is becoming less and less attentive to the occasion!

Zhu Gaoxu was surprised: "Wow, brother-in-law's flowing hair, it's so good-looking." ”

Zhu Ningyun walked in, closed the door, picked up his clothes to help Li Xiao change his clothes, touched Li Xiao's hair again, and smelled a fragrance.

Wasn't that the case yesterday?

"Xiaolang, why are your hair so flowing?"

Zhu Ningyun couldn't help but ask, a little infatuated.

Li Xiao, who just came to the mansion, has dark skin and is not tall.

Available now. Taller and taller, longer and more handsome.

Now he even has enviable hair.

She felt that she was becoming less and less worthy of Li Xiao.

If it weren't for Xiaolang expressing his love to himself in public every day, he would always be worried that Xiaolang would leave him.

"Rejoice."

After Li Xiao got dressed, he handed the bottle of Rejoicing to Zhu Ningyun and said, "Daughter-in-law, if you use this to wash your hair, you will also have the same hair as me." ”

"Okay, I'll try."

Zhu Ningyun nodded happily, it seems that this is Xiaolang inventing something good again.

"Ning Yun, wait for me here with peace of mind, I'll go back when I go. Although this matter has nothing to do with us, after all, it involves the transportation of grain in Daobeiping, and we still have to take care of it. ”

Li Xiao took Zhu Ningyun's hand and said.

In fact, Li Xiao felt that he had cheated Yang Shiqi, and he still had to pull him.

"Well, Xiaolang, you have this responsibility, it's admirable! Go in peace, I'll wait for you."

Zhu Ningyun is from Yanwang Mansion, she is not a weak girl, such a thing as suppressing bandits is what a man should do, seeing Xiaolang so responsible, his heart is even happier.

That's it.

After Li Xiao took a shower and got dressed.

This team of bandits finally set off from the county office!

Black Wind Village, Mountain Temple.

The three mountain bandit bosses gathered in this ruined temple.

This mountain temple is their temporary base.

This group of mountain bandits is not one, but consists of three.

They came from several counties next door, and heard that there were many grain merchants in Beiping who sent grain, and the three families hit it off, formed an alliance to commit crimes, and gained a lot.

At this time, the three bosses were discussing matters together.

The boss of Baimazhai said: "Now that the government has been alarmed, it's time to stop, everyone has divided the money, scattered in two, and fled." ”

The big boss of the Iron Dao Village agreed: "That's right, we have already made an appointment, and we will leave with one vote, and now we should withdraw, otherwise when the county reports to the county, the officers and soldiers will come to encircle and suppress us, and the gains outweigh the losses." ”

"Bang!"

The big boss of Heifeng Village slapped the table and said: "You must go, but you also have to talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes, my brother Nine Dragons was killed, and this revenge has to be avenged!" If you want to leave, you have to wait until you have revenge. ”

The head of the Iron Knife Village said: "I heard that the one-eyed dragon was killed by a group of Jianghu rangers passing by, not by the government, so it's useless for us to stay here." ”

The head of Baimazhai said: "I heard that Yang Shiqi, the prefect of Cangzhou County, was training yesterday, and it is estimated that he will fight again today." ”

The big boss of Black Wind Village said: "As far as their group of wastes, what can they do to us?" ”

The other two village owners didn't say much.

The money they have robbed now is in the hands of Black Wind Village, and it seems that they can only share the money together after taking revenge.

At this time, a thief dressed in black hurriedly entered the temple: "The master, the master, it's not good, the county has sent someone again!" ”

The head of the Black Wind Village said: "What are you panicking about, the day before yesterday, I didn't have to make any effort to kill them, and they were vulnerable." ”

The thief said, "This time is different. ”

The head of the Black Wind Village said curiously: "What's the difference?" ”

The thief said: "This time, the leader is a ranger named Li Xiaoyao, I heard that it seems to be the person who intercepted and killed the second master last time." ”

As soon as he heard this, the head of Heifeng Village was overjoyed, picked up the nine-ring big knife, and shouted:

"Just in time! It didn't take much effort to break through the iron shoes and find nowhere to go, so kill that dog today, avenge the hydra brother, and sacrifice my brother with his head! ”

The other two village owners were overjoyed when they heard the news and took revenge, and they could walk with their money.

The two stood up one after another, and said vigorously: "Throw your head and spill your blood, and avenge your brother!" ”

The mountain bandits roared to the fortifications that had been erected.

Sure enough, I found that there were already people outside.

There are only fifty people, do you really underestimate them?

The boss of Heifeng Village pointed and said angrily: "Outside the door, but the person named Li Xiaoyao?" ”

At this time, Li Xiao and his people were outside the cottage gate.

It has to be said that these bandits still have something, they made a wooden fence out of wood, dug a horizontal ditch, and a sharp retaining wall.

No wonder yesterday's officers and soldiers could not attack.

At first glance, there was a black pressure inside, almost 200 people.

If you want to exterminate such bandits, you need to send an army of 1,000 people to take it safely.

However, as long as they are provoked, they should be stoned.

These mountain bandits, but a rabble, have some martial arts, but they are not high, and they are easy to be arrogant and righteous, this is the weakness.

Li Xiao shouted: "It's you and grandpa me!" ”

The boss of Black Wind Village's face sank, and shouted: "Dog, my brother Nine-headed Dragon, did you die in your hands!" ”

Before Li Xiao could speak, Zhu Gaoxu shouted: "What a nine-headed dragon, it's obviously a worm, not as good as the half in your grandfather's crotch, Lao Tzu shot an arrow, his head was shot through, and his brains flowed out, and Lao Tzu also sprinkled urine on his head, urinating his face!" Readily! Hahahaha! ”

Zhu Gaoxu is also a good hand on the battlefield, knowing that it is simple to exterminate this bandit, and if he provokes them with the method of agitation, he will rush over without his life.

Li Xiao also frowned slightly, this Gao Xu's scolding is really powerful.

"Ahhhh Dog thief, I will kill you today to sacrifice the flag! ”

Sure enough, when he heard that his brother had died at the hands of that man and was still urinating on his head, the boss of the Black Wind Village felt humiliated, his face turned the color of pig liver, and his lungs almost exploded.

He waved his hand and said loudly: "Shoot them with arrows!" ”

(End of chapter)