Eight Noses
According to the little head, it turned out that in the middle of the night last night, he wanted to go out and pretend to be a ghost, and when he happened to pass by the South Canal, he saw a tall figure, carrying three long things on his shoulders, running from outside the north gate to the South Canal. It was too dark to see what he saw, but he was carrying those three things, which should be corpses in terms of shape and size. The man was carrying three corpses, and he could walk as fast as he flew. The end of the corpse seemed to be tied to a stone, or something. This man was tall and powerful, and he grabbed a corpse with one hand, like a chicken, and threw it forward by the river, and the corpse flew straight into the river. It was the dead of night, and there was no one around, only the little head saw this scene from afar.
When he saw the little giant, throwing his body into the river, and the strength was amazing, he was so frightened that his legs stiffened, and he said that he came closer to see what the man looked like, and his legs could not even take a step. The little giant threw away his body and went southwest along the north road. The little head slowed down for a while before he dared to move to the river, and when he looked into the river, the river was calm as usual, obviously the corpses in the river had sunk to the bottom of the river.
Han Daring was thinking about it, and his little head had quietly pried off the handcuffs, shook off the bicycle, and rushed out. If Han Daring wants to chase, he can catch up in three or two steps, but this guy with a small head is scary at most, and he is not guilty of any fart.
Han Daring didn't pay attention to him, his mind was full of the corpse-throwing murderer that the little head said, so he just shouted at him:
"I know where you live! If you do this again, I'll arrest you directly at home!" β
The little head didn't look back, and stumbled away.
Han boldly thought about the appearance of the murderer, and said that he went to the southwest of Beima Road, and it was likely that the murderer lived in the southwest, but the southwest place was big, and it was possible to Xiaoxiguan and Nankai. Han Da'er was in Xiaoxiguan at this time, not far from Lu Zutang, thinking in his heart, maybe the murderer lived here, so he hurriedly looked up. But after a while, I sighed and pedaled home on my bike with great interest. After arriving home, Han Daring lay on the kang and baked flatbread, turning over and down, in addition to thinking about the case, he also thought about where to check the physical evidence the next day, and he didn't fall asleep until the second half of the night.
Early the next morning, Han Daring didn't eat breakfast, changed into civilian clothes and went out, first went to the office to ask for half a day off, before leaving, You Fei also specially instructed him, saying that since the director used drowning to settle the floating corpse case, don't investigate this move privately, save the director from wearing small shoes for him in the future, Han Daring agreed perfunctorily, and rode to the Japanese concession.
In the Japanese concession near Nanshi, there are several Japanese laboratories, and Han Da'er wants to find one to examine physical evidence. The "White Hat Yamen" in the Japanese Concession had its own Japanese police, and this White Hat Yamen was the Japanese Police Department, because the Japanese police were wearing blue clothes and white hats at that time, so the Chinese people called it the White Hat Yamen. The concession was equivalent to the territory of other countries at that time, and Han Dada'er himself was a patrol officer of the Tianjin Police Department, so it was inconvenient to wear a black police uniform to the Japanese concession, so before going out, he changed into the foreign clothes he wore when he was in school, and boarded the car to go to the Japanese concession.
When passing through Nanshi, Han Daring had an early meal by the way. He sat down in front of the stall selling the pulp, which was soy milk. The stalls selling pulp also fried steamed buns, fried steamed buns are fried fritters, Beijing people call fried dough sticks, oil cakes, thin crispy, Tianjin is called steamed buns, steamed buns, steamed grates.
The stall next to it sells pancake buns, using freshly fried hot buns or steamed buns to roll up freshly spread water-milled pancakes. Pancake is a batter made of mung bean flour and white flour cornmeal with mutton stick bone broth, spread out into a very thin pancake on the cake pan, knock a chicken on it, sprinkle with some green onions, not use green onion white, use the green onion between the green onion white and the green onion leaf, the green onion pants that part, cut into green onions. Smear sweet noodle sauce, soy tofu, and spicy ones and smear some spicy seeds, roll a bite, and you don't know the pain when you take scissors to hinge your ears here, it's so delicious!
Han Daring bought a set of pancake buns at the pancake stall, and bought a bowl of hot dumplings at the pulp stall. If this is a general stinky foot patrol, it would be good if you two don't cheat on the money, but Han Daring is not that person, he has to give money to the pulp in life or death, or he simply doesn't eat here. The pulp seller couldn't resist him, so he changed the big bowl into a bowl full of pulp and brought it to Han Daring.
Han Daring picked up the pulp skin with chopsticks and put it in his mouth. In the past, the pulp had little water, and the slurry had a strong flavor, and the hot pulp came out, and a layer of pulp skin could be raised on the surface as soon as it cooled slightly. He took a sip of the hot syrup, it was fragrant and thick, just took a bite of the pancake bun, and before he could swallow it, he saw a foreigner not far away, passing by the stall with a burden, and walking along Rongye Street in the direction of the big stage. The man's back walked farther and farther, and when he was about to reach the corner of the street, a person walked out of the alley.
As soon as Han Daring saw this person walking out of the alley, his eyes immediately widened. This guy looks black and doesn't like to be clean, seeing Tian'er's neck is black, he has a rosacea nose, and he has a voice bag, so he has a nickname called "Nose".
This kid is a stumbling on the groundβnot a good cake. He used to have a good nose, because once he was walking in the alley, and he saw a fat boy sitting at the door playing with a rattle. He stretched out his hand to cover the child's mouth, picked up the child and ran, but the man of the family finished pouring dirt and came in from the alley, and suddenly bumped into his arms. This man's five big and three thick, as soon as he saw that he was abducting a child, he came up and beat him, and a brick was slapped on his nose, and he got up and ran with blood on his face, so he picked up a life, or he had to be beaten to death, but since then, his nose has collapsed, and he talks like pinching his nose, and his voice is angry, which is why he has the nickname of Nose.
Like many idle people in Tianjin Wei, he has no serious business, but he doesn't have the courage to be a gangster, and he can only be abducted and deceived on the street. This kid was dangling on the street, and he definitely didn't hold back any good fart.
Then he saw that his right hand was in his front pocket, and then he caught up with the outsider in a few steps, and put his left hand on the man's shoulder, and shouted in his mouth:
"Hey! Why did Lao Li go? β
The outsider was suddenly taken on the shoulder on the road, and his shoulder was startled, and he quickly turned his head to see who it was, but he saw the person in front of him, with a rosacea nose and a voice bag, but he didn't know him at all. The outsider hesitated for a moment, and then saw the right hand of the Nose Er take it out of the pocket of his clothes and shake it in front of his eyes. The outsider was immediately dizzy, and his eyes were black and his head fell.
Nose hurriedly supported the outsider, and kept saying in his mouth:
"Hey! Ay! Ay! Lao Li! Lao Li! What's wrong? Bad! Bad! The old problem is ...... again."
Among the people passing by on the road, there was the warm-hearted one, who saw someone fall to the ground and hurried over to help him. Nose to the warm-hearted human:
"He's an old problem, help him first if you're tired, his house is next to Rongji Street, I'll send a letter to his home!"
The warm-hearted believer believed that it was true, and hurriedly helped to help the outsider up, and the nose easily carried the burden of the outsider on his shoulder, turned around and left, and couldn't stop thanking him:
"I'm sorry to trouble you, I'm sorry to excuse you, I'll send the letter quickly, it's not far in front of me, I'll be back ......"
As soon as he walked out of the house, he slammed into a person's arms, feeling like he was hitting a wall, and his body was bounced out by the person in front of him, and he fell to the ground on all fours, and it took him a long time to get up.
He rubbed his waist and eyes, and was about to scold the street as soon as he opened his mouth, but when he saw the person in front of him, he was tall and healthy, and it was the patrol officer Han Daring, and the anger ran out along the backbone at that time.
Nose got up, quickly nodded and said with a smile:
"Oops! Isn't this a Korean head! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going out without ......an eye today," he said and reached into the baggage he had just deceived, groped for a while, took out a silver dollar and said:
"Blame me, blame me! This is not much, buy salt is not salty, buy sugar is not sweet, you bring a bowl of tea on your body to quench your thirst! As he spoke, he carried the burden and held the silver dollar to Han Da'er with both hands.
Han Da'er is the person who wants to eat and take the card, as soon as he stretched out his hand to lift his nose, he walked back. He was tall and strong, and he had no power to resist, and he was racing with a dead dog, which made him mention the fainting outsider.
Han Da'er walked and begged for mercy:
"Han Tou'er! Han Tou'er! You're open to the eye! Isn't it just an old man from other places, he can't make it, he can't do it! β
In the old days, some people in Tianjin Wei belittled rural people, and those who came from other rural areas were all called "old Tan'er". There is also a saying that "Lao Tan'er enters the city, with a thin hemp rope at his waist, a felt hat on his head, and a strip of velvet, if he doesn't pretend to find a toilet, he can do it...... Gala."
The stinky foot patrol on the street, as well as the ruffian dog rotten child, love to start with the old Tan'er who has just entered Tianjin Wei, often even scare and deceive, how to blackmail money, even there is a rubber all the way, the rubber is the old Beijing foreign car, Shanghai is called rickshaw. The people who pull the cart on this road are all dedicated to Lao Tan'er, and for two cents of the road, he can manage Lao Tan'er for ten yuan, which shows what kind of world it was at that time.
At this time, the foreigner had already woken up, and saw that his burden was gone, and there was a stranger in front of him to support him. Han Daring threw his nose to the ground, and this time he used too much force, almost blistering his nose. He stopped the stranger and the warm-hearted one, and explained why. He snatched the burden and the silver dollar from the hand of the Nose, returned them to the foreigner, and sent them away.
When the outsider left, he thanked him so much that he didn't forget to kick the nose lying on the ground. As for the warm-hearted one, he didn't get on his feet, he did it directly, anyway, he smoked four big mouths on his nose before it was over.
Nose was thrown by Han Da'er, and then received another kick and four big mouths, lying on the ground and pretending to be a dead dog. Han Da'er stretched out his foot and pulled his nose a few times and said:
"Up! Rise! Don't play dead dogs there! Chicken feathers tied to the telephone pole - you are so bold! Foolish in broad daylight! β
The snort and chirp the scoundrel:
"Oops! Mom! But I fell to death! Oops! Can't live! Oops! β
Han Daring said:
"Okay! You pretend to be with me! A few days ago, the brother-in-law of the police chief had a ticket tied up, and now there is no trace, so you must have gotten rid of it! Let's go! You just wait for next year's Qingming to collect tribute! β
When he heard it, this was a big case of losing his head. In the past, the yamen paid attention to the completion of the case, Han Daring wanted to use himself as a scapegoat at this time, the official word was two, this basin had to be buckled on the head, and the water of the whole Haihe River could not be washed, so he quickly got up as soon as he turned over.
He was about to open his mouth to beg for mercy, but he heard Han Daring say:
"If you want to carry this ball on your shoulder for two more days, just do something for me!"