Seventy opened his mouth

Han Daring was eating wontons, and suddenly noticed that someone was sneaking up behind him, he turned over, and a bowl of hot wonton soup was all spilled, followed by a punch.

Not only did not a drop of the wonton soup touch the corner of the man's clothes, but even Han Daring's punch was easily pushed away by the man. Then he heard the man scold:

"Good little bastard! Splash your little uncle with wonton soup, and dare to do it with your elders! ”

Han Daring looked at it, and it turned out that the person behind him was Zhu Tianfei! He was carrying a long quilt tied with hemp rope, and stood in front of Han Da'er with one hand on his waist.

Han Daring smiled:

"You're so good at light work, you're racing with ghosts, the aisles are silent, I thought it was the masked one who came to sneak attack!"

"Fart! That's what you can't do! ”

After speaking, Zhu Tianfei said again:

"I really have to ask Senior Brother Wu about the opportunity, how did this apprentice teach, you can't stand it at all! It's really a hard stubble, and you're not a one! ”

Han Daring would definitely not be convinced if he wanted to hear others say this, but when these words came out of Zhu Tianfei's mouth, he really couldn't say anything, no way, Zhu Tianfei's ability was indeed much greater than him.

Zhu Tianfei said again:

"Last time that old man with a monkey face went to your house, if I hadn't arrived, you would have been muddy!"

He thought about it and said:

"No! Your skills are not enough, I have to teach you to do it, take your chopsticks and hidden weapons as an example, the strength and accuracy are good, but the technique is almost ......"

In the middle of the night, a wonton seller, looking at a big man and a person carrying a quilt, standing on the side of the street, not to mention how weird this scene is. Those who buy wontons don't dare to leave, although they are quite familiar with Han Daring, but after all, he is the deputy master, and he doesn't dare to say that he wants wonton money, but people haven't finished eating, and they haven't said whether they eat or not, and they can't just pick and choose and go home, so they asked:

"Han Tou'er, there's still a bowl that can be cooked, I'll serve it to you now?"

Han Daring looked at it and nodded, remembering that he hadn't given the money yet, so he took out his pocket and gave the wonton money. At this time, he glanced at the quilt roll on Zhu Tianfei's shoulder, moved a few times, and hurriedly asked:

"Little uncle! You're carrying this, aren't you? How can you still move! ”

Zhu Tianfei slapped his head, quickly put down the quilt roll, and said while untying the hemp rope:

"I heard you say before, the big thief Yan Sandao who tried the nine bends, and the stone lion of Shuixizhuang held the treasure, I felt curious, and I went to the gate of Shuixizhuang at night to take a look at the pair of stone lions, and I caught a thief!"

As he spoke, he unwrapped his baggage, revealing a man wrapped in the quilt. As soon as the quilt was untied, a strange smell came out first, saying that it was not sassy, that it was ugly or not, that it was fishy, with a small smell of meat and cumin, which made people smell a little nauseous.

The man in the quilt roll, in his thirties and less than forty, had messy hair, a rectangular face, broom eyebrows, and dark and swollen eye circles. There is a hole in the middle of the nose, all the way to the upper lip, it's a rabbit lip! His mouth was swollen, a large lump was raised high, and a rag was gagged in his mouth, and he couldn't speak, so he could only keep struggling.

Han Daring covered his nose and said:

"I say it's so big! It turns out that this piece of material! ”

Han Daring really knows this guy, this nickname "open-mouthed" is a famous thief in Nanshi, a small head in Nanshi, when he was in the troupe with a bag, because he knew him, he began to learn bad from the right path. This guy is not a good bird, he picks locks on sliding doors, dials doors in the middle of the night, picks bags on the street, petty theft, and does everything.

This guy steals things, and he doesn't pick or choose, what's nothing. After brushing the cage drawer of steamed buns, he turned around and poured the pot water for so long, and he took the cage drawer away. There are also people who have just dried their clothes after washing, and let the children at home watch the clothes at the door, and he runs around to tease the children to talk, and finally he can cheat the clothes to be dried.

Slipping the door and picking the lock, he also sees what to take, he can't get in the rich family, at most he steals a small door, it's too poor to catch up with this family, there is a pickle pimple, and he has to let him go, it can really be said that the thief is not empty.

This guy is very good at stealing things, but he is often caught by mistake. Just because he doesn't like to be clean, he doesn't wash his face or mouth when he sees Tian'er, and he only takes a bath once every six months and a year, and he says that taking a bath always hurts his vitality. But what he did was not good, he opened the door and entered the house to steal things, and before the person arrived, he arrived first, and before he took anything, he had to be caught by the taste.

When caught, no one dared to catch it, for fear of grabbing a hand of oil sludge, at most scolding a few words and kicking two feet. He saw that he was even better, and he didn't even take a bath, and he fell into the river many years ago before he could be regarded as taking a bath. His hands, feet, neck, and face, except for the mud, are all the same!

Zhu Tianfei also thought that he had a big smell, so when he caught this guy, he simply found a broken quilt, rolled him in, and tied him with hemp rope. Anyway, he didn't know the smell, so he took off his stinky socks and stuffed them in his mouth. This guy really doesn't know the smell, but the quilt is tied at both ends, and it is not breathable, and Zhu Tianfei is jumping and jumping again along the way, and this time is even suffocating, and it is about to bubble!

The big man who sells wontons, Li, also disliked this guy, and quickly moved the wonton picks far away.

Han Da'er asked:

"Uncle, you caught a thief and didn't send it to the police, how could you carry it yourself?"

Zhu Tianfei said:

"This kid said that he knows about the person with the monkey face mask, so I want to take it back to your house and let you interrogate it directly!"

Han Da'er hurriedly said:

"Stop! Last time, you splashed a yard of dung, and it stinked for more than ten days, and now you bring such a thing home, do you still let the old couple live, just try it here! ”

The elder Li put the wontons on the small table, set up two benches, and sat at the base of the wall from afar, snuggling up to the clay stove and taking a nap.

While eating wontons, Han Dadaer asked Zhu Tianfei:

"Tell me what's going on?"

Zhu Tianfei smelled the fragrance of Han Daring's wontons, and he was also a little greedy, so he wanted Da Lao Li to cook another bowl, Han Dada'er said:

"It's gone, it's gone! This is the last bowl, the bowl just spilled the ground, and I should honor you! ”

Zhu Tianfei said:

"Fart, don't say don't talk nonsense! The dead are being honored on the ground! ”

Zhu Tianfei stared at Han Daring's bowl of wontons, Han Daring hurriedly picked up the bowl, ate and drank, and said while eating:

"I haven't touched my teeth in a day! Tomorrow, please eat well, I favor you with this bowl! ”

Zhu Tianfei saw that he couldn't catch wontons, so he looked for a bowl of soup according to the elder Li, and talked about his discovery tonight while drinking the soup.

He had heard Han Daring mention the matter of the stone lion holding the treasure in Shuixi Zhuang before, and he was deeply curious. Although the legend of the barbarian son of Tianjin Weinan has a long history, it is said that Zhu Tianfei is a native of Hebei, even if he is a native of Weidang Township, Tianjin, few people have really seen it. What kind of three-way estuary water dividing sword or the like, it is even more miraculous.

Zhu Tianfei of Shuixizhuang has been there, the first time he came to Tianjin Wei, he admired it, but Shuixizhuang has been abandoned for many years, and all he saw was some ruins and broken walls, and the grass and smoke were decaying.

Since it was the height of summer, weeds and vines were crawling all over the deserted garden. The two stone lions at the entrance are also covered with vines. Zhu Tianfei thought it was a mound rockery, but he didn't care. Listening to Han Daring's legend, I thought about going to see it.

originally wanted to go there during the day, but at Han Daring's house, the dinner was arranged well, all of which Zhu Tianfei liked to eat, and during the meal, he drank a few more glasses with his cousin-in-law, who was Han Daring's father. I thought about going back after eating, but when I woke up and opened my eyes, it was dark, and he didn't eat dinner, so he went out directly.

When I arrived at Shuixizhuang, there was nothing at the gate of the dilapidated garden, and the two stone lions were gone. Zhu Tianfei looked around, but he didn't see any trace of the stone lion.

At this time, a figure sneakily came to the outside of Shuixi Manor. Zhu Tianfei saw that he was suspicious, so he flew up the tree to see what was going on.

The figure was at the gate of the garden, looking around, as if looking for something. He searched inside and out for a long time, and finally hung his head and said to himself:

"Why is it gone? A few days ago, I saw it at the gate...... Zhenni Maqi is weird, catch up with me to burn incense, the Buddha has fallen to the ground, hey! …… I shouldn't be rich! ”

When Zhu Tianfei heard what he said, he felt that he seemed to be looking for something, could it be that he was a southern barbarian who came to find a stone lion to hold his treasure? I thought about it, no, this guy has a local accent, but he speaks a little leaky, not like a southerner!

At this time, the man turned around and left Shuixizhuang and walked in the direction of the old town of the South Canal. Zhu Tianfei secretly followed behind this person, he was excellent in light skills and strong skills, and the man didn't notice that someone was following him at all.

Zhu Tianfei followed him to the north gate of the old city, it was already three watches, and the residents of the old city closed their doors and slept soundly. The man snuck into a small courtyard, leaned on the gate, and peeked through the crack in the door.

What kind of person Zhu Tianfei is, after walking the rivers and lakes for a long time, he has already seen that this kid is acting sneakily, and when he saw him peeking through the crack in the door, he knew that this kid wanted to steal the door.

The kid reached out to the back of his waist and touched the knife on the door, but found that the knife was gone, and a branch was stuck in his waist. The knife pinned to his waist has become a branch, isn't this haunted?

I was wondering, but I saw a flower in front of me, a crisp sound of "pop", and I was firmly hit by a big mouth. This guy who slapped him with his body off the ground. Racing with a rag, he flew directly to the middle of the alley, and his body fell to the ground for a long time and couldn't get up, and his mind was confused. Think, this is me? I was stunned to give this kid a log!

He got up, the golden lights and silver stars in front of him burst out, and two back molars came out of his mouth. The mouth was swollen and high at that time. At this time, he came to his senses, thinking that he had hit a ghost, and quickly knelt on the ground and whispered to beg for mercy.

At this time, a strange voice came from the head, this voice said that people are not like people, and they are like ghosts, hoarse with a trill, and two voices come out in one sentence, one high and one low overlap with each other, and it makes people's hairs stand on end. This guy thought there was a ghost, and he didn't even dare to raise his eyes to look down.

Listen to the voice:

"What are you looking for in Shuixizhuang, aren't you afraid that your eyes will be like electricity?"

This guy was so frightened that he was sifting through chaff and talking about the chicken and breaking the rice:

"I'm going to find the stone lion...... No...... I don't know if I've offended...... That...... Which way Daxian ...... Ask the Great Immortal Lord to spare his life! ”

The voice said:

"What are you looking for a stone lion?"

The guy said:

"It's a side-by-side... He said there was treasure in it...... But what he said, I'll go and see...... It has nothing to do with me! ”

This side by side is the meaning of brothers in the spring point.

And the voice said:

"What are you standing side by side?"

When the guy heard this strange voice ask, he was suspicious at the time, and thought to himself, how can this ghost and god also have a spring spot? So he looked up, not wanting to just raise his head, his eyes were dark, and he was punched firmly, and then the whole body was lifted off the ground, and his waist tightened, and he was grabbed and lifted.

Of course, all this was not done by ghosts and gods, but it was all Zhu Tianfei's means.

Zhu Tianfei's skills, if he wants to beat him like this, there is a surplus of a hundred, but he is witty, and he wants to scare this guy, so he uses his posture to lower his voice, secretly mixes luck, and presses his voice into two, which sounds very weird, but just now this guy said a spring point, Zhu Tianfei subconsciously answered, and the question was also used in spring point, and the result was leaked.

Since he was recognized by this guy, he didn't have to pretend to be down, he flew down from the house and put this guy down with one punch. Only then did I see that this guy was open-mouthed, or how would he talk and leak air! When I got closer, I smelled a fishy smell on my mouth. Just now, Zhu Tianfei was still wondering, where did the smell come from, it turned out to be this guy.

Zhu Tianfei saw that the broken quilt hanging at home in the alley was confiscated, so he casually threw down the two eldest sons and ripped the quilt away. First they put a sock in his mouth, rolled him up in a quilt, and tied it firmly with a hemp rope. That's why I carried this guy and wanted to bring it back to Han Da'er for interrogation!

Before Han Dada'er could ask, Zhu Tianfei first gave four big mouths! Then he grinned and said:

"Say it!"

I was unlucky, and I didn't find the treasure in the middle of the night, and I wanted to steal the door, and I was beaten again. Stuffed in the quilt with stinky socks in his mouth, he almost suffocated him to death. When I opened my eyes and looked again, I saw a famous policeman in Tianjin, Han Daring.

He thought it was Han Daring who caught him, but before he could understand the taste, a little man next to him who was competing with the monkey came up and gave him four big mouths, and beat him straight in a circle, which was in the hands of the stepmother.

He was stunned for a moment, and then slapped two big mouths.

Zhu Tianfei asked again:

"Say!"

The tears are about to come down, and the socks are still stuffed in the mouth, how can you speak! I can only whine and shake my head. Zhu Tianfei raised his hand to fight, and Han Dadao said:

"Then take out the socks in his mouth first!"

Only then did Zhu Tianfei reach out and pull out the socks in his mouth, and said with a crying voice:

"I'm gagged, let me say it! If you want to know, you just ask! I'm so bare-mouthed! Poof! As he spoke, he spit out four more molars!

With his mouth open, he hurriedly begged Han Daring and said:

"Han Tou'er, if there is anything you want to know, you can ask casually, and let this master ask, I can't keep this tooth!"

The eldest Li, who was napping on the side, woke up directly after listening to it, not to mention how funny this scene was!

Han Daring got straight to the point and directly interrogated him about tonight's matter.

To say that Zhu Tianfei's mouths are very useful, generally these stinky dogs are the most capable of stealing and playing tricks, and it is often more troublesome to judge these people. No matter how you ask, they seem to be telling the truth alive, but in fact, they keep going around in circles, and in the end, what you want to interrogate doesn't come out at all, it's all idle nonsense.

To deal with this kind of person, just one word "hit".

As the saying goes, people are bitter worms, and they can't do it if they don't fight, and some people really can't ask anything if they ask well.

After a mouthful of mouth, several back molars were lost, and at this time it was simply a question and answer, and the truth was all bald.

According to him, he has a fellow disciple, don't look at this group of thieves stealing, there is really a portal! His junior brother was nicknamed "Little Mosquito", and he was also a pickpocket in his early years. I don't know how much higher than the ability to open my mouth, but I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet, and once I stole something and lost my hand. But this guy is not an ordinary person, but a group of crooks in the bee gate.

The leader of the swindler saw that the little mosquito was clever and very good at stealing things, so he pulled him into the gang and cooperated, walking the rivers and lakes everywhere to cheat. These scammers roam around, but the little mosquito is unwilling to follow, and as soon as this group of people leaves, they will do their old job. A few days ago, this Huo'er liar returned to Tianjin, and found Little Mosquito, planning to set up a plot to deceive the second young master Cai in the old city.

In the past two years, this little mosquito has met an old man with strong martial arts. This old man is very eccentric, never shows his true face, always wears a monkey-faced mask, and his whereabouts are secretive. He was very generous, and often gave money to the little mosquito to steal something, but what he stole was not gold and silver money, nor antique calligraphy and paintings, but some irrelevant ancient books, ancient pictures and other things.

After coming and going, the little mosquito got acquainted with the old man, and later worshipped the old man as a teacher and learned two kung fu. He followed the old man, and he was not short of money in his hand, so he wanted to push the gang of swindlers. But I had some friendship with this group of people before, and it was not difficult for them to find the little mosquito to do, and the little mosquito wanted to entrust the matter of doing the game to the open mouth.

So the little mosquito found his mouth open, and the two of them drank together. During the banquet, I heard Xiao Mosquito talk about this matter and open his mouth, but after opening his mouth and going, the liar gang thought that he had a big smell on his body, and his appearance was too characteristic and not suitable at all, so in the end, this matter was pulled down.

The little mosquito felt that although he had good intentions, it was not appropriate to do this matter, so he gave him a few dollars and asked him to help him do other things. Let him be in Tianjin Wei to help find the stone lion outside Shuixi Village, which is exactly the same stone beast.

I asked the reason for it, at first the little mosquito didn't say whether it was alive or dead, and then it was drunk by wine, the little mosquito drank shallowly, and the tongue of the drink was short, so he said something like a stone lion has a treasure. After sobering up, the little mosquito left, and he never saw the kid again. I don't know if he went out to avoid the limelight after cheating, or if he went to find other stone lions.

Although he only listened to a few words, the stone lion in Shuixi Zhuang has treasures, and the southern barbarians hold treasures, and Tianjin Wei almost everyone knows about it. He thought that the stone lions outside Shuixizhuang really had treasures, so he took advantage of the night to go to Shuixizhuang to look for the pair of stone lions, but when he got there, he couldn't find the two stone lions at the door.

In fact, Zhu Tianfei and Kaikou didn't know that a few days ago, the mustard garden water plant near Shuixizhuang was not very peaceful, and Huang Xian'er was a weasel in the water chief. Someone saw a weasel in the middle of the night twisting the sluice gate and moving the switch in the water chief. Therefore, someone in the factory gave the factory director an idea, saying that the stone lion outside Shuixizhuang would be moved to Shuichang Town.

Anyway, Shuixizhuang has been abandoned for a long time, and the stone lion has no owner, so the water plant really sent someone to pull the stone lion away and put it at the door of the water plant. As for whether it works, I don't know.

After listening to Han Daring's explanation, the sky was almost dawn. Speaking of which, a group of people who knew the little mosquito, the liar in the bee word gate, wanted to set up a game to deceive the second young master Cai in the old city.

This suddenly reminded Han Daring of the truth, he remembered that some time ago, when he was eating noodle tea on the street, he met two liars who said spring snacks......