One hundred and thirty-three reports
The dog doesn't look up and looks, hey! I still know both of them.
The two men, one fat and one thin, were all dressed in black skin, wearing big hats, cloth leggings, and each carrying a baton with a red and white road. It was two patrolmen on the street. To say that these two people are really not outsiders, they are all the stinky feet under the frightened hands of the third brother-in-law of the dog.
This frightened is the inspector of the second hall, and there are a few policemen patrolling the streets under his hands, but they are also crooked melons and cracked dates. These two pieces of material, the fat man is called "Wang Fu". It was the former clerk, when Han Dada'er was helping to handle the case of the second office, the fat policeman in the second office.
Usually it's a joke, and it has a nickname called "big slang play", which is the meaning of Tianjin people's jokes. The thin man is called "Li Gui", and he is tall and thin, and his nickname is "Ma Gonger".
These two boys have no other skills, and they eat, beat, check, slash, and ask for them on the street every day, and they will slander people. If you come to pick up a lot of dung and beat it next to you, you have to taste the saltiness, or you can't squeeze the toad out of the powder.
The one who spoke just now was the fat man Wang Fu, nicknamed "Big Slang Opera", this dog boy called his uncle is not a blind bark, he is screaming at Xia Tou'er above, that is, the third brother-in-law of the dog is startled.
Gou Shao is a frightened brother-in-law, so as soon as they meet, they call Gou Shao uncle. He used to be the eldest young master, no matter what he called him behind his back, everyone on his face was the front and back. Now that he is defeated and depressed, his uncle actually has a taste of sarcasm and ridicule.
"I happened to see you both! But it's a matter of life......"
At night, the dog saw two acquaintances, which was regarded as returning the yang, and it was only after a long day that he could breathe evenly.
Ma Zhu glanced at Gou Shao, but saw that he was holding a child in his arms, and saw that he was panicked and lost his soul, and was feeling puzzled, so he said:
"You're not at home to hug your this late night, why are you walking outside? Roar! And hugged a fat boy? ”
The dog was about to speak, and the big slang interjected again:
"Not really! I don't have any money in my pocket, so I talk to my brother, how can I still kidnap the ticket! ”
The big slang squinted his eyes, showed a wicked smile and said:
"Let's talk about it, how much does Gui Qi Guan want from his family? Hurry up and pay the fine first! ”
Dog less urgent:
"Well, you'll be fined! Where did you get the kidnapping ......?"
Before he finished speaking, the big slang drama came again:
"That's kidnapping children, being traffickers and taking drugs! In the end, if the family was supposed to die for this, you would have put a cigarette on the grave - the lack of virtue and the smoke was rising! ”
Ma Pole Road:
"Oops! I didn't see it! Uncle still has the ability to kidnap tickets for extortion, and the heifer celebrates his birthday - you are awesome! ”
The big slang drama took over the conversation again, slapped his hand on the shoulder of the dog, and said:
"Hurry up and explain! That's it, turn yourself in! It's not good, it's only two years of Xiaoxiguan, rest assured! Sister-in-law, there's me! ”
The big slang is a hippie smiley face, grinning and revealing a mouthful of smoky yellow teeth. When he said Xiaoxiguan, he was referring to Xiaoxiguan Prison.
These two people, the stubble is called a tight one, and even the tease is damaged, and the dog can't interject at all. These two are all condescending to be patrol policemen here, and they should be put on hold until the third regardless of cross talk, and they will be able to lie down.
Gou Shao was anxious and frightened just now, and he didn't even breathe when he ran out of breath, and he met these two people who made fun of him, and he was so angry in his heart. He took two steps forward and was about to speak, but the hemp pole took the baton in his hand against the shoulder of the dog Shao and pushed it back, pinched his nose, and said with a look of disgust:
"Get out of the way! Let's go! Stand over there! What a coquettish anger on this body! It's all dog pee! ”
Just now, the dog was so frightened that he peed his pants by the hole in the ground, and ran from the cemetery outside the Xiying Gate to the West Gate, his pants were soaked with urine, and his body was full of urine smell, and then mixed with the smell of sweat If he got closer, he could knock people on his head.
The big slang played with a pinched nose, and said with a greasy face:
"You have a lot of smell on your body, and you are out of the urine alkali, you must be picking up the thatched house to see the old ladies peeing, stepping on the empty and falling into the pit, right!"
The dog was about to argue, but the big slang was fast, and choked him back with words:
"That's to be blind, let the old men of the family be arrested, kneel down and beg for mercy, scared diapers!"
The dog didn't see it and couldn't interject, so he could only raise his voice and say:
"Someone's dead! ……”
The big slang interface said:
"Okay! Foolishly, and killed the old men of the human family! ”
As the big slang said this, the hemp pole took out the handcuffs from his waist and wanted to handcuff the dog.
"Then you asked, you must have taken other people's children out, and planned to sell them directly!
"Then this time, two years can't be over, you have to be shot, anyway, it's not an outsider, who is caught or not, it's just cheap for our brothers, and the first work is one."
"Don't interrupt! I just rescued the sugar seller Lao Jiu and their boys in the cemetery......"
Ma Zhu heard him say this, and at that time he filmed a big slang scene, signaling him to stop joking first, and then see that this child is really familiar, it does look like the son of Lao Jiu, who sells candy.
Lao Jiu's 100-year-old son set up a few tables that day, and the two boys of hemp pole and big slang opera were themselves on the street, and they knew Lao Jiu, plus they were not on duty that day, so they also had a drink. In addition to remembering the "Eight Big Bowls of Meat and Vegetables River Fresh" and "Zhigu Roast" that day, I did see Lao Jiu's son during the banquet.
The two of them stopped, and the dog Shaocai told him what had just happened, he didn't say that he was a thief and wanted to move his little daughter-in-law, he only said that he saw the child of the old nine, so he secretly followed the little daughter-in-law to the cemetery.
Although I didn't believe what he said about this messy thing at all, I also felt that something was strange when I saw that the dog was less like this, leaving the crooked pee pants, and still holding the child of Lao Jiu. So he didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly led him straight to the second dispatch in the old city, and happened to be startled and was pushing pai gow in the hut with a few patrol officers.
Startled, he wrung his eyebrows and stared, and lost several hands in a row, which was touching a hand of double twelve cards, and was just about to push down, but was stopped by the big slang.
He squinted and saw that it was his brother-in-law who had no interest, and the boss in his heart was disgusted, and he didn't even look back and said:
"Get it! Get it away! How did you bring him back? Frustrating thing! ”
The big slang drama also knew that he didn't want to see this brother-in-law when he was scared, but he couldn't just kick him out because of what Gou Shao just said, but in case he was full of nonsense, these two boys didn't want to carry this thunder, so he said:
"Ask for yourself, we don't believe him anyway......"
As he spoke, he ran to the door and rubbed back.
This dog Shao also knew that his three brothers-in-law didn't want to see him, but it was okay if this happened. Just entered the door and looked at the frightened eyebrows and stared at the eyes did not dare to squeak, at this time happened to see a frightened hand is a deck of cards, see his face from anger to joy, then dare to bite the bullet, pile out a face of flattery and said:
"Three...... Third brother-in-law, that ...... That ......"
Gou Shao's heart was empty, and he didn't say a word for a long time.
Frightened to turn over the dominoes in his hand, I saw that the other three on the table have shown the cards, in addition to an axe on the other side, the remaining two up and down the house, a miscellaneous seven, a miscellaneous eight, the largest is the day card in their hands.
Startled, his face was smug, he grinned and showed a gold tooth, and smiled and spread his hands to turn over his dominoes. The other three looked at it as a heavenly card, and they were also depressed, and a few patrol officers on the side watched it, and even shouted to take out and hold stinky feet.
In fact, I was shocked all night, and I didn't win a few in total. But he is a director, and there are a few dogs under his hands, and they are chatting and talking all day long.
I was shocked and won two hands in a row, and I was in a good mood. Listening to the dog next to him, he didn't look back and shouted:
"If there's a fart, let it go! Don't you see how busy I'm doing! ”
Talking with both hands, he also pushed the dominoes to shuffle the cards in the pile.
"Alas!" Gou Shao was startled, and hurriedly agreed, and hurriedly told the story of following the little daughter-in-law out of the Xiying Gate in the cemetery just now. On the one hand, he didn't forget to add oil and vinegar, and said that he was a hero who saved people, and finally how to beat the demon woman to death in the hole, causing the thunder and fire to burn the Dan furnace, and said that this was the demon way to abduct children and harm people, this time it was a special first work for the third brother-in-law.
"Let the fuck ...... you"
Frightened, the more he listened, the more mysterious he became, he scolded casually, and only remembered that he usually scolded his mouth, but this dog is his mother-in-law. Don't look scared, five big and three coarse, he is the master on the street, and he can be very filial. Besides, the old mother-in-law was really good at herself when she was alive, so it was a bit inappropriate to say so, so she hurriedly stopped her words.
"I didn't miss lunch! You're talking nonsense!"
Startled, he grinned at the dog less, and continued:
"If this is the case, you won't be scared to pee earlier, and you can still stand here and blow big pears!"
The big slang drama is busy:
"Xia Tou'er, it's still you Shengming, it's time to pee early! Don't you hear the anger on your uncle's body! ”
When he said this, he was startled and felt that there was really a smell of urine, and hurriedly pointed to the side of the dog: "You over there!" Okay! I said that there was a strange smell just now, and I was still thinking about the smell of the ditch! ”
At this time, there was a child's cry next to him, just now everyone was either pushing pai gow, or ridiculing the dog, and they didn't notice that there was a child on the table next to them. As soon as the drug's strength passed, he woke up and cried, and the big guy noticed it.
Startled, he hurriedly asked, "How can there be a child here?" Who brought it! ”
The hemp pole leaned over and said:
"Xia Tou'er, this is what my uncle said just now that he could save that child, I saw it, it seems to be the kid who sells candy!"
Startled to look at the child, who was wearing a small silver bracelet on his hand. It was given by him on the day the child was 100 years old, but in fact, he didn't spend a penny, and it was stolen from a stall on Gongbei Street. Looking at the rouge on the child's eyebrows, it is indeed the son of Lao Jiu. Although he felt that the dog was full of nonsense, he also felt that something was strange when he looked at the child.
This Lao Jiu's old man is a former servant of Gou Shao, don't look at Gou Shao is down now, but Lao Jiu's family has always been good to him, he is a bastard, and he will not steal Lao Jiu's children to sell. There must be something else hidden in this matter, although it may not be as mysterious as he said, but it is estimated that it is true. So he hurriedly arranged two groups of people, one group of people sent the child to Lao Jiu's house, and the other group of people took the other group of people to let the dog Shao go straight to the cemetery outside the Xiying Gate.
Gou Shao originally wanted to follow the group of people who sent the children to Lao Jiu's house, and after finishing the work, why couldn't he have a share of the heart, but he was startled and let him lead him to the grave. To tell the truth, he didn't want to go there anymore, but the third brother-in-law spoke, and he had no choice but to bite the bullet.
The group came to the cemetery, carried a horse lantern and turned on a flashlight for a long time, and then found the grave hole that the dog said less.
At this time, the cave was already pitch black, emitting a scorching smell. To be honest, if it weren't for the smell of burning, I might not have been able to find the location of the hole.
Under the light and moon shadow, the heat in the cave is pressing, whirring and steaming, the cave is full of broken bricks and stones, the whole cave is smoked and blackened, and there are still embers in some places, sparkling and shimming. There was only a large black cake that did not form a shape, and a black humanoid object fell to the ground next to it.
Except for the humanoid object, there was nothing in the cave, and even the child's corpse was nowhere to be seen in the big iron urn for alchemy, even the child's corpse was nowhere to be seen at the moment!