One hundred and forty-five deceived mirrors

Second Young Master Cai saw that Gou Shao turned around and wanted to leave, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said:

"Don't mind! If you don't eat, then let's go to the teahouse, eat snacks and drink tea, and listen to things! ”

Gou Shao pretended to shirk, Second Young Master Cai hooked his shoulders, and half-pushed and half-dragged Gou Shao to the Yuhu Spring Teahouse on Daxing Street. Second Young Master Cai and Gou Shao found a table next to them and sat down, and the stage was singing the Xihe drum "Tune Kou Zhun". Second Young Master Cai ordered four kinds of dim sum and a pot of Biluochun, and listened to the big drum while intentionally or unintentionally arranging the words of the dog.

I only heard the man on the stage sing:

In order to inquire about the case of Pan Yang's two families, Xiakou County wanted to transfer the main hall of Kou Zhun Qipin.

The father-in-law and eunuch Cui Jinzhong ordered the palace to go down to the palace and brought illness to the south chamber of Xiakou County.

Five miles from the city, the mansion was laid, and the herald unreined his horse......

Second Young Master Cai said while listening:

"It's just so-so! It's just not as good as Zhao Shuang's chorus! ”

Dog Less Says:

"Otherwise, Second Master Cai still knows how to do it!"

Second Young Master Cai pretended to be displeased and said:

"Not really! What is the relationship between the two of us, how can we repay the grandfather before and after! Plant your second brother and me? ”

The dog pretended to be embarrassed and said:

"Ahem! I'm not as good as a dog now, how dare I talk to you about buddy! ”

Second Young Master Cai said:

"Don't interrupt me! We're about the same now, and I'm more mixed than a dead man now! He continued: "We haven't seen each other anymore, why have you been there lately?" ”

"Ahem! I didn't have a good job! It's ......," he said, pulling out the bell and placing it on the table.

Second Young Master Cai glanced at the bell and said:

"Is this it?"

Gou Shao knew that Second Young Master Cai had taken a fancy to it, and pretended to be confused. Just make it up:

"It's a pie in the sky, let me get a baby!"

Second Young Master Cai asked:

"Well, baby? How did you get it! ”

Gou Shao deliberately lowered his voice, pretending to be mysterious and said:

"That day, I was sheltering from the rain in Tianqi Temple, and I heard the two immortals talking in the middle of the night!"

Gou Shao's voice was very low, and the Xihe drum was still singing on stage, Second Young Master Cai stretched his neck and leaned his head closer to barely hear Gou Shao's words, but as soon as he heard it, he felt that he was talking nonsense, so he said with a look of disdain:

"Don't blow big pears here, where are the gods in this world?"

The dog shook the bell in his hand and said:

"Hey! I'm going to lie to you and let me fall into the ditch when I go out! ”

Second Young Master Cai saw that the dog had a straight face, so he gave him an ear and listened to his nonsense. Dog Shao deliberately slowed down the speed of speech, which seemed to be solemn, but in fact, it was eating wire and pulling the fence - making nonsense in the stomach!

"In the middle of the night, I slept until midnight under the offering table in Tianqi Temple, and suddenly the room was full of splendor, and I listened to the two immortals outside talking and saying something...... Heavenly officials bless, the third and thirteenth of this month,...... Destined people should be at the gate of their homes...... Put a small mirror outside the threshold, and there must be a statue of Emperor Xuanyuan on the back, and then close the door, wait for the dawn, if the mirror is gone, dig three feet in the southwest corner of your yard, and there will be gold and silver treasures below! ”

Second Young Master Cai listened to Gou Shao's nonsense, but the more he talked, the more mysterious it became, and he also paid attention to it. The dog took the bell and said:

Then I fell asleep as I listened, and when I woke up, it was dawn, and the gods were gone. I didn't believe it at first, thinking that I was dreaming about it, but it didn't hurt to try it when I got home, I had a small mirror like this at home, and I followed what the gods said, put the small mirror outside the threshold, close the door and sleep, and guess ......what the day dawned."

Second Young Master Cai was fascinated by this, so he asked:

"What's wrong? The mirror is missing? Did you really dig a baby? ”

"Not really! I dug more than three feet deep, and I dug up a small gilded pagoda! ”

Second Young Master Cai said:

"Don't brag about pears......"

The dog shook the bell in his hand less:

"This is what was taken down from the pagoda, and the pagoda was all taken down, and the money took days, you see......" said as he slapped the ten silver dollars in his pocket on the table.

"Don't look at me not dressed well, I let Liu Blind, a fortune teller in Nanshi, see it, he said that I can't afford a lot of money in my life, or I won't lose my family business, so I bring ten yuan every time I go out, and the rest of the money is pressed at the bottom of the box."

Second Young Master Cai asked again:

"It's thirteen tonight, won't you be able to send another one?"

The dog put away the bell, shook his head, and said:

"The gods said that if you are destined, you will have a chance, and then you can only invite disaster if you put it in the mirror!"

Second Young Master Cai saw that the dog was convincing, and what he said was extremely solemn, and he looked at the gilded bell in his hand, and he believed it for five or six points. His eyes rolled and he remembered that there was really a small mirror like this in his house, which was an ordinary object in the house.

Back then, he was so poor that he was a seller, and he specially found someone from an antique shop to see it, but this mirror is not iron, stone or stone, and it is not worth the two eldest sons. He was also afraid that the connoisseur he was looking for deliberately deceived him, so he looked for several connoisseurs, and they all said that it was not worth a few dollars.

Second Young Master Cai thought to himself, let's put the mirror at the door tonight, in case it's true, wouldn't it be steep and rich!

The dog didn't say much, seeing that the second young master Cai had a different expression, he knew that the second young master was going to be fooled, so he swiped the silver dollar in his pocket, threw down a dollar and said:

"Count me in this one! I still have to take a step in advance, tomorrow I will do the east, and we will climb the Yinglou at noon! With that, he turned around and left the teahouse.

After listening to Gou Shao's nonsense, Second Young Master Cai also had his own calculations in his heart, and he didn't keep Gou Shao if he wanted to leave, and as soon as Gou Shao left, he hurried home and rummaged through the cabinets to find the small mirror. He thought to himself, Gou Shao made up this nonsense and he couldn't get any benefit, maybe this thing was still true, he didn't know, Gou Shao mixed the commentary he heard earlier with the folklore told by Blind Liu, so he made up such a story with a nose and eyes!

Gou Shao took the money and ordered two fans at the table of the Chinese music club, but he had a good time, and when he came back to his senses, he found that all the money in his pocket had been spent, and there was no more jumping on his body. He saw that it was not early, and it was already the second watch, so he simply went to the door of the second young master Cai to take a look.

Gou Shao came out of Nanshi and walked to the door of the second young master Cai in the west gate to take a look, the door was closed, and there was a small rectangular mirror outside the threshold.

The mirror is six inches long and three inches wide, the whole mirror looks like it is made of iron, but it looks like stone, and the back of the mirror is also engraved with the sitting image of Emperor Xuanyuan. He picked up the mirror and put it in his arms, he was so happy in his heart, he didn't know, it didn't matter if he made up nonsense, it hurt Second Young Master Cai.

As soon as the day dawned, Second Young Master Cai hurriedly opened the door, in fact, he didn't sleep at all, he sat on a stool and waited for the door all night. He saw that the mirror at the door was really gone, and he was suddenly overjoyed, and he didn't want to think about it, although a mirror was placed at the door, although it was not valuable, it could not be guaranteed for others to pick it up.

He was obsessed with money, so he dug it up in the yard of his house with a shovel and pickaxe. Not to mention three feet, he dug five feet deep in the northwest corner of the yard, and there was nothing but stones, and it was estimated that he would have to dig out water if he dug any further.

But people are greedy together, it is so easy to suppress, the southwest corner is not dug the northwest corner, the left side is not dug to the right, the yard is full of holes, and finally even the foundation of the main house is dug up, so that the house collapses, and he owes a little and is crushed to death. Later, he knew that he had fallen for evil, and he looked for dogs everywhere to settle accounts, which was all a later story.

Let's say that the dog has a Xuanyuan mirror, and he didn't run far from the door of the second young master Cai's house, and his foot slipped and fell directly into a big ditch, and he fell into stinky mud. It took him a lot of effort to climb out of the ditch, and he hurriedly went home to wash and wash, and changed his clothes, but when he touched his pocket, the gilded bell in his pocket was gone, and he didn't know if he had just fallen into the ditch and lost it.

Gou Shao thought to himself, don't tell the monk that the bell is lost, in case the monk knows that the bell is lost, and he leaves himself alone to hold the treasure, and the duck to the beak will fly.

When he got up early in the morning, he ran around first, thinking about the two money, first prepared all the things that the monk had to buy, and then went to the stall to find a similar bell and fooled the past.

But after a morning, I didn't meet the buddy who came to be able to dismantle it, and I didn't even see a foreign old Tan'er who could be Meng, and I was anxious, but I saw two acquaintances in the alley not far away.

One of these two people looks black and doesn't like to be clean, sees the black neck of the race, has a rosacea nose, and speaks in a bad voice, and the other is a womanizer, tall and white, with the appearance of a deputy, but he loves to be blind the most.

At this time, Han Daring has not been a policeman, and the two brothers have no reward for inquiring about the news, but they are fooling around on the street every day, and they can be deceived and deceived if they can!

These two boys are wandering around Nanshi all day long, in the early years, when Gou Shao was still the eldest young master, they always patted their feet behind Gou Shao's buttocks, and picked up their farts with the wind, and then Gou Shao was down, and these two people disappeared. When they got together, they couldn't suppress the fire when they saw the coward, so they picked up soft persimmons and pinched them, beat the blind and scolded the dumb, bullied the honest people, knocked on the widow's door, and threw away the grave.

When the dog saw that it was these two boys, he knew that he didn't hold back a good fart. Seeing that the two of them were estimated to be sitting on the buckle again, they wanted to get money, so they put the clock in their hearts!