Chapter 41: Third Brother, Why Do You Have a Green Hat on Your Head?
After Yu Xiaolong entered Shrek Academy, Tang San became extremely embarrassed. Yu Xiaogang is his teacher, and Yu Xiaolong is his teacher's half-brother, so he still has to call Uncle Yu Xiaolong, which makes Tang Dashen King how to shout.
Coupled with the fact that there was no Jade Xiaolong as there was originally a character, Tang San felt very uneasy, worried that it would increase the variables.
But Yu Xiaolong said in this regard: You call Teacher Yu Xiaogang, I call you Third Brother, let's talk about it.
Even if Tang San was unhappy, he didn't have much to say.
And Yu Xiaolong, with his excellent dog-licking temperament, also successfully got along with the Shrek Seven Monsters.
To Tang San, he just said good things about Haotian Sect all day long, said some bad things about the Martial Spirit Palace, and then played with Tang San's secret weapon.
But Tang San was very indifferent to this.
For Oscar, a poor ghost, just spend money, wrap Oscar's sausages every day, whether you can eat it or not, Oscar has already regarded Yu Xiaolong as God.
For Ning Rongrong, a pampered and lawless eldest lady, just follow her, Ning Rongrong said that he didn't dare to go west to the east, Ning Rongrong said that he didn't dare to catch chickens when he beat the dog, and even Ning Rongrong farted his jade Xiaolong and said: "Wow, it's too fragrant." ”
Ning Rongrong said that licking dogs is like this.
For Zhu Zhuqing, an iceberg beauty who is eager for strength, he Yu Xiaolong is very smart to show his talent and strength.
Although Zhu Zhuqing admired Yu Xiaolong's talent and strength, he expressed disdain for his dog-licking behavior.
For Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun, it is the simplest, the most ironclad relationship in the world is to carry a gun together, go through the window together, and go to the hook bar together.
For Xiao Wu, Sister Xiao Wu is long all day long, and Sister Xiao Wu is short, following Xiao Wu's ass like a fart. also buys carrots for Xiao Wu from time to time.
Xiao Wu is very useful for this.
Seeing that Yu Xiaolong was sticking to Xiao Wu all day long, Tang San's whole body was about to explode, he had told Xiao Wu more than once to let her stay away from Yu Xiaolong, but Xiao Wu agreed, but turned his head and played with Yu Xiaolong again.
Yu Xiaolong, you dare to covet my little dance, you already have a way to die.
After the Shrek Seven Monsters and Jade Xiaolong were successfully enrolled, Flender, as the dean, began to speak:
"Congratulations on successfully passing the assessment of Shrek Academy and officially becoming a student of Shrek Academy."
"Our Shrek Academy has a strong faculty and a long history of establishment, and it is your honor to be a part of Shrek Academy."
"During your studies at Shrek Academy, don't think about cheating, or you're afraid you won't meet the graduation requirements."
"Dean, what are the graduation requirements for our Shrek Academy?" Yu Xiaolong has a lot of vision, and the world gives Flender a chance to pretend to be X.
"Hello, the graduation requirement of our Shrek Academy is to reach level forty before the age of twenty."
Hearing Flender's graduation requirements, Tang San said that he would be fine if he had hands.
Ning Rongrong said that I am just here to play, whether I can graduate or not, you Shrek Academy said that it may not be counted.
Zhu Zhuqing frowned slightly.
Dai Mubai, Oscar and Ma Hongjun expressed disdain.
Yu Xiaolong said that it is worthy of the legendary Shrek Academy.
As for Xiao Wu, it knows how to use a hammer.
"Ahem, don't think that the graduation conditions are harsh, you must know that after graduating from our Shrek Academy, you can get the viscount of the empire,"
"Even among the graduates of our Shrek Academy, there is one who has become an elder of the Martial Spirit Palace, second only to the Pope in authority."
"Yes, Dean, who is this senior who has become an elder of the Martial Spirit Palace?" Ma Hongjun asked innocently.
In this regard, Tang San was reborn as a god king, so he naturally knew what was going on.
Dai Mubai, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong were all from big forces, so they naturally understood that this was used by Flender to fool people.
Ma Hongjun and Oscar were born in commoners, and they didn't have any concept of the elders of the Wuhun Palace, but in short, they knew that they were very amazing characters, so they looked at Flender with an expectant expression.
As a traverser, Yu Xiaolong also knew that this was Flender's fooling people.
As for Xiao Wu, it knows how to use a hammer.
Hearing Ma Hongjun's question, Flender's old face turned red with embarrassment, and he kept coughing.
When Yu Xiaolong saw this scene, he said intimately: "The elders of the Martial Spirit Hall are secretive, and they generally don't like to show their heads, so it is inconvenient for the dean to reveal the name of that senior." ”
"Ah, yes, yes, Xiaolong is right."
Tang San said, Yu Xiaolong, you dare to steal my limelight, you already have a way to die.
After Ma Hongjun asked, Flender didn't have the heart to give them a lecture anymore, mainly because he was afraid that someone would ask something again, so he let them disband and rest.
When it was time for lunch, everyone was dumbfounded when they saw the food in the cafeteria.
As the prince of Xingluo, Dai Mubai naturally has no shortage of money, so he habitually goes out to eat.
Ning Rongrong, as the pearl of the Seven Treasure Glazed Glass Sect, was the last thing he lacked was money, so he also went out to eat.
Zhu Zhuqing was born in the Zhu family, the Duke of Xingluo, and he was also a rich man, but when they saw that the food was not good, they went directly back to the dormitory to cultivate.
As the only two civilian players in Shrek Academy, Oscar and Ma Hongjun, Oscar has his own big sausage and doesn't have to worry about eating, and Ma Hongjun also went to go shopping in the Goolan.
Although Tang San was born in Haotian Sect, he had no money, so he could only eat in the cafeteria.
As for Xiao Wu, it knows how to use a hammer.
"What is this, can you eat it?" Xiao Wu complained.
"Xiao Wu, don't waste food, eat quickly." Tang San said.
"I see, third brother."
But at this moment, Yu Xiaolong came to Xiao Wu,
"Sister Xiaowu, look at what I have prepared for you."
"What."
"Green carrots."
"Are the carrots still green?"
"Of course there is, don't believe it."
Xiao Wu opened the lunch box handed over by Yu Xiaolong and looked at it, "It's really a green carrot, with green leaves on it, it's fresh at first glance, thank you Xiaolong." Xiao Wu said to Yu Xiaolong with a smile on her face.
"You're welcome, Sister Xiaowu."
Tang San looked at the green carrot in Xiao Wu's hand, and then thought about his head, his eyes were about to erupt with fire.
At this time, Xiao Wu made a small green straw hat out of the green leaves on the green carrot and put it on Tang San's head. And said:
"Third brother, you see that this little green hat is just right on your head."
At this time, Yu Xiaolong, as Tang San's senior licking dog, naturally had to express himself, and he also echoed on the side: "Yes, third brother, this green hat on your head is indeed very suitable." ”。
When Tang San heard this, his lungs were about to explode. Clenched his fists tightly, his fingernails digging deep into the flesh.
It was at this time that Ma Hongjun came back from the hook bar and came to the cafeteria, and when he saw Tang San, he blurted out: "Third brother, why do you have a green hat on your head?" ”