498 in a thousand shots
Generally speaking, Su Qingluan's positioning of herself is still very clear - even if the shell is thirteen or fourteen years old, she knows better than anyone else that she can almost live two thirteen years old in her last life alone.
There are some things that she can pretend to be crazy and stupid in order to hide her identity, but intellectually, she can't really think of herself as a thirteen or fourteen-year-old half-grown child.
There are some things that a real thirteen or fourteen-year-old can do, but she can't do and can't do. For example, it is very simple that she can't really let herself quarrel with a child of a few years old.
It's not because I'm afraid of losing my share or anything, the most important thing is that the quarrels between children are usually because of the trivial matter of sesame mung beans, and there is no logic when they quarrel.
In Su Qingluan's adult thinking, this kind of quarrel that simply vents emotions has no effect of exchanging ideas, nor can it solve any practical problems, it is simply a waste of time.
Of course, to put it mildly, a child's time can be wasted casually, but her Su Qingluan's time is still very precious, whether it is used to make money, study cooking, or even rest, it is much more cost-effective than wasting a tongue with a stinky child.
Based on the above logic, Su Qingluan usually does not "care" with children no matter what happens—or rather, she is too lazy to talk to unreasonable people.
So Su Qingluan didn't plan to care about the little boy's "disrespectful words", but as the so-called "good words are hard to persuade damn ghosts", she didn't plan to spend more words to persuade this kind of person who repeatedly did not listen to persuasion and died.
However, Tian Xing'er is not easy to mess with, she stepped on the land on the shore and turned her head to look at the boy: "Chen Jiabao, keep your mouth clean a little, be careful I go back and tell my aunt that I won't take you to play next time!" ”
It turned out that this annoying child was the child of Aunt Tian Xing'er's family.
"Hmph, what are you angry about?" That Chen Jiabao stuck his waist at Tian Xing'er, "When you get married in a few years, all the family property will be your brother's!" You are the water that was spilled, and you are a money-loser! Hahahaha......"
"You!"
Tian Xing'er's face was flushed with anger, and she wanted to say something, but she suddenly heard another boy near Chen Jiabao shouting sharply: "Listen! ”
This sound was very abrupt, interrupting the sound of the quarrel, and everyone instantly fell silent.
Su Qingluan's heart moved, and a bad premonition flashed in his heart.
On the other side, Chen Jiabao turned his head and laughed loudly: "I said little plug, what are you doing with sheep madness?" Could it be that you hit a ghost in broad daylight? ”
The little bolt was obviously afraid of Chen Jiabao, and he shrank for a moment, and his voice obviously became unconfident: "You...... If you listen closely, there's really a sound, like some kind of cracking sound......"
"Cut, what can crack?" Chen Jiabao rolled his eyes and said very disdainfully.
The next moment, as if to verify what the little bolt said, the cracking sound of "click" became louder and louder, so that no one present could ignore it.
Intuitively, everyone felt as if something was going to happen, but they didn't know what this "going to happen" was, and everyone was quiet for a while.
The silence was like a dead silence, overwhelming one's breath.
It was Su Qingluan who was the first to react to what was going on - I'm afraid what she had been worried about was happening!
I only heard her shouting: "Everyone who is still on the ice and the ground, all lie down!" Because she was worried that the children would not understand what she meant by "lying down", Su Qingluan even lay on the ground herself—the kind of "lying down" where the entire torso can completely touch the ground.
"What are you still doing?" Su Qingluan roared a little anxiously, "Do what I say immediately!" ”
After yelling at the position of the water, Su Qingluan turned his head to look at Tian Xing'er who was already standing on the shore: "Xing'er, you go and find a few adults nearby, go quickly!" ”
"Oh...... Oh! I see! Tian Xing'er woke up like a dream, and hurriedly greeted the children who were already on the shore, and hurried to the village to move the rescuers.
Now the children on the ice also seem to feel it, the "click" sound is not from somewhere else, but from the ice under their feet, plus the children on the shore hula ran several times, when one or two completely lost the cheerful energy of jumping around, they were so frightened that they didn't dare to move.
At this time, the two children who were already on the shore were relatively close to the land, and the location of the "click" sound was far away from the two of them, so the two children were also relatively calm, and took the lead in learning Su Qingluan's posture and lay down.
"You two are doing a great job!" Su Qingluan looked at the two children, a man and a woman, on the shore, "Now use your elbows to move forward, like this-" As he spoke, Su Qingluan demonstrated how to crawl forward.
The two children were only about a dozen steps away from Su Qingluan, and they could see it more clearly, so even if the posture was not so standard, they had successfully landed ashore.
After saving the two people first, Su Qingluan breathed a sigh of relief first, beckoned the two children who came ashore to stay away from the water, and then continued to look at the position of the ice.
At this time, the small "click" sound was still ringing for a while, and it stopped for a while. But now, even Chen Tianbao can't think that this is just a "coward's delusion".
But fortunately, because two people were lying on the ice and got up, as if they had broken the children's "stiff seal", the remaining four or five people on the river were lying on the ice one after another.
Su Qingluan was slightly relieved when he saw that no one was standing—at least compared to standing on two feet, lying on the ice with his whole body can maximize the area in contact with the ice as much as possible, so that the pressure on the ice surface will be greatly reduced, and the possibility of falling into the ice crevasses will be reduced.
"Good! Everyone is doing a great job! Now crawl slowly towards the shore - try to keep your body close to the ground, like I did! Su Qingluan himself was lying on the ground, facing everyone with his body side, so that several children could see more clearly what the posture of "crawling forward" was.
The icy chill spread through his clothes to his knees and arms, and Su Qingluan thought bitterly: Is this a revisit to the military training of his student days?
"I can't see it!" Chen Jiabao was still complaining loudly and unhappily in the back.
Su Qingluanxin said that if you can't see it, just lie there and wait for death!
I want to think so, but I can't say it - after all, in addition to Chen Jiabao's bear child, there are several other children who are also close to the back.
So Su Qingluan said patiently: "Don't look at me, look at the little friends in front of you!" Everyone learns to walk by crawling, can't you climb it? ”
It doesn't matter if the posture is incorrect, the point is that the clicking sound is like a sword of Damocles hanging over the head, never knowing when it will fall.
The so-called "what are you afraid of", when Su Qingluan received two more children to step on the land on the shore, he heard a terrible scream: "Help!" ”
Su Qingluan looked for prestige, and then his face changed greatly!