Huang Ergou is now completely not thinking about escaping or teaching Su Qingluan and Liu Yunniang a lesson, he now has only one thought in his head: he doesn't want to die!

No wonder this man was frightened.

Originally, Huang Ergou was a lazy and lazy gangster who had to get by all day long, if it weren't for the fact that he was really deceptive in appearance, he wouldn't have taken a fancy to Su Qingluan.

He himself also relied on his "appearance advantage", and was abducted and deceived along the way, although he was caught by the fox's tail in Liangzhou and was wanted with a bounty, but overall there were many times when the deception was successful.

He himself also understands that sooner or later he will show his feet in such an "iron mouth", and he can only constantly change places. But even so, he still preferred to live this kind of fearful life rather than find a decent job in a down-to-earth manner - even if he is not very old now, he can still work.

After all, it is easy to spend money by deceiving people, and what hard work do you have to go to great lengths to do?

It is precisely because of Huang Ergou's slacking day after day that he is now less and less capable of enduring hardships - both physically and mentally.

The prescription that Su Qingluan asked Mu Xingzhi to prescribe, frankly speaking, was not very painful and unbearable, and it may not be anything at all for many people with strong willpower. But Huang Ergou can't do it, it's just that this little bit of "pain" and "lesson" inflicted on his body is enough for him to become an obedient dog, and he can no longer raise any spirit of resistance.

Despite this, Su Qingluan and Liu Yunniang didn't dare to be negligent - after all, if they found such a person again, they didn't know that they would want the Year of the Monkey and Ma Yue, they didn't care, but Chen Zhihe couldn't afford to delay his brother.

After all, marriage is a major event, and there should still be etiquette. Although Su Qingluan doesn't think that Brother Zhao's father and mother are willing to give a "money-loser" treatment with ten miles of red makeup, in her opinion, Brother Zhao has been by her side for nearly two years, and she can be regarded as the little sister she has been watching.

No more, at least the three media and six hires can't be sloppy, as for adding makeup or something, Su Qingluan plans to wait directly until the day of marriage to send it directly to the younger couple as a congratulatory gift, so as to save the father and mother who recruited the younger brother from being insatiable and reaching into their daughter's dowry.

Hearing Su Qingluan's plan, Liu Yunniang couldn't help but quip: "Your shopkeeper is actually more worried than other people's fathers and mothers, and those who don't know still think that you are the mother of Zhao's brother." ”

Su Qingluan sneered: "I don't dare to say other people's families, but for Brother Zhao, I am definitely better than her parents to her, after all, there are not many pairs of parents who can be so mad that they are ready to kill their own daughter and bleed in order to have a son." ”

"What?!" Hearing such horrific words, Liu Yunniang was so frightened that she suddenly got up from her chair, "You...... Where did you know that? ”

"Why do you think I'm looking for a liar who matches the appearance during this time?" Su Qingluan recalled the things he had found, his sneering expression couldn't be maintained, and he returned to his expressionless state, "Of course, I determined during this time that if Brother Zhao obeyed the 'parents' orders, it would definitely be the reason for jumping into the fire pit." ”

In fact, at the beginning, Su Qingluan investigated the personality and preferences of his younger brother's parents, just to make his plan smoother - after all, there are no unsuccessful liars in this world, only deceived objects who are not "right-hearted".

Everyone has their own human weaknesses, and everyone can be deceived if they are caught and used appropriately.

Originally, Su Qingluan only thought that Zhao Di's parents were ordinary patriarchal, but after careful investigation, she realized that "patriarchy" was too mild adjective for these two crazy scumbags.

After all, there are not many families that are patriarchal enough to bear to treat their living daughters as "sacrifices" in exchange for their sons.

Fortunately, there was a "goddess" at that time who couldn't look past it, and said nonsense that this child could bless the male fetus that was about to be born, and it had a little "use value" in the eyes of Zhaodi's parents, otherwise Zhaodi would have already become a puddle of flesh and blood, and he would have been reincarnated.

However, it was those two scumbags who were so superstitious that gave Su Qingluan a few more chances of winning.

In fact, Su Qingluan's plan is very simple, that is, to let Huang Ergou pretend to be a "master of the Tao" to calculate a hexagram for his younger brother's parents, so that they can believe that marrying that bad old man can overcome the "blessing" of his precious son, and instead marry Chen Zhi smoothly.

It's just that this matter can't be too rushed, otherwise although the other party is a scumbag, he is not a complete fool, so Su Qingluan asked Huang Ergou to set up a stall every day as usual, and set up a rule, only three trigrams per month, not more.

Immediately after hiring a few people to spread this with a very effective "iron mouth straight break" of the half-fairy surnamed Huang, now it looks like the Dragon Boat Festival, there is a saying that the Dragon Boat Festival evil spirit began to breed, so it is necessary to "drive away evil spirits" with realgar wine, and the younger brother of Zhaodi, the lifeblood of the whole family Tianbao, is just a six or seven-year-old child, naturally can not drink realgar wine.

I don't know if this child is weak or what, every May and July, he is more or less sick, in Su Qingluan's opinion, it is just that the child is weak in summer, plus the food is more prone to spoilage, and there are many mosquito bites, so if you don't pay attention to it, you will get sick.

However, in the eyes of superstitious people, it is another way of saying, after all, it is rumored that the "plague ghost" will come to the world around the Dragon Boat Festival, and the seventh and a half months are the legendary "Ghost Festival"

Therefore, every May or July, when the "ghost door is opened", Zhaodi's father and mother are like ants on a hot pot, not only looking at this precious little son very closely, but also asking everywhere about the methods of "eliminating disasters and solving misfortunes" and "driving away ghosts and evil spirits".

At present, it is only half a month away from the Dragon Boat Festival, and it is naturally the "stress period" of recruiting younger brothers' parents, so Su Qingluan wants to take advantage of this time period to bait the two couples who are less defensive because they are nervous about their son.

However, as the saying goes, "put a long line and catch a big fish", if the fish just arrives and puts bait, it will make the fish break free. So if you want to catch big fish, you must first "make a nest".

It is precisely because of this that Su Qingluan instructed Huang Ergou to declare that this month's "three trigrams" had been counted when he first met his parents and declared that this month's "three trigrams" had been counted, and please be early next month.

However, some things are like this, if the "Huang Banxian'er" side immediately places a package ticket, it can solve all the troubled problems, maybe it will attract the suspicion of the younger brother and mother.

As soon as he shirked and said, "Please be early next month", the parents of Zhao Brother were even more convinced, but came early on the last night of April to ask, "Huang Banxian" will come here tomorrow as usual to tell fortunes and set up stalls.

Seeing that the other party was so eager, Su Qingluan, who was observing in the dark, nodded: The fish has been hooked!