Chapter 16: I Don't Live Anything!
The barrage burst into laughter instantly!
'Hahahahaha
'Worthy of you, Wind of Gold'
"Is the nickname of winter melon called Xiaoliang?"
'It's okay to fly out directly, hahahahahahaha......
'Brother Eggplant probably didn't expect this kid's bones to be so strange'
'It's fun, there's a kind of beauty in disguise'
'You know Jim Carrey'
'How can you scold your own baby SB hahahaha'
'This game is really too abstract......
The barrage laughed badly, but Liu Peijia looked anxious!
You can't let the winter melon die like this!
Otherwise, it would be time to replace him as a son!
"Winter melon! Are you dead? ”
Liu Peijia hurriedly went downstairs, wanting to go around to the back garden to check the situation of the winter melon.
However, the door was opened!
I saw an unknown object flying over!
Like a gummy candy that had been plucked, it snapped in his face.
Immediately afterwards, I heard a strange cry of winter melon: "Ada! ”
The winter melon in a diaper flew up and gave Liu Peijia a kick!
"Department! Daddy!! ”
You must know that this game was instructed by Gu Sheng and did not do a collision volume test.
This also leads to its stress performance, which will collapse in a certain limit state.
And so—
With the flying leg of the diaper version of the winter melon, I saw that Liu Peijia actually flew up!
Like a deflated balloon, it flew all over the living room, and finally fell to the ground like a weak rag doll, spiraling in circles.
Time!
The live broadcast room was filled with the voices of the two exclaiming!
"! it, I'm flying and smashing! Rescue, Rescue!! ”
"Dad, so handsome! Wuhu! My dad ascended to heaven!! ”
The barrage flew with laughter -
'Filial piety is strong'
'Hahahahaha
'Is this a human game?' ’
'There is a sense of beauty that I have learned animation for three years'
'It's so damn hahahahaha'
"My dad really made me laugh when he ascended to heaven, this game is really too sand sculpture"
'With a filial son'
'Double hyperthyroidism'
'Inquire about the mental state of this game designer-'
'All I can say is that the show is full......
'Hahahahaha......'
Playful!
Winter melon has never seen such an outrageous game, and the joy of mischief makes him extremely excited!
Before Liu Peijia stood up, he jumped up directly, and then went straight to the refrigerator in the same running posture as a strange species!
"Daddy! Dad is hungrier than me! I've got to eat all the time! ”
As he spoke, the winter melon stretched out his hand.
It stands to reason that with his size, he can't pull the handle of the refrigerator.
But!
There is no common sense in this game.
In the next second, I saw that the two arms of the winter melon, like kraft candy, were instantly elongated, and in an extremely outrageous posture, the doorknob was closed, and the refrigerator was opened.
"Wuhu! Let me take a look! Do we have rat medicine in the refrigerator at home! ”
Behind him, Liu Peijia finally stood up.
As soon as he heard this, he crawled on the spot, chasing winter melons while complaining:
"Damn, how did you open the door! Ay! Ay! You can't just eat what's in the fridge! ”
"Don't care! I'll have to order a little burger today! Hi hi hi! ”
Winter melon, who cares about Liu Peijia, after all, if he succeeds in his death, he should be his father next!
Seeing that there was hope of death, I saw the winter melon standing directly in the refrigerator, hurriedly grabbing the hamburger, and stuffing it into his mouth with the box!
"Eat! Fuck me straight to a hard dazzle! I want to be a father when I am born again! ”
Take a bite of a refrigerated burger!
I saw that the satiety of winter melon instantly increased by one-fifth, but it showed a green poisoning state!
Liu Peijia's face immediately changed!
"Don't! Don't eat, don't eat! Smash! Put down the turtle and eat it! You're going to die! ”
"Impossible! I'll eat it! Just dazzle! ”
The winter melon let out an evil laugh, and at this time it was already in a state of hyperthyroidism!
"Heavenly King Lao Tzu can't save me when he comes! I won't live a little today!! ”
Liu Peijia was about to go crazy, seeing that the poisoning state of the winter melon was about to be superimposed.
In a hurry, he subconsciously wanted to pick up the winter melon, so as to interrupt all the baby's death.
But unexpectedly, something went wrong in the busyness.
One accidentally, my hand actually clicked on the refrigerator door!
"Oops, hey, I'll rely on ——!!!"
Boom!
In an instant, Liu Peijia's desperate shout sounded in the live broadcast room-
"Hey,! I pressed the wrong one! How the hell did I close the fridge door! ”
The barrage is almost laughing crazy-
'Hahahaha ’
'Brother Eggplant: You're dying too slowly, I'll help you'
'The main thing is a family harmony'
'Dad is most dangerous when he's not in danger'
'Hahahahaha ’
'I can't really save a little bit now'
'This game is really hyperthyroidism'
'Laughing so much that my tears came out hahahahaha'
'What a hell of a game'
'It's perfunctory, but it's fun'
'Brother Eggplant'
Maybe Brother Eggplant deliberately closed the refrigerator door? (Dog's Head)'
'Just to be a son, isn't it?'
"Don't say it, this game is really a little more fun to be a son......
With the audience's discussion!
Just five seconds later!
[You lost]
With three big characters appearing on Liu Peiji's screen!
In the voice channel, the victory cheers of winter melon also sounded:
"Awesome! I'm blanching! I'm just a good death! ”
"Young people are in good health, just lie down!"
"Brother Eggplant! You know what! I'm going to be your dad!! ”
And Liu Peijia incarnated as a Cybertron on the spot.
A small beak, birds singing and flowers.
The live broadcast room is hot!
……
Meanwhile!
Shen Miaomiao looked at the time.
It's already ten o'clock.
In the shark game area, in Ayin's live broadcast room, the boss's voice came out:
"Okay, then that's all for today's live broadcast, tomorrow is still the old time, let's see you there, goodbye!"
After speaking, the screen of the live broadcast room went black.
Shen Miaomiao also breathed a sigh of relief.
"Whew-"
Finally, there were no accidents.
She squatted in Ah Yin's live broadcast room early today, in order to give herself a preventive shot in advance.
Don't be like the cat Leo before, who was inexplicably caught on fire by a brother in the game area.
But fortunately, this time, Gu Sheng's good luck does not seem to continue.
Ah Yin's rotten game session today did not brush up on their "Who is Dad".
Just tested a few creative and boring games, and Ah Yin went off the air at the point.
"Perfect!"
Shen Miaomiao was very happy:
"There's no going to be an accident now."
Without the anchor's drainage, according to the price of 5 yuan for a game, even if she sells thousands of copies in a week, she can still lose 80,000 or 90,000 yuan, which is converted to 890,000 yuan!
Not only can you make up for the money you didn't lose last time, but you can also make a lot of money!
If it has been so smooth, then she will be able to achieve financial freedom as soon as possible and achieve a salted fish life.
When the time comes, if Dad still sees that he is not pleasing to the eye at home, he will charter a yacht to travel around the world.
Hey.
As soon as she thought of this, Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but let out a smug smile.
It has to be a system!
Isn't the ideal life just around the corner!
However, what Shen Miaomiao didn't know was.
Just as she closed the live broadcast room and climbed into bed to start dreaming.
Far away in Jinmen City, Ah Yin, who had just finished the live broadcast, turned on his mobile phone.
In the mobile phone, a short video full of 'laughter' and 'birds and flowers' jumped on the screen -
"I don't care! I'll eat it! I won't have a day to live! ”
"Smash! it! How the did I close the fridge door! ”
"Wuhu! Good death! ”
"I really blanched you when I pinched the horse......
made Ah Yin laugh out loud-
"It's a little interesting to introduce the game......"