"I can't pass this level again......"

"Uh-huh."

"Lao Gu my VIP expires......"

"Uh-oh."

"Lao Gu, I can buy a small oven ......"

"Okay, okay."

"Lao Gu, you look at the cut surface of this cucumber slice like a smiling face......"

"Ancestor, can you stop for a while, I've changed this copy eight times."

In an apartment in Binjiang Yaju, Gu Sheng's helpless voice sounded in the study.

When he turned his head, he saw little Nezha, who was wearing a cute strawberry pajamas, showing him half a cucumber in his hand.

Well, this facet does look like a smiley face.

Gu Sheng couldn't help laughing, and was about to take the smiling cucumber, but unexpectedly Xiao Nezha withdrew his hand:

"You murder me, don't give it to you."

Looking at Shen Miaomiao, who pursed her lips, Gu Sheng smiled helplessly: "I'm working." ”

"But you've been working all day!"

Shen Miaomiao said dissatisfied:

"I woke up in the morning and saw you in the study, it's five o'clock in the afternoon, today is Saturday,"

"I'm just afraid of disturbing your work, so I've been tiptoeing all the time,"

"I also shared my coffee, my fruit with you,"

"I'll also share the smiley cucumber with you,"

"You're still murdering me......"

said.

Shen Miaomiao's small mouth pouted higher and higher, her big eyes were red, her eyes turned into tears, and she was about to drop a small pearl, and she was very aggrieved:

"I won't play with you anymore, you can work by yourself, I'll go out and play by myself......"

As she spoke, Shen Miaomiao put half a cucumber on Gu Sheng's table, turned around and was about to leave.

Gu Sheng couldn't stand it for a while.

Originally, he was a character who ate soft rather than hard, but now when he looks at the coffee, fruit and freshly cut cucumbers on the table, his heart is soft.

As little Nezha said.

All day, she was as quiet as a chicken, and she even tiptoed in and out of the study.

Whether it's chasing dramas or playing games, it's all in the living room outside.

One of the few times I came in and shared coffee and fruit with him.

As a result.

I didn't notice Xiao Nezha's boredom, and I was perfunctory to her enthusiastic sharing.

What the fuck am I!!

Thinking of this, Gu Sheng hurriedly stopped Xiao Nezha: "Hey, hey, don't go, don't go, what do you think this is?" ”

"What?"

Shen Miaomiao reluctantly turned her head and looked at Gu Sheng.

Seeing Gu Sheng's mouse, all the saved windows on the dual screen were closed, and then the screen went black.

“Magic！”

Gu Sheng clapped his hands:

"It's off!"

YES！！！

Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao cheered in her heart.

Plan to pass!

Sure enough, the girl's red eye circles are the best weapon!

The marketing account does not deceive me!

Not bad!

Shen Miaomiao is purely playing Gu Sheng!

This guy is too rolly!

It was such a wonderful weekend, but the old gentleman put aside this home office!

It's exactly the same time as I went to work, from 9 o'clock in the morning, until now!

Shen Miaomiao couldn't bear it.

I'll ask you to be a person, don't roll it, I'm really worried about you like this.

And!

I!

Shen Miaomiao!

A single young girl!

The bel vi is sweet and glamorous!

Isn't your attitude of ignoring what's going on outside the window a little insulting to me?

Shen Miaomiao couldn't swallow this breath and decided to use the art of war.

As it turned out, her art of war worked.

Hum!

Shen Miaomiao hummed beautifully in her heart.

Then he pouted, twisted his little head and said: "No, why do you turn it off, you work quickly, the work is important, I will give you a promotion and a salary increase after doing more, so that you can marry Bai Fumei to the peak of life~"

"I'm already at the top of my game now,"

Gu Sheng stood up, waved his hand and said solemnly:

"It is an honor for Gu to be a roommate with Mr. Shen, and it is already the pinnacle of his life."

A serious grin, which made Shen Miaomiao burst into tears and laughed: "It's so fake, you Gu Sheng." ”

"You really want to listen." Gu Sheng raised his eyebrows, signaling that Xiao Nezha deserved it.

"Well," Shen Miaomiao nodded slowly: "Then I'll give you another chance, and I'll ask you—"

"How's my smiling cucumber?"

"Vivid!"

"Buying a small oven?"

"Casual and elegant!"

"What happens when my video VIP expires?"

"Scan my code!"

"How to solve the Defend the Carrot Pass?"

"The boss is confused! Haven't we cleared our messy kitchen yet? Let's put down the projection in the living room and pick up a line, and play games in the sofa, wouldn't it be beautiful? ”

"Excellent! Very energetic! ”

Shen Miaomiao patted Gu Sheng on the shoulder:

"I'm optimistic about you as the best employee this year!"

"Thank you boss, flatbread!" Gu Sheng picked up his thumb: "It's so fragrant!" ”

Shen Miaomiao couldn't help laughing, snorted for a while, and slapped Gu Sheng lightly: "You can forget about poverty." ”

Seeing this, Gu Sheng also smiled: "Not angry?" ”

"I'm too angry," Shen Miaomiao gave Gu Sheng a look of disgust: "I'm so angry." ”

With that, the two also came to the living room.

Shen Miaomiao jumped into the sofa with a puff, and lay down like an uncle:

"I want to eat dumplings!"

Gu Sheng really didn't brag before, he really knew how to make dumplings, and the taste was very good.

Especially the three fresh fillings, Shen Miaomiao had eaten them once before, and now the gluttonous insects have come up again.

"It's okay to eat,"

Gu Sheng was a little embarrassed:

"But now you say that there is no minced meat, no shrimp, and no leeks at home."

"But there's me!"

Shen Miaomiao just lay down and jumped up again:

"I'll buy it!"

Saturday is used to buy groceries and eat and enjoy a warm life!

"Okay," Seeing that Xiao Nezha was so positive, Gu Sheng also nodded with a smile: "Then I'll beat eggs with noodles and wait for you to triumph." ”

Before the words were finished, Xiao Nezha had already put on his coat and looked impatient.

Left a sentence of "leave it to me" and jumped out of the door.

"Ah......h

Gu Sheng opened his mouth, shook his head helplessly, and took his mobile phone: "By the way, buy a bottle of vinegar and come back." ”

After that, Gu Sheng also came to the kitchen, tied an apron, and began to make noodles.

Looking at the sunset outside the window, Gu Sheng felt that the corners of his mouth couldn't be lowered.

He didn't like to cook much before.

Make it yourself, eat it alone, wash the dishes and clean up the kitchen by yourself.

The rice is hot, and the heart is cold.

If you don't talk about it, it's not interesting, it's better to order a takeout and eat it.

But since becoming a roommate with Xiao Nezha, cooking seems to have gradually become a pleasure for him.

More precisely, it was the kind of pyrotechnic gas that filled him with temperature that made him sink.

The golden afterglow of the sunset outside the window, with its warm color, fell on the slender and tall man in the kitchen.

In the Harman Kardon in the living room, the melody flows slowly, gradually filling the house-

One: I need dreams, I need direction, I need tears

It takes someone to light up the darkness of the sky

I can't do anything, I can't resist, there's no way back

This silent night is now me

Need someone to accompany you......

……

"Hey Lao Lu, what do you guess the sister-in-law looks like?"

"It's supposed to be tall and sexy, right? I feel that it is more compatible with Lao Gu. ”

"I guess it's gentle and quiet, I think Brother Sheng is more compatible with that kind of little sheep."

"Hmm-it makes sense, Lao Gu's yuppie energy should also be quite attractive to the little sheep."

"I'm still a little nervous."

"That's Lao Gu's girlfriend, why are you nervous."

"In case we open the door and take a look, pop, a Mr. Shen!"

"Don't talk nonsense, how could Mr. Lotus deign to come with Lao Guzhu, even if he really lives together, he is also Lao Gu's involvement."

"Hey, hey, that's what I'll say."

"Actually, I'm quite sorry for Lao Gu and Mr. Lotus, but when it comes to feelings, Lao Gu always has his own subjective will......"

In the elevator!

Lu Bian and Oe said as they watched the elevator floor slowly increase.

Not bad!

Today!

It's the 'raid' time that the two of them have agreed on!

They want to see what kind of 'sister-in-law' can make Lao Gu go against the norm, give up the overtime without hesitation, and get off work on time!

And!

Today, the two of them still have an important mission on their shoulders!

That is to help Lao Gu say more good things and strive to tie his sister-in-law firmly!

Lao Gu has had a hard time alone these years.

Although this kind of words come out of the mouths of big men like them, it is a little hypocritical.

But when they thought that Lao Gu had been carrying the ups and downs alone for so many years, and he didn't even have a family, the two of them were really sad for Gu Sheng.

Now, there is finally someone who can make Lao Gu love his family, and the two of them, as top wingmen, must contribute a wave of perfect assists!

Bite!

said.

The elevator also arrived at the floor where Gu Sheng's house was located.

The two looked at each other and tilted their heads!

"For the happiness of Lao Gu!"

"For the second half of Brother Sheng's life!"

"Let's go!"

"Let's go!"

Ding-dong-dong-

Ring the doorbell.

In the door, Gu Sheng's voice came: "Here, who?" ”

"Rounds!"

Lu Bian replied without doing so:

"We suspect you of hiding a golden house, open the door and we'll check."

"Whoever pretends to be a member of a relevant unit to deceive is to be sentenced to up to three years imprisonment, short-term detention, controlled release, or deprivation of political rights,"

As the door opened, Gu Sheng read with his mobile phone:

"where the circumstances are serious, the sentence is between three and ten years imprisonment."

Let's talk about it.

Looking at the land and the river at the door:

"My stupid beans, did you drop this gold bracelet or a silver bracelet?"

One word!

directly choked the two of them to death.

"It's not such a big sin to rub rice......

Lu Bian laughed wryly:

"By the way, come and visit my sister-in-law."

Gu Sheng: ......

Lao Lu's words were full of holes, and even made him a little unsure of where to start complaining.

"We don't test whether 'visiting' can be used on people,"

Gu Sheng was silent for a moment, and smoothed out his thoughts:

"Sister-in-law...... Where did it start? ”

"Let's start with this LV cream strawberry bucket bag next to you!"

Lu Bian's eyes were so sharp, and at a glance, he saw the cute lady's bag hanging on the stool for changing shoes at the door.

Let the two of them in, Gu Sheng glanced at Shen Miaomiao's bag, and smiled a little helplessly: "This is ......"

"Stop!"

Before he could speak, Lu Bian made a silent gesture:

"I'm a prodigal son in love, a master of love,"

"What kind of person is my sister-in-law, do I need you to tell me?"

"Lu someone can guess nine times out of ten just by looking at it!"

“…… Don't regret it," Gu Sheng saw that Lu Bian was rushing to die today, and he no longer persuaded: "Guess, don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes." ”

"Cut!"

Lu Bian sneered:

"I'll be afraid? Could it be that you still found a tiger as your girlfriend? ”

Talking!

Lu Bian analyzed it with great interest—

"Hang up the bucket bag! LV last year's model, fresh and cute, the hardware is slightly worn! ”

"Lipstick on the countertop! Armani Red Tube Lip Gloss, shade 214 ambiguous milk apricot! ”

"Shoes under the shoe closet! LV's RUN AWAY series, around 344 yards, pink, clean and refreshing! ”

"In summary!"

Speaking of which!

Lu Bian pushed the non-existent void glasses, and stretched out his hand to point at Gu Sheng!

"The scheming frog keeps touching your belly!"

And Dajiang on the side also cooperated with the mobile phone function to release the BGM of Conan to solve the case!

Just listen to Lu Bian's voice aloud:

"This girl is relatively rich herself, with a height of about one meter six or five, an age of about twenty years old, pure and cute appearance, clean and sweet style, playful and lively!"

"The most important thing is that it definitely meets the high demand of a jailer from you, the old warden!"

"Am I right!!

Gu Sheng: ......

Speechless.

How can I have such two friends?

Shouldn't I reflect on myself?

The good thing is that this is not in the company.

Otherwise, this scene will be seen by others, what is the difference between pooping in public and?

"Hurry up, I'm sorry for you!"

Lu Bian raised his head towards Gu Sheng:

"It's tiring to keep this pose all the time."

Talking!

Just outside the door, the girl's cheerful singing voice came, accompanied by bright footsteps:

"I walked alone on the path to buy vegetables, and Lao Gu gave me a taste of dumplings~"

Swish!

Lu Bian and Dajiang looked at Gu Sheng and raised their eyebrows:

It's time to witness the miracle!

Gu Sheng leaned on the shoe cabinet, not afraid at all, and even took a glass of water:

Please start your performance.

Click!

The next second the door opens!

Lu Bian and Dajiang turned their heads and said, "Da ——! ”

Just one word!

The voice of the land side choked in his throat!

Because it was none other than Shen Miaomiao, who came back from grocery shopping and carried a vegetable bag!

Look at each other!

Moment!

The pupils on the land side are constricted, cardiopulmonary arrest is in charge, and the brain is blank!

Fertile! Morality! Hair!

Yes?

Lao Gu ...... Little Nezha...... They ...... Well...... Well?

The reasonable, but unexpected, situation made Lu Bian's brain shut down on the spot.

Turned his head and glared at Da Jiang fiercely, secretly scolding him for his top crow mouth!

Da Jiang also looked confused, grinning innocently at the land, indicating that he was really just casually saying it just now, but he didn't expect to be able to say it.

As for Shen Miaomiao, who was outside the door, she was also very surprised, and when she saw Lu Bian, she looked like she wanted to speak and stopped, and she asked:

"Big—what?"

"Big ...... Belch...... Big ......"

Lu Bian's expression is a little distorted, and his brain is spinning rapidly!

"Big brother and sister-in-law, Happy New Year-you tie me Diye, I tie you Di'er——!"

Poof——!!!

Later, Gu Sheng really didn't hold back, a mouthful of water sprayed out directly, covered the top of his head, and treated the land edge as a potted plant, and poured it firmly and thoroughly!

"Uh-cough-cough-cough-"

almost choked himself to death, Gu Sheng waved his hand again and again to explain:

"They just came to eat, I said that I am sharing a house with you now, and I have to ask for your consent if I want to eat, and let them say a good word to you, no other meaning......"

What a stupid beep!

If I'm guilty, you can punish me with the law, instead of arranging for me to be two dicks to be my best friends!

To be able to become ferromagnetic with this kind of goods, I also committed a crime in my last life......

Seeing this, Shen Miaomiao hurriedly took out a few tissues from the shoe counter and handed them to Lu Bian:

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a meal, it's just making dumplings today, everyone eats together, there are many people and it's lively, I'll call some pickles and pickles or something......"

As she spoke, Shen Miaomiao bit her lip and smiled.

Although I know that the nonsensical sentence on the side of the land is a line from the devil coming.

But when I heard the title of 'big brother and sister-in-law', a sweet and greasy wonderful taste couldn't help but spread from the bottom of my heart.

The young man is very good at talking!

A little hand wave!

It's just rice!

Rub! You can rub it!

You have to give me good food and drink today!!

(End of chapter)