Chapter 7 Haircuts
Su Mu took Zhang Han to a barber shop that was not big or small, but it was exceptionally neat, but there were surprisingly many customers in the shop, and even the customers waiting in line were crowded with sofas.
Zhang Han watched the busy work in the store, and pulled Su Mu's sleeve and persuaded:
"Why don't you forget it? There were so many people that the queue had to wait until dark. ”
I saw Su Mu smile slightly, as if he had already been ready, and said confidently:
"It's okay, this shopkeeper is an old acquaintance, and I still have this face."
As soon as Su Mu finished speaking, a thin man with shiny hair walked down from upstairs and shouted:
"Su Monkey? A few days ago, I heard that you were going back to your hometown, and I thought you had forgotten your brother, and I was going to finish the at hand and play with you. ”
"Forget no one, I don't dare to forget you, Su Hai, you didn't bully me a lot when I was an apprentice here, and now I have to collect debts."
Su Mu joked, and the two couldn't help but gently hammer each other's chests.
"Who is this?"
"Ordinary friends, bring them to the countryside for a few days."
Zhang Han was not happy when he heard this, and hurriedly hugged Su Mu's arm and said coquettishly:
"No, Su Mu just didn't dare to say the relationship."
"Oh, you bastard boy is still so timid, Bai is mixed up outside, look at how active the girl is."
Su Hai swept Su Mu's forehead and gently patted the back of his head, and began to hug Zhang Han in his mouth.
"Okay, okay, let's not make trouble, find a guy to help her wash her hair, my hair has to be repaired, it's too hot."
Su Mu touched the sore spot on the back of his head, and said with a serious face.
"Xiao Xuan, help my brother and girlfriend wash her hair and take care of her hair."
Su Hai turned his head and shouted loudly, and out of it came a woman with a smile and an approachable face, although not as beautiful as Zhang Han, but she looked extremely dignified and magnificent.
"Come on, come on, this girl is so handsome, Su Monkey has to treat people well."
Su Mu could see at a glance that this was Lin Xuan, the female apprentice who was left for Su Hai back then, but he didn't expect that the two of them hadn't achieved a positive result after so long.
Su Mu leaned into Su Hai's ear and whispered:
"You kid has been hanging from people for so many years, when will you give a name?"
"It's almost over, and in a while to save enough gift money, brother, I will come to the door to propose, and you must come to the banquet when the time comes."
Su Hai replied very brightly, without the slightest hesitation, looking at Xiao Xuan's back full of happiness in his eyes.
"By the way, aren't you going to get a haircut? Brother, I will do it myself, and I will ensure that you will take your temperament to the next level. ”
Su Mu could only nod, in fact, he was still worried about Su Hai's skills, after all, in those days when he was also an apprentice, this guy often practiced by himself, and when he felt that something was wrong, he would cut out a nondescript hairstyle, and he couldn't see anyone at all. So during that time, Su Mu simply bulldozed his hair and kept an inch to work in the store every day.
After Su Mu washed his hair, he put on a stainproof jacket like a guinea pig and sat honestly on the leather chair, Zhang Han next to him had already finished washing and began to care for his hair, and all kinds of strange aromas filled the entire barber shop.
"Don't be nervous, relax, it's not the first time."
Su Hai looked at Su Mu and straightened his body and teased.
"Not nervous? Your craft has done me a lot of trouble, so don't mess it up again when you finally come back. ”
Su Mu complained in his heart, but his voice trembled slightly:
"I'm fine, just be steady, after so many years, the store has been taken over by you, it's impossible that the craftsmanship will be bad."
Su Hai didn't talk nonsense to him, he took the comb and scissors and started to work, Su Mu looked at the hair falling on the ground and felt more and more cool.
About ten minutes later, Zhang Han couldn't help but end the hair care session in advance, and he blew his hair and came in the direction of Su Mu, who couldn't move, suddenly felt a crisis coming to him, and said in a panic:
"Su Hai? When will it be good? Try to cut as fast as possible. ”
At this time, Su Hai was particularly careful to design the hairstyle in his mind, and after thinking for a long time, he still bulldozed both sides of Su Ye first.
Zhang Han was particularly interested in the haircutting tools in Su Hai's hands, and wanted to grab the tools several times to get hands on them himself, which scared Su Mu's head into a cold sweat.
Listening to the sound of the bang, when the electric razor slid into the middle of Su Mu's head, Su Mu felt that the scalp on his head was unreservedly exposed in a panicked fight, and he wanted to cry without tears:
"Your uncle, Su Hai, I'll be a dog if I let you cut your hair again."
"It's none of my business, it's your girlfriend who keeps snatching the electric razor in my hand."
After speaking, Su Hai hurriedly stuffed the tools to Zhang Han and retreated behind everyone to avoid the coming anger.
"Isn't it just a haircut? How big is it, it doesn't matter if it's crooked, just push it all? ”
The moment Zhang Han picked up the electric razor in her hand, the entire barbershop looked at her with wide eyes and surprise.
"Evil, how come I, Sumu, encounter so many unreliable people and things every day, I have done a lot of evil in my previous life, and I have suffered every day in this life."
At this time, Su Mu trembled in the face of the electric buzzing sound above his head and didn't dare to move, so he could only let him mess around with the top of his head.
"Okay, this must be very cool, I didn't expect you to look pretty cute."
Zhang Han held the electric razor and looked at the finished work in his hand with satisfaction, and said complacently.
Su Mu slowly opened his eyes, looked at himself in the mirror with his head on his head and almost passed out, and said with extreme sadness:
"Another inch? I'm in my 20s, and I really want to slap myself to death with this kind of inch. ”
"It's okay, no matter what you become, I'll be by your side."
Zhang Han squinted his eyes and said again.
"Of course you say that, it's not that you've been tossed like this, what do you let outsiders think of me."
At this time, the sadness on Su Mu's face had turned into a trace of tears in the corners of his eyes.
"It's okay, what if you see it, they all saw the process of cutting their hair just now."
Zhang Han's every sentence was like a sharp knife straight into Su Mu's heart.
"Brother, you are so brave, I haven't shaved my head for many years."
There were also voices in the crowd that kept mending the knife.
"Brother, don't say that I, Su Hai, don't fight for righteousness, you put on this hat, make sure no one can see it."
Su Hai squeezed through the crowd and came to Su Mu's side, holding a peaked cap in his hand to ask for forgiveness.
"Cuckold? I thank you, you are really my good brother. ”
Su Mu looked at the green hat in Su Hai's hand and resisted extremely, but when he turned around, he found that he had become the focus of everyone, so he could only reluctantly take the green hat and buckle it on his head, and said aggrieved in his heart:
"Forget it, something is better than nothing."
Subsequently, the three-wheeled motorcycle driver called to urge the two to leave quickly, and Su Mu lowered his hat and quickly left the barbershop.
When parting, Su Hai's farewell voice came from behind him:
"Brother remembers to come often, as long as it's you, I won't take a penny.".
"Come on a ghost, and then I'll be a dog."
Su Mu was angry and quickened his pace, and Zhang Han behind him followed with a smile.