Chapter 67: How Did You Become Dean?
Dai Mubai finally ate a sausage "with humiliation".
So far, Huo Yuhao's task of letting everyone experience "social cruelty" has been successfully completed.
However, everyone's mental state was very good, Huo Yuhao saw that Tang San was a little eager to try, and seemed to want to have another one.
At this time, Zao Wou-Ki also came over and exclaimed, "Dean Huo, your method is really good, I'm really convinced now." ”
Zao Wou-Ki said this from his heart.
He really admired Huo Yuhao, Huo Yuhao neither used the identity of the dean to suppress Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing, nor indulged them, but found a very ingenious reason.
In the end, everyone ate sausages and got through this hurdle in their hearts.
"Hohoho...... Dean Huo? ”
Oscar glared at the boss with a pair of peach blossom eyes, and asked in shock, "Teacher Zhao, are you calling it wrong, isn't our dean Flender?" ”
Huo Yuhao smiled slightly and said, "Let me introduce myself, I am the new dean of our Shrek Academy, my name is Huo Yuhao." ”
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Oscar almost overturned the car, and he was dumbfounded, "You're the dean?" What about Boss Fergus? How did you become the dean? Go through the back door? ”
Huo Yuhao smiled and said, "Rely on fists and wisdom." ”
Then Huo Yuhao silently counted the people present and asked, "There should be one less student in our academy, right?" ”
Dai Mubai nodded and said, "Well, Ma Hongjun is not in the academy." ”
"Isn't he usually at the Academy?" Huo Yuhao asked.
Oscar couldn't help but laugh and said, "Ma Hongjun is usually in the hook bar." ”
"......" Huo Yuhao thought about it, Ma Hongjun's martial soul is an evil fire phoenix, and the problem of evil fire seems to have been solved by chance, in the early stage, Ma Hongjun, like Ma Xiaotao, was deeply troubled by evil fire.
However, Huo Yuhao came, Ma Hongjun didn't have to worry about the evil fire anymore, as soon as the extreme ice came out, the evil fire dissipated immediately, and even because Huo Yuhao and Ma Hongjun had a gap of more than ten levels of soul power, Huo Yuhao could still make Ma Hongjun have no idea about that.
It can be said to fundamentally cut off Ma Hongjun's love to tick the bar.
Huo Yuhao nodded and said, "I know, if Ma Hongjun comes back, let him go to the dean's office to find me." ”
……
The next day.
Huo Yuhao got up early.
The dean's office is both a place to work and a place to rest.
The Dean's Office is divided into two parts, with offices in the front and rest in the back.
Xiao Wu also wanted to live with Huo Yuhao yesterday, but the bed used for rest in the dean's room was too small, and he could only lie down alone, so Huo Yuhao could only drive Xiao Wu to live in the girls' dormitory.
After a few years of getting along with Huo Yuhao, Xiao Wu gradually got used to a biological clock similar to Huo Yuhao, and after Huo Yuhao got up, Xiao Wu also got up.
After the two had an affair outside the girls' dormitory, they strolled to the college cafeteria.
At this time, because the time was too early, the cafeteria had not yet opened, so Huo Yuhao took Xiao Wu out of the academy.
Walking out of the academy, the villagers who work at sunrise and rest at sunset have already begun to get busy.
Xiao Wu looked at the villagers who came and went, and said with some envy: "Actually, it's good to be an ordinary person, live a busy and fulfilling life, plain, don't be afraid......"
Huo Yuhao smiled slightly, and said: "But ordinary people are also very hard, men need to do physical work, women need to teach their husbands and children, take care of housework, it's really good to be plain, but I'm afraid your temperament will be boring in a month at most......"
Xiao Wu pouted, she was a little indignant and wanted to refute a few words, but she had to admit that what Huo Yuhao said was right.
She has an eccentric temperament, and now she does envy the ordinary life, but if she really lives such a life, she will soon get bored.
The two talked as they walked.
Suddenly, there was a quarrel in front of me.
The quarrel was between a man and a woman, the man and woman did not look very old, the girl seemed to be fourteen or fifteen years old, ordinary in appearance, but full of youthful atmosphere, dressed in simple peasant clothes, should be the children of the villagers in the village.
The teenager who quarreled with her looked younger, seemed to be about the same age as Xiao Wu, not tall, and the whole person was chubby, but it gave people a very strong feeling.
With short hair, small eyes, and a fat bulge on the face, it looks a little cute. The most interesting thing is that there are two mustaches on the lips, which seem to have just grown after development, and they look like two whiskers.
The girl looked at the little fat man, with a look of fear in her eyes, "Ma Hongjun, don't look for me again in the future, I won't be with you anymore." ”
The little fat man said in a strange voice: "Cuihua, am I not good to you?" Why break up with me. ”
When Xiao Wu heard this, she looked puzzled and said, "Now that such a young child has begun to fall in love?" ”
Huo Yuhao couldn't hold back a smile and said, "Maybe they're special." ”
Hearing Ma Hongjun's name, Huo Yuhao basically guessed the reason for the other party's quarrel.
Huo Yuhao immediately walked up and said to Ma Hongjun: "Hey, it's not good that you are pestering a girl like this, right?" ”
Ma Hongjun glanced at Huo Yuhao, frowned, and said, "It's none of your business, get out of the way." ”
Yo, the temper is quite explosive...... Huo Yuhao chuckled lightly and said, "I won't let me, what can you do?" ”
A trace of anger flashed on Ma Hongjun's face, and he clenched his fist and said, "Have you ever seen a fist with a big sandbag?" I can knock your little body down with one punch! ”
Ma Hongjun is only in his early sixties, and Huo Yuhao is already one meter eight, more than one head taller than Ma Hongjun, Ma Hongjun's threat seems very weak.
Huo Yuhao looked at Ma Hongjun's fist and said with a smile: "Sandbag-sized fist? Bean paste buns? ”
"......" Ma Hongjun said angrily, "Ahhhh You kid, you're just looking for a fight! ”
Ma Hongjun's short and fat figure was very flexible, and his short legs approached Huo Yuhao in a few steps, and he flew up and kicked Huo Yuhao.
Huo Yuhao smiled slightly, and grabbed Ma Hongjun's foot with his palm.
Ma Hongjun: "......"
Ma Hongjun was about to pull his foot back, when he suddenly felt an extreme chill start from the soles of his feet and invade his body!
Ma Hongjun shuddered, and a loud phoenix roar came out of his mouth, "Phoenix possession!" ”
Purple-red light rushed out of Ma Hongjun's body, and the short hair on his head suddenly became longer and gathered towards the center, turning into a mohican-style hairstyle.
The wings didn't appear, but as soon as the purple-red light came out of the body, it immediately released intense heat. Two yellow soul rings rose from his feet at the same time, long feathers extending from his exposed thick arms, and his hands turned into claw shapes.
Xiao Wu couldn't help but be shocked when she heard the word "phoenix", but when she saw Ma Hongjun's current appearance, she couldn't help but sneer and said, "Is there such a fat phoenix?" No matter how I look at it, I think he looks like a local chicken. ”
Ma Hongjun seemed to have been touched by the scales, and he was furious, "Who do you say is the local chicken?" ”
With both hands raised, the first soul ring on his body suddenly lit up, and he opened his mouth violently, and a thin purple-red flame erupted in the direction of Xiao Wu.
And at the moment when the flames erupted, the temperature around them dropped suddenly, and pieces of snowflakes fell, as if they had entered the cold winter of the ninth month.
The water vapor condensed into a mist, and the purple-red flame had just erupted for a few meters before it was dumbfounded.
Ma Hongjun was stunned to find that under this cold environment, the power of his phoenix martial soul was greatly reduced, and he even had a feeling of wanting to retract into his body.
Not only that, Ma Hongjun's feet were also grabbed by Huo Yuhao, and a chill invaded his body.
"What kind of soul skill are you?" Ma Hongjun said in astonishment.
His flame was very powerful, even if it wasn't the ultimate fire, it wasn't too far off, but he didn't expect to be completely suppressed by this young man's chill!
The speed of the cold invasion was extremely fast, destroying Ma Hongjun's resistance and directly freezing him into an ice sculpture.
Subsequently, Huo Yuhao took back the Bingbi Emperor Scorpion Martial Soul.
Huo Yuhao picked up the "Ma Hongjun brand" ice sculpture and walked towards Shrek Academy.
"Hey! Don't hurt Ma Hongjun! A crisp voice shouted from behind.
Huo Yuhao turned around suddenly, the girl who was arguing with Ma Hongjun just now couldn't help but be startled when she saw Huo Yuhao looking at her, she said with a frightened expression: "You, can you not hurt Ma Hongjun, he is not a bad person......
Huo Yuhao said with a smile: "I won't hurt him, just give him a fire." ”
"That'...... That's good......" The girl breathed a sigh of relief.
"Let's go, Xiao Wu." Huo Yuhao carried the ice sculpture and went to Shrek Academy with Xiao Wu.
After walking a distance, Xiao Wu asked with some concern: "This little fat man has been frozen, won't he freeze to death?" Yuhao, where are you taking him, wouldn't it be better to throw him on the side of the road? ”
Huo Yuhao said: "Don't worry, you can't freeze him to death, this guy is also a student of our Shrek Academy, his name is Ma Hongjun, Dai Mubai said it yesterday." ”
Xiao Wu put her mind at ease, "Well, as long as you don't freeze to death." ”
The two returned to Shrek Academy, and Huo Yuhao thawed Ma Hongjun.
After Ma Hongjun regained consciousness, he immediately curled up together: "Frozen...... Freeze me to death, that kid is really ruthless, the next time I see him, I will definitely ...... him"
"Ahem......" Huo Yuhao coughed lightly and asked, "What must you do to me?" ”
Ma Hongjun trembled, he didn't know if he was frozen or frightened, he turned his head to look at Huo Yuhao, his small eyes widened, and he said in horror: "You, you, you...... Why are you still here?! ”
Huo Yuhao smiled slightly, stretched out his hand, and said, "Meet me, I am the new dean of Shrek Academy, my name is Huo Yuhao." ”
Ma Hongjun said with a blank face: "Did Boss Fu sell me?" How much did you spend to buy Shrek Academy? ”
After a pause, Ma Hongjun added: "I'll tell you in advance, I'm okay as a person, but I can't sell myself...... Well, unless the other party is a woman, and young and pretty......"
Huo Yuhao: "......"
Xiao Wu: "......"