"Susie said to me a long time ago"

"Honey, please don't join the army"

"They just like fuss and fights"

"They look a little weird in leggings"

"Their table manners are terrible and rude"

"They have a passionate sense of humor and their jokes are rude"

“......”

Jack always felt that the song that the police officers sang when they ran drills was quite sick, but the instructor taught it like this, and everyone sang it along, anyway, it was the same tune from beginning to end, and the instructor liked to change the words indiscriminately, how vulgar it was.

The middle-aged uncle next to him, who was a little fat, was quite intoxicated, and he was almost out of breath.

After three years, I met a familiar American drama character again, and Jack's mood was quite complicated at that time, this middle-aged uncle is called John Nolan, and he is the protagonist of "Rookie Policeman".

This is the last American drama that Jack chased before crossing over, and it is impossible for him to remember the plot of each episode of this kind of unit drama, but when he saw John, he finally suddenly realized why Zoe was so familiar when he saw it.

Zoe is the female police chief who was shot by the bandits in the play to cover John, and the reason why Jack is not immediately recognizable is because the real Zoe is much younger and more beautiful than the actress.

"Hey, Jack boy, what are you thinking, today is the last driving test, do well." John put one hand on his shoulder and pushed him briskly towards the training ground.

"I'm thinking about how to win you." Jack said through gritting his back molars.

John, this is wonderful, a former decorator in his 40s came to the police academy to play involution with a group of young people, a group of students with an average age of 30 years old can't roll him, in addition to the physical fitness test and academic knowledge written test, Jack must go all out in other projects to get the first place.

In yesterday's pistol shooting test, he was careless, and John snatched the first place, losing 4 experience points.

It is very difficult to obtain the experience points of the pit daddy system, and only 1 point of experience is given for passing the daily test, and you must get the first place to get 5 points.

Today's driving assessment is estimated to be planted again, Jack has never driven much in his previous life, and after the crossing, he re-got his driver's license under the guidance of Zoe, but he has never bought a car, and his driving skills have barely been practiced under the guidance of the instructor of the police academy.

Looking at the hint on the panel that it would cost 5 system coins to turn a skillful skill to mastery, Jack gritted his teeth and chose to give up.

Although there have been some tests of the project every day since the fifteenth week, he has only saved 2 gold coins so far, which is not enough at all.

As long as he can get two of the four comprehensive medals at the police academy at the end of the course, it will be in vain to pay for the quota specially reserved for him.

Don't think that the old American society really doesn't talk about human feelings, Zoe must owe a lot of favors for that reserved place, and he doesn't want to live up to the beauty.

Waiting to get the system reward of officially becoming a police officer, and then considering upgrading a wave of skills, Jack can't remember the plot of Zoe being killed, and plans to treat it first to mastery, and then stare at John, so that even if he goes up to block the bullet himself, he will let Zoe avoid the plot killing.

Who made Zoe the first woman in this world?

Sure enough, the driving test was over, and John, who had the first score, danced triumphantly in place, pointing at Jack with both hands: "You invite the first round of wine tonight." ”

Jack rolled his eyes in annoyance.

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"I really don't understand, how did one of you, the youngest cadet and the oldest, become good friends?"

Jack, John, and Lucy had an appointment at a small bar tonight.

Lucy Chen, who has an Asian face, uses her index finger to point back and forth between two handsome guys, an old man and a young man on the opposite side, and sends out a soul torture.

Jack shook his head, indicating that he didn't understand either, and motioned to ask John.

Frankly speaking, he did deliberately approach John at the beginning, so that he could keep an eye on him in the future in order to save Zoe, but he didn't expect that the two of them would become the best friends among the students.

John shrugged his shoulders and glanced at him, "When everyone looked at me with pity or sympathy, thinking that I had come to police training at my age because I had just been divorced and had a midlife crisis. ”

"Only Jack, he asked me, is it true that men only get rid of the effects of hormones in middle age when they get rid of the effects of hormones."

"Yes?" Jack faked a puzzled expression, "How do I remember that I was asking if men are only middle-aged when they turn their interest to things like fishing or upholding justice?" ”

"Hey!" Annoyed and angry, John said that the old man's dignity had been challenged, but he turned his head to look at Lucy with some weakness.

Lucy, who was on the side, laughed until she fell, and secretly put her hand on John's thigh to comfort the old man.

Jack, who was watching eye contact between the two, smiled meaningfully: "So, how are you two going to shut my mouth." ”

He knew that at the beginning of the play, the old man John and Lucy, a flowery chick, had an underground relationship, and looking at the current appearance of the two, it should be fine at this time.

Neither of them expected to be seen by Jack in just a few days, and Lucy began to break down blindly: "I have a few good girlfriends, all of whom are models......"

Jack raised his right hand, pressed it against his chin, narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked in a magnetic baritone, "Dear Lucy, look at me, do you think I don't look like someone who can't have fun?" ”

After speaking, the corners of his mouth rose, revealing two shallow dimples and 8 neat teeth.

Lucy's expression froze instantly, not only did she forget to breathe, but her heartbeat also missed half a beat.

"Babyface, you're cheating." John hurriedly put his arm around Lucy and swore an oath of sovereignty.

Of course, Jack has no interest in hooking up with Lucy, in fact, he has long hated the behavior of American drama screenwriters who can't make up stories and arrange all kinds of relationships between men and women.

But since he came to this strange world, he is quite interested in observing whether these flesh-and-blood plot characters will be manipulated by fate like puppets played by screenwriters in American dramas, or will they interpret their real lives with their true characters.

At least for now, it seems that Jack is optimistic, such as the rookie trio originally scheduled for the plot, with one less African-American brother and one more him.

Another example is Hannah, a Texas chick who has never been seen in an American drama, and all the beings he can see, they all live a normal life, with their own joys, sorrows, and sorrows.

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"So we were electrocuted with tasers, sprayed in the face with pepper water, and pressed into buckets until we suffocated, just to wear this stuff in the 35-degree Los Angeles heat in August?"

Jack looked at the LAPD official police uniform in his hand in disbelief, this dark blue to almost black thing was actually made of wool.

"They say the top has a short-sleeved style, and you can choose freely when you get out of your rookie status." John on the side couldn't wait to get dressed.

Pressing the expletives he blurted out, Jack had no choice but to put on the $160 uniform, which was the biggest expense on clothing since he had ever traveled.

In fact, the cost of becoming a LAPD is not low, the training fee of the police academy is nearly $10,000, and if it were not for the sale of the small apartment and grocery store left by his former parents, Jack would have had to rely on a loan.

Fortunately, after becoming a cadet of the police academy, the Los Angeles Police Department began to pay them salaries, and Jack still had some money left in hand to prepare for the future rental expenses.

"Wow, what a handsome guy. You should really consider wearing this for a walk around Beverly Hills, I'm sure you'll make as much money in one night as you would earn in a few months as a police officer. ”

Seeing Jack dressed neatly, John couldn't help but tease.

Jack couldn't help but punch him in the shoulder: "You're not bad either, as far as I know, there are more rich old women than Foley Hills." ”

As a disciplined force, the Los Angeles police still pay more attention to the sense of honor and consciousness, and at the graduation ceremony, the cadets changed their usual giggling and laughing, and sat upright one by one to listen to the training of senior police officers.

This is also the first time Jack has seen Zoe in uniform, looking like a cold American elite, which is probably the image she shows the most in the eyes of others as the supreme commander of the Los Angeles Police Department.

At the final award ceremony, Jack and John shared four combined medals, and Lucy also came out on top, which was not easy for an Asian girl.

Late at night, inside Zoe's residence.

Sensing Zoe's sudden downturn, Jack gently stroked her smooth back and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?" Small cookies. ”

Zoe said angrily: "Don't call me a little cookie, that's my father's exclusive name, if he knows that you call me like that, you will die, he will blow your head off with his beloved Colt python." ”

Ever since he accidentally learned Zoe's childhood nickname, Jack has often teased her like this when the two are intimate.

The two were silent for a while, and Zoe suddenly picked up Jack's face, stared into his eyes for a long time, and then pressed her pretty face to his chest again, quietly feeling the man's heartbeat.

Sensing the wetness coming from his chest, Jack was a little surprised, "Honey, are you crying?" What happened? ”

He said as he tried to look down, but Zoe buried her head lower, avoiding the probing of his gaze, before she hurriedly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.

"I just think it's unfair for you to maintain this relationship, but I can't bear you, am I too selfish to do this?"

"Huh?" Jack looked suspicious, I don't understand what this stupid girl is talking about, will this old and beautiful girl also have a love brain or a literary disease?

Zoe angrily left a tooth mark on his chest: "We will be in a subordinate relationship right away, you won't know what it means, once our relationship is exposed, then my career will be completely ruined." ”

"So?" Jack was a little confused, and said that he used to watch American dramas, and there were more outrageous relationships, isn't it an underground relationship, just be careful not to be discovered.

But after thinking about it, he figured out that Zoe was already the director of the branch at the age of 35 this year, which not only meant that she had a lot of connections at the top, but also meant that she would be watched by many eyes.

"Then you also named me to recruit me into the Wilshire Bureau?" Jack felt that he was shown off by the magical operation of this royal sister.

"At the time I thought you might just be a momentary passion for me, after all, you are so young that you may soon get tired of me, or break up with me for Hannah."

"But I found that the longer I spent with you, the more I didn't want to leave you, and I began to regret it, and seeing that Hannah really liked you, I began to be jealous of her, jealous of her so young......" Zoe's voice became smaller and smaller, and gradually inaudible.

Jack was stunned, what kind of strange brain circuit is this, and this stupid big sister has found a rival for herself?

Reflecting on his past with Zoe, Jack feels that the problem may be his own.

At first, the two of them did take what they needed, but who let this young body live with the soul of a middle-aged Seris warm man.

Seeing that Zoe, a strong woman, was busy with work, she made her something delicious, and found that she didn't pay much attention to her body, so she went to Chinatown to stew some red dates, codonopsis, angelica, or something.

Some time ago, I also helped her massage a few times in the name of family medicine and wine, in fact, I tried the treatment skills to see if I could improve the female skin texture.

As a result, this took down the glamorous royal sister? It's obviously not like this in American dramas!

In the face of the royal sister's show of love, Jack must not be indifferent, although he was a little passive in his previous life, but he is still very good at coaxing women.

Besides, Zoe is too rare to have smooth skin, hairless skin, and no body odor, what's wrong with being older? It's painful to be old, no, I'm planning to break up, I'm afraid he'll be sad and send a Texas sweet girl to him as a spare tire in advance, where can I find such a stupid big sister?

Thinking of this, Jack decided to use the nirvana of the relationship between men and women in American dramas, turned over and pressed Zoe under him, lowered his head, and whispered in her ear: "I love you, fool." ”

At the same time, I opened the system in my mind, and I didn't bother to look through the unread information, and I didn't look at how much experience I had gained from the system after graduating from the police academy, and I directly chose the healing skills, and changed them from proficient to proficient. Sister Zoe was saved, and as Jack said, Jesus couldn't stop it.

Jack said that in the future, the nirvana of "I love you" should be used sparingly, it will hurt the kidneys too much.