"Okay! The Shark successfully crossed the finish line with a final time of 1 minute and 20 seconds! Very good results! It's off to a great start! ”

As Colonel Guan's excited voice sounded, he saw that the big shark eagle had stopped in the flying grass clippings at this moment.

Since the Soapbox Race cars do not have brakes, competitors often need to stop by hitting the haystack after crossing the finish line.

The camera zooms in, and then looks at this big shark eagle.

The shark's front face had been flattened in, and its two wings had already flown in the previous bump.

And the two 'somatosensory cabins' have completely 'fallen apart' at this moment, leaving only the individual sensory hatch still hanging around the neck.

Both looked very excited.

"Very good performance! Let's talk to them both! ”

The host, who had been waiting at the finish line for a long time, stepped forward and stretched out the microphone to the somatosensory cabin brothers:

"As the first team in the world to debut, they finished the game at the beginning and won the opening goal, do you have any thoughts?"

After that, the microphone was handed over to the big brother of the somatosensory cabin, and the big brother took the microphone and looked very excited:

"Thank you very much for your support, it's a pleasure to be able to participate in and complete this unique competition,"

"Then I would like to thank our Mr. Yan for his trust and support,"

"He was the one who designed this vehicle!"

And with the voice and gesture of the big brother in the somatosensory cabin, the camera also switched!

Yan Sheng's close-up expression full of surprise and consternation appeared on the big screen and in the live broadcast screen of every audience!

After being stunned for two seconds, Yan Sheng stood up amid Gu Sheng's applause and nodding next to him, grinned an embarrassing smile that was uglier than crying, and raised his hand to greet the camera.

The audience went crazy laughing-

'Hahahahaha

'I feel like Mr. Yan's teeth are about to be crushed'

'The old thief's expression next to him is too cheap, hahahahaha......

'Where did Yiyou find these two eye-catching bags hahahaha......

'Tomorrow the somatosensory cabin brother will be fired because of the advanced company with his left foot'

'Although the somatosensory cabin brothers said thank you, they always felt that they didn't want to blame the big shark eagle'

'Somatosensory cabin: Even if I am opened, I must shout out loud in a rotten voice - the big shark eagle is designed by our boss!! ’

'Laughing ......'

‘……’

Good start!

The appearance of the big shark eagle and the abstract post-game interview directly pushed the event to a hilarious climax.

However.

Just when everyone thought that the big shark eagle was already an abstract expression at the pinnacle level of this game!

More bizarre abstract cars and hilarious famous scenes, take turns!

There is a [self-detonating truck]——

A huge polar bear rises slowly in a lifting platform.

The audience was in an uproar!

The polar bear, made entirely of renewable foam and stamped with the golden bull's logo on its back, is exquisitely crafted and sits on a trailer supported by a four-wheeled shelf and towed by the main control trolley in front of it.

The audience exclaimed!

There is no doubt that the car that followed the art tour was Xunteng's.

But compared with the big shark carving of Yiyou, Xunteng's car is obviously more sophisticated and handsome!

However.

Just when the audience was amazed by the handsomeness of Xunteng's car!

In the next second, I saw behind the polar bear, and two riders dodged out, came to the car, and made a swag move!

I saw that the two drivers were black and white, and the clothes on their bodies had two instructions written on them-

One Ctrl+C, one Ctrl+V.

‘？？？ ’

Suddenly, the screen is full of question marks!

'It's not going to be done, is it? ’

'God copy-paste! ’

'Traditional arts, right?' ’

'Ah??? ’

'Hahahahaha......ha

'Is this something that can be said?' ’

'It's so abstract, it's really abstract......

'the little polar bear is a little fun, love it'

"I feel that since I was beaten up by Mr. Lotus root, the little polar bear has become much cuter."

'Come on! Self-detonating truck! ’

'Hahaha......'

‘……’

There is [Pharaoh's Tomb]——

Ept, one of Egypt's suppliers of raw materials for bull drinks, has come up with an ingenious way to integrate the pyramid elements of its own country with a trolley.

When a pyramid-shaped pyramid slowly emerged from the lifting platform, the audience burst into cheers!

"Oh my God, it's a pyramid!"

"This one is so creative!"

"I feel that every participating car is full of creativity, it is simply a large-scale brain hole rally!"

"But the question is, how should this little car be driven?"

"yes, this tightly fitting vertebrae doesn't look like it has a driving position......"

However!

Just as the audience was talking.

Just listen to the click, everyone is watching, and everyone is watching.

And I saw a gap at the tip of the pyramid.

Immediately afterward, a driver with an oil paint painted on the face of the pharaoh's mask, like mushrooms after a rain, grew in the pyramid.

Hula-

And as the pyramid car suddenly rushed out of the big downhill, accompanied by a handsome tail flick by mistake.

The audience is boiling!

'Grass! It's fierce! See the pyramid drift! ’

'Hahaha, my mom told me to get out and laugh......

'It's too abstract, I didn't expect the manufacturers on the bull's side to be so active'

"You can't come to this event without living, but you can't live without it."

"Hide it quickly, don't you dare to let Britain see this technology, otherwise tomorrow the Egyptian pyramids will have to be pushed to the British Museum."

'Britannia: Roger!' Come to work at the museum tomorrow! ’

'Admission! Direct Admission! ’

'Pharaoh's Grave Removal'

'Please don't make me laugh, I've got a stomachache in my stomach'

'I can't laugh, I really can't laugh......

‘……’

There is [third sister on the bus]——

"Okay, we saw the CSTG team's monkey cart successfully pass the first ramp, although it was a little bumpy, but the speed did not decrease, and it was as solid as a rock!"

In the sound of the galloping of bones, accompanied by the explanation of Colonel Guan, Ah Yin held the steering wheel steadily, sitting firmly in the four-wheeled car, and the little monkeys drawn by Yiyi and Nana on both sides with discarded cardboard were vivid.

Behind him, in a car connected by simple chains, his cousin sat upright, wearing a helmet and clutching the handle with both hands.

Hmmm——!!!

"With the splash of water! We saw the monkey pull the car number through the pool perfectly again! ”

"Although the speed has slowed down a little, it is already the player who takes the least time in the whole game so far!"

"If they keep up this pace, they will overtake the Shark and take the top spot in the race!"

Speaking of this, the colonel raised his arms excitedly and shouted:

"It's the final continuous corner ahead! The opportunity to set a record is just around the corner! ”

"Come on! Monkey pulls the cart! You guys can do it! ”

However!

The voice of the colonel has not even fallen!

As Ah Yin and his cousin entered the corner, under the inertia of up to 30KM/H speed, I saw Ah Yin suddenly hit the direction in order to avoid the haystack in front of him!

Immediately after that, listen to the rattle!

Under the action of strong inertia, the iron chain was instantly broken.

With a cry from his cousin, he said, "Oops, hey—I'm grass!! ”

Boom!

Hay splashes.

My cousin overturned in an instant and plunged directly into the haystack!

Ah Yin in front also realized the tail off in the back, and hurriedly looked back:

"Huh? Ay! Hey, I lost my car! Cousin! Cousin, it's okay, hahahaha......! ”

Of course, my cousin is fine, after all, you need to wear a full set of protective gear to participate in the competition, plus the cushioning hay on the periphery is solid and soft.

Merely......

"Hey! Hey, it, you suffocate it, it! I haven't gotten in the car yet! ”

A cousin with a tuft of hay runs on the track chasing a race car.

"I can't stop! Hurry up and run! Hurry up! Come on, cousin, come on! ”

And Ah Yin in front of him looked back at him and laughed.

The scene was out of control for a while, and the barrage in the entire live broadcast room was incomplete, and there was a serious jam -

'Third sister-get in the car——! ’

'Poofhahahahaha......

"Third sister, didn't you come up——! ’

'How annoying you say hahahahaha'

"My cousin has a short neck, and he has no neck when he wears a protective gear."

'I'm going to laugh at it'

"I'll be happy with this clip this year, and I'll be happy until New Year's Day next year."

'Hahaha......'

'The Colonel's Contribution is Indispensable'

'Come on! Monkey pulls the cart! 》’

"You can do it!" 》’

'Instant poisonous milk, I really take it'

'It's so harmonious, I'm so ......'

'Hahahaha......'

‘……’

There is also a top-notch famous scene like [Protecting the Iron Pilot]-

"Not? Did we participate too? I didn't have anybody to attend?! ”

On the viewing platform, Gu Sheng looked at the BT7274 cockpit shaped car that appeared on the slope with the lifting platform.

Look at the pilot in the suit and helmet of the pilot, messy in the wind.

Gan.

How did the fun see my own head?

"Of course, I arranged it!"

Beside her, Shen Miaomiao giggled proudly, and a sly light flashed in her big eyes.

Gu Sheng was speechless, and a bad premonition slowly rose in his heart.

Not surprisingly.

As the finale, the BT7274 and Cooper Pilot immediately caused a sensation among audiences around the world!

"BT starts!"

With an excited voice of the narrator doll, he shouted:

"BT7274, the main character of Titanfall, one of Goldwind's masterpieces, and its pilot Cooper, rushed off the track! The start was very solid! ”

Rumble –

The steady body crosses the slopes, jumps over the jumps, and crosses puddles.

It can be seen that the weight of this car should have reached the limit of the requirements for participation.

The low-lying body itself is almost close to the ground, and the shell made of hard plastic sheets makes the vehicle ride very smooth.

But.

It is precisely because of the excessive weight of this car that it is much faster than other small cars.

You know, soapbox cars are not powered.

The decrease in speed means that the vehicle's power is depleted.

Sure enough.

Just after BT crossed the puddle, entered the corner, and barely made two turns.

Lulu - Boom -

"BT leaned against the haystack and stopped, apparently running out of power,"

The doll's voice sounded:

"But fortunately, the finish line is almost there, and the pilot can push the BT across the finish line...... Wait a minute? What is he doing?! ”

With an exclamation from the doll.

I saw the pilot push open the cockpit door and step out of the car.

However, instead of pushing the cart in a hurry, he removed a mini blower from his waist.

Then he pulled out a large balloon in his arms.

Attach the mini blower to the large balloon.

Snort –

The aqua-blue balloon inflated instantly.

And the driver, who plays the role of the iron pilot, also puts it on the seat.

Then.

Turn the car around, aim at the finish line, and push hard!

Sou!

The BT carrying the big balloon flew upside down!

And the driver, who played the role of the iron pilot, fell to his knees in pain and reluctantly stretched out his hand to the departing BT car!

Grass ——!!!

Gu Sheng immediately understood what this force was doing!

A voice engraved in DNA instantly sounded in my head—

[BT: Protocol 3, Protect the Pilot]

[Cooper: B-T——!!! 】

Bone Luck –

Cross the finish line with the BT car.

The big aqua blue balloon that had been inflated all the time also burst!

Boom!!!

When the streamers fluttered, the global audience exploded on the spot-

'Gan——!!! ’

'It's too abstract! I can't stand it anymore! ’

'Hahaha, I'll grass your uncle! ’

I can see what he's going to do when he pulls out the balloons! ’

'Holy Ark, huh?! Protocol three is right?! Protect the pilot, huh?! ’

'Hahahahaha......ha

'I laughed and vomited, and directly made the old thief speechless hahahaha......

The old thief sat up from his bed in the middle of the night: it wasn't that he was sick??? ’

'It's too abstract......

'Amazing! I'd like to call it the best !! ’

'No, who the hell is this?' This cos is also so exciting! ’

And it doesn't even seem to know the old thief! ’

'It's coming, it's coming! The post-match interview is here! ’

‘……’

With the curiosity of the audience!

On the big screen, the host Joe greeted this brilliant pilot:

"An ingenious form of rushing! From the enthusiastic cheers of the audience and the boiling in our live broadcast, it is enough to see that you are the best idea of the day! ”

The pilot's voice came from the helmet, and he seemed to laugh muffled:

"Hahaha, thank you, thank you, thank you."

"So we just noticed that you're competing as a driver for GW, but Sam, the president and chief director of GW, doesn't seem to be aware of it?"

As Joe sounds, the screen turns.

A close-up of Gu Sheng was given on the big screen at the scene.

I saw Gu Sheng shrug his shoulders and spread his hands, making a completely unexpected look, affirming Joe's question-

He really didn't know who the driver was.

He didn't even know that there were even drivers in their Golden Wind who had signed up for the race.

also re-lifted such a shocking old knife!

Seeing this, Joe laughed:

"So this mysterious driver, now, can you reveal your true face to us?"

Hear it!

The audience held their breath, and all the viewers in the live broadcast room opened their mouths in curiosity.

Who is this man? Why did you race without even knowing about the Golden Wind? And why are you so familiar with the classic episode of Titanfall?

All eyes on it!

I saw the mysterious driver nod: "Of course." ”

Then.

I saw him slowly bend down and lean down......

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PS: Twelve o'clock in the next chapter

Re PS: Tomorrow will resume the update, until the 29th

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