Chapter 302: Cownick, When Are You*! I*you* a** you** you** me***!
"Uh......"
As soon as he entered the main interface of the game, XTT felt that something was wrong and groaned.
After closing the seven pages of "Daily Missions", "First Charge Benefits", "Server Activation Event", "Gathering Gifts" and "Pride Flag Collection", the genius boy fell into deep thought.
"What the fuck ......"
XTT was hesitant, and even a little skeptical that he was in the wrong game:
"I'm driving a 75-knife pre-order of "High Energy Pioneer", right? It's not free, is it? β
Opening Lightning Strike!
The barrage can't be held back!
'Broken! Nakatsuki read! Why do you use the Yunwei somatosensory cabin, why do you still play the pop-up window of the fire line shuttle? β
"Hahahahaha
"Don't be embarrassed, there aren't so many pop-ups for the fire line shuttle now, and the fire unicorn is given away for free."
'Huh? I'll look at it later, and I'll go and get the fire unicorn first......
'It amused me at the beginning, I just saw the Lucky Draw Wheel in a trance? β
"It's not that you're in a trance, there's really a big turntable, a ...... draw weapons?"
'Huh? β
'This ...... 75 dollars? β
'Broken! What a imbecile child! β
'It's hard to imagine this is a buyout game interface, I can't hold it up hahahahahaha......
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That's what you designed???
Under the lightning strike of the opening, not to mention many experienced players.
Even Shen Miaomiao, a person who doesn't play many games, was shocked by the dazzling pop-up window deception page!
What the hell is this...... It should only exist in free games...... And that's not all free games......
After all, she seems to have only seen this battle in a few games of Swift Games, Shining Studios.
Even in several free games like Tianlang, the krypton pop-up window is not so terrifying.
"Oh, this is Lao Lu's suggestion,"
Gu Sheng smiled and nodded:
"Lao Lu thinks that Xunteng's opening trick krypton pop-up window is really disgusting, and every time the game starts at the beginning, it takes half a minute to close the pop-up window, which is really infuriating, so I added it."
Talking.
Gu Sheng took a sip of Coke, shrugged his shoulders and muttered to himself: "They really haven't changed anything......
Shen Miaomiao was numb.
A little desperate to look at the live window.
Yunwei's head is realistic, and he really stepped on a pit.
It's not ......
"Deliberately disgusting people I CNM!"
Without waiting for Shen Miaomiao to finish muttering, the XTT in the live broadcast room took the lead and couldn't hold back, looking at the red dots on a series of labels such as [Event] [Pass] [Lucky Wheel] [Collection Destiny] [Superhero] [Limited Time Pack] after closing the page, the whole person was like a volcano on the verge of eruption:
"I'm going to put you on this PC page? I paid to buy it out, right? No? I'm going to have to look at my spending history for a while.,I remember I didn't get a refund.,This game isn't free to be released after Nima, right? β
As soon as this statement came out!
There was even more laughter in the live broadcast room, and the audience was about to laugh -
I knew it! β
'Hahaha, too abstract'
'Did Yunwei cheat, or did the polar bear split his legs?' β
'I'm going to laugh to death on this page'
'Taoist fifteen dogs, the whole district walks sideways! β
"Hello everyone, I'm a scumbag, a new version of the miracle ship that I've never seen before, tonight at eight o'clock, it's a brother who will come and cut me."
'This page is so funny'
'A genius boy becomes an imbecile overnight! Is it the distortion of human nature, or the degradation of morality! Stay tuned at 8 o'clock tonight - 'The Point of No Return for Unjust Seeds'
'It's a live immortal, it belongs to yes'
'No wonder there's no player voice, they're all laughing, right?' β
'Hahahahaha......ha
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"Uh...... This is Oe's suggestion,"
Gu Sheng saw Xiao Nezha staring at him again in a daze, and shrugged:
"Dae thought this thing was even more disgusting than the pop-up, so he added it, who would have thought they would have used it...... I guess it's a stupid foreigner who hasn't seen this battle......"
Outrageous bro!
Shen Miaomiao's whole person is not good.
In addition to being stunned, he suddenly thought of a theory-
The reason why the top in the industry can be the top in the industry is not only because they know how to lead to success, but more importantly, they know where the thunder in the industry is.
But the problem is!
Like this ultimate cerebral palsy, it is clearly a disgusting player's setting, and even a layman can see her.
Why can't Yunwei's designer in charge of this project see it?
It stands to reason that even if the designer in charge of this project is an imbecile:
"He shouldn't be so imbecile, right?"
Shen Miaomiao really didn't understand.
Hearing this, Gu Sheng smiled unexpectedly:
"The designer in charge of this project is indeed not imbecile, he was even one of the three Komela royal families before, and he has worked on two major 3S-level projects - "Silent Hill" and "Extreme Hurricane", he is the ......"
Fate is wonderful.
Shen Miaomiao's expression was complicated, and she closed her desperate eyes for Yun Wei.
Tsunami Yamamoto.
This unlucky guy actually got on the same page with Lao Gu again.
It makes sense.
There is no doubt that the painful failure of the past made Yamamoto Tsunade suffer from a serious "Gu Sheng PTSD".
For Lao Gu, this unlucky guy must be afraid and hateful, so much so that after 'stealing' the project case that Lao Gu 'personally supervised', he blindly trusted the authority of this supernova designer who is now famous in Asia and even around the world.
Lao Gu drew a pit, and he jumped into a pit.
Even!
It is very likely that he himself has seen the big iron nails under this pit, and under the pressure of the words 'Gu Sheng's authority', he will lie to himself that it is a chocolate teether, and then jump down without hesitation.
Alas......
Shen Miaomiao sighed lightly, took a sip of the brown sugar water that Lao Gu had specially boiled for her, then turned sideways slightly, gently leaned next to Gu Sheng, and found a comfortable position to put her head on his shoulder.
So be it.
Marry a chicken and marry a dog with a dog, who made me blind at the beginning, and chose such a seemingly smart manager, but in fact a really smart manager.
Adjust your mindset.
Watch the fun, I'll still.
After all......
If you put aside the external factors of whether the rebate is or not.
This game is really fun to the extent of an evil sect -
"Oops - NM can't play D (output), can you stop grabbing it! You play NM JB!! β
In the live broadcast room, XTT's voice was full of anger!
Barely accepting these seemingly vomit-like opening pages, XTT is like an unlucky guy who just fell and got up from the ground, and before he could stand firmly, he was created by a set truck called "Fixed 222"!
To know!
As long as you are a player who plays FPS, everyone has a heart that wants to output.
However, under the fixed formation of 2T2N2D, so many outputs are definitely not enough to match the game.
As a result, an extremely embarrassing situation arose-
As a result, an extremely embarrassing situation arose-
If you play T or N, the matchmaking time is 5-10 seconds at best, and you can start the game right away.
But if you play D, the match time displayed will be a full two minutes!
That's it, or the display time.
XTT chose the hero "Cross Hammer" and entered the game after five minutes of matching and still couldn't start the game.
And the team competition in this game is divided into two main categories -
Dog tag acquisition and flag snatching.
Needless to say, the dog tags are picked up by killing, and the side with the most dogs wins in the end.
In fact, theoretically speaking, if you want to win in this mode, you have to be D killing, T picking up cards, and N milk T.
But the two D's of the XTT family are pure mad dogs!
People can't be killed, crazy to the opposite side of the dog tag.
"Oh, I really am...... Ah...... Can you stop giving me grass...... You're eating me!! β
Boom β
Seeing that his teammates couldn't count on him, XTT was extremely talented after all, and he charged with a sledgehammer, relying on his own blood advantage, and really forced the player with the highest dog tag on the other side into a dead corner.
Immediately after that, the sledgehammer rotates and kills the opponent on the spot!
Bite!!!
28 dog tags appeared in front of XTT's eyes in an instant!
There was cheers in the live broadcast room!
Even Gu Sheng and Shen Miaomiao shouted for XTT, shouting awesome!
However, the next second-
Brake ββ!!!
A green figure like a ghost swept in front of XTT in an instant, and also took away the 28 dog tags that he had managed to take.
And at this moment, the countdown to the game has come to the last ten seconds!
"Hey!"
XTT let out a short exclamation, and the whole person was stunned, watching his "Ninja Source" teammate reach out and grab the long knife behind his back!
[Gilt open wow coolββ]
Bang bang!
[Ahh
The ultimate move was halfway open, and he was directly killed by two headshots from the opposite cowboy.
Last second!
Bite!
28 dog tags, which were accurately picked up by the opposing cowboys.
γFailedγ
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Silent.
There was a long silence.
XTT was directly silent.
He silently opened the scoreboard, then selected the ninja source's teammate ID, selected Report, and then selected "Maliciously Disrupting the Game Environment".
The next second.
The pop-up window pops up -
[I'm sorry, Pioneer Niang didn't detect that the player's data is abnormal, please make good use of the game reporting function to create a better game environment, thank you~]
"Roll ββ!!!"
The explosive roar resounded in the live broadcast room in an instant, and even the microphone was torn!
XTT's volcano has finally erupted!
Like a monstrous wave, but also like a raging flame!
"I***! Do you understand me***! β
"** Teammates are dead, send them to death! My *** game environment is like this*, you tell me to make good use of the report function? β
"I'll report you, I'll report you! My *** game! β
"Just your ** game sells **** 75 knives! Are you in a hurry to buy a coffin for your *stinky* thing! β
"I'm *your blood* Kawnick!"
"I'm going to you up, I'm ****!!"
"Ahββ!!!h
XTT's ultimate defense, the audience's hilarious carnival -
'Hahahahaha β
'Warning, warning! Warning, warning! β
'Red Warm! The ultimate red temperature! β
'Blood pressure is full all of a sudden, hahahaha'
"The heart rate is directly 135 hahahahaha, I haven't exploded like this when I hunted 1 dozen 3"
"I'm laughing until my stomach hurts this game, it's so fun."
'What SB game is this, hahahahahaha'
'Drawing on the strengths of others'
'God takes the best of all'
"Hey, I suddenly had a bold idea, could this thing be a smoke bomb deliberately put by the old thief, and then stolen by Yunwei?"
'Shhhh......h It seems to make some sense......
"Yes, this opening screen page and a bunch of activity red dots, who doesn't say a word after reading it......
And it sounds like an old thief can do it."
'Don't say it! Don't even say it! β
'Hahaha, that's outrageous'
"Laugh to death, how much SB can get on this kind of big B, this game is simply 75 dollars to buy a piece of"
'Hey! Ay! Check out the live streamers from the other streamers in the shooter area! I would like to call it the Spring Festival Gala of public toilets! β
'Huh? Really, haha......'
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Not bad!
The popularity of "High Energy Pioneer" is really hot!
From the United States to the Americas, to Europe and then across the ocean to sweep the world.
During the period when "Overwatch" has not yet been released, and even the release time has not been announced, there is no doubt that "High Energy Pioneer", which dominates the blockbuster and publicity, has become the only FPS masterpiece released in the first half of the year so far.
And the anchors from all walks of life also added the game to the pre-order early, just waiting to play it today!
And the result!
The anchors played it or not, and the result was doubtful.
But there is no doubt that everyone is obviously completely disgusted by this rotten game!
Bibles from all walks of life have appeared.
Someone complained about the second-generation FPS setting-
"Why does Captain Orangegutan's stun gun still need to be aimed, I don't know, anyway, I'm sick, and when that forced gun is raised, the opposite D is 100,000 fucking meters away, I've died 10,000 times, and the corpses are stiff, maybe the human race has moved outside the solar system, and when your forced gun is aimed at nothing, it's still aiming at that rack, a forced urine bifurcated gun, I don't know where you are aiming at your mother, do you have to aim at this force, is the virtual crosshair digging your grave, are you aiming at your ****......"
Someone complains about the game's kryptonite system-
"Let's not talk about this game for 75 knives and more than 500 yuan, you just look at the lottery setting of this fate, 500 draws the guarantee, a draw 2 knives, I believe that friends who have played the game know what the guarantee means, which means that in addition to spending more than 500 yuan to enter the game, you also need more than 1,000 knives and 7,000 dollars to get the complete game experience of a hero, and the Ultimate Flying Big Groove Iron Fist that can only be purchased with krypton gold at a direct price of 200 knives and Brigitta whose mother is hard and controllable and has output, I just want to ask if Yunwei is going bankrupt recently, or is Wei Wangdi asking you to fuck the water pipes for the galaxy......"
Some people complain that these are full of correct game images and dubbing-
"I'm *** I'm playing DWA, and suddenly I was given a sentence of 'I'm itching', I CNMGCB, if you are sick, hurry up and treat it! It has to be NMGB disgusting, right? I have to mention that this person is set up to help her, right? Is CNM fun? Either it's a black angel, or it's a male split in the heart, and the proud flag is all over the map, why don't you see you Kaonick sticking your B face every day with the pride flag on your face? I'm CNMD! It's so hot, which group of magicians did you see come to play the game? Oh, licking special groups under the right banner, disgusting players who play games, right......"
SOME PEOPLE EVEN KNELT DOWN BECAUSE OF MADNESS, AND THEY WENT BERSERK ON THE SPOT, AND THEIR BLOOD PRESSURE EXPLODED AND THEY SPRAYED ELO-
"*** is either all stupid opponents, killing people like killing chickens, directly 20-0-0! Either you're *** stuffing my cerebral palsy teammates and equipping the opposite side with self-aiming AI! Why don't you go home and control your dog crazy***! What's the point of making this ** game! The technique is useless, I have to burn incense and worship the Buddha, right, it's really better to burn incense than to practice guns! I *** you like to use **** AI to control the win rate and sell you *** game! Why don't you learn to be a steel ball immortal with Kemera, go and me***......"
Players across the globe are boiling.
As the player said.
Albeit!
"High Energy Pioneer" has set off a circle-breaking frenzy all over the world because of the correct banner!
But here's the thing!
In the end, it is the ordinary players who buy and play the games, not the magician "leaders".
And so!
A huge game holy war has begun!
Players from all walks of life shouted "Kaonick, when are you!" I*you* a** you** you** me***! "Raise your troops!
An unprecedented public relations disaster, like the collapse of a building, the overturning of a raging tide, towards Kawnick and his Yunwei -
Rolling !!
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(End of chapter)