As I mentioned last time, Crimson almost didn't smoke me to death because she ate leeks.

Leeks alone are nothing, and the smell is a compound taste. It's not just eating leeks that it tastes so bad.

This has been a mystery for a long time, but after many years, it was a Hachilong who gave me a kind of grass, which is a kind of grass that grows in the soil, and to emphasize, the part that I say is delicious grows in the soil. This kind of thing is also spicy, but the feeling in the mouth is still very exciting.

This is a spherical plant with many layers of skin, and when you bite into it, it is divided into many petals, which is delicious and appetizing, but just like the jade leaf, it doesn't smell good after eating.

I didn't know what it was called, but I did figure out the compound, a mixture of the two plants with a slight crimson halitosis.

It's been a long time.

Let's just say that, because I finally fell asleep. I don't know if it's because I'm too tired, or if I'm too stuffy, or if I'm dizzy, but I don't know what happened outside or when those jade bees will leave.

I woke up to the sound of a knock.

It was so loud that it hurt my eardrums and my body.

I was confused by the vibrations and sounds.

I thought there was an earthquake or a tsunami.

But it wasn't long before I noticed that the shaking was happening all around me.

Someone was smashing me, my amber to be exact.

I don't know if the fool would do this, this amber should be very valuable, it must be unique in the world, who has ever seen a beautiful amber wrapped in a dinosaur?

Maybe that fool took me for a walnut.

That guy smashed it very often, and I'm not worried about it now, because what he smashed was just a shell on my body, and although it hurt, I still wanted to smash it as much as possible, and I got better, and the compound smell really made me unbearable. If a dinosaur asks me to either kill me or let me smell it, what would I choose? So my choice is-

As you may have guessed, I would have chosen the third way - to escape.

You've guessed it right, I'm the fourth way to go, I'll let him smell it first, and then I'll tie him up and be careful that he kills himself.

The thing I'm most worried about is that after he smashes the shell on my body, he can't take it back, and if he gives it to me again, then I'll be completely finished.

I don't know how many times I smashed it, but on the penultimate time, the stone went down, and the amber shattered, and I hurriedly rolled to the side, this action I was ready for, although my body was sore, numb, and painful, but in order to survive, I had to be agile.

The last blow was so strong that the shattered amber was all powdered at once, and the wind blew and dissipated completely, but fortunately I broke free.

I was about to fight him when he stopped me.

What I never expected was that it was no one else who hit me with a stone, it turned out to be crimson.

"What are you doing, are you dying?" I said angrily to Crimson.

"I'm sorry," he smiled sheepishly, "I forgot the spell in a hurry, I have to let you out." ”

"Can't you think about it? Do you have to smash it now? You almost didn't kill me?"

"You'll be suffocated in a while, and it's no wonder that I'm not doing my homework well, and I can't use it well now. ”

Fortunately, he is not a surgeon, and if he were a surgeon, I think the patient would have to resign himself to his fate.

Seeking medical treatment from him is tantamount to bad luck.

"Did you eat leek-stuffed buns with garlic?" I don't know how such a sentence came up, and I don't know what this sentence means, it flashed out of my mind for no reason, and then I said it involuntarily.

"How do you know?" he stared at me intently for a long time, then scratched his scalp and said, "I can't complain that the master asked me to pick you up, you are really extraordinary, I have practiced for three thousand years, and I still can't reach your foresight, admire and admire." ”

He gave me the most solemn dinosaur salute.

To perform this salute, the front legs are bent to the ground, the chin is against the ground, the hind legs are straight, and the tail is facing the sky. Once this position is set, the second step is to turn the tail, first clockwise three times, and then counterclockwise three times. The larger the circle, the heavier the etiquette.

The tail of our dinosaur is not as flexible as the tail of a dog, and a big tail of more than 200 pounds turns six times, which is more uncomfortable than lifting a barbell.

I was worried that the tail would break off from the roots.

However, this never happened, and after I became the leader, many dinosaurs performed this kind of salute to me, and there was never a broken tail, but some dinosaurs caused cerebral hemorrhages and died.

Crimson was very religious, I don't know what I had done to shake him up like this, I had never been subjected to such a heavy courtesy, I had only seen my father, the leader of the Murmuring tribe, receive such a courtesy before.

When he had finished the six flicks, I followed my father's example, walked up to him, and took three bites from his left ear and three bites on his right ear as a sign of reciprocation, which meant accepting the solemn courtesy of the other party.

I was very cautious when I returned the salute, because I was really hungry, and I was worried that I would accidentally bite her ears and swallow them as grass.

In the end, such an embarrassing thing did not happen, but when I bit my ear, I clearly saw the crimson mouth twitch and twitch.

After all the etiquette was done, Crimson asked me very puzzled, and he spoke in a much more respectful tone than before, and he spoke in honorifics.

"How do you know that I plan to take you to meet the Nine Colored Immortals, and how do you still know that my nickname is Baozi?"

"I mean, if you ate a leek stuffed bun with garlic, that's not what you mean. I hurriedly explained.

Do you think I'll say that, unless I get a donkey kicked in the head.

I quickly understood what was going on, it was this inexplicable sentence I said, which accidentally coincided with the nine-colored fairy he took me to find, and he mistakenly thought that I could pinch it.

I haven't studied the I Ching, I'm absolutely sure of that. But I had to deal with the situation, and I didn't want to tell a lie, so I wouldn't be able to mix it up if he would find out later.

"I have admired it ......for a long time in the depths of my memory," I had to use this sentence to prevaricate, in fact, I had never heard of any nine-colored fairies, nor did I have any memories of nine-colored fairies, but such words were generally very, very effective for such situations.