Awesome.

It's unprecedented! Eternal awesome! Amazing!

The awesome thing about it is that it will make you wonder how this is a game that was released at Gamescom this year with the Lord of the Rings IP!

At this moment!

Almost all the media outlets that have made "anticipation" reviews of this game are all stupid!

I even began to doubt the experience judgment of my ten-year career!

Lord of the Rings IP, 500 million dollars cost!

Do you say that its quality is completely insufficient for this development cost, and there are frequent bugs like "Nightfall Island"?

Not!

Because from the perspective of industrial quality, whether it is the presentation of light and shadow in the game or the dark and cramped mountains, the expressiveness and realism of the picture are very high!

"That is!"

SLGamers associate editor Rye clutched his already few thinning hairs in disbelief, his eyes full of question marks:

"Whether it's the inexplicable automatic adsorption and modeling gaps, or the design that Gollum's face-to-face 'assassination' will not trigger an alarm, it's all intentional by Yunwei!"

"That's the special feature of their game! Characteristic?! ”

“What the hell——？”

"They are ......"

……

“…… Is it a bunch of fucking schizophrenic patients? Otherwise, how did they come up with such an evil protagonist? ”

Similarly, at this moment, Hank, the editor in charge of Hummingbird Games, is also making a sharp explosion:

"From the very beginning when they chose Gollum as the main character, I sensed that something seemed to be wrong,"

"Despite Gollum's popularity as a character throughout the Lord of the Rings,"

"But isn't this thing always the meanest, darkest, and most disgusting character in the Lord of the Rings?!"

"I even thought that they would be like "Fight Club", dividing the two personalities of Gollum and Smeignagall and fighting each other, embodying Gollum's only conscience and the dark and despicable struggle,"

"The result!"

"Thick - Gift Crab! What the fuck did I experience? ”

"How can Kawnick understand that the player wants to experience the inner struggle and struggle of a split personality?"

"And not fucking! Immersive! Play! One! Noisy and annoying! Pointless! Paranoid weird! ”

"God! Pass through! Sickness! ”

"It's just, the—"

……

"Crime! Fucking crime! I reported that Kawnick was using electronic lynching against me! ”

The editor-in-chief of the bonfire game, Ergoujun, roared again and again in the live broadcast room:

"Platform jumping design at the beginning of this century, if a wolf knows he's being compared to this thing, he's going to have to kill Kawnick!"

"What a bi! What a comparison! ”

"It's like a dog lying on the ground forever and can only look up at the sky, just like the state of Cownick when he was a dog to Prestige Di!"

"That shit-like edge adsorption judgment is like Cownick Schrödinger's mom who has been in a superposition of life and death!"

"The unprompted, seemingly close to the climbing point that you can't even spot, makes me feel like Kawnick has put his mother's ashes in a can of milk powder and forced the player to sift the fucking ashes out of the milk powder!"

"This isn't a game! This is a transnational scam! ”

"If MacArthur, the five-star general of the United States, is still alive, he will definitely comment——"

……

"Give him a magic ring, and he'll give you back a schizophrenic Gollum,"

"Give him 500 million costs, and he will give you back a piece of Feitian defense,"

In the live broadcast room, PEW, who did not participate in the Cologne exhibition this time, played MacArthur in the live broadcast room, holding a pipe and saying:

"I thought I was outrageously funny enough for me to lie about letting the GIs go home before Christmas,"

"I never thought that the president of the world's largest comprehensive game manufacturer today would be even more powerful."

"He even called this mosaic a 'game', and even classified it as a 'platforming game',"

"In comparison, SamGu of the Golden Wind has to concede three points,"

"Because Cornick is the real psychopath, Gollum is not so much a conflict between the two personalities of Smeigall and Gollum as it is a multiple-choice question for players-"

"There are two chairs in front of you, one with a lump of defense on top and the other on top of a big dick, and you must sit on one of them and eat the contents of the other chair,"

"He is the genius of torture, the inventor of electronic torture, the real six-star general!"

……

Exploded!

Good news: The word of mouth of "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum" has exploded!

Bad news: The word of mouth of "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum" has exploded!

This world-renowned IP-derived 3S-level work "personally handled" by Kaonick relies on its overwhelming publicity, as well as the same platform jumping design, insincere detail optimization processing, bizarre protagonist settings, imbecile and confused AI logic, as well as the deliberate jump judgment and the tedious ten-hour official rated game process!

In just half an hour after Gamescom, it has reached the absolute top of the red and black list of games in various media!

"The first experience is 1/10! SNG editor-in-chief Simon bluntly said that '1 point is just the limit of the score, not the limit of Gollum'

"Furious Spit! Twitch's well-known game streamer pew sharp comment Gollum! 》

"Dong Shi Xiaofeng? What kind of work did Cocknick, who wanted to emulate Sam's own game, bring? 》

"I thought that Yexia Island was already invincible in the world! Whose subordinate is this Gollum? 》

"Surprise! The widely anticipated 'Gollum of the Rings' score is generally no more than 2/10! 》

《……》

There was an uproar!

In fact!

If "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum" had not been authorized by such a well-known IP, there would have been no overwhelming publicity, and there would have been no near-unanimous evaluation of all media worth looking forward to.

No matter how bad it is, it will not be besieged with such an uproar.

But!

The above-mentioned announcements, it has done it all, and it is a big deal!

It's a day! I made a tiger and made a tiger!

From Ireland to Khitan, everyone knows it, everyone knows it!

From the stock price to the market capitalization, it has risen wildly and set new highs!

It's like a world-renowned group of companies announcing the development of a first-of-its-kind product, and then coming up with a whole bunch of anticipation (physics)!

Anger is no longer enough to describe the mood of media followers from all walks of life!

Unbelievable and unbelievable, it will be their only emotion at the moment!

A sensational collapse, from this moment on, is spreading to the entire game circle!

The collapse of word of mouth and the overwhelming abuse are already the most insignificant and bad consequences of this terrible accident!

The real terrifying consequence is that Yunwei's market capitalization growth, which has just set a record, is evaporating wildly at a speed that is visible to the naked eye......

……

And at this time!

Just when the outside is still in a scorching chaos!

Dream is fighting a tree.

The square sun hung in the sky, and irregular rectangular clouds drifted by.

The water by the lake is sparkling, and the grass under your feet is lush and flourishing.

The years are quiet.

Only the sound of tuk-tuk knocking on wood sounded rhythmically in the world of dreams.

Let's be honest!

Dream doesn't know what he's supposed to do now.

As soon as he entered the game, he was born in a hilly place, surrounded by mountains, rivers and woods.

The backpack slot in the UI is blank.

At the top left of the backpack slot, there are ten pixel-style red hearts, representing the amount of health.

On the upper right, there is a string of ten small hams in pixel style, which is his satiety.

Nope.

That's it.

Although Dream was still a little uncomfortable with this kind of motion pod pixel style, he opened up the game's own workshop and loaded it with a string of high-definition and light and shadow material packs, which took the graphics to a stunning level.

But!

The interface UI is still like this.

So, based on his gaming experience and intuition, Dream decided to try to dig up the wood first:

"I don't know if I can dig like this, Stardew Valley at least had Mayor Lewis's tips and a starter kit at the beginning, and this game didn't ...... anything"

Kiss!

Talking!

Suddenly, there was a soft crisp sound!

Dream watched as a section of the tree trunk in front of him was dug up by himself, and a piece of wood was automatically sucked into his backpack.

And then!

There is no then.

The stump was still stunned on the ground, with an empty section in the middle, and above it was the canopy suspended in the air.

"Ah???h

Dream was stunned for a full two seconds, and let out the sound inherent to the Golden Wind player.

Dude, you're ...... So...... Dangling?

Dream tentatively reached out and swept through the oak gap.

No problem, it's not a bug, that section of the trunk has indeed been dug up by him.

And his tree brother is indeed suspended in the air in this way, standing tall.

The live broadcast room is full of question marks——

‘？？？ ’

'This? Yes? ’

'Why doesn't it fall?' Didn't do the force? Gravitation doesn't exist anymore? ’

'Isn't it? Hahahaha ’

'Don't laugh! Come help me! Newton's coffin board couldn't be pressed! ’

'Don't ask, ask is the game'

'Don't tell me, it's really a feature, it's ...... Yes...... Levitate the block ......'

'I'm grass! It occurred to me that something terrible! Since the block can levitate, wouldn't it be able to build a floating city? ’

'Oh no...... It's kind of interesting'

'This is the setting...... It's pretty golden......

'Too grassy......'

‘……’

Dream was shocked.

The audience was also shocked!

After all, even the most humble game is usually a model that is forced.

Large trees will fall when they are cut down, and physical models suspended in the air will fall to the ground.

It's common sense!

But!

Minecraft defies this common sense, allowing blocks to float in the air on their own!

"Just pay it back...... Quite unexpected......"

Dream is also a little crying and laughing.

As he spoke, he took out the piece of wood that he had just picked up:

"So what's the use of this wood, how should I ......?"

"Oh——!!!"

With dream, put the log into the small space of the HUD UI interface!

Four planks made from logs appeared.

And when Dream has the mentality of trying it out, after filling four squares with four planks!

A boxy workbench is magically combined!

The fantastic adventure of Dream begins with this small workbench......

(End of chapter)