Time passed minute by minute, and the original more than two inches long Nian Xiang burned less than an inch...... Li Huhu's work efficiency is a little low......

Finally, the wind chimes moved, a breeze blew in from outside the house, and the red flame of the candles inside the house turned green.

The incense ash spread on the ground also had shallow small footprints, and I knew that the ghost guest from the underworld had entered the door, so I burned a dozen paper money in front of the ghost, which was actually a bribe. In the yang world, there are people with short mouths and soft mouths, while in the underworld, there is money that can make ghosts grind, money, and it is really a good thing.

Deng Wanwan and Ren Lingling, two big-breasted and brainless women, became nervous at the same time, and they didn't have to think about it, they drank the infinite water and could see the guy in the underworld.

Deng Wanwan is in a better state, after all, she has experienced weirdness with me, Ren Lingling is different, her face turned pale with fright, her hands covered her chin tightly, and she didn't dare to breathe, for fear that the ghost would harm her.

The ghost was more than two meters tall, dressed in a white robe, wearing a big white hat, and his face was wrinkled, like a dying old man, but he was very fierce, so fierce that people didn't dare to approach.

Everything was not beyond my expectations, the master of the Realm Tong, sure enough, asked the ghost to come up and pass the word, and the next thing is to depend on the choice of the ghost brother.

There was a crisp sound of "pop", and the LCD TV playing the island film was smashed; "Pop" was another crisp sound, and the mahjong table was overturned.

Ren Lingling thought that the ghost was angry and almost screamed, so I quickly made a 'shhh' gesture to her, telling her to stop making a noise and continue to wait patiently.

Finally, a chair in front of the wine table is pulled open, and the bottle is suspended in the air, filling a glass of wine.

It sat down, and I was ready to sit down, but was pushed aside by his thick palm, and I fell on my feet.

How so? Although in the past, the master did not treat the ghost with respect as a guest, but he was also polite. As an apprentice of Master Hu Tianshi, I shouldn't have such a big contrast.

I spontaneously had a bad premonition that there must be a demon when something goes wrong.

The ghost came late this time, it's not normal, I've never been smashed when I entered the door before, and I couldn't figure it out, and my brain began to work fast.

Could it be that I did something to offend the ghost uncle, I shouldn't have been, I have always kept the rules of the underworld.

Could it be that Li Huhu offended the Ren family, but soon I denied my conjecture, although Li Huhu is Tai Sui's Yin fate, but after all, it is someone's territory when he arrives at the realm, and he will not make a mistake at all.

Why, exactly?

I can't figure it out after thinking about it, but it seems that I have to say that I have to listen to ghost talk and talk nonsense. Simply, with a horizontal heart, he took out a black lump of balls from the cabinet, and swallowed it with a frowning face full of disgust.

It tasted fishy and disgusting......

"Big brother ghost, can you hear the little brother talking?"

"Hmph, you deserve to stand and talk to me, kneel." The ghost almost shouted angrily, I didn't dare to disobey, and knelt down in a second.

"Dare to ask Uncle Ghost, I do things according to the rules, why are you so angry?" I asked tremblingly.

It didn't talk immediately, but first looked at me from top to bottom, and then asked, "You are, Lao Hu's proud protégé, the 228th generation head of the Extreme Dao Sect, Yangsheng?" ”

Seeing that it was no longer powerful, I bowed my head and replied, "It's the small one." ”

"Uh-hahahaha......" After a burst of sinister laughter, "Okay, for the sake of your master Hu Lao Ghost's face, let's talk at the table, and the two women are also called to serve." ”

After speaking, it was not polite, and directly grabbed a braised chicken and chewed it openly.

If you are not afraid of ghosts eating, you are afraid that ghosts will not eat.

My heart finally settled, and I greeted them and sat them down.

I didn't dare to move, I just stared at the ghost and feasted there.

The braised chicken was killed by it in three times and five divided by two; Then he swallowed the steamed fish in one gulp, chewed it several times, and spit out a whole fish bone spur; Then there is the stewed pork knuckle, and as soon as the mouth of the blood basin is closed, a large bone is pulled out......

In this way, the dishes on the table are being consumed at a rapid pace.

I turned my head to look at Li Huhu, who was still in the yin state, but he was calm, oh yes, he was still in the yin.

"Pour the wine!" The ghost cha stretched out his hand and pointed at Deng Wanwan.

I hurriedly translated the ghost words: "Wanwan, quickly pour wine for the ghost uncle." ”

She didn't dare to slack off, and filled a glass with a shudder.

Maybe because Wanwan is a girl, and she is still in a woman's special menstrual period, the cold aura emanating from the ghost cha makes her a little uncomfortable.

A glass of wine was smothered by it, and he smiled with satisfaction: "I know, you kid has something to ask me, if it weren't for your dead ghost master begging Lao Tzu in vain, Lao Tzu wouldn't have bothered to take care of you." ”

"Lao Tzu asked you, is it something that your master explained, you didn't do it well, and forgot to give the ghost uncle a gift in return?"

I'm a little bit at a loss for the second monk, I don't know why.

"That uncle ordered you, on the day your master died, our brothers in the underworld picked him up, and later ordered the four shadows to carry his coffin. Do you really think that ghosts don't charge money when they do personnel? ”

I was awakened by its words, the master's last words before his death:

"Disciple, you have to remember that when I went out of the funeral, you just held the bluestone tombstone and walked the road to the Gen position of Ao Mountain, no matter what movement there was on the way, don't look back, let alone care, remember! Remember! ”

I actually forgot the last words of the master, no wonder the ghost almost came up to give me a dismount.

When people deal with ghosts, it is the same as when people interact with people, ghosts respect people, and people respect ghosts.

I hurriedly poured a glass of wine, drank it all, and apologized.

"The villain's brain is not good, annoyed the ghost uncle, please don't care about the villain, in the future, the villain must burn more paper to pay respect."

"Even if you know each other, fortunately, Lao Tzu was on duty on the day you carried the coffin for your master, otherwise you would have suffered. That stick of incense, burn for another minute at most, if you have something to ask, after asking, I will pull Xuansheng up. ”

"Yes, now I'm being entangled by a snake-eyed female ghost and a resentful spirit, and they've become one, what's the explanation?"

"Hmph, your master, that old boy, has already told you with a trick, don't ask me."

"When I was a child, I was going to see the abnormality of the ancestral grave of the Ren family, may I ask if it was auspicious or evil?"

"Evil is auspicious, auspicious is fierce!"

"Then ......," I didn't ask, but the ghost held out a big ghost hand to stop.

"The hour has come! The old man goes, too! ”

After speaking, it turned into a gust of black wind, hovering and flying out of the window, leaving a sentence echoing in the distance, "Hehe, the apprentice of Old Taoist Hu Shi, interesting, interesting." ”

Li Huhu sat up abruptly and complained, "Yangsheng, you did a good thing!" ”

I'm a little confused.

"The master told you to hold the bluestone tombstone and walk the road to the Gen position of Ao Mountain, you forgot such an important thing, which angered the ghost and caused the master to not eat incense for three days."

I finally understood why we couldn't light incense for a few days on end.

Deng Wanwan exerted another 100,000 whys, "Yangsheng, I didn't expect you to understand the ghost and chat with the ghost." ”

She didn't say it didn't matter, and when she said it, I felt sick to my stomach.

"Yo-yo, what's wrong with you?"

I forcibly endured my nausea and said, "You don't know, in order to talk to the ghost, I swallowed the word pill, which is made of buried corpse soil, and there is humus, urine, and a little ...... in it."

I couldn't help but retch, "One more point...... Cow poop. ”