Chapter 103 Ji Immortals

The three people who came in were all old, a man and a woman in front of them should be Ma Tianyi's parents, they were full of sadness, without a little stretching expression, followed by an old man with white hair and beard wearing an old-fashioned Zhongshan suit and a bit of a feng shui gentleman.

The whole room was sad, but the oldest old man had a proud face, as if all the strange and strange appearances were not worth mentioning in his eyes.

When Deng Wanwan saw the visitor, she couldn't hold back her nervous nerves anymore, called out to her uncle and aunt, and repeated her cousin's strange behavior and reaction to the two of them just now.

As the saying goes, family ugliness should not be publicized, as soon as Ma Tian had this incident, they would try their best to cover it up and not let outsiders know, and they were very unhappy when they saw my strange face.

The woman pulled Deng Wanwan behind her, protected her, and looked at me with vigilant eyes.

And the man took a step forward and stood in front of me, his eyes revealed hostility, and he had a posture of bombarding me out, they didn't know that I was called by Deng Wanwan, so at this moment, they thought I was uninvited.

"Who are you? How did you get to my house? What are you doing at my house? "The man was very polite, as if I was the one who started the whole thing.

I know that they have a deep misunderstanding of me, if it weren't for Deng Wanwan's face, I wouldn't be here at all, but I am also a temperamental person, kindly came to help, and was treated like this, I was very unhappy, and I stood there without saying a word.

"Ask you! Are you mute? Say, what are you doing at my house? The man was furious, as if he was going to blast me out of the door in the next second.

"Uncle, don't say that, he's a friend I called over to help."

The man who lost his temper still didn't believe it, and still said in a tough tone, "Friend? What friends? If it's a friend, you shouldn't bring it home! He turned his complaining eyes on Deng Wanwan again.

"Uncle, don't be angry, his name is Zhang Ruoxu, he is really my friend, or mine, boyfriend." Deng Wanwan was a little shy, it turned out that he hadn't made my relationship with her public among relatives and friends.

"That...... Uncle, if he is a knowledgeable person, he helped move the grave of the former President Ren's family, and the strange illness of the chairman of the Ren Group was also taken care of by them, and I called him over to show his cousin. Ren Lingling was afraid that there would be any unpleasantness again, so she hurriedly said.

The three people who just entered the door were immediately stunned, and the three pairs of eyes began to look at me in unison, and from looking at my eyes, I knew that they were suspicious, doubting whether I really had two shots, but Deng Wanwan's uncle still turned his face and said contemptuously: "Just such a stinky boy, can understand the five elements of yin and yang, and the metaphysics of feng shui?" Hum! ”

Deng Wanwan's aunt also echoed on the side, "That is, he is so young, how high his cultivation can be, I'm afraid that the road he has traveled is not as much salt as we eat!" ”

When I saw that the old couple looked like they were judging people by their appearance, I wanted to laugh, and finally I spoke.

"Uncle, aunt, it's not right for you to say that! Who said that the older you are, the more capable you are? Don't judge people by their appearance, do you know Yue Yun, the son of General Yue Fei? At the age of twelve, he went into battle to kill the enemy! ”

Deng Wanwan's uncle and aunt did not reply to my arrogant and impolite answer, but they still did not change their attitude.

Deng Wanwan tried her best to defend me, "Uncle, aunt, you really underestimate Zhang Ruoxu, I have seen his skills, not only can he break his head but also destroy the ghost." ”

Looking at Deng Wanwan's expression didn't look like telling a lie again, his uncle and mother still cast a look of expectation at me, and sure enough, my relatives still believed in my relatives.

Before I could speak, the old man with a big shelf behind them stopped doing it, and said in a weird tone: "Hmph, nonsense, it's really nonsense, since you have already found a good person to save the scene, please ask the old man to do something." That's it, the old man took his leave. ”

After saying that, the arrogant old man glared at me fiercely, turned his head and walked out.

Deng Wanwan's uncle and aunt were in a hurry, their faces immediately pulled down, and they said good things and paid for it, "Ji Shenxian, you dissipate your anger, the two of us have worked so hard for you to come, we just can trust you, my niece is not sensible, don't be like a child, you have to be old for this kind of work." ”

This sycophant was filmed, which made Ji Shenxian happy, and his sad face instantly turned into a smile, and he didn't forget to tease me, "That's it, relying on such a little doll who doesn't know how high the sky is and how deep the sea is, and doesn't delay everyone." ”

After Ji Shenxian finished speaking, he raised the crutch in his hand and pointed at me, "I'm not very old, my ability to be a Mongolian person is not small, you kid will stay aside for me." ”

I was not angry but happy, it was really interesting to meet such an old god who loves to brag and calls himself a fairy, I decided to let this old burlesque show first to see how many pounds and taels he is.

Deng Wanwan's aunt said to her: "Xiao Wan'er, Fairy Ji is here, there is no time for you here, your object is here, you go out to play, you don't have to worry about this." ”

The old couple still didn't trust me, Deng Wanwan quit, just wanted to open her mouth to make a defense, but I pulled her over, and said first: "Since there is Ji Shenxian here, then the junior will leave, if Ji Shenxian can't handle it, remember to ask Wan'er to find me again." ”

Ji Shenxian's face changed again after a brush, and the speed of changing his face was like a chameleon, "You are so arrogant in this life, what do you mean I can't handle it?" Listen to you, you're pretty good, huh? Stinky boy, give your name. ”

I wanted to laugh when I saw his angry appearance, but I didn't say anything polite to him, and reported it directly, "Ji Shenxian, then you can listen well, I am the Taoist sect established since the beginning of Chinese civilization, the 228th generation head of the extreme Taoist sect, Zhang Ruoxu, the Taoist name Yangsheng, and the family teacher is the famous Fenglei Daoist, Hu Tianshi." ”

"What? Extreme Daoist faction, Wind Thunder Daoist Hu Tianshi? Hmph, not even a name. What a mess, I haven't heard of it, it's all unknown people. ”

After he said this, I wanted to laugh even more, the real Taoist disciple, who doesn't know the extreme Taoist sect, who doesn't know the name of my master Fenglei Daoist, and doesn't even understand the Taoist family's habit of only emphasizing the Taoist name and not the name, and still calling himself an immortal?

"Hmph, be careful to make people laugh off their big teeth." I teased him in my heart.

Ji Shenxian laughed again, "Yellow-haired Xiaoer, do you know who the old man is?" Tell you, the old man is the most famous feng shui master in the land of Kyushu, Ji Tiangang. ”

"Ji Tiangang, you still Yuan Tiangang!" I laughed at him again in my heart, I really don't bother to listen to him anymore, let's let him show his skills as soon as possible, and see how he makes a fool of himself.

I coughed, clenched my hands into fists, leaned forward slightly, and pretended to be polite: "It turned out to be Ji Tiangang, Ji Da Immortal, the younger generation has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, since you have come forward, then I think no matter how difficult the evil is, it can only escape." Your old name is called a loud one, boy, I have long been like thunder, and today I saw the great immortal casting spells, which is really a blessing for three lives. ”

Since I can show my face on the way of exorcism, and I also fooled Deng Wanwan's uncle and aunt for a while, I do have some ability, but it is not the ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons, but the ability to deceive people.

This kind of person pretends to be a capable immortal god, in fact, he is just a charlatan who sells dog meat on the head of a sheep, if he encounters someone who doesn't know how to do it or happens to be a blind cat touching a dead mouse, he is considered lucky, today's so-called Ji Shenxian encountered a real ghost, I want to see how he exorcises ghosts in a while.

Ji Shenxian didn't hear the meaning of my painting, and thought that I was praising him, and suddenly he was so proud that he couldn't find the north, revealing the appearance of a worldly master, as if Da Luo Jinxian had to call him a master in front of him.

"Little doll, you're quite sensible, I won't care about you in general, today I'll let you see what the real Taoism is."

I was really about to burst out laughing, but I still restrained myself and tried not to laugh out loud, and continued to compliment: "Since Ji Shenxian is willing to make a move, then boy, I look forward to you showing your talents, seeing your old demeanor, I am also a good apprentice." ”

This so-called Ji Shenxian was even more fluttering, and immediately decided to accept me as an apprentice, originally I thought he would continue to show off to me, but I didn't expect him to be so thick-skinned.

"Well, boy, you can show me."

After speaking, he took the steps of not recognizing his six relatives and strode towards the second floor.

I thought about it, and I didn't say anything more, my original intention was to see him make a fool of himself, to see how much his operation could anger the three ghosts in this room! When he is embarrassed, wouldn't it be better for me to poke him in front of him.

Ji Shenxian also had a somewhat professional posture, and took out a real compass from his satchel, and paced around the second floor in a careless manner, but he didn't drill into Ma Tianyi's room.

I wanted to laugh when I saw his funny appearance, the three ghosts were in the room, and they just went in, and they were pretending to be wandering outside......

When Ji Shenxian was pacing back and forth, he suddenly made an oops, which scared everyone except me, Deng Wanwan's aunt was the most sensitive, and she hurriedly asked what was wrong?

Ji Shenxian twisted his white beard and said, "Your son is evil, it's nothing else, it's he who offended the Stove God." ”

"Ah, why did you offend the Stove God?"

"Your son is too chong, his mouth is not clean, he usually loves to chew the root of his tongue, I don't know which sentence is not right, this is not the god of the stove does not like to listen, so he will punish him."

I glanced at him, this season fairy is really good at, they all say that the right medicine, someone is a son is wrong, and he wants to pull it to the prince of the stove. This set of nonsense is the real superstition, I can guess what he is going to say next, it is nothing more than nonsense about a lot of feng shui metaphysics, which no one can understand, and then ask for money.

I decided not to watch him perform anymore, but to lure the ghost out and fix this liar properly.