Chapter 118: Playing with the Old Aunt
The troublesome old aunt didn't expect me to suddenly jump out to scare him, and almost turned her back in one breath, covering her chest, frightened, "Oops, scared me to death, scared me to death, where did you jump out of the damaged goods, lack of virtue or not?" ”
"Auntie, I'm a ghost! Don't you remember? ”
The old aunt was full of disgust, and said, "What the hell, you are pretending to be a ghost, will the ghost have a shadow?" ”
I smiled, took a wet towel from the service desk of the sales department, wiped the bloody face in front of the aunt, and a familiar face appeared in front of her.
"Ah...... You...... Isn't it dead? Hell. "I just said that I wasn't a ghost aunt, but now I'm scared to the point of schizophrenia.
"Hehe, didn't you just say that I wasn't a ghost?" I smiled at her, but then changed my attitude and said fiercely, "Do you think that you have beaten me to death in front of the gate of Phoenix, you are on the street?" ”
After saying that, I pinched the horizontal flesh on her face with my hand, and I could pinch out the oil with a handful.
The old aunt was stunned, standing in place without moving, no matter how hard I tried to pinch her face, it had no effect, and I dared to love this stupid old lady who was dizzy.
So, I walked to the rest area of the sales department again, took a paper cup of water and splashed her face, and she came back to her senses.
"Old woman." I yelled in her ear.
"Ahh She was startled, woke up, looked at me with palpitations, and kept muttering, "You...... You ......"
I stood in front of her, stared at her fiercely, and said, "Don't, you, yours!" Let me tell you, I am a human being, a real living being! Last time, you beat me so badly in Phoenix that you almost sent me to see the Grim Reaper, you ran away after you beat someone, and you paid me for my medical expenses, hospitalization expenses, mental damages, lost work expenses, and nutrition expenses. ”
As soon as she heard me slander her, she was instantly stupid, in fact, how could I have so much expense, it was nothing more than to scare this thief woman, and the old aunt who was still dancing her teeth and claws just now instantly became a dog.
"Oh, it's people! OK...... Eh, young man, you can't rely on me alone, there are more people who beat you, and besides, it's none of my business how strong a woman I am! ”
I saw that she denied me, took out her mobile phone and threatened her, either lose money, or I will call the police to deal with it, and take you back to the bureau to make an interrogation record first.
As soon as I heard that I was going to call the police, my aunt was cowardly again, more cowardly than when I lied to her just now, so I decided to strike while the iron was hot.
"Hmph, this matter is not over, don't you have a house in Qinglong Bay? Press me the real estate certificate first, or press me the purchase contract. I'm going to go to court to sue you for intentionally hurting me, and when the verdict comes down, I'll ask you for compensation, and if you can't pay it, I'll enforce your house. ”
When the aunt heard this, she was anxious, and sat on the ground with a plop, so anxious that she cried, "Young man, you spare the aunt, people finally got such a big house for the aunt, and you have to be blackmailed." ”
"I finally gave you a house." Her unintentional words made me feel tired, and sure enough, someone behind her was behind her back, and I continued to perform.
"Hmph, if I spare you, then I will be beaten in vain? Cut, not 300,000 yuan, this matter is not over, say, you live in a few buildings, a few units, a few households, and you can't get my compensation for a day, I'll live in your house for a day. "I admire my rogue tricks.
The old aunt ignored me, only caring about herself crying and complaining, I asked her several times, but still didn't ask, so I simply didn't ask, and turned my head directly and pointed to a sales lady behind Ren Lingling and shouted: "Who is that!" The sales lady, please go into the system to check what number of units and households this old aunt registers in. ”
"Ah......" The sales lady was stunned and didn't know which one I was singing.
Seeing that she didn't understand what I meant, I quickly squeezed my eyes at Ren Lingling, she immediately turned her head and nodded to the sales lady, and the sales lady reacted and ran into the office in a bumpy manner, and in just three minutes, she came to me with an A4 paper with a handwriting.
"Sir, this is the resident information you wanted."
I smiled when I held it in my hand, looked at the old aunt proudly, squatted in front of her and said, "I'm sorry aunt, I'll go home in a while to get my bedding roll and live in your house." ”
As soon as I got up, the old aunt hugged my left leg, snot and cried with tears: "Young man, my aunt is old, her husband is dead, and she doesn't have a son and a half daughter, so you should take pity on me and spare me this time." ”
I didn't appreciate it at all, and replied directly, "Damn, I pity you, who pities me, how much did I spend on hospitalization, do you know?" Less TM to this set. ”
I pretended to break free but deliberately didn't, in order to find the best time to get something out of the mouth of this wicked woman.
She hugged my leg so hard that she didn't sprinkle, crying and shouting and begging me to let her go, I didn't pay attention to it at all, and continued to pretend that there was no negotiation, performing in front of such a large group of melon-eating people, waiting for someone to be a good person to help.
Soon, voices were heard from the crowd.
"Young man, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, you see this aunt is strange and pitiful, you can open the net."
"That's right, my aunt is so miserable, can't you do a good deed?"
"It's not right for her to beat people, but she's really pitiful, you will suffer a loss, and you should do a good deed!"
I saw that the opportunity had come, so I bent down to help my aunt up, and said, "Okay, everyone has interceded for you, so I'll ask you for less money, let's find a place to talk." ”
I looked around, and the north side of the sales department was a model room with four units, so I asked for the opinion of the next Ren Lingling, whether I could use the model room to communicate with me about compensation, and she agreed.
I asked the old aunt to go into one of the houses first, and asked the sales lady to help me get two cups of pure water, and then slowly walked in front of the Ren sisters, and whispered: "Mr. Ren, you stay and continue to stabilize these people, I have a way, Miss Three, you come in with me." ”
"Ahem...... This young lady, can you please come into the model room with me, I will mediate with the aunt just now, and please be a witness. ”
"Okay." Ren Qianqian agreed, almost laughing, and followed me into the model room that the aunt had just entered.
The shrew was already sitting on the couch, her eyes swollen from crying, and I really scared her, and I felt a little too bad, but when I thought about her villainous behavior, I thought she deserved it.
"Auntie, you're not afraid, I won't lie to you, come and drink a glass of water first." I handed her one of the glasses of water and sat down on the couch next to her and drank it.
"This young lady, please record a video." I turned on the recording function of my phone and handed it to Ren Qianqian.
Auntie's face looked a little better, I smiled slightly, and said, "I don't want your compensation, but you have to tell me the truth." ”
She nodded, and finally tasted the taste of man-made swords and fish and meat.
Some people died, but not completely......