Chapter 156: Pretending to be a woman and entering the women's bathroom
"Knock, knock, knock" A quick knock on the door interrupted my conversation with Zhang Xiaosi.
"Enter." Zhang Xiaosi opened his mouth and shouted.
A policewoman entered Zhang Xiaosi's office with a man with a dead face.
The man didn't say a word, he knelt down in front of us, "Officer, officer, please save me, I don't want to die." ”
I looked at this frightened man, his eyes were bloodshot, his voice was hoarse, his bean was in a cold sweat, and his demeanor was full of joy, I was afraid that he had just experienced something terrible.
Zhang Xiaosi asked the policewoman to help him sit down, then walked to the water dispenser, took out a paper cup and filled it with water, handed it to the surprised man, and comforted him: "Don't worry, you drink some water first, if you have anything to say, speak slowly." ”
The man drank the water in two sips, finally calmed down a little, and said, "Officer, I, I surrender, you have to protect me!" ”
These words made the two of us understand, Zhang Xiaosi opened his mouth and asked him: "Look at what scares you, let's say, what do you have to explain." ”
The man swallowed hard, gasped and said, "An hour ago, I passed by Danlan Street, and a woman wearing a blue cheongsam and dressed very charmingly waved at me and asked me if I was playing. I was tired after a day's work, and I wanted to go back to bed early, but I couldn't stand her teasing, so we ......."
Speaking of which, the man was stuck, and the words behind him were not easy to say, but we all understood what it meant, Zhang Xiaosi directly singled out, "Later, you will go to open a room and do indescribable things, right?" ”
"No, no! I saw that she was pretty, and I just wanted her to mouth me, and then I took her into a corner where no one was around, and I took off my pants, and I took off only my panties. Then, let him serve me, who knows, this bite is so ruthless, it bites me painfully. ”
When the man said this, he convulsed, no accident, and the next thing to talk about was the most terrifying part, "She bit me painfully, so I scolded her and pushed her." Then, she said to me, you are looking for death! I think you bit me, and you were so bad at me, I didn't even mention my pants, and I picked up a brick from the ground. Then ......"33
Zhang Xiaosi was impatient, patted the table and reprimanded him, I made a gesture to Zhang Xiaosi, and said: "Stop, you see his incoherent state, can you explain it clearly?" ”
I stared into his eyes, and there was no sparkle in his eyes except fear or fear, "Then, did you see a terrible scene, her eyes are not human eyes, her pupil slit shape, vertical pupils, or yellow pupils." ”
I guessed correctly, and he continued, "Yes, that's the kind of eyes you mentioned, and not only that, but her mouth is so big, and her two big teeth in her upper jaw are long and sharp. ”
I laughed, and according to the man's description, it was the ghost prostitute who almost killed him.
I asked, "Then how did you escape?" Supposedly you have no chance of escaping from it! ”
The man stood up tremblingly, pointed to his crotch, and I saw that his crotch was already wet, and it was his unconscious peeing, just on top of the ghost prostitute's spirit, that saved his life. However, the only urine that can drive away ghosts is boy urine, and there is no doubt that this person is a chick.
He's miserable enough, he can't be romantic, he almost put his life into it, and if he is like this again, I'm afraid he will be sexually impotent in the future.
"Where did you get bitten by him? Say it. I seized the opportunity to ask.
"In Danlan Street, in the southernmost small aisle, next to the public toilet, there are few people, and it is not bright."
I glanced at Zhang Xiaosi and said, "It's okay, the rest of the matter, follow the procedures of your police, I have to call my two guys to work." ”
Zhang Xiaosi nodded to me and said to the policewoman in the house: "You first take him to the case-handling area, let the policeman on duty today ask him for a material, and then notify the police station on Danlan Street to come and take him away." ”
The policewoman said yes and took the man out, who had almost lost his soul.
I glanced up at the clock hanging on the wall, eleven o'clock, and then went out, and when I just opened the door, I was stopped, "Zhang Ruoxu!" ”
"What's the matter?" I couldn't figure out what was going on when I was suddenly stopped by Zhang Xiaosi, so I turned my head and asked him.
"Be careful, make sure you come back safely."
I really didn't expect this to come out of his mouth, his character is not like this, could it be ...... Forget it, I don't want to, it's important to catch ghosts.
I smiled at him and turned to go out, not forgetting to close the door.
Danlan Street is not far from the city police station, I walked with Li Huhu and Geng Biaobiao for more than ten minutes, and as soon as I arrived here, I was surrounded by a large group of women with heavy makeup, and the topic they talked to us about was nothing more than whether handsome guys could play or not, only five hundred at a time, and I would spend the night with me to ensure that you were satisfied.
In normal times, I wouldn't come here at all, not only because this is the notorious red light street, which is a good place for law enforcement officers to fish, but more importantly, there are all kinds of people here.
Besides, this is one of the most famous public security spots in Shihou City, if you are caught by law enforcement officers, it doesn't matter if you are fined or detained, it is not good-looking; was a little more unlucky, jumped by the immortals, and was blackmailed for tens of thousands of yuan at once, and he could only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering......
"Go, go, go, all tmd fuck off, fuck off." Li Huhu drove away these women who came up viciously, and they immediately didn't dare to come to us.
is still Tai Sui's yin life, and the disasters in the world are all avoided, plus the cross scar on his forehead, it is even more forced.
We crossed Danlan Street, to the southernmost end, a fishy and sassy smell of feces and urine came to our faces, we were all very uncomfortable with this stench, especially Geng Biaobiao pinched his nose and said: "What kind of bad taste does that prostitute client have, where is it not good, choose such a stinky place!" ”
Listening to him complain, I didn't say anything, no one in normal people wants to come to such a dirty place, not only stinks, but also very unhygienic, but for the ghosts of the netherworld, this is a good place, because it is heavy here.
"Yangsheng, do you feel the breath of a ghost?" Li Huhu asked.
I stood there and held my breath, devoting myself to the breath of the ghost, "I feel it, but it's very faint, it should be in the women's bathroom." ”
"But, why didn't the finger needle respond? Isn't it broken? Geng Biaobiao said.
Li Huhu said: "Impossible, the ghost needle is very sensitive, unless the ghost qi is too weak, then the ghost needle will not be felt." ”
When I walked to the entrance and exit of the women's toilet and felt it again, I said with certainty, "It's inside, it's wrong!" ”
"So what are you waiting for? Get on board! "Li Huhu urged me to go in and catch ghosts.
As soon as I was about to go in, I stopped, turned around and said, "How do you get in?" I'm a man. ”
"Look at what you said, which of us isn't a man? Anyway, you have to enter, you are the head. Geng Biaobiao said it directly.
My temper came up, and I walked in front of Geng Biaobiao like Sun Wukong twisting Zhu Bajie's ears, and twisted his ears, "You dead fat man, why, I have to enter if I am the head, and if you want to enter, you will enter, you are a cultivator." ”
Li Huhu also helped: "Yangsheng, you should come in, this ghost has no ability, and it is not easy to catch it when you go in!" ”
"Phew, rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will enter, and one sentence will win or lose." I saw that the two of them partnered with me, so they used the fairest method.
"Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors."
In the third game, rock-paper-scissors turned out of the paper, a big palm and a fat hand were out of the cloth, and only my black paw came out of the stone......
"Hey, boss, please!" The two of them said in unison, it really felt like they were in trouble.
"Can't get in! No clothes! "I'm a scoundrel.
Geng Biaobiao smiled evilly and said, "This is easy to do, wait." ”
He turned around and walked towards Danlan Street, and came back with a paper bag after a while, "Fourth Senior Brother, please!" ”
I gave him a blank look, took the paper pocket and went into the men's bathroom, and when I came out, I wore a yellow wig, a maid's dress, and high socks to hide my heavy leg hair.
When the two of them saw me dressed like this, they covered their mouths and said that I looked good.
I ignored the ridicule of the two of them, rolled my eyes, and strode into the women's restroom.
Some people died, but not completely......