Chapter 194: Urine Bath
The rooster crows, the sun rises, it's a new day, I looked at my phone, the time is just six o'clock, it's not too early or not too late, and now the long-cherished wish of covering the town has been completed, and the ghosts of the town have been solved.
In fact, Deng Wanwan's playmates are also poor children, but unfortunately they strayed into the extremely yin town, were confused by ghosts, and couldn't find the exit before finally dying......
Perhaps, I shouldn't go in and disturb them, so that even if they can't be reincarnated, they can keep playing around the town unrestrainedly, but they will always have one less partner, which is Deng Wanwan.
It's the same ghost, Teng Teng's solution is different from that of Xiaoping and Dabao, I really can't imagine that there is an old zombie living in this deep mountain, but this zombie with half of his face rotten is not powerful, because it only belongs to the second rank of zombies, white zombie.
White zombie, the body of this zombie will grow fluffy white hair a month after entering the corpse ground, not the skin is white, this zombie is very easy to deal with, slow to move, afraid of light, also afraid of fire, afraid of water, afraid of chickens, afraid of dogs, and even afraid of people, as for why Teng Teng was sucked by Bai Zombie, naturally because Teng Teng fell and was about to die.
Although, after not closing my eyes all night and tossing for a night, I was so tired that I collapsed, but I also achieved my goal and lifted Deng Wanwan's karma.
Out of the cave and then look at the cliff mouth, there is a very narrow path, you can climb up, it is estimated that Teng Teng was too much to climb down the mountain from the cliff mouth, a stumbling down the cliff, hey, bear child!
I didn't choose this shortcut up the mountain, I still took a long detour, little by little to the village, this time I was not in a hurry, and my mood was a lot more relaxed, just walked back slowly, not to mention, I didn't pretend to be in my heart, I really felt a lot more flexible.
The mountain road is difficult to walk, no guide not to say, the thorny mountains and forests will my arms, neck, ankle and neck all the exposed skin almost all scraped, and when I walked back to Deng Wanwan's hometown of the mountain village, the body has been covered with scratches, although, not deep, but one by one, one by one is obvious.
As soon as I entered the mountain village, I saw the king of the sea, who was alone under the old banyan tree at the entrance of the village, sipping wine one after another, seeing that I came back alive, he unconsciously squirted out a sip of wine.
He looked at me like he had seen a ghost in broad daylight, and he ran away.
"What a weirdo!" I teased him and walked on, and Uncle Deng Wanwan's house was in front of me.
Who knew that at this time, I was inexplicably splashed with liquid, the smell was harsh, fishy, made me feel very disgusting, just about to turn my head, a sanitary napkin completely soaked in liquid fell from my head, and there was a large red ...... in the middle
"I'm ......" I was angry, turned my head, and saw that the king of the sea was holding a urine bucket in his hand......
It turned out that this old boy did it, and he actually brought out the bucket that their family used to urinate and splashed me. My anger instantly rose up, and I stepped forward in three steps, kicked him down with a flying kick, and greeted him with a fist in the face.
I don't know how many punches I made, but I was stopped, "Stop fighting!" ”
The voice is so familiar, and when I look back, it is Deng Wanwan, her eyes are red, obviously she has just cried, and when she saw me wet all over her body, she complained, "Where are you going?" When I wake up early in the morning, I don't see you! Everyone said you went to town, and it scared me to death! ”
After speaking, he ran towards me, and when he was about to walk to me, he suddenly stopped and said in disgust: "What does your body smell like?" Stinks to death! ”
As soon as I said this, I looked at the king who was rubbed on the ground by me, and he was begging me for mercy with a blue nose and swollen face.
Lifted him up and said angrily: "It's him, this neurotic, who poured a bucket of urine on me indiscriminately, it's disgusting." ”
Deng Wanwan looked at the king of the sea and said in surprise, "Brother Chai, what is good about you, he is a human being, and others can't get out of the town, but he can, because he is a Heavenly Master." ”
Only then did the king of the sea know that he had misunderstood me, and hurriedly made amends, I saw that it was his own person, so he let go of him, and Deng Wanwan began to shout loudly in the village again: "Folks, it's okay, it's all right, this Taoist who came back is a person!" ”
At this time, the talents in the village came out in twos and threes, most of them were middle-aged and elderly people in their fifties and sixties, and they were all young people who were forty years younger than Uncle Deng Wanwan. 33
"It's really a Taoist master, disrespectful, disrespectful."
"Don't look at him as young and strong."
"For many years, no one dared to go to the town, and he solved it as soon as he went, which is amazing!"
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Everyone complimented me, which made me very embarrassed, not because of their words, but because of the smell of urine on my body, coupled with the hot weather, I was about to be fainted.
"Okay, you all stop for a while, I have to wash my urine quickly."
Then they scattered around me, and I grabbed the king by the collar again, and said, "You boy, my clothes stink, go and find me clothes and shoes and socks, and they need to be clean." Otherwise, I'll beat you. ”
The king didn't dare to slack off, so he agreed and went home to find clothes.
I followed Deng Wanwan back to my uncle's house and entered a simple room made of wood, with only a large water tank and a wooden scoop, which is how people in the mountains take a bath.
"It's hard!" I complained, so I took off my clothes, shoes and socks, and threw them into a large plastic bag, intending to throw them away when I was done.
I washed for two hours, and I washed a jar of water to the bottom, but I still smelled some stinking smell on my body, which may be a psychological effect, but today I was inexplicably splashed with a bucket of urine, first I was taken a bath by urine, and now I have to bathe with water so hard, I am annoyed to think about it.
I washed it again, and it finally didn't stink so much, I changed my clothes, put on my old cloth shoes and walked out, but my clothes were missing, and it seemed that someone had already thrown them at me.
"Yangsheng!"
Deng Wanwan called me, I looked at her, she changed her style, with a bow tied in her long hair, wearing a light pink short-sleeved shirt and a pair of light yellow shorts, and a pair of white canvas shoes.
My eyes lit up, she has always been shown to me as an urban woman, and today this pure and beautiful shape, I have seen it for the first time, and it is really - love.
I walked slowly towards her, touched her hair, and said, "Wan'er, you are so beautiful!" ”
Some people died, but not completely......