"Bang ......"

A quick and fast sound woke me up from my sleep again, and when I opened my phone, it was 5:5 in the morning.

"Damn."

I broke a mouthful, sat up from the bed very unhappily, began to dress, came back at half past twelve, and was woken up after sleeping for less than four hours.

As soon as I got dressed and walked out of the room, Li Huhu scolded and opened the courtyard door, and scolded the people who came in, "You want to die, knock so quickly, we can't sleep?" ”

"Uncle, uncle, you are my uncle, please, save me, I'm afraid I won't be able to take my life."

"What's the matter, you have to die or live! I won't pick it up today, I'll come back after ten o'clock! Li Huhu gave the order to evict the guests and began to push people out vigorously.

"Uncle, oh no, grandpa, please, I hit a ghost, you can do it, save me!"

Listening to the old man, crying so much that the pear blossoms brought rain, it was very miserable, I opened my mouth and yawned a lot, and said: "Okay Xuansheng, it's not easy for people to come all the way, and I'm still in such a hurry, call him in." ”

Li Huhu was still very unhappy, and shouted to the man who was crying urgently: "The master told you to go in, what are you waiting for, go in!" ”

The old man entered the courtyard, and as soon as he saw my face, he fell to his knees with a puff and kowtowed vigorously.

Looking at his appearance of not being a ghost or a ghost, he was in a trance to the point of incoherence, and he didn't know what a terrible thing had happened to him, and he could scare a dignified seven-foot man into such a look.

After all, ordinary people have no experience of encountering ghosts

Xu Chengcheng, who had just dressed and walked out of the house, quickly helped the old man up when he saw this posture, and comforted: "Master, don't worry, if you have something to say, say it slowly!" ”

Geng Biaobiao also came out of the room, still holding a bottle of Jinmailang brand Liangbai Kai in his hand, unscrewed it and handed it to the old man, "That's it, what you say, our Extreme Taoist School is the most popular Taoist store in this area." ”

When the old man heard this, he felt a little more secure in his heart, took a breath of cold white given to him by Geng Biaobiao, and drank a fine light, which made me completely confused, what kind of thirst this old man had!

"I, my name is Zhao Da, and I'm forty-four years old......"

He was still panting, not speaking fluently, obviously not resting yet, Xu Chengcheng interjected and teased: "Master, are you forty-four years old?" How do I look at you like you are fifty-four years old, look at the wrinkles on your face, you look like an old man in a sixtieth year. ”

Zhao Da finally took a break and replied: "Hey, I, I have no culture and no technology, so I can drive a car, but I don't have the money to buy procedures, so I can only do the work of a black car." This year is the tenth year that I have driven a black car, I go out late and return early every day, every day, the black and white reversal of the schedule, I am used to it, so I age faster than others. ”

"Alright, alright, let's get down to business!" Impatient, I interrupted him and asked him to pick and choose the main points.

Zhao Da said seriously, "Don't look at me driving a black car, my car is not really black, it's white, I also asked our village to dance the great god, and I gave it to you with holy water." ”

Hearing what he said, I wanted to laugh, the dancing god still believes, there is no Taoist basis at all, and the skills of the Taoist are all stinky by these dancing gods.

"I'm a person, since I was a child, I was told that I was going to commit evil in my life, and I was easy to attract evil spirits, and I am now older, and my courage is also small, I don't know why, maybe it's because I'm running a night train now! Therefore, I drove a white car, and there was a talisman hung in the car, which could ward off evil spirits, and it was still Ji Tiangang, and Ji Shenxian gave the talisman that had opened the light. ”

"Ji Tiangang?"

"Ji Shenxian?"

As soon as I heard this, the four of us all laughed back and forth, since I went to Uncle Deng Wanwan's house that time, and learned the appearance of Ji Immortal from the three of them that day, this Ji Tiangang has become our joke after dinner, and we have nothing to do to tease him.

Seeing that we were smiling happily, Zhao Da didn't understand, and asked worriedly, "What are you all laughing at?" ”

Geng Biaobiao asked him, "Then why didn't you go to find Ji Shenxian and come to us?" ”

"Immortal Ji said that he washed his hands in a golden basin and recommended me to come to you."

I can't imagine that Ji Shenxian, an old liar in the rivers and lakes, can still do some personnel, after he was rectified by a real ghost that time, he didn't dare to be abducted and deceived in the society anymore, and if someone else exorcizes ghosts, he will recommend it to us, which is really ironic.

"What is the talisman that Immortal Ji gave you?" I asked.

"Hey, you have a great history, the Tianbao Tongbao of the Five Emperors' Money."

After saying this, I couldn't help laughing out loud, and after laughing for a while, I said to him: "The five emperor money has Kaiyuan Tongbao, but there is no Tianbao Tongbao, let me tell you, Kaiyuan and Tianbao are the year names of Emperor Tang Ming, Kaiyuan is in front, Tianbao is in the back, that Ji Shenxian is a liar, he can't even figure out which five emperors are the five emperors, and he can deceive you, an old man who doesn't understand anything, you throw away the amulet, turn around, we will give you a new one." ”

"Thank you, thank you......"

I reached out and interrupted Zhao Da's nonsense and asked him to continue.

"Three days ago, I just had a supper and went out to pick up business, and my luck was really good, I received a big order, and I pulled people to Gaocheng District, thirty kilometers! Night trains are at least one hundred and fifteen. I sent someone to it, and I didn't delay coming back to pick up the work again, which was beautiful. However, the rest of the story was not so smooth. ”

Speaking of this, Zhao Da paused and asked for another bottle of water to drink, Xu Chengcheng took a bottle of Wahaha mineral water from his house for him to drink, and drank most of the bottle before he spoke again: "After I sent people to their destination, I didn't stay there, and I hurried back thinking that I could pull another person and earn a little more." However, I rushed so much, when I came back to the Gaohe Bridge on the way, I found that the bridge was blocked, and I asked the driver who was blocked on the bridge to know that there were two full trailers driving a fighting car on the bridge, as a result, one brake was unstable, collided, both cars overturned on their sides, the entire bridge deck was blocked, and no one could pass. ”

He took another sip of water and continued: "I was unlucky, I could only drive the navigation to find another way to go, the navigation really found a path for me to walk, and I watched the navigation broadcast, the road condition was not bad, I followed the navigation." However, I was halfway through when an old lady stopped me on the side of the road, and I thought she was going to get a ride, so I happily rolled down the window and asked her if she wanted to ride. Hey, guess what this old woman says? ”

Geng Biaobiao's curiosity was aroused by him and asked, "What to say?" ”

She said, "Let me turn around and walk away, saying that it is dangerous to drive ahead, there is something unclean!" He also told me that a few years ago, a funeral parlor located on this road caught fire, and the entire funeral parlor burned down, and it became an abandoned place, and the souls of the corpses that were cremated and buried often came out and caused trouble on this section of the road. ”

This reminds me of the things I have experienced in the town, regardless of whether it is a Yizhuang or a funeral home, it is the place where the evil qi is most concentrated, after the fire, the souls of those bodies that have not been properly placed will come out to make trouble, because, I have experienced it in the town, so I have the most right to speak.

Zhao Da continued: "I, because the bridge was sealed, I was still angry at the time, so I didn't take what the old lady said seriously, and drove forward without any reason." Keep driving forward, the more gloomy the road ahead, this road is really desolate, there is not even a street lamp, maybe I am mentally fragile, yawn, found that the road in front of me is getting narrower and narrower, there is no street light, but somehow, my car lights are not so clear. I thought about driving slower and leaving this hellish place, but I found a black Iveco in front of me, blocking the way. I didn't have much courage, but when I saw a car parked on the road, there must be someone, so I stopped the car, rolled down the window, and scolded the car in front of me. I scolded several times and honked the horn many times, but the car just didn't move! ”

"Later, you got off!" Xu Chengcheng suddenly took his words.

When Zhao Da said this, he paused obviously, and a flash of fear flashed in his eyes, "Yes, I got out of the car, something strange happened, it happened at this time." After getting out of the car, the car slowly leaned back, and the car did not start, because once the car started the motor, there must be a sound, unless someone pushed the car, and the handbrake had not been pulled. I felt that something was wrong, and subconsciously looked around, on my left, there was a rusty iron fence gate, which was in ruins, and there was a sign hanging on the corner of the iron gate, 'Qingzhai Funeral Home'. There is also a translucent female ghost floating out of it, why do you say it is a female ghost. Because, ah, I saw it pass through the iron gate, and the iron fence did not stop it. ”

Speaking of this, Zhao Da was very frightened, convulsive, I picked up the cup of tea on the table next to me that had not been drunk again, and threw it at him, he calmed down, "After talking about things, what's going on?" ”

"Of course, I was so scared that I quickly got into the driver's seat and started the car, but it couldn't catch fire. The female ghost in red clothes, with long hair and waist-length face, kept banging on my car window with her white hand, trying to get into my car. How dare I pull it, start the car hard, and finally start, quickly reverse the car and turn around, and go all the way out of that terrible place. That's it, I still look at the rear mirror from time to time, I'm really afraid that the female ghost in red will catch up. ”

Zhao Da stopped again when he said the key point, but I had already guessed the next thing, but I still wanted to hear him finish, so I asked, "What's going on in the back?" ”

"Another bottle of water!" Zhao Da didn't reply, and asked us for water to drink, it is understandable, everyone in the summer is seriously dehydrated, I gave Xu Chengcheng a look, he went back to the house and took a bottle of pure water for Zhao Da.

Zhao Da said while drinking: "The ghost didn't catch up, I drove back to the bridge and waited there until the traffic police identified the accident and found a tow truck to pull the vehicle away, and I didn't leave." I thought it would be fine, but as a result, the night before yesterday I was going to go out to solicit customers again, and no one got into my car, so I was surprised and asked someone who didn't get into my car. He said, "There was someone in my car, a long-haired woman in red. You say, can I not be afraid? Hurry up and find Ji Shenxian, he said that he can't take this job, let me come to you, I'll come! ”

Speaking of which, I have already figured it out, in fact, Zhao Da encountered the black Iveco on the highway that day, but it was just the hearse of the funeral home, because the funeral home caught fire, and the hearse was burned to slag. As for why Zhao Da encountered the car, it was just a disguise arranged by the red-clothed long-haired female ghost, that is, the ghost hit the wall, and wanted to stop him there, in order to hitchhike, so he created an illusion. If that female ghost really wants Zhao Da's life, just come and hit the wall with another ghost, so that Zhao Da can see a hallucination, and it will be over if there is a car accident, it will be very easy!

This female ghost has no malicious intentions, but Zhao Da provokes dirty things, it will be very unlucky, and the business of the night shift will plummet in the future, unless the female ghost is subdued, either dare to leave, or fulfill the wish of the female ghost.

I smiled slightly, smiling easily, already knowing what to do.

Some people died, but not completely......