"Bang!"

"Ouch."

Lin Shou condensed a mana palm and flicked a brain melon on the head of the little ghost and the orange cat.

"What's it called, so that the neighbors hear it and think I'm haunted here?"

Slowly standing up from the rocking chair, Lin Shou said angrily.

At the same time, he grabbed the back of the orange cat's neck socket with one hand and carried it in front of him.

Unexpectedly, the fat orange cat rubbed the place where it was bounced with its furry palm, and spat out again: "Isn't this haunted?" ”

Seeing this, Lin Shou gave the fat orange another brain and said, "You still dare to raise the bar, I haven't talked to you about breaking into people's houses." ”

The orange cat seemed to react from the panic of seeing the ghost at this time, and immediately began to show its teeth and claws, baring its teeth, but because the other party's body was too fat, this action seemed a little cute.

"What is it called to be good at breaking into a private house, this nest has always belonged to Uncle Ben, but how do you occupy the magpie's nest."

The orange cat pointed at Lin Shou with its furry paws, its eyes widening.

Lin Shou took out the deed of this house from Qiankun's sleeve, put it in front of the orange cat and shook it, and said, "Do you have this thing?" How to prove that this house is yours. ”

The orange cat was stunned for a moment and asked, "What is this, why hasn't Uncle Ben seen it?" ”

Lin Shou flicked his fingers and said, "If you dare to call yourself Uncle Ben again, I will let that ghost skin you." ”

The little imp also made a grimace very cooperatively, and the orange cat trembled in fright.

"Hey, rotten cowards, you can only talk about people, but you don't know much about people's affairs?" Lin Shou smiled, thinking that this cowardly cat was quite interesting, and continued to ask.

"Ben...... Ben Meow is free to follow Huang Tai Sin to practice, here Huang Tai Sin asked me to guard, you will be dead when it comes back, or run away quickly, Ben Meow will say good things for you, so that Da Xian will not trouble you. ”

The orange cat said very honestly, there are five ghosts eyeing it around, and what it is most afraid of is ghosts.

"Wong Tai Sin? No matter what kind of immortal he is, no one dares to covet the things of the Taoist master. Lin Shou said, but then added in a low voice, "Except for that old guy......"

"Hmph, Huang Daxian is not just a demon, there are several immortals around it, there was a bald donkey who fought with them before, but he was seriously injured and fled, the bald donkey's Dharma can scare the cat, he is not an opponent, you can't do it, let's escape...... Daxian they are not like meows, they really want to eat people! ”

The orange cat raised its paws in a threatening gesture, but its appearance was clearly unconvincing.

"And if I don't get rid of you, Wong Tai Sin and they will punish my ......"

Lin Shou squinted his eyes, he had never encountered such a demon clan before, those demon clans next to the Taoist temple were either fierce and cunning, and the fat orange in front of him was obviously a fool, so he said, "What's your name?" ”

"A cat is a cat, what a name?" The orange cat barked.

Lin Shou thought for a while and said, "Since you don't have one, then I'll give you a name casually." From now on, you will be called an orange. ”

The orange cat's eyes widened and showed a surprised expression: "I...... Can I have a name? ”

Lin Shou nodded: "Of course, the big demon who is the one who is the party does not have a well-known name. ”

The orange cat snorted twice, and said a little embarrassedly: "This meow won't be a disaster, but the orange is very good...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

Lin Shou smiled slightly: "Okay, now you can go." ”

"Meow?"

"Whew!"

"Meow!"

With a miserable cat meow, Lin Shou kicked the fat orange out of the courtyard.

Clapping his hands, Lin Shou turned around, looked at the five stunned little ghosts and said, "Look at what, are you done, clean up the yard, otherwise I will swallow you." ”

Seeing that Lin Shou subdued the cat demon they were afraid of with one hand, and kicked it out, the little ghosts knew that they were afraid at this time, and obediently began to clean up, but Lin Shou called the little ghost they led.

The little ghost floated over with some cringe, and Lin Shou was a brain meltdown in front of him.

"Are you still afraid of youkai? Ten more orange cats are no match for any of you, so there's no shame on you! ”

The appearance of a few imps being afraid of a kitten made Lin Shou wonder if there was something wrong with his spell, and how he had attracted all the cowardice.

"Dao Chief, we are not afraid of ordinary monsters, but there seems to be something about that cat demon just now, which makes us instinctively afraid...... We also know that it is not strong, but it is just afraid. ”

Hearing this, Lin Shou narrowed his eyes and lay down on the rocking chair again, as if thinking about something.

"That orange cat, shouldn't it have the blood of the mountain king...... It's also good to grab it that way and be a mount. ”

……

In a mass grave more than ten miles outside Huashui County, this mass grave is the place where Lin Shou was reborn with his corpse.

At this time, this mass grave has been abandoned, and no one is dumping corpses here.

The reason is that there are often people here who encounter some very evil things, and some people who have fled claim to see a yellow figure here.

And some drunk homeless people are asked by a weasel whether they are like humans or gods.

Almost invariably homeless people who have said this have died a few days later and become a dried corpse, and have experienced terrible and unfortunate things before they die.

In the long run, no one came to this mass grave again.

In an abandoned grave cave, there are actually two oil lamps burning inside.

A weasel in the cave was standing on its feet like a human at the moment, slowly twisting its whiskers around its mouth.

It carried a fat orange cat in its hand, and the fat orange cat's tail was pinched in its paws and hung upside down in the air.

The orange cat howled a little miserably: "Great Immortal Daxian, Meow is wrong, that Taoist priest is too difficult to deal with, Meow is not his opponent, Meow has fought with him for dozens of rounds, and the fight is difficult to solve, but he has attracted a few ghosts!" You know that Meow is the most afraid of ghosts, you can't blame me! ”

A flash of red light flashed in the weasel's eyes, and he threw the orange cat on the cave wall, snorted coldly, and also said: "I didn't expect that there are still people who are not afraid of death and dare to occupy the house of this great immortal, it seems that the few who died before are not miserable enough." ”

"Yes, yes, Daxian must beat him hard, he dares to kick Ben Meow's ass."

The orange cat rubbed her ass, and then leaned in with some flattery.

"If it weren't for the fact that the night and day gods of the house couldn't patrol, Ben Daxian wouldn't have bothered to fight with that group of stinky human races, but if he touched Ben Daxian's things, he would have to pay the price."

"Stinky cat, lead the way for Ben Daxian."

"Daxian, I have a name, you can call me Tangerine...... Stinky cats don't sound good. ”

"Huh?"