Volume 1: The Moon is the Hometown of Ming Chapter 004 Selling Toilet Paper

Su Ran came to the street bored, looked at the bustling crowd around him, and fell into deep thought.

Originally, through his hard work, he finally became a manager in a Fortune 500 company, and his monthly income was very considerable.

and his girlfriend Wang Ling also successfully got married, and it can be said that everything went smoothly. However, at a banquet one night, he drank a lot of liquor, drove drunk with a fluke mentality, and collided with a speeding truck.

When Su Ran opened his eyes again, he found that he had come to this strange world.

After these years of inquiry, Su Ran gradually had a very clear understanding of this dynasty.

Now, the dynasty he is in is called the Great Zhou Dynasty, not the Zhou Dynasty built by Ji Fa, the king of Zhou Wu, nor the Great Zhou Dynasty founded by the empress Wu Zetian. Rather, an unfamiliar dynasty, it can be said that there has never been a dynasty in history.

After the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, it should be the Northern Song Dynasty, and the tide of history changed here, and the Great Zhou Dynasty appeared.

If it comes, it will be safe. At this moment, Su Ran also knew very well in his heart that if he wanted to return to the 21st century, it would definitely be impossible, so it was better to live his own day in this Great Zhou Dynasty.

At the very least, the current society is also very good, there is no new crown. Pneumonia is raging, and when you go out, it is not used for nucleic acid testing.

Su Ran tried his best to think about everything that was beautiful in the Great Zhou Dynasty, and at this moment, his stomach hurt terribly.

"It's not good, I'm going to have diarrhea." Su Ran bent down and hurriedly ran towards the location of the thatched house.

"Get out, rascal!"

Su Ran was scolded out of the thatched house with a piercing scolding.

In this matter, after all, it was he who was the first to blame, Su Ran hurriedly apologized: "I'm really embarrassed, people have three urgencies, just now, I was really a little anxious when I entered the thatched house, and I didn't care to see if there was anyone in the thatched house." ”

The woman looked like she was in her fifties, and her eyes were full of anger: "You little rabbit cub, you dare to play hooligan in front of the old lady." ”

Hearing this, when this woman said this, Su Ran didn't know what to say.

In later generations, he has read countless films, how can he be interested in such an old woman.

"Grandma, be careful." Su Ran immediately retorted: "You don't look at how old you are, do you think you have that posture!" ”

Grandma!

These three words really angered the woman: "You dare to call me grandma, believe it or not, I will take you to the official now." ”

At this time, Su Ran didn't want to be entangled in lawsuits. After all, in this society, his strength is very weak, in case, this woman is a relative of the county order family or something, and her life will be over.

One thing that can be done now is to quickly coax this woman and don't drag herself to the official.

Su Ran inadvertently touched the toilet paper in his pocket.

In ancient times, when people went to the toilet, they had to wipe their buttocks with toilet chips, which in layman's terms, was a small wooden stick. Thinking of this, and the picture below, Su Ran didn't dare to think about it anymore.

"Grandma, I have ...... here"

Before waiting, Su Ran finished finishing this complete sentence, and the middle-aged woman immediately interrupted: "How many times have I emphasized it to you, don't call grandma, am I that old." ”

Su Ran didn't bother to add any title, and said directly: "Look at it, what am I holding in my hand?"

Su Ran handed the soft toilet paper to the woman's hand.

For ancient people, the rarity of toilet paper was definitely comparable to that of a peach in the sky.

The woman stroked the toilet paper in surprise, her eyes widened: "You mean, this is used to wipe the butt?" ”

β€œyes!”

"What? Your grandfather is dead. ”

Sometimes Su Ran felt that it was quite difficult to communicate with the ancients. After all, a lot of understanding and knowledge levels are basically not at the same level.

"This roll of toilet paper is indeed used to wipe your buttocks." Su Ran nodded very seriously.

The woman was ecstatic and said, "How much are you going to sell this toilet paper?" ”

Su Ran stretched out his fingers and made a gesture.

"A tael of silver." After saying this, the woman quickly took out a tael of silver from her pocket and put it in Su Ran's hand.

The current Su Ran, not to mention how poor he is, how can he be sent away with just one or two pieces of silver. Moreover, Su Ran noticed that the woman in front of her, with heavy makeup on her face and a fine jade pendant on her wrist, looked like a lady from a wealthy family.

For the wife of a rich family, if he doesn't extort a sum of money, Su Ran will not be able to do it in his conscience.

"No, I'm talking about a hundred taels of silver." When Su Ran said this, there was not a trace of guilt on his face.

"What!" The woman was not afraid of Su Ran, and shouted loudly: "Come on, someone's playing hooligan." ”

Su Ran didn't expect that the woman would give him such a trick. Su Ran, who was frightened, hurriedly said: "I'm afraid of you, one or two will be one or two." ”

After these years of understanding, Su Ran gradually understood that the purchasing power of a penny in the Great Zhou Dynasty was about the same as that of a penny in later generations.

A roll of toilet paper sold for 100 yuan, and if you think about it, it doesn't cost you.

Su Ran said happily: "I will suffer a loss today, and I will sell it to you for one or two silver." Take toilet paper to wipe your butt, you are definitely the first person in Da Zhou. ”

The woman was also afraid that Su Ran would regret it, so she quickly took the toilet paper from Su Ran's hand, and hurried away without looking back.

Looking at the woman's distant back, Su Ran couldn't help laughing: "It's so funny, the worthless toilet paper in the future would be sold at such a high price in ancient times." Really, it confirms the saying that scarcity is expensive. ”

Su Ran heard the sound of clapping hands behind him, and turned his head to see that it was Xia Jingxian.

Today's Xia Jingxian is wearing a purple robe, and the breeze blows her skirt, looking so beautiful.

"I thought it was someone, it turned out to be Miss Xia." Su Ran said gently.

It seems that Xia Jingxian doesn't have a good impression of Su Ran at all, and her tone is very cold: "Miss Ben is very familiar with you, please call me by my name in the future, don't call Miss Xia." ”

"Okay." Su Ran smiled and said, "Jingxian, do you have something to do with me?" ”

"Get out." Xia Jingxian said angrily: "Don't you understand people, is Jingxian your name?" ”

Women are too troublesome, it's not right to call it, it's not right to call that, I really don't know what to call it.

"Xia Jingxian! Xia Jingxian! Su Ran shouted twice in a row.

Xia Jingxian's slender fingers clenched into fists, and she punched Su Ran fiercely in the chest: "You dare to call me by my name." ”

"And what should I call you?"

Xia Jingxian was also stunned, silent for a moment, and said slowly: "You still call me Miss Xia." This is a title that Miss Ben likes. ”