When she woke up the next day, Deng Wanwan still went to work as usual, and did not go to the trouble of going to a barbecue restaurant as she said, but her state was not very good, her face was gloomy, and she still didn't look very comfortable.

I knew that my wife was still angry, so I obediently took a taxi to pick her up as soon as she got off work, just to prevent her from squeezing the bus anymore and find a reason to quarrel with me.

As the saying goes, if you don't hit a smiling person, at least I have to show favor first.

It's just that on the way home, Deng Wanwan is still thinking about eating a bad stomach at the barbecue restaurant.

"Hmph, the owner of that barbecue restaurant looks like a pig, and he doesn't look like a good person." Deng Wanwan was angry.

"What my wife said is that he treats his guy so meanly, his popularity is definitely not good." I said a little helplessly.

"Zhang Ruoxu, if you don't come here, it's all your fault, you have to take me to eat that unclean barbecue. I'll bet you, there's something wrong with the meat at that barbecue restaurant, don't believe it. ”

Deng Wanwan's address to me has changed, and I understand that she is already very unhappy. Regarding her complaints, I still calmly replied, "I think it's unlikely, you think, we all ate, and no one felt uncomfortable, it's your stomach that is not good!" People's business is so good, they can't use that stale meat at all. If the meat wasn't fresh, it wouldn't be able to dry for a long time. You say, don't you? ”

I've been paying attention to what I'm saying, but in fact, there's probably a reason why I've ignored it. Recently, these two days are Deng Wanwan's special period, and it is inevitable that she will be in a bad mood, so I can only speak softly, for fear of touching Deng Wanwan's mold.

"Don't excuse the owner of the barbecue restaurant, maybe it's just such a coincidence, maybe it's just right, and I can eat those rotten meats!"

I saw that Deng Wanwan began to mess around, and I had no choice but to sigh and say no more.

At this time, the taxi just drove down the viaduct of the North Ring Road, not far from home, Deng Wanwan was looking out the window, and suddenly seemed to have made some major discovery, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Yangsheng, come here, look there." ”

Deng Wanwan pointed out the window, and I looked out the car window, and saw a factory-like place outside the window, with five big characters printed on the wooden plaque next to a large iron gate - Crematorium in the northern suburbs.

"I didn't notice that there was a crematorium here in the north of our community." Deng Wanwan's eyes lit up.

"It's just a crematorium, what's the fuss about? However, this place is quite hidden, and if it weren't for you and my clubhouse, I wouldn't have found it. ”

"Oh, that's not what people say!" Deng Wanwan replied with a straight face.

"And what do you mean? Say it, don't let me guess. ”

"Isn't the northernmost snack street in front of our community a 'hot barbecue'? Speaking of which, that barbecue restaurant is even closer, and you can get there in 10 minutes by train! ”

"What does it matter if it's close or not?" I don't understand more and more the point of Deng Wanwan's words.

"In case, I'm talking about just in case, I can't say what kind of shady deal that barbecue shop has with this crematorium! Will they buy the flesh of the dead...... What about barbecue? ”

The more Deng Wanwan spoke, the more outrageous it became, and I quickly interrupted: "Okay, don't be nervous, you can figure it out, and barbecue with human flesh!" The brain circuit is really big, and if I don't take you to eat barbecue in the future, it will be over! ”

"No, you listen to me." Deng Wanwan clenched my hand tightly and insisted on telling me.

"Think about it...... The flesh of a dead man is worthless, and what is the matter with cutting it off and selling it? Wouldn't it be a great cost saving if the crematorium staff cut off the meat from the dead to be cremated and sold it to a barbecue shop? More than once on the Internet, it has been revealed that the meat on the barbecue stall is either rat meat or stray cats, you don't know how disgusting it is. ”

What makes me cry and laugh is Deng Wanwan's strange associative ability, "Wan'er, you really should be a screenwriter, with your associative ability, no screenwriter can compare to you." Didn't it just make you eat a barbecue? Are you so bad? ”

"The world is so big, there are no wonders, don't laugh at my crankiness, I am a kind reminder, think about it, what if! There is no such thing as a 10,000, but there is no one in case, right? Maybe such a strange thing was bumped into by us. ”

"Well, I've been defeated by you, and I know you're still thinking about finding a barbecue restaurant! So what do we do next? Do you want to go to them for a theory? It's okay to go, but don't associate the crematorium! ”

"Okay, don't worry, your wife is not a person who does things without measure. I'll be sure to pay attention, we'll have to find them a theory about why we eat such disgusting meat! ”

I really didn't expect Deng Wanwan to hold such a grudge and accommodate her bad stomach to the barbecue restaurant, I asked in surprise: "Really go?" ”

"Nonsense, is it still fake?"

I really couldn't resist Deng Wanwan, so I had to do it, and after getting out of the car, I didn't go home directly, but went to the hot barbecue restaurant.

It may be that it is still early, there are not many diners in the store at the moment, and we can see the busy young man at a glance, and the fat boss is not in the store at the moment.

The young man looked bitter and hateful, because he not only had to serve the dishes and wipe the table, but also had to settle the bills for others, and even contracted the work of the shopkeeper.

"Where's your boss?" Deng Wanwan asked angrily.

"The boss is not here, he has something to do!" The guy replied without looking up.

"I'm looking for your boss right now, you call me right away and ask him to come over."

"I told you that our boss has something to do, he went back to his hometown in Zibo, and he will come back in more than ten days!"

Deng Wanwan was very dissatisfied with the young man's answer, frowned, and said loudly: "I came to your barbecue restaurant to eat mutton skewers yesterday, but I had a bad stomach and couldn't sleep well all night, so who is responsible?" ”

"What? Have you had a bad stomach? It's impossible, how many years have we been in the old shop, how can we have a bad stomach! The guy was stunned for a moment, but then immediately refuted Deng Wanwan.

"I don't care if you're an old shop or not, I ate barbecue in your shop yesterday. When I got home, I vomited and diarrhea, and I went to the hospital for an infusion in the middle of the night! You say, "What kind of meat is your shop selling?" If it were good meat, it wouldn't be like this. The more Deng Wanwan said, the more angry it became, like an embankment that opened the floodgates, and the flood was out of control.

was so troubled by Deng Wanwan, this store is really popular, whether it is eating barbecue in the store or walking outside, they all come over and become the people who eat melons.

It's the first time I've seen Deng Wanwan have such a big temper, a bit like a shrew scolding the street, Deng Wanwan, who has always been gentle, also has a pungent side, and I saw it today.

Seeing that there were more and more onlookers, the young man was afraid that it would affect the business, so he replied to her: "This beauty, don't talk nonsense, the meat in our store is all fresh, and it is slaughtered and killed every day, whether it is chickens, ducks, fish and sheep, or fresh seafood, it is all alive." You said that eating a bad stomach, it is absolutely impossible, we will not use inferior meat to smash the signboard of our own store. ”

"Good meat, hmph, you can tell it. I still have a doctor's diagnosis here, do you want me to show it to you? Forget it, you are a part-time worker, I can't be angry with you, contact your boss quickly, I will make him responsible. "Deng Wanwan saw this young guy yesterday and was very afraid of her boss, so she still asked to see the boss.

"Beauty, didn't I tell you? Our boss is out, aren't you making it clear that you are embarrassed for me? Unreasonable? ”

"I don't care, anyway, I ate the meat in your store, so I feel uncomfortable, if you don't call the boss, I won't leave." Today, I'm going to spend it with you, I look at you, let's go and call the boss. ”

At this time, the young man's eyes were wrong again, he looked at Deng Wanwan with the same eyes as he looked at his boss yesterday, his eyes were full of killing intent, very scary!

I'm afraid that this young man is in a hurry, and it's really not good for Deng Wanwan, so I hurriedly stepped forward and persuaded Deng Wanwan: "Wan'er, he's just a part-time worker, you can't be angry with him, wait a few days, his boss will come back, let's come back." ”

Who knew that Deng Wanwan, who was angry, didn't even recognize me, and said, "Why are you turning your elbow out!" Don't talk, to deal with this kind of black-hearted shopkeeper, you have to give them some color to see. I'm not easy to mess with, old lady. ”

At this moment, the young man stood still, motionless like a stake, but the look in his eyes was terrifying.

Deng Wanwan saw that this young man was soft and hard, so she was angry, pointed at his nose and scolded: "What kind of meat is sold in your store?" Is it the dead human flesh from the North Ring Crematorium? ”

This sentence is really too much, as soon as this remark came out of the audience, I also felt that Deng Wanwan was too much, so I could only step forward and say with a straight face: "Wan'er, you are too much, you say this, how do people still do business?" It's not easy to build up the reputation of an old shop. ”

Deng Wanwan was so angry that when she saw that I didn't speak to her, she shed tears aggrievedly.

I couldn't stand the woman crying the most, so I didn't dare to accuse her anymore, so I had to turn my head and talk to the guy at the barbecue restaurant.

"Young man, you see if this will work, you asked me to take the plate of meat on the counter to the food inspection agency for testing. Speak according to the results of the institution, if there is a problem, we will negotiate and solve it; If the inspection is passed, I will apologize publicly, and then pay you 2,000 yuan, is it okay? ”

Who knew that this young man took the plate of meat on the counter without thinking about it, and said, "Okay, then let's go and inspect it." ”

Deng Wanwan didn't expect that this young man would agree so simply, so she asked, "What's your name?" ”

"My name is Niu Tian, the cow of the big yellow cow, the sky of the sky."

"We don't take advantage of you for how much money you buy this meat, we will give you as much as you deserve." Deng Wanwan said and took out her mobile phone, and was about to scan the code to pay.

"Look at what you said, I don't take your money, we sell good meat. Don't look at you to make trouble today, if you really pass the inspection, it will be equivalent to advertising our store, we will not lose! With that, the young man went back to the back kitchen to get busy.

Deng Wanwan and I were embarrassed to stay, I really couldn't imagine that this unattractive country guy was still so smart, but it made me and Deng Wanwan embarrassed.

I glanced at Deng Wanwan and said in my heart: "Deng Wanwan, Deng Wanwan, you are really spicy, I didn't expect you to have a fierce woman." ”