Chapter Twenty-Three: Acting
Lilac's eyes turned to the kang table again, and counted the sesame cakes on it, twenty-four.
Ding Lilai has ten fingers, ten toes, plus two ears, a nose and a mouth, which is also twenty-four.
No more, no less, just right.
The two-year-old doll who can't even count can see at a glance that there are twenty-four soft cakes, and they can add to them......
Ding Xiang was thinking about it, Ding Zhi suddenly sniffed and shouted, "Mother." ”
The voice is trembling and very emotional.
He shouted at Lilac, which frightened Lilac and looked at him in horror.
Ding Zhi's eyes and nose were red, and he stared at Ding Xiang and said, "Mother, your old man's parents must not be exactly the same as Xiangxiang, and people with this face will not die early." If you lived, I would be much happier. That rosacea red nose, apart from drinking and controlling his eldest son, didn't care about me at all, and hated me. Mother, no matter how good my aunt is, she is not a mother......"
There was a sound of footsteps outside, Ding Zhi quickly wiped his eyes, and sat on the edge of the kang like a person with nothing to do.
Tang walked in.
She sat down next to Ding Zhi, pouted and said, "My sister-in-law asked me to go into the kitchen to help her, but I didn't go." I don't work at home, and it's rare to go back to my second mother-in-law's house and let me cook. What a lazy, where is as diligent as your dad said. ”
When she got married, her mother-in-law married a mother-in-law, and the family didn't need her to work.
Ding Zhi said, "Lingling is a rich life, and there will be countless subordinates in the future, of course, they can't cook." It just so happens that there is no one here, you do what I teach you, and you have done enough tricks. There are still fifteen taels of silver left in that shipment, and I must ask my father to give it to me. Hmph, if you give birth to me, you can't give me no more money. ”
He talked to Tang as much as he talked to Ding Lilai, feeling like he was coaxing a child.
Tang pointed at Lilac and said, "She's not human?" ”
"Silly, she's not even half a year old, she knows a fart."
Tang Shi didn't like others to say that she was stupid, twisting her body and not following the way, "Who is stupid?" Who is stupid? Are you disgusted with me and want to find a concubine? Hmph, I'm going back to my parents' house to tell my father and my mother, ignore you. ”
Ding Zhi hurriedly coaxed, "My daughter-in-law is not stupid, not stupid, what the husband said is the opposite." ”
Hearing the voices of Ding Zhuang and Ding Zhao outside, Ding Zhi hurriedly ran to plug the door.
Ding Zhuang pushed the door and couldn't open it, and said in a loud voice, "Open the door, plug in the door." ”
Ding Zhi rolled up the sleeve of his left arm and slapped his arm, and the crisp sound was extremely loud.
"Stinky girl, don't you still have two golden hairpins, be one. I'm only twenty taels of silver, and I'm sure I'll make a lot of money this time. Don't miss the opportunity, and never miss it. ”
Tang covered his mouth and smiled, looked at Tiangan and howled, "Ouch, ouch, please don't fight." I only have two good pieces of jewelry left, and when I do, my father and mother will scold me. ”
Ding Zhi puffed out his eyes and shouted, "Is it wrong?" ”
Tang said weakly, "No." ”
Ding Zhi slapped his arm a few more times.
Tang screamed bitterly, "Ouch, ouch, it hurts to death." Boom ......"
Lilac stared at them with her eyes open, her mouth open, and her eyes wide.
These two are acting in a sketch, it's really a living treasure!
Ding Zhuang banged on the door vigorously, too anxious.
"Don't scare Xiangxiang, frighten her, see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat your yellow out."
Ding Zhao also said hurriedly, "Holder, don't fight, open the door, don't scare Xiangxiang." ”
Ding Zhi slapped his arm a few more times, and suddenly turned around and gave Tang a big mouth.
Tang was looking at the roof and shouting "ouch", when suddenly his face ached, and his whole body was crooked.
She jumped up with a "whoop", "Ding Lao Wu, you ......"
Ding Zhi hurriedly covered her mouth and coaxed in a low voice, "Lingling, heart, baby, you have to be full of drama, and if you don't leave a mark, how can they believe that I hit you." My father doesn't give you money, but only sells you a golden hairpin. Please, I'll be a man three times a night when I go home. ”
He kissed Tang's face twice, and then pulled her collar crookedly and grabbed her hair, creating the illusion of snatching a hairpin.
Tang laughed and whispered, "Death, you're too tired to get up even twice." ”
Ding said, "If you have money, you have strength." Good daughter-in-law, quick, scream. ”
Tang shouted cooperatively, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh......"
Ding Zhi covered her mouth and whispered, "Daughter-in-law, I didn't let you scream / Chun, I made you scream, scream." ”
Tang's voice immediately became poignant, "Ouch, ouch, it's painful, don't fight Brother Zhi." ”
Ding Zhi scolded loudly again, "Stinky girl, do you listen to me? ”
He gave her a look to open the door, and he pretended to be pushed down on the kang by the Tang family, and the kang was knocked down, and the sesame cake was sprinkled on the kang.
Tang ran to open the door and cried, "Father-in-law, Brother Zhi beat me, he defeated my box of silver, and he also sold my yard and golden hairpin, you have to be the master of me, woo woo woo woo......"
Ding Zhuang rushed in, picked up Ding Xiang and handed it to Ding Zhao first, then took off his shoes and hit Ding Zhi with his head and face.
Zhang and several children ran in, and Ding Lilai cried in fright.
Zhang hurriedly picked up Ding Lilai.
Ding Zhao didn't pull it, thinking that this younger brother really deserved some lessons. She stuffed the cloves into Ding Lichun's arms and let them out.
Ding Zhuang was extremely heavy, and he made Ding Zhi cry wolf.
Tang felt sorry for her husband, and she didn't dare to step forward to pull the fight, crying and begging on the side, "Please don't fight, beg your father-in-law not to fight......" looked at Ding Zhao on the side, and complained, "My father-in-law said that you look like a righteous man and a gentleman on the surface, but in fact, you are bad, it's true." When his younger brother was beaten, he didn't say anything about pulling it, but just watched the excitement from the sidelines. ”
Ding Zhao secretly scolded "stupid girl" and ignored her.
Seeing that the fight was almost over, Ding Zhao went over and pulled Ding Zhuang down, "Dad, that's enough." For the New Year, don't break people. ”
Ding Zhuang stopped, pointed at Tang and said, "Your daughter-in-law is very good, she has brought so much dowry with you, if you don't cherish it, you still have to beat her." You're just a beast. ”
Ding Zhi knelt down and hugged Ding Zhuang's leg and cried, "Dad, I don't take money to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, but to earn money so that my family can live a good life." I have put so much money into it, and I am only twenty taels of silver. If you don't make up for it, the previous money will be wasted. ”
Tang stroked the golden hairpin on his head, and said sadly, "You have taken all my silver, and if you treat the golden hairpin as a god, my father and mother will scold me, and let me be separated from you." Brother Zhi, it's not that I can't give up the golden hairpin, but I can't give up you and my son. He knelt down in front of Ding Zhuang and cried, "Father-in-law, my silver has been used up by the prime minister, and I can't use the only remaining golden hairpin anymore......"
Ding Zhi taught her these words at home, and she memorized them for a long time before she could memorize them. Originally, she was worried and couldn't cry, but her face hurt so badly that she was so aggrieved that she really cried.