Chapter 438: Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger
Back on the shore, we were warmly welcomed by the fishermen in the village, and we enjoyed a good meal.
When I was drunk, I told the villagers about the river god living in the Fen River, and I personally explained that the river god was real.
The villagers were very happy to hear this, and said that they would make offerings every year in the future, but I was told that there was no need, as long as they followed the natural law of recuperation and recuperation, and did not overfish the aquatic tribes of the Fen River, then there was no need to sacrifice to the river god. Moreover, the river god did not bless humans to catch more fish, but only to ensure that the wind and rain were smooth.
There was still something to do, we didn't delay much, and drove straight to Tianhe Mountain Fort, a villa area in Luliang City.
We followed the route pointed by the navigation and came to Tianhe Mountain Fort, looking for a property to find out where the Shimoyama family registered to live. Strangely, the detached villa they bought disappeared.
It's hard to imagine that a behemoth like a single-family house has disappeared without a trace, and we have no direction to find it. I don't know how strong the other party is, and he can even move such a big villa.
There is no clue at all, and I don't know where Yamamoto's family disappeared with their villa.
However, we still went into this single-family villa area to find that since the two brothers of the Yamamoto family once lived here, it was time to leave some traces and information. Perhaps the aura of the enemy will remain a little.
Sure enough, we felt a strange demonic aura in this huge villa complex.
I walked over with the demonic spirit, and I happened to see a large group of people around the door of a small house, discussing with each other.
"Hey, did you hear that? The owner of this house used the villa to raise rats. ”
"Not really! In the middle of the night, swarms of rats came out of it and gnawed at our furniture, cabinets, sofas, beds, and so on. ”
"I've tried everything, and the rat poison is fed, but the poison can't kill these rats. I also put in a few cats that were too fierce to do it, but they were gnawed by mice. ”
"Could it be that these rats have become sperm, and I really don't know what kind of bad taste this master has?"
"That's right, the rats in this house are really good."
As soon as Geng Biaobiao finished speaking, the group of people turned their heads and looked at the strange fat man carefully.
"Hey, fatty, who are you? It's not like it's from our community! ”
"I am an authentic Feng Shui Onmyoji, specializing in killing demons and catching ghosts. Hey! ”、
Geng Biaobiao boasted to himself, who knew that everyone didn't buy it, and one of them even questioned: "What are you talking about?" Feng Shui Onmyoji? What is a Feng Shui Onmyoji? Haven't heard of it. ”
This made Geng Biaobiao angry, and he was about to go crazy, but was stopped by Li Huhu, "Everyone, to put it bluntly, Feng Shui Onmyoji is an exorcist, a person who specializes in eliminating demons and defending the Tao." ”
"Hey, you guys are engaged in feudal superstition! Cut ......"
Another person teased us, and I came up to them and said, "Forget it, don't care what we're doing." In short, in a word, we can help you solve the rodent infestation completely, let's try it. ”
At this time, a slightly older man who looked like Sven Wen came out of the crowd and shook my hand, "Hello, I am the property representative of Tianhe Mountain Fort Villa District, my surname is Sun, you can call me Lao Sun." Young man, you can talk a good way, if you can really solve the rat infestation for us. That's a great favor for us, and our whole village will be grateful. As long as you can get rid of these damn rats, how about I get 10,000 yuan from our community's property fund to pay you? ”
Looking at this person surnamed Sun, he looks quite pompous, but who knows why he is so petty. We solved not a single mouse, nor a litter of mice, but a whole villa of rats, and gave us 10,000.
Forget it, for the sake of the professional ethics of our yin and yang feng shui masters, 10,000 is 10,000.
I turned my head to look at Xu Chengcheng, nodded trustingly to him and said, "Second Senior Brother, this big rat spirit is handed over to you." It's very easy to deal with, don't worry, he is not the money rat king who has to marry Tang Seng in Journey to the West, you can use the demon fragrance to diffuse it for a while. ”
"It's up to you to say it, I'm very good at dealing with this kind of little Karami."
After speaking, Xu Chengcheng grabbed a handful of incense and walked to the exhaust outlet in front of the villa, lit the large handful of incense, and inserted it on the soft mound.
Suddenly, thick smoke billowed into the exhaust with the west wind.
But after a short while, an unpleasant smell wafted out.
The crowd scattered, and some people complained: "What a smell, it smells worse than feces!" ”
Xu Chengcheng pinched his mouth and nose and said in a very strange tone: "Everyone, pay attention, the big rat is coming out of it." ”
Someone else whispered, "Can they do it, it looks like the method is deworming, do rats eat this?" ”
Although we are suspicious, we have to continue our work.
Li Huhu stood at the exhaust outlet, waiting for the rat demon to come out and kill it with one blow.
"The rat demon is coming out, everyone stand back." Xu Chengcheng opened his arms and blocked everyone and stepped back.
As soon as he finished speaking, the iron fence of the vent was broken, and a huge mouse with three eyes suddenly burst out. Coincidentally, it was roasted by the fire spit out by Li Huhu, and at the same time, a large group of rats sprang out of the villa, but they all struggled for a moment, and then they all fell to the ground and received a boxed lunch.
Lao Sun, the owner's representative, was stunned when he saw it, and asked: "There are really a lot of rats, did you smoke them to death with poisonous incense?" ”
Xu Chengcheng said: "No, the incense I burned is only used to drive away monsters." The big rat that my brother just burned to death is their leader, and the lives of these rats are all related to the rat I just killed, as long as you kill their boss. These rats also died. ”
I don't know if Lao Sun understands or not, so he immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "Awesome, no matter what, you have solved the rat infestation for us, let's go, follow me to get the money." ”
As they spoke, I turned my head and looked around, obviously I had already dealt with the rat demon, how could there still be a demonic spirit?
In the end, I set my eyes on a beautiful woman in the crowd, her model posture, a height of more than 1.7 meters, made my heart ripple and my imagination fluttered. This is really a big beauty, not losing to the model at all. It's just that she has a demonic aura in her.
The woman smiled when she saw that I had noticed her, and then turned around and walked out, and I immediately followed.
When Geng Biaobiao saw me leaving, he asked behind me, "Second Senior Brother, where are you going?" ”
Su Crazy replied for me: "Old Five, you don't care about him, he naturally has his purpose for leaving, we just need to drink tea here and wait for him to come back." ”
In this way, I followed this strange beauty all the way to a secluded corner, and saw that there was no one around. I stopped her, "Beauty, what are you doing in such a hurry?" Can't we have a good talk? ”
The woman turned to look at me and said, "What do you mean you mean you've been following me, you pervert?" Do you know that I am a single woman? ”
"You're right, not only do I know you're a single woman, I also know you're lonely!" After saying that, I deliberately smiled lewdly to make her think that I was a pompous and prodigal man, and pretended to be easy to take the bait.
"So you mean, you're going to have sex with me?"
"It doesn't matter if you're a partner or not, at least I'm a man. I can help you with your loneliness, can't I? "I deliberately provoked the other party with frivolous words.
The woman still didn't accept the offer, but pretended to be reserved, and said, "Then how can I do it?" I'm a well-bred girl, my father is the deputy secretary of the provincial party committee, I can't be so casual. ”
This sentence just made me hear the flaw, the clothes are so revealing and dare to pretend to be a serious person, the real rich daughter will not come out so brightly, but will be very low-key.
But I still pretended to take the bait, and answered: "In this way, you are still everyone's best girl, then I have to work harder to pursue you." ”
"Don't you think there is a huge disparity between you and my identities in Thailand? What qualifications do you have to pursue me? Let me tell you, it's hard to chase me! ”
"It's nothing, I'm a fierce man, if you are with me, you must want to die. Would you like to think about having a baby for me? ”
The woman smiled and said, "You're really good at finding people, okay, you really have a good eye!" ”
As soon as she finished speaking, I stepped forward and hugged her waist and said, "I can't stand it, you can agree to me." ”
At this time, her hands hugged my back tightly and refused to let go, it seemed that she had eaten me.
"Hmph, there is no free lunch for me to eat, do you really think I'm fooled?" My tone changed, and I slapped the seal palm on her back.
Her body suddenly went limp, let go of me, staggered back a few steps, and looked at me coldly.
Suddenly, she collapsed herself, and a mixture of a centipede and a snake came out of her body, and the monster that the old lady in the food stall we had in the food stall by the Fen River the day before yesterday really appeared in front of me.
"There really is such a monster, you must not have imagined, I have already seen it, you live in this woman's body for the convenience of hunting. It's a pity, you chose the wrong prey, I didn't expect it! I pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, and now our prey and hunter's identities have changed. ”
The monster's voice was awkward, and he said, "What if you see through it, it's just a mere mortal." ”
As he spoke, a mouthful of venom protruded at me, just as I dodged it. The venom sprayed onto the trunk of the tree, and the tall trunk was immediately corroded by the highly acidic venom.
"Fortunately, I hid quickly, and I was sprayed with such a strong poison, which is terrible." When I was glad, I immediately said, "Demon, suffer death." ”
I jumped up and slapped it down, and I slapped the deformed monster into a meatloaf, and the green blood made my hand, and it was extremely disgusting.
I wiped the paper in disgust and said to myself, "Stupid demon, you have found the wrong opponent. A tough hunter like me would disguise himself as his prey, and you were pretended to be a pig and a tiger by me. ”
I took another look at the beautiful woman lying on the ground, tried her snort, and opened her eyelids to check it again. Fortunately, this woman was still saved, and I fed her the endless water to drink.
I thought about sending her away when she woke up, but after thinking about it, I was afraid that I would be misunderstood if I talked to this woman so awkwardly.
Judging by the woman's clothes, I felt that it was not suitable for a fuel-efficient lamp, and after thinking about it, I wrote a note and stuffed it into her trouser pocket, giving a brief explanation of what had just happened.
So I went back the way I came, and went to find my lovely and hateful brothers.