"Oops, it hurts...... Hurt...... It hurts to death! I'm so sorry, I accidentally scratched my leg, and I have to trouble you to apply medication! I'm really sorry to trouble you! A wounded young peasant woman said.

And Su Crazy was patiently bandaging her, and said: "It doesn't matter, this is what we should do, it's normal to help each other when you're out of the house, don't you say?" Brother Yangsheng. ”

I casually responded and said, "Yes, Senior Brother is right, we help each other. ”

"Again? Su is crazy, this guy can't hold it when he sees a beautiful woman. Xu Chengcheng teased.

"Not really! When I saw a slightly more beautiful little girl, I couldn't walk, this color embryo. Li Huhu also said.

"Oh, this senior brother, it's really a natural flower, there's no way!" Geng Biaobiao also sighed and said.

Su Madmadness didn't care about the ridicule of those people at all, but after the bandaging was completed, he said with a smile: "I have already wrapped it for you, how do you feel, do you feel a little better?" ”

"Thank you so much, I'm fine, I'm much better now, I can go by myself." Said the wounded peasant woman.

Su Crazy continued to lick the dog, and said: "If you feel that you are still incapacitated, it's okay, you can get into our car, just right, we can also take you for a while!" ”

"No, no, it's already bothering you. I still won't bother you, besides, my injuries don't hurt anymore, I can walk on my own. It doesn't matter! Big brother, you're such a good person! The injured peasant woman was a little embarrassed.

"Really? Is there really no problem? But...... Yes...... That ......"

Although, at this time, Su Crazy froze again, but I still knew what he wanted to say next.

However, the woman did not give him a chance to speak, but said, "If it is nothing, I will take my leave first." ”

This time, Su Crazy ate the turtle, and we all laughed, and he could only say embarrassedly, "Oh, okay, goodbye!" ”

Geng Biaobiao thought it was very interesting, so he walked up and asked, "Senior brother, why are you so defenseless every time you see a beautiful woman?" I always want to go up and talk to you, aren't you a little too sorry for Long Tian? ”

"What are you talking nonsense, you fat man! I am in true love with Long Tian, because she is my wife! As for me and the other women...... Those who are purely on horses are extramarital affairs. Besides, flirting with girls is also a very awesome skill! ”

It turned out that Su Crazy also knew that going out to mess with flowers and grass was an extramarital affair, but he just couldn't hold it! I begged to agree with his words, but I didn't have the time to refute him, so I said, "Okay, don't care about true love or extramarital affairs!" It's not early, let's hurry up, if we want to catch up with the enemy, we have to go south. ”

After driving for a while, I was tired of driving, and I happened to see a bungalow in the mountains, and there were five big characters printed on the light box - Liu Wu's tavern.

Geng Biaobiao saw that everyone was tired, so he gave a suggestion, "Anyway, everyone is tired, why don't we get out of the car and go have some food, and then rest and rest!" ”

All members unanimously passed...... Su Crazy even said that he had to pay for a treat.

However, Su went crazy and didn't find where his money was, and asked himself: "Money, hey, it's strange, my money ...... How my money is gone! My cash is in the pocket of my jacket! I touched it this morning, and it's in my pocket! ”

Geng Biaobiao instinctively began to doubt and said, "Your money...... Wasn't it the woman just now, let her take it away. ”

Su Crazy's crazy eyes suddenly widened, and those eyes were strangely bigger than cow eyes.

At the same time, I also teased and said: "That woman is really not a serious person, no wonder she was crazy by Su Crazy, and she didn't get angry when she touched her buttocks." It turns out that this ass was not touched for nothing. ”

Su, who was so angry that his face turned pale, said madly: "Oh, really, I would actually make such a low-level mistake, damn it!" ”

"Alright, alright, let's go! Let's see if you'll rub oil casually in the future, you're a color embryo. Li Huhu pushed him and teased him by the way.

It's good now, we originally wanted to eat Su crazy, but now it's good, not only did we not get the meal. Even Su Crazy was so angry that he was thunderous, this is the end of lust......

I don't know how long I walked, we just stopped and rested for a while, Su Crazy disappeared, this person doesn't know what's wrong? Just said a few words to him, and left, where did this go? I really don't understand what he was thinking? If you don't see it, you're gone.

Li Huhu asked suspiciously: "Is he so glassy-hearted, is he depressed because the money was pickpocketed?" ”

Xu Chengcheng expressed concern and said, "You guys are waiting for me here!" I went to see him and comforted him by the way. ”

Regarding the situation of Su Madness, I said that I knew very much about it, and deliberately snorted to attract the attention of Li Huhu and Geng Biaobiao.

Geng Biaobiao said: "What's wrong? Senior Brother Yangsheng, do you know anything? ”

"Su is crazy and crazy, this color embryo, he stops when he walks, so there is only one reason, that is, he can't walk when he meets a beautiful woman!"

After a while, Xu Chengcheng came back with Su Crazy, followed by a tall woman, although her appearance was average. However, the figure is still very wow. Sure enough, Su Crazy began to flood with lust again.

Before I could speak, Su Crazy himself explained first, and said, "Let me state first, I'm not going to play hooligan!" It's really something, let this woman tell you! ”

"Ah, that...... Say it, don't believe it! All the men in our village are ...... Once you go up the mountain, it's all gone! ”

"What...... Gone? So many big living people, why are they gone? Geng Biaobiao was puzzled.

The woman didn't get a chance to speak, just sobbed vigorously......

Xu Chengcheng also shook his head helplessly, and said, "Let's follow this sister-in-law and go to the village below the mountain first, let's talk about it!" That village is full of men, and there are no women, hey. ”

After coming to the village, it was really as the woman I met on the road said, the whole village was full of women, and not a single man could see it, as if all the men had died in battle. Left a widow and became a widow's village!

When I arrived in the village, I asked, it was really like that, all the men who went up the mountain did not come back, I don't know if they stayed on the mountain or disappeared out of thin air, eighty percent of them were monsters or evil monsters......

Looking at these women in the village who have no husbands, all of them look pitiful, no wonder, there is really no one in the family who is really bad. Because, the pillars of the whole village are gone, but they will have no backbone.

It was the woman I met on the road who said to these village women: "Sisters, don't worry, these are all the best feng shui onmyoji in the world, don't care if they are monsters or evil spirits, as long as they go out, they will definitely be able to settle down." ”

"Really? Are you really that reliable? ”

"Then please save them! It's been a long time since we've seen men......"

The person who said this was a chubby middle-aged woman with a big black mole on the corner of her mouth, but her eyes were abnormal, a kind of longing look. is looking at Geng Biaobiao hungrily, it seems that he wants to take Geng Biaobiao into his boudoir, the relationship between the fat man and the fat man...... I'm so scared the bed will collapse!

Li Huhu was a little unhappy, crossed his arms, and said boringly: "Can we collect money?" Always subdues demons and destroys demons for free, and his own house is almost unable to open the pot. Besides, we shouldn't be obligated to help again! ”

Xu Chengcheng, who was standing beside him, also shook his head boredly and said: "Eighty percent Yes, it is really too difficult to make people pay money these days, too difficult." It's hard to beg for money, it's hard to get to the sky! ”

The women were still beeping vigorously there:

"Please, get our man back......"

"Please, it's really please!"

"Please, please save my man no matter what!"

It was still the fat woman who walked up to Geng Biaobiao, grabbed his hand, and said affectionately: "Fat brother, I really ask you!" ”

Su Crazy looked at these women and disgusted them, and said, "You all have husbands, and I still have to save your man...... I...... Hey, be the big one! ”

However, Su Crazy thought about it, changed his words, and said: "Oh, beauties, since your husbands are not here, then you must be very uneasy." Why don't we five of us accompany you to relieve your boredom first? ”

A woman walked up again, looked at him affectionately and said, "Hey, Heavenly Master, my hope is all on you, please save my man!" ”

How can Su be crazy and crazy to stand this? was immediately attacked, his whole body softened, and he blushed and agreed: "Well, since you have begged me like this!" Then I'll ...... I'm going to help you with all my might! ”

The group of women said in unison: "Thank you, thank you, thank you so much!" ”

After saying that, they all hugged up, surrounded Su Madman, and thanked him vigorously, and then there was Geng Biaobiao, who was hugged by the fat woman.

These two people, deeply involved, I really don't know what to say. In short, embarrassingly very!

I could only say to myself, "It seems that we can't get rid of it!" Okay, then let me take the lead and solve the troubles of the widow's village! ”