Chapter 578: Li Huhu vs. Gao Nu
Li Huhu said very domineeringly, then took off his shirt, fell to the ground, and went towards Gao Nu.
I have long heard of a monster like Gao Nu, who is more than two meters five tall and has a white body and a dull expression. It is rumored that as long as the man she fancies, he will be quietly followed by her, live in the other party's house, and regard himself as the hostess of the male protagonist's house, and will call the male protagonist's name from time to time. You have to say yes to her, and if you don't say yes or don't say yes in time, she will show up and point her long finger at your head and ask you, "Will you marry me?" ”
It's you, how would you answer? If, the answer is, she will devour you to her heart's content; If you say no, she'll break your neck right away.
Originally, men were inferior to women in Japan, and before the tall girl was too tall, no man was willing to marry her. Therefore, I have a grudge in my heart, I think that men are too hateful, and I hate myself for being so high. After her death, because of her deep resentment, she became a well-known resentful spirit in Japan, and her powerful resentment could even turn into flames and burn everything she didn't like. There is another theory that she set herself on fire, and with a strong resentment, she had the power to turn her resentment into flames.
The ghost with a strong grudge is just as difficult as a difficult petitioner, and if you can resolve its resentment, you will be able to defeat him. However, how can it be said that thousands of years of grudges can be resolved and resolved? Fortunately, Li Huhu is also a Tai Sui Yin fate that has not been encountered for thousands of years, and the fierce god is very vicious, and it just happens that Gao Nu has met an opponent.
At this time, Li Huhu also walked into the enchantment, standing and looking at the tall girl. The tall woman who was squatting on the ground with her hands covering her face was already almost a person tall when she squatted, and after she stood up completely straight, Li Huhu, who was more than one meter eight, was only to her chest. It can be seen from this that the tall girl is how tall the banshee is.
Yougu Xiang announced loudly: "The second level, Li Huhu to Gao Nu, starts. ”
Li Huhu looked at the big female ghost in front of him, not afraid at all, although he was a little smaller, but he still said imposingly: "What do you see, you are a Japanese female ghost, aren't you just a big man?" What ability do you have, tell you that Lao Tzu is Tai Sui's yin life, and he is the least afraid of ghosts. ”
Gao Nu also ignored his words, stretched out her arm and pointed his head with her fingers and began to roll out: "Li Huhu...... Li Hu...... Lee"
"Uncle Li, grandpa is here, if you have something to say, don't waste your expression here. I tell you, don't talk to me, be serious, I'm fighting against you? ”
Seeing that he didn't eat this set at all, Gao Nu started her old routine again: "Li Huhu, are you willing to marry me?" ”
This is a dilemma, the three of us sat cross-legged outside and watched them, wondering how Li Huhu would answer.
Su said madly: "The third child will definitely say yes, he has been single for almost 40 years, and he will definitely not refuse to come, don't look at the other party as a tall female ghost." With his Tai Sui Yin's life, he can definitely eat this female ghost. ”
Xu Chengcheng gave the opposite suggestion: "You can pull it down, how can people and ghosts be able to hand over Thailand?" You have to say that Gao Nu is a person, no matter how ugly and tall she is, Xuan Sheng will not refuse, no matter how you say it, she is also a person! If it's a ghost, no matter how beautiful it is, it's not good, by nature, you've definitely watched too much of "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", and you think those vixens, female ghosts, can all be on it, right? Phew, you're just too deep into the play. ”
Saying that, these two critics quarreled, you say everything I say. The more they argued, the more annoying they became, and I finally couldn't help it. He stood beside the two of them and rounded his arms.
"That's enough." First, there was a big pocket in his left hand, which made Su's crazy right cheek red and swollen.
"Are you done arguing?" The right hand was slapped again, and Xu Chengcheng's left face was branded with a red five-fingered mountain.
Both of them covered their faces and looked at me with innocent expressions. I glared at the two of them and said, "You two damn critics, what are you arguing about?" Gao Nu's question is a false proposition, whether you answer whether you want to or not, you will die, that is, you will lose. Unless, it only works if he answers a question that confuses Gao Nu in turn, and he has to change from passive to active, so that he can win Gao Nu. ”
The two of them asked me in unison, "What's the correct answer?" ”
I smiled softly and said, "The correct answer is not the only one, it can only be described in four words - ambiguous. ”
"Ambiguous?" The two of them repeated it at the same time, and at the same time they understood, and then we sat cross-legged and watched Li Huhu, waiting to see his performance.
Gao Nu glared at him and asked, "Are you willing to marry me?"
Li Huhu ignored him, just stared at her with white eyes, without saying a word, and Gao Nu asked again: "Are you willing to marry me?" ”
Isn't Li Huhu going to answer? If you don't answer, it is true that Li Huhu will not lose to Gao Nu, but you can't defeat the other party even if you do it like this.
For the next hour, Gao Nu kept repeating this question, over and over again, and our ears were about to grind out calluses. Li Huhu still stood still, just waiting to find an excellent opportunity to fight back, whether he was thinking about how to answer Gao Nu's question.
Gao Nu repeated her question again: "Will you marry me?" ”
Li Huhu stretched his waist lazily, and finally replied: "You tall female ghost, are you Japanese ghosts so verbose?" Do you want to marry you, no longer Lao Tzu, I'll tell you so! You can't blame the men for your resentment, but you blame the backward tradition of male superiority and inferiority in Japan. If a man doesn't want to marry you, will you spill all your resentment on him? If I want to say whether I am willing to marry you or not, I can only answer like this, if I am willing or not, that's it! Then I ask you, will you marry me? Cut, Chinese men work hard, and it's not easy to marry a daughter-in-law, so let's tell you. Lao Tzu has been an old virgin for thirty-nine years, damn Japanese female ghost, my resentment is heavier than yours. ”
After listening to Li Huhu's answer, we all burst into laughter, I really didn't expect that Li Huhu's simple criticism could answer so seamlessly. If it were me, I wouldn't have been able to answer better than him, so to speak, he didn't answer the standard answer, but it was more than the answer. I admired it from the bottom of my heart, the simple Li Huhu, because he successfully stumped the tall girl.
Gao Nu, who was asked by Li Huhu, was stunned, it was the first time someone gave her such an impeccable answer. First of all, the topic between men and women is eternal and can never be explained. Secondly, as long as there are men and women, then there are indispensable infatuated men and women, even if they become ghosts, they will not change anymore.
Gao Nu was already crazy, wah, wow, wow, and after a while, she returned to her former appearance. It's really fragrant, and her proud breasts are really charming, but she's too tall, otherwise, her suitors would definitely be three streets long by now. Looking at such a beautiful woman again, standing up straight has to be more than two meters eight, which makes me think of Mrs. Eight in "Resident Evil VIII". The idea of a Japanese game designer is also really strong.,This game boSS should be a high girl!
Gao Nu looked at Li Huhu and asked, "Why don't you answer me well?" Why? Will you marry me or not? ”
Li Huhu was impatient and said, "Oh, you annoying ghost girl, how can I tell you." Whether you want to be without me or not, it's all up to you. I never do multiple-choice questions because I'm stupid. Do whatever you like! Do you want to fight or not? If you don't fight, I'll lie down on the ground and sleep first! ”
After saying that, he lay on the ground, yawned deeply, and after a while, there was a thunderous snoring. Gao Nu was reluctant to shout loudly Li Huhu, but Li Huhu deliberately blocked Gao Nu's channel, still ignored it, and snored and slept by herself.
Gao Nu finally broke out and said angrily: "You guy with a scar on your head, come out with such a difficult question for me, I can't answer it, then I will burn you to death." Let you feel my resentment, and then, answer my questions. ”
Gao Nu's resentment overflowed, surrounded Li Huhu, and completely wrapped it inside. Then, the fire of resentment burned, and it burned more and more. At the beginning, it was all the fire of resentment of the high girl, and the purple-black flame looked very fierce, but after a short meeting in the United States, the fire of resentment weakened, and on the contrary, it was suppressed by a fierce golden-red flame. I understand that compared to the two flames, Li Huhu's Dao Qi Fire is a little stronger, and gradually the Fire of Resentment can no longer bear it.
The weaker the fire of resentment, the weaker the high girl, we saw it in our eyes, and our hearts were secretly happy. It is an eternal hard truth that evil is invincible, although the tall girl is very strong and has deep resentment. However, no matter how strong she is, she is no better than Li Huhu, who is better than her, and Li Huhu's Tai Sui Yin life is the key to victory or defeat, which has completely crushed the resentment of the high girl.
Finally, the fire of Dao Qi completely swallowed up the fire of resentment, and Li Huhu stood up like an elf reborn from the fire. Gao Nu's flames just burned all his clothes, and Li Huhu was naked and didn't know it, he just smiled and said, "Gao Nu, you lost!" ”
Gao Nu's heart reluctantly turned into smoke and dust and disappeared without a trace......
The enchantment dispersed, and Li Huhu walked out naked, stretched lazily and said, "What kind of great battle did you think it was?" It turned out that the female ghost would only ask boring questions, and it was not too easy to win. ”
A few of us looked at his embarrassed appearance, and we all shook our heads, and I said, "Hey, you can go back to the Heavenly Master Pavilion and get dressed!" ”
Only then did Li Huhu find himself naked, so he covered his private parts and ran back to the Heavenly Master Pavilion.