After listening to Xu Chengcheng's fox wife story, we all secretly sighed in our hearts, the spirituality of animals is really amazing. Although, the fox is not a human being, but the human life that can be mixed is not compatible, and sure enough, spiritual creatures cannot be harmed at will. Moreover, this kind of spiritual creature also knows very well who is good for it and bad for it. If you are kind to it, it will naturally give up your life to repay you, and in the same way, if you let this spiritual creature hold a grudge against you, it will not be such a simple thing as retribution in this world, and it may harm you for several generations.

Li Huhu suddenly became interested and said: "Hey, since the second senior brother told the story of a fox wife, then I also happen to have a story here, and it is also a fox story when I knock it, but it is a little different from what the second senior brother told before." If a few of you are willing to listen, how about I tell you about it? ”

Geng Biaobiao was naturally very happy, and urged Li Huhu to tell his fox story quickly, but I didn't think it was interesting, and said casually: "It's up to you to tell the story or not, I'm not interested." ”

Su Crazy was a little unhappy, and said, "Senior Brother Yangsheng, it's not good for you to be like this!" It's rare that Senior Brother Xuansheng is interested in chatting with us today, don't spoil his interest, let's let people tell us about it. After speaking, he glanced at Xu Chengcheng shyly, made eye contact, and Xu Chengcheng understood what Su was crazy.

Xu Chengcheng immediately said: "Yes, I support Senior Brother, so let Xuansheng tell the story of the fox." Yangsheng, don't disappoint your fun, kid, if you're ruining our fun. I can beat you kid, don't look at you as the master's favorite apprentice, I'll just bully you on the grounds that I'm a senior brother, what can you do? ”

Now I can't help it, I just let it go, I can only say: "Okay, I also want to listen to the story told by the third senior brother, it makes my heart itch, it's really boring." ”

Li Huhu was very proud and started her vixen story again.

During the Tianbao period of the Tang Dynasty, there was a handsome scholar who was born after the first family, called Wan Sun Liang, the word Zixiang, he was a native of Boxing County, he liked to read poetry and books when he was young, and he was also very talented in learning, he was full of poetry at the age of ten, and he was able to write poetry and songs at the age of twelve. It just so happened that Wan Sun Liang's family was very wealthy, and the family had a lot of property. Although, Wan Sun Liang's congenital indicators are good, but the fate is not good, there is a saying that everything is ready only owes the east wind, Wan Sun Liang is in his twenties, and he can't get into a show, for people from scholarly families, Wan Sunliang is really embarrassed, but anyone who has read a few years of sage books, that can be a show, Wan Sunliang is a person who is proficient in poetry and songs, but he can't be a showman, it is really unreasonable. There was an old habit in his hometown, where the government sent a tolerant servant, which was often distributed to those who were wealthy, and the loyal and honest often went bankrupt. Wan Sun Liang happened to be reported for hard labor, he was afraid, so he fled, if he was famous, he didn't have to flee at all.

The former prodigy, now the down-and-out Wan Sun Liang ran to Jinan, Shandong Province, and fled to the local area, where he rented a house in a hotel to live. At night, a woman eloped, very beautiful, happened to run to Wan Sun Liang's room, begged him to take him in, Wan Sun Liang liked her very much, so he agreed to let her live again, so he kept her in his own room.

Wan Sun Liang asked her name with concern, and the woman said, "I'm a fox girl, but I won't harm you!" If it weren't for the last resort, I wouldn't have taken the initiative to throw myself in, so I would ask for your help. "Wan Sun Liang likes the fox girl, and he doesn't doubt her at all, this is a typical style of knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and preferring to the tiger mountains. Of course, it can also be understood that if you don't do it, you won't die.

The fox girl told him, "Don't stay with other guests, I have recently observed that your life is short, and do you know why you are always unlucky?" It's because you have made too many fox friends and dog friends, which damages yin virtue and consumes spiritual energy, so you can't catch up. ”

Wan Sun Liang has been so confused by the fox girl that he can't walk, and his lover is advised, how can he not agree. So, the fox girl came to sleep with Wan Sun Liang every day. All the things used every day rely on the supply of the fox girl, Wan Sun Liang was so happy that he said that he had picked up the treasure. However, the good times did not last long, and several of Wan Sunliang's friends often came to him for parties, and often sat here all night. Wan Sun Liang was very tired of these fox friends and dog friends, but he was embarrassed to refuse, so he had to reluctantly tell the truth to the guests. When the guest heard about it, instead of restraining himself, he intensified it even more, and asked to meet the fox girl. Wan Sun Liang said to the fox girl and asked her if she was willing to be tenacious. Although the fox girl was still in the boudoir and did not come out to meet these prodigal children, she heard it very well, and said to these so-called guests in the inner room, "What are you doing with me?" I'm just a human being! "Listening to the voice of the fox girl, it seems to be in front of me, and I look around, but I don't see anyone.

Among the few guests who came to Wan Sun Liang again, there was a man named Sun Fuyuan, who was frivolous and prodigal, especially very fond of jokes, both men and women, often made it impossible to get off the stage by his jokes. On this day, Sun Fuyuan seized the opportunity again, and shouted that he had to see the fox girl, and said: "Hearing this delicate voice makes me fascinated!" Why should you be stingy with your flowers and moon appearance, so that people can harm lovesickness just by listening to the sound? If you dare to show up, I will dare to claim that I was born of a bitch and raised by an old bustard. ”

When the fox girl heard Sun Fuyuan's teasing and mockery, she was very angry, but she still held back, and instead of getting angry, she scolded the prodigal child with a smile: "What a virtuous grandson! Want to draw a picture of your old grandmother? If your ancestors knew that you were so frivolous and shameless, wouldn't they be ashamed of many others. I'm really ashamed of your ancestors, how did I give birth to a good son and grandson like you, and I was embarrassed. The fox girl's playful counter-insult made the guests laugh when they heard it.

The fox girl said: "I dare not hide it from you, in fact, I am a fox who has practiced for more than 100 years, since I am a fox, then I will tell a fox allusion for the guests." Would you like to hear it? All the fox friends here shouted and encouraged the fox girl to come quickly, and hurriedly said to them that they were all willing to listen to the fox girl's story about the fox, and said that it must be wonderful.

The fox girl said, "Once upon a time, there was an inn in a certain village, and there were many foxes, who often came out to confuse travelers. When the guests found out, they all warned each other not to stay at the hotel. For half a year, the front of the hotel was cold, and the owner was very worried and was very taboo to say 'fox'. One day, a visitor from afar, claiming to be a foreigner, saw the inn and went in to stay there. The owner was very happy, after all, his store had not seen a customer come to his door for a long time. There is a saying that if you don't open for three years, you will have to eat for three years if you open. This foreign guest will inevitably be slaughtered by the store. As soon as the visitor entered the door, a passer-by hurriedly approached him, kindly pulled him aside, and secretly told him: 'There is a fox in this house!' It was okay not to say this, but as soon as he said it, he scared the outsider so much that he couldn't stand it, and hurriedly told the owner that he was not staying here for the night, saying that he was going to move out immediately. As soon as the shopkeeper saw that the people were leaving, the fat sheep in his hand were about to be lost, how could this work, so he tried his best to argue that there was no fox in his shop, let alone a fox, and repeatedly explained that this foreign guest promised her to stay. As soon as he entered the room and lay down, he saw a group of rats coming out from under the bed, and the opinion of the guest who stayed at the hotel frightened him, and he hurriedly ran out of the house, shouting: 'There are foxes! There's a fox! The shopkeeper was astonished, and the visitor said, 'The fox's nest is here, why did you lie to me that there was no?' Your conscience in this store is not to let the dog eat, this is not to harm my name, what are you doing? Then he asked: 'What did you look like with the fox you just saw?' The visitor said: 'What I have just seen, small and small, is either the son of a fox or the grandson of a fox!' But, after all, it should be a fox. ”

Such an absurd story was told like this, which made the guests laugh more than once. Sun Fuyuan said: "Little lady, since you don't want us to see your fairy face, then we will stay here tonight, if you don't leave, you two don't want to sleep!" I'm going to be this prodigal boy today, but I want to see if it's me, a frivolous kid, who is thick-skinned, or the two of you can't hold up your face, so I'll give it a try today. The fox girl smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if I borrow here, if I have a little offense, please don't take it to heart!" As soon as these words came out, all the people in the audience suddenly felt cold and gloomy, their hairs stood up, and they all knew her identity as a fox fairy, and they were really afraid of her tricks, and everyone had to leave together for fear that she would play a prank. But since then, this group of fox friends and dog friends, people who don't leave virtue in their mouths, come once in a few days, and find fox girls to laugh and scold each other. The fox girl is not annoyed, but also very witty, with the other way back to the other body, every word the fox girl says, all make the guests laugh forward and backwards, no matter how funny people can not be difficult for her. Over time, people jokingly called her "Fox Lady".

Later, one day, friends had a banquet together. Wan Sun Liang sat on the host's seat, Sun Fuyuan and the other two guests sat on the left and right, and a couch was placed on the top for the fox girl to sit. The fox girl excused herself and said that she would not drink, but these prodigal people still did not spare her, and they all asked her to sit down and talk in unison, and the fox girl was not shy, so she readily agreed and sat down.

After several rounds of wine, everyone threw the dice and carried out the "melon vine" wine order. One of the guests was punished for breaking the order and should drink, so he jokingly pushed the wine glass to the upper seat and said: "The fox lady is still very sober, and I really drank too much, I am afraid that it will be embarrassing to drink again, please sell me a thin noodle to the little one, please have a drink on your behalf!" ”

The fox girl, knowing that this group of people was trying to please herself, smiled and said, "I won't drink!" Willing to tell a story and give everyone a drink! Sun Fuyuan is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he hurriedly covered his ears, shirked and said that he would not listen, knowing that the lady was going to refer to Sang and scold Huai. The guests who came with him all knew the tricks of the "fox lady", so they were busy agreeing.

All the guests said, "Whoever scolds will be punished for drinking!" The fox girl was not embarrassed, but smiled confidently and said, "I scold the fox, is it okay?" The guests who came to the table were no longer unforgiving, and said, "Okay! So they all pricked up their ears and listened to her.

The fox girl said: "Once upon a time, there was a minister who sent an envoy to the red-haired country. However, there is a strange tradition in the red-haired country, that is, the minister must wear a fox fur hat to meet the king. The king was amazed when he saw the hat and asked, 'What kind of skin is this?' The fur is so thick and warm. The minister replied to the king, saying that it was a fox. The king said, 'I have never heard of such a thing in my life.' How do you write the fox character? Besides, what kind of species is a fox? The minister gestured with his hand in the air and said: 'On the right is a big melon, and on the left is a small dog!' ’”

The audience burst into laughter. Among the guests were two brothers, one named Chen and the other Chen said, and the irony was what he saw and heard that witnessed the event. At this time, the two of them happened to witness Sun Fuyuan's embarrassment, so they said: "Hmph, you fox woman, you are really indecent, and you can't hear it when you scold people so vaguely?" Hmph, where is that male fox in this house? Let the female fox release poison here and insult us, is it reasonable? ”

The fox girl continued, "Before the story was finished, the barking of the dogs was interrupted. Please let me finish it. The king saw his ministers riding mules, and it was very strange. The minister said to him, 'Is it strange for the king to see this animal?' Let me tell you the truth, this animal is called a mule, and it is born of a horse. The king was even more amazed. The minister said: 'In China, horses give birth to mules, and mules give birth to foals. The king inquired in detail. The minister said, 'Horses give birth to mules, and the ministers see them; Mules give birth to foals, which is what the ministers have heard. The whole audience laughed again, this is sincerely admired the fox girl's eloquence, scolding people can be so ridiculous, and people can't get angry, and the people who are joking with her can only cry and laugh.

The people who came here as guests all knew that they couldn't beat her by joking, so they agreed: "Whoever jokes and curses again will be punished as the host, and everyone will be invited to drink." To put it bluntly, a group of old men saw that they couldn't joke about a woman, and they played scoundrels, this is a typical can't afford to lose, but they are always addicted, and they want to be cheap, so what should I do? I can only add rules in a rogue way.

After a while, everyone drank more. Sun Fuyuan knew that joking was not the fox girl's opponent, but he didn't dare to believe that he had been teased by the fox many times, so he made a bad move, and he teased Wan Sun Liang and said: "I have a couplet, please have a couplet." Wan Sun Liang asked, "What link?" Sun Fuyuan said: "This couplet is: the prostitute goes out to visit her lover, when she comes, 'Wan Sun Liang', and when she goes, she 'Wan Sun Liang'." Everyone here can hear that Sun Fuyuan is deliberately sarcastic and sarcastic, and he has to make Wan Sun Liang and the fox girl ugly.

The people of one are all thinking about it, and they can't do it. The fox girl suddenly smiled and said, "I'm right!" "Everyone is busy listening.

The fox girl read: "The dragon king issued an edict to ask for direct advice, and the turtle also 'has a word', and the turtle also has a 'word'." Everyone applauded, praising the fox girl for being smart, yes, this time Sun Fuyuan not only did not get cheap, but also made a fuss, and was teased by the fox girl again. Even, some guests said bluntly: "The grandson of the family, don't make fun of the fox girl anymore, save yourself from humiliation." ”

Sun Fuyuan lost face and lost another city, and said angrily: "I made an appointment with you just now, why did you break the precepts again?" The fox girl laughed, "I was really wrong! But except for this sentence, it doesn't match your uplink. Tomorrow I will have a feast to atone for my sins! Everyone laughed. The fox girl's wittiness, like this, can't be said for a while.

After living for a few months, the matter of conscription and military service has passed, and the matter of Wan Sun Liang's escape has also been abolished. The fox girl returned with Wan Sun Liang. When she arrived at the border of Boxing County, the fox girl told Wan Sunliang: "There is a distant relative of mine here, and I haven't been in touch for a long time." This time, you can't stop but take a look. It's getting dark, so we're going to borrow it for the night, and we'll leave early tomorrow morning. Wan Sun Liang thought that it was okay, there was a fox girl with outstanding eloquence, and what was there to worry about, so he asked: "Everything is up to you, so where is your distant relative?" The fox girl pointed forward and said, "Not far away." ”

Wan Sun Liang suspected that there was no village in front of him, so he followed her. After walking more than two miles, I saw a village that I had never seen before. This behavioral phenomenon further confirms what the fox girl said, she is really not a human being, she is a fox fairy who has only practiced and achieved positive results. One man and one fox, one in front of the other, walked to the door of an adult's house, the fox girl knocked on the door, and an old servant agreed to come out and open the door. When I entered the courtyard, I saw that the pavilions were heavy, and there was an atmosphere of wealth and wealth. After a while, the host came out, and an old man and an old lady invited Wan Sun Liang to sit down. put on a sumptuous banquet and treat Wan Sun Liang as a new son-in-law.

After dinner, the two stayed for one night. The fox girl got up early the next day and said to Wan Sunliang: "I am in a hurry to go home with you, I am afraid that your family will be surprised and surprised." You go back and say it first, and I'll be there later. I don't know if the minister has any opinions on this arrangement. Wan Sun Liang agreed: "Since, madam, you have arranged it like this, what other opinions and things can I have?" Whatever you say, that's what it is. So, Wan Sun Liang listened to the fox girl's words, went home first, and told his family. Soon, the fox girl came. When talking and laughing with Wan Sun Liang, the people in the family felt strange just by hearing the sound and not seeing where the people were.

A year later, Wan Sun Liang went to Jinan again, and the fox girl followed. Suddenly, a few people came, and the fox girl greeted them, asking for warmth, and was very affectionate. The fox girl said to Wan Sun Liang again: "I'll be honest with you now, I hope you don't get angry, and don't be afraid, I was originally a fox in Shaanxi, and because I have a fate with you, I have been with you for so long." Now that my brothers are here, I will go back with them, and I can no longer serve you!" Wan Sun Liang tried everything to keep him, but the fox girl left by herself.

Li Huhu's story is finished, although it is just a joke, but it is heard with a nose and eyes, and this story also shows that the fox with aura also recognizes fate. There is also wisdom that is not inferior to human beings, although this is a story with a strong ironic meaning, and there are many banter elements, but I have to say that this is an interesting joke with a spiritual creature.