When the egg came out again, he had an extra towel in his hand, handed it to me to wipe his eyes, wiped his eyes well, and stood at the vent in the courtyard again, and blew his eyes, so that he could open his eyes and see things clearly. Quickly scanned around the courtyard, I wanted to see which was plotting against me. By the faint light of the lantern, I saw a dark figure holding an incense burner in one hand and scattering ashes from the censer with the other.

At this time, the sky was already slightly bright, and the father and mother and the eggs were all standing outside the mourning hall, a little helpless. After the ashes of the incense burner were sprinkled, the figure who sprinkled the ashes stood in front of Uncle Changge's spirit card, muttering something! Then, he took out the copper bell pinned to his waist and shook it a few times, and then moved a wooden chair, put it aside, and got up. Seeing his appearance as an uncle, I was not angry, and I made up my mind to clean him up.

I had just picked up a brick from the ground and was about to walk over and pat him, but my father pressed him back and said, "You decrepit cub, what are you doing with a brick?" I don't know, this is our famous Heavenly Master! I can catch ghosts and surpass it, you give it to me. After saying that, he walked a few steps up, replaced the light bulb in his hand, and the mourning hall was illuminated again.

It's really bright enough at once, and I can see my own color through the light, which is a complete black and white match. Look at my body, it's called a beautiful one, I am covered in incense ash and mixed with the soil that fell to the ground, and it becomes black and white, and I have become an Oreo who is black on the outside and white on the inside, so funny that I can't cry or laugh......

I didn't notice that my wrist was also scratched with a long hole, and it was still oozing blood, and the whole person was like a defeated soldier, and my body was so dirty, let alone my face, I guess it wasn't much better. Now I'm all like this, a rag doll in a mud pit, and it's really infuriating. Looking at the person who made me look like this, I found that the man was wearing plain clothes, holding a cigarette, smoking leisurely like the uncle, and the incense ash stove was under his feet, but the white incense ash was all spilled, and now it was an empty container.

The kid Danzi also respectfully handed him a cup of tea, and said respectfully: "Living Immortal, you have a treat to tea." "People sent the tea to me, but the uncle-like figure, but just took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and spit it out with a mouthful, and then continued to swim leisurely with his back to me and Erlang's legs.

I said in my heart: "How good are you, a bastard, kindly serve you tea, if you don't drink it, forget it, and spit it out as mouthwash, if you spit out, you will vomit, and you are still dangling on the stool and stilting your legs, who do you look down on!" "Look at his arrogant appearance, Bacheng is that he made me into such a miserable appearance, the nameless fire in his heart is getting stronger and stronger, and he walked forward to prepare for an explanation, I don't care if you are a living immortal or a fairy, you have to apologize to Lao Tzu.

The egg standing on the side watched me walk forward angrily, instinctively trying to stop me, but didn't stop me, and when he tried to pull me back again, I was already standing behind the plain man figure. I slapped him three times on the shoulder and said, "Who are you idiot?" Why are you so dragged, telling you that this is Lao Tzu's territory, you are a melon peel from a foreign country, do you know the rules? ”

How do you know that Wang Balamb didn't take me seriously at all, but just pulled my palm away with his right hand, and then said disdainfully: "Isn't it just a useless silly boy, take your dirty hands away for me, don't you know if it's dirty." ”

"You girl, you dare to say that Lao Tzu's hands are dirty, I am so dirty that you didn't make it, you made me so gray and dirty, I don't blame you! Great, congratulations on how you managed to off Uncle Ben, and you see me smash you. I was furious, I had already gotten into my fists and was about to give him a few blows, my fists had already swung high, ready to smash down, but I was quickly stopped by the egg, "Zhang Ruoxu, don't, this is Yang Banxian invited from afar, I can't afford to offend, and I can't beat it!" ”

"What Yang Banxian?" I'm too sensitive to the three words Yang Banxian, after all, Yang Banxian is a Taoist master who got me a longevity lock, but even if I'm still alive, I have to be more than a hundred, can I still have such a tender voice? The action is so brisk? Could it be that this Yang Banxian really has magical powers, and he is rejuvenated? If that's the case, then I'll have to pay a good homage to this living god.

Just when I was puzzled, the bastard finally turned his head slowly, looked into my eyes, not surprised at all but with a little playful and foolish smile, and said as if greeting: "Yo, long time no see!" ”

"Yo he, what is it, I don't know you, I haven't ...... for a long time" Before the words were finished, I was stunned, what he said was really right, I really knew him, and I really hadn't seen him for a few days, but he was so young, also called "Yang Banxian"? I know each other, but I still really want to beat this turtle grandson, who made my clean body so dirty.

Because, sitting on the stool with Erlang's legs crossed, a person who chattered with me, he was none other than Sven Dumbas, who was riding in a green car with me two days ago. Now, I wonder even more, a few days ago he was still wearing deep myopia glasses on the train looking at the intellectuals of advanced mathematics, and now he has become a Taoist master? Isn't this a mash-up of materialism and idealism? How can there be such a strange thing, strange people, Sven Dugua is now a Taoist master!

"It's you, what...... How could it be you? You're not the ...... "I'm surprised, I can't imagine how many roles this person can play in cameos, can't he be a charlatan who pretends to know Taoism, right?

"What are you, why did you see this great immortal, you didn't salute quickly, and you were still angry because I soiled you, right? Cut, you kid is not sensible, I saved you know no. The living people can't stand between the everlasting lamp and the coffin at night, you will block the way of the big brother and the deceased, it is very unlucky, the light one, let you decline to nothing, the heavy one, you are unlucky every day and encounter accidents everywhere. And, I'm telling you, feeding you ashes is saving your guts, or you're already a popsicle. ”

As soon as he said this, it was really like that, now my body is not so cold, but I just can't get used to his arrogant appearance and dragging words, his energy, I really want to beat him.

The mysterious man said that this kid is my nobleman and can develop my yin and yang eyes. However, I really have never seen such a cheap, annoying nobleman. However, after thinking about it, is this man who can open my heavenly eyes really come to me? However, I don't look like it, if you want to say that the person who can open my heavenly eyes, even if it is not Da Luo Jinxian, it should be a master-level master with advanced Taoism, this guy is so young, he is still a nerd, no matter how he looks at it, he doesn't look like a mana. Seriously, I think he's weaker than me, how can he be a master, will the mysterious man make a mistake?

"Stinky boy, don't be arrogant! A few days ago, I was still on the train to see you coming, and your grandson suddenly disappeared, and I was knocked unconscious, and I couldn't find you when I woke up. Why did you appear in our village without seeing the dragon? Who are you? I asked him out loud because it was so sudden and too unacceptable.

"Because of this, scientific truth, besides, I have nothing to do with you here, and besides, I was invited by a high salary, understand? You little Karami! This arrogant guy answered me unhurriedly and arrogantly, and after speaking, he casually spat out a mouthful of phlegm. I was completely flattened by him, I have seen arrogance, but I have never seen such arrogance. Before, the revenge on the train has not been avenged, and it just happens that the new revenge and the old account are counted together.

I was annoyed for a while, stepped forward and grabbed his collar, and lifted him up, I don't plan to let him go, even if he is really a noble person who opens my heavenly purpose, I also have this bad breath, so that he can know that Lord Ma has three eyes. Now you have to ask carefully, who gave you such an arrogant capital, aren't you afraid of being beaten?

"I'll rub, you're arrogant enough, and you said that you don't have anything to do with me, and you also said that I'm a little Karami, have you gone out to brush your teeth? also fooled Uncle Ben, Lao Tzu, if I don't beat you up today so that your mother doesn't know you, it won't be over. Who would have thought that before I could greet my slap, I was firmly locked by the egg, and yelled at me: "Zhang Ruoxu, you are crazy, this person can't be beaten, this is a Taoist who was invited from the village city, a veritable Yang Banxian, it all depends on him to open the way for Uncle Changge tomorrow!" How can you do this to people? ”

I was stunned when I heard this, at first I thought he was a little bastard who came here to mess around, but I never thought that he was really a Taoist family.

"Danzi, don't you dare to make such a joke, he is a liar, he can't be a Taoist. Why don't you even have a robe? When I came back by train two days ago, I was in the same carriage as him, and this grandson brought a pair of short-sighted glasses, and he also looked at high numbers! He's not a Taoist, he's a liar, I said, don't be deceived by him. ”

As soon as the words came out, they were scolded back, and the Sven fool broke free of my hand, took out his myopia glasses from his pocket and put them on, exactly like him on the train. Then, he began to pretend to be forced again, Sven laughed, put his two arms behind his back, and walked slowly and leisurely and said: "Blind your yin and yang eyes, who said that you can't learn mathematics, Lao Tzu Daoshu double cultivation is your shit." Which law of the country stipulates that mathematics cannot be studied, or is it ...... Can't a doctor be a Taoist? Let me tell you, Uncle Ben, or a doctoral student at Peking University! Which green onion do you count, a little garbage, after visual inspection. ”

I was completely speechless, I don't know how to reply, there is indeed no law, Taoist priests can't study mathematics, and doctors can't be Taoist priests. It's just that this is weird, materialism and idealism are both learned, which one does he believe? If you believe it, won't he have a split personality? When he wasn't embarrassed, it was me who was embarrassed, he sat down arrogantly, crossed Erlang's legs, and said, "Hehe, don't be arrogant, you little hair, come, give me a cup of hot tea!" ”

When the tea arrived in his hand, he sipped it one by one, slanting at me with his eyes, and his expression and eyes were very provocative and playful. I thought to myself, let you mess with me, I have to earn back the lost face when I go back, you wait.

In this way, I, a dirty boy, stood beside Sven Dull with anger, eager to tear this arrogant boy with his hands, but he disdained me and provoked me: "Ah, good tea, I know that I will not come in vain, unlike some people, who are angry and anxious, but they can't help it." Oops, it's sad! ”

The sensitive egg, afraid that I would have another seizure, hurriedly stepped forward, blocked in front of me, and introduced to me: "Zhang Ruoxu, no matter if you know each other before or not, what kind of misunderstanding you have, but you are not allowed to make trouble today!" This is Yang Tianshi of the Tianlong Daoist Hall in Longquan Mountain, ten miles away, and his Taoist name is Baitang, he has a certain relationship with Yang Banxian who issued your longevity lock! Fortune telling, all can be counted! I usually can't find anyone, and I finally spent a lot of money to invite the heavenly master, that is, because Uncle Changge asked for a longevity lock, people are willing to move to our village to handle Uncle Changge's funeral, you kid don't make a mistake. ”

has a relationship with Yang Banxian, or a fortune-telling and divination horse, it is better to say that he is good at mathematics and can handle the probability. The most nonsense thing is that he also has a road number, the road name is called Baitang, I think it is more appropriate to call it an idiot! However, I always feel, Sven is stupid, or is it a doctor? Hmph, let me say, he's either a genius or a madman. However, I have seen his skills, and he does have two brushes, and it is reasonable to say that he is a Taoist.

Thinking about it this way, I think this Sven is dockable, and I guess next, he will have to pretend to be forced. Who knows, I was wrong again, it seems that from the beginning to the end, I have never been right, and I keep making mistakes again.

Sven Dugua smiled at Danzi, pulled away his smiling face and said: "Brother Dan, look at you, what is there to hold onto, tell me so much, Taoist priests are about to be unable to eat, otherwise, why would I find something else, isn't it?" In recent years, there are fewer people who believe in gods and ghosts, and I, the Taoist priest, am about to lose my job. Moreover, what I plan is to finish Uncle Changge's work this time, and I will not take on any more jobs in the future...... So, you still call my real name Yang Xian! ”

"Besides, I don't like the road name Baitang very much, I'm just sending Uncle Changge on his last journey, this happens to be a part-time job, indeed, it's quite expensive for me to go to graduate school. It's rare that you can afford me, and you're so willing to give me money, if I don't come again, it's a bit too much to say, isn't it? We are our own people, if we are someone else...... Gotta add money. ”

I can be regarded as understanding after listening to Sven's stupid words, he is still principled, at least he can recognize the reality, and now idealism can't eat, so he must be materialistic. There is another point, he can't escape the social law, that is, he has to have money, and his sentence has to add money - it is simply the current "Embroidered Spring Knife" in the addition of money to the monk Ding Xiu, but this layman is called Yang Xian.

Since this Sven Dugua is a little more materialistic, it is easy to understand that he still studied so the train, but he is still a top student of the highest university in his country, which I didn't expect! However, the current society is very volatile, and he works hard, which is true. It's infuriating that this grandson is so polite to others, but he is either sarcastic or mocking to me, and sometimes he looks cold. Is it really that hard to give me a good look?

And Danzi also had a flattering expression, I don't know what sold his soul, and said to him with a smile: "Okay, okay, you're welcome, we're our own people." Come, let me give you a formal introduction, this is Zhang Ruoxu, we are about the same age, so there is no generational division. It stands to reason that he should call me uncle, but he is neither big nor small. ”

It's over, and the egg has betrayed me, which has lowered my face......

Sven Dugua didn't pretend this time, and said to Danzi with a smile: "No need to introduce, I have known him for a long time, just two days ago, we met on the train, he is a little silly!" Then, he went even further, showed his neat two rows of big teeth, and said in a smug voice, "Is your head a little better?" Also, is there enough money to spend? ”

Okay, you're a bad person, in front of my father and mother and eggs, deliberately expose my shortcomings, this is because I don't lose enough face, you kid wait for me. I pretended not to hear and looked away, deliberately not looking at him.

Seeing that there was nothing wrong with me and Sven Dumb Gourd, Danzi didn't say anything to me anymore, and called the whole family over, gathered together, and asked Sven Dumb Gourd: "Yang Xian, what happened just now?" What do you do when you scatter ashes everywhere, is there something special about this? Did Zhang Ruoxu bump into some evil? ”

Sven gave me a blank look, faked a smile, and said, "It was indeed a little dangerous just now, but it's okay now." Because, just now, the messenger of the netherworld took the old man home, and Zhang Ruoxu was standing in the wrong position. ”

Hearing this, my heart trembled, it was not much different from what I expected, it was Uncle Changge who came back, but I got in the way, and I was carried away like a chicken by the errand man in the realm.

This sentence, the kid surnamed Yang really didn't lie to me, when I was learning Taoism with my master, my master told me more than once. The ghosts of the netherworld can't afford to offend, they are all small-bellied, especially Ren Ba and Gui Jiu, Xin Qi These are easy to say. To put it bluntly, this ghost is even darker than the officials of the realm, and anyone dares to accept bribes. In the past, I listened to my master's words, and I was really polite and respectful of these errands in the netherworld, but since the incident of the coffin of the mother and son, my attitude has changed. It turns out that they are all tigers made of paper, with big shelves and small skills!

At this time, I looked at Sven Dumb again, although this kid was stunned, but he still knew some things about yin and yang metaphysics. Since, the mysterious man said that he can develop my yin and yang eyes, it shouldn't be wrong, forget it, solve the matter as soon as possible, and return to my original life line as soon as possible.

Actually, I'm also a little cautious, thinking that I will educate him well as my Extreme Dao Heavenly Master Pavilion as a family member. In this life line, I am a poor worm who is angry, and in my own life line, I am a master of Taoism, see that I can't kill your melon skin.

For now, I'd better endure it, who told me to wait to develop my eyes, and I have to hurry to deal with the remaining five Warring States Tiger Warriors and enemy demons!

Sven Dugua pretended to talk about the taboo of returning to the soul again: "The position of Zhang Ruoxu is not right, let's talk about the location first, he happened to be in front of the coffin, and he was also in the middle of the Changming lamp and the coffin, which would naturally block the soul of the deceased." ”

After speaking, he pointed at me with the index finger of his right hand, and I was stunned for a moment, what happened to me? Sven Dugua began to beep again: "It's because of you, blocking the way, don't you know, the function of the everlasting lamp is to light the deceased." You are in the way, which is equivalent to blocking the view of others, do you know what to say? The deceased must be guided by a lantern when he returns home, and the most fearful thing is that someone will block the light, and you will not only block it, but also fiddle with the lantern. Even the ghosts can't stand it, thinking that you are deliberately against them so that they can't cross, so you will be lifted by the ghosts to eat yin qi. ”

"There is a great risk that if the light is gone, then the deceased will not be able to see his body and will not be able to find his home. In that case, there is a high probability that I will be reduced to an ownerless lonely soul, and the reason why I sprinkled ashes on the ground is to let the deceased see the white road, and secondly, to disperse Zhang Ruoxu's yin qi, saving me from freezing to death. ”

I understood in my heart, the feeling of sven stupid melon splashing lime is intentional, the seemingly malicious act of sprinkling ashes, it turned out to be a practice of killing two birds with one stone, one is to pave the way for the dead, and the other is to scatter yin for me.

Sven Dugua continued: "I sprinkle incense ashes, because everyone knows that lighting incense is an intentional act to let the deceased eat incense and be worshipped. However, it ignores the role of incense ash, which can also remind the deceased to ascend to bliss early, and when the soul of the deceased steps on it, it will not collapse, but will bulge, because the ghost body defies gravity. Therefore, when I see inhuman ghosts, they are all floating, and ghosts have another name, that is, Ah Piao. ”

Although his words are a bit far-fetched and obscure, however, there is still some truth in listening, if it is really because I am in the way, and Uncle Changge's soul cannot see the way of the afterlife, then it is a great sin. Not only did I not expect that ghosts were not only not affected by gravity, but were even repelled, and I finally understood why ghosts and the like couldn't walk close to the ground! Now, this Rory's wordy Sven is not so annoying, and even has a little cuteness.

Sven Dull said again: "Everyone, you come closer, the funeral is about to happen." The death of the old man Changge, in fact, has a saying, and it is not a secret, he is a substitute for death. That is, in fact, his life has not yet arrived, but why did he die? Please forgive me for not being able to tell you, because the secret of heaven cannot be revealed. Next, please listen to my arrangements and arrangements, please be sure to listen carefully, and you can't make a mistake, otherwise, the dead will not be able to die. ”

The words that were said later were all unnutritious words, who carried the coffin, the person who carried the coffin in front and behind, the left foot first or the right foot or something, just carrying the coffin for five minutes. Then, it's who will beat the soul flag, who will hold the spirit position or something......

In short, a bunch of Rory's rambling words, listening to everyone's head, I really don't know where the taxi came from so much, isn't there a funeral? As for so many taboos, no? I also did the funeral with the master, although there are taboos, but the key steps are in place, and there are no other problems.

By the time he finished listening to his ramblings, more than an hour had passed, and the sky had already dawned. I came back to my senses and remembered an important sentence, or something that Danzi had said unintentionally. I can't remember that sentence clearly, but it probably means that the previous Yang Banxian was the old Taoist priest, and it was related to Yang Xian, a sven fool.

Siwen Dugua has the identity of a Taoist priest, then the old Taoist priest should be his master or uncle or uncle, so the matter of longevity lock...... He should know, right? Even if you don't know, you can definitely point me out. Uncle Changge once asked for a long-life lock from that old Yang Banxian in order to save his own doll, is it possible, what does this Sven fool have to do with the long-life lock?

When I think of this complex relationship, my heart is like a cat's paw scratching, strangely itchy. When Uncle Changge left, there was nothing else about the clues about the longevity lock except for a '24'. Who knows, there is no way out of the mountains and rivers, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village, I didn't expect that the uncle also sent me a gift when he left, this little Yang Banxian should be an insider who can't run!

But I don't have too much certainty, mainly because these things are all my assumptions and speculations, after all, I don't know what kind of relationship Lao Yang Banxian has with this Xiao Yang Banxian. Perhaps, the relationship between Lao Yang Banxian and Xiao Yang Banxian is not as close as imagined, so it is not certain that Xiao Yang Banxian knows the news of the longevity lock......

Besides, this Sven dumb melon named Yang Xian should look about the same size as me, and when my family asked me for a longevity lock, he definitely didn't remember it! Then how can he know about the longevity lock, even if he knows, eighty percent can't remember, the only thing that makes me sure is that he knows that my eyes have special abilities, or that my eyes are useful to him, right......

I'm completely messed up, although there are a lot of clues, but I can't figure it out at all, it's really messy and messy. The bolt lost the longevity lock and died, and the female corpse with the longevity lock was dug up in the Huiying Hotel, and now Uncle Changge also left with the secret of the longevity lock, can I still unlock the secret behind the longevity lock?

Forget it, instead of worrying about it here, it's better to wait for no one around, and then go to Sven Dugua to ask for an understanding, if he knows about the longevity lock, then it's best, even if I don't know, I'm going to die of this heart!

Sven kept saying that he was just an amateur Taoist priest, but judging from the fact that he told the female thief about his ghost husband on the train day, and then to the arrangements for today's funeral. He, a Taoist priest of a high-level intellectual, is a little more professional than a full-time Taoist priest, at least he is not a charlatan who can only say and can't do. Now, what needs to be done is Uncle Changge's white business.

At six o'clock in the morning, all kinds of helpers, people who spent money to work, and various neighbors in the village arrived one after another. It's time, let's go!

The big guys were all dressed neatly, and according to the work arranged by Sven Dugua in advance, they moved in their own duties. My father took the lead, carrying the coffin with another strong man in front, and my mother was responsible for making the banner and crying and mourning, while I replaced the filial son and grandson, hugged the portrait of Uncle Changge, and finally it was the egg He walked in front of me with both hands holding the spirit card.

If I hadn't seen his skills, I would have thought it was a feudal superstition like everyone else. Along the way, he held a peachwood sword and made random gestures, sometimes scattering paper money, sometimes shaking copper bells, and along the way it was a funeral scripture: "The sky is round and the place is square, and the gossip is yin and yang; Open the three souls and seven spirits, and send the souls back to the southwest. Gold, wood, water, fire and earth, in the southeast, northwest, and northwest, people take the Taiping Road, and the ghost crosses the Nai He Bridge. Paper money is sprinkled, spirit runes will be, and the eight immortals are invited to send blessings. ”

"This Sven Dumb Melon is really interesting, even the eight immortals of the Heavenly Court can be invited, I want to see what magical powers they show." After I finished speaking, Sven Dugua began, "One invites Shangxian Tie Guan Li Tijian, two invites Shangxian Han Zhong to centrifuge, three invites Shangxian Zhang Guo Lao Changshou, four invites Shangxian Lu Dongbin Nanjun, five invites Shangxian He Fairy Gu Lady, six invites Shangxian Lancai and Xinqiao, seven invites Shangxian Han Xiangzi Guangzhi, and eight invites Shangxian Cao Guo Uncle Fu ......"

His set of words sounded quite like that, but the country accent was too thick and heavy, so I couldn't hear it very clearly. However, the road down was really smooth, and even we didn't see a sneaky one when we crossed the grave, so it was difficult for Chengdu to know Sven and take the initiative to avoid it. They really don't give face, and they don't come out, I don't know if there is a light figure in the house?

Soon, we arrived at the Feng Shui treasure land that Sven Dugua gave a good idea of in advance, and everyone also cooperated very tacitly, and it was decent, not only each process was taken care of in place, and there was no mistake at all, after arriving at the place, everyone was moved, and everyone was sweating on the road just now.

In fact, Uncle Changge's cemetery was selected before, on a small hillside behind our village, not very far from the cemetery where he was buried. Originally, he wanted to bury him next to his father's grave, but Sven Dugua said that this land was not good, it was a yin land, and it would not prosper his descendants, so he looked at the land and buried him anew. At the same time, he also told us a time, and let us move the grave of Uncle Changge's father to the place designated by him and rebury it at this time.

I don't understand the exquisiteness of this feng shui, I just think it's better for the two to be buried together, at least there is a companion to talk to. At this point, I recalled the scene in the county hospital, but now I don't have the idea of crying, because I have seen it lightly, and my emotions have been vented.

Think back to the night before Uncle Changge's death, his father's soul waited patiently at his bedside for his son to pass away before taking him away...... I began to speculate again, in this chaotic world, where there are souls everywhere, can people live naturally? Or is it that everyone has long been used to living with ghosts?

The burial pit has been dug, and after seven or eight strong men pull the nylon rope with the thickness of their forearms to slowly lower the coffin and withdraw it, they fill it with soil, and it will not take long for the tomb to be filled. The burial is the last step of the funeral, which means that all the rituals have been completed, and the time is just noon.

According to the rules and customs of the hometown, at this time, the relatives and friends who handle the funeral of the deceased will gather together again and arrange a lunch, one is to express gratitude for the help and condolences, and the other is to go to the bad luck on the body. Chinese have a taboo, always feel that things that touch the dead are very obscure, so there is a saying that there is a saying to go to obscurity.

But then again, this meal is the most worthwhile meal, why do you say that? Because, this meal is rich enough, it can't be said to be more pompous than a wedding banquet, and it also has eight dishes and ten plates. If it is in a place with a lot of people, buy this meal after the funeral, then you have to eat the flowing water seat, the villagers and the hands of the people in turn, eat a group of people and then replace the next group of people, take turns to go into battle, that is, the flowing water seat, in the final analysis, there is not enough place, the table is not enough, the dishes and chopsticks are not enough.

Like ours, a backward small village, it was more than 20 years ago that the people were prosperous, so don't look at the few of us who handled Uncle Ge's funeral, it was enough, and it didn't need help to support it at all. I thought that my father had arranged for the cooks, and then we would work as waiters together. Who knows, my father, who has always spent less money and contributed more, has changed his habit of cutting down on food and clothing in the past, and arranged this meal in a restaurant in the next village, no more, no less, there are ten tables, we save worry and effort, this is the money! The painting hurts a little.

Anyway, when the people are all here, and the main dishes are in place, then you can eat and drink openly, and you can't eat and sleep well for so many days, today can be regarded as the end of the end, and it's time to eat a delicious meal. In view of the belief in Taoism in our area, and the brilliant performance of Sven Dugua today, he was well taken care of in the toast, not only my family took turns bombing, but even people from nearby villages and outsiders came to clink glasses with him, and talked about what they wanted to help in the future......

It's been a long time, and the funeral industry is also like this, isn't it just an amateur Taoist? As for grabbing it like this? Sven is really good at pretending to be forced, and the Taoist priest funeral is obviously so much business can be accepted, but he also said that the Taoist priest industry is about to starve to death, and he is not afraid of flashing his tongue with his eyes open. Otherwise, his reputation as a half-immortal would have spread all over the country, and all kinds of business were queued up to deal with it......

Seeing him constantly pushing and changing cups, I'm really afraid that he won't be able to stand this cup after cup, if he really drinks like this, he won't be able to drink and lie down? I've been keeping an eye on him, and I still have a long life lock to ask him. It's superfluous to worry, this grandson drinks like drinking water, a small wine cup takes a sip, touches eighteen in a row, several neighbors in the village are drunk by him, my father and he touched three times, and then turned around to find a place to vomit.

Even when drinking, he made a 'one' gesture with others, and opened his mouth to say that he could drink all the time, and the village party secretary was also sunk by him, sitting against the corner of the wall, exhaling the smell of wine, and saying the words of drunkenness and dreaming of death. Only this cultured, Taoist and alcoholic Sven stupid melon, his face is not blushing if he doesn't go up, conservatively speaking, he has to dry a kilogram of liquor alone. In this way, he also said: "This little wine is only half of my limit......

You're a girl, you don't pretend to be like this, if you brag about it, beware of taxes! Seeing that no one was looking for him to drink anymore, he walked up to me with half a bottle of wine, filled me with a glass, and started to drink with me. I hurriedly pushed: "My alcohol consumption is surprisingly poor, I advise you to drink less, you drink so carefully to death." ”

Who knows, Sven Dugua teased me with disdain on his face and teased me with a word of "waste", so he filled another cup and drank it. Oh hey, what a horrible amount of alcohol.

Looking at the surrounding drunken people again, all of them were unconscious, thinking that the time was ripe, it was time to solve the doubts in their hearts, and after eating a mouthful of food, he said: "Yang Banxian, I have to ask you for advice on that question, please be sure to tell the truth!" At this time, Sven was still pretending to be with me, not even looking at me, let alone replying, and filled himself with a glass of wine, continued to taste it unhurriedly, and said loudly: "Ah, good wine." "It's clear that I am seen as air.

How much hatred I had with you in my last life, your attitude towards others is very friendly, but to me, you either demean it, or ignore it, why can't you get along with me? How much did I owe you in my last life, and how much debt? However, now that I am a lowly person, I have to let go of my dignity, pour myself a glass of wine with a smile, and smile and flatter: "Bai prostitution, hehe, you don't remember villains, the right to be Zhang Ruoxu is a fart, let things go!" I'll do this glass of wine first, and I should make amends for you, you see. ”

After drinking it all, my head was like eating a piece of mustard, and I went straight to my head, thinking that Sven Silly Melons could give me a good look. However, people's faces are so big, and they don't go down even if they have steps, and they still ignore me. His ears seemed to be able to receive various sound signal sources, and he only blocked me, but he was still drinking on his own, and he said, "Good wine!" ”

I'm really convinced, but I can't give up, who made me shameless, just begging to open his chatterbox.