Oops, I'm a mother, how can I be so lucky! Hell, I was crushed by the ghost twice, and now, I've been hit by the ghost again. What does this make me say, is it all about the benefits of the eight-character light? I just want to say "fuck you" to God.

Although it is the first time I have come to such a large deep mountain, I have lived in the countryside since I was born, and I have never climbed the big mountain, but I have climbed a lot of small mountains. Moreover, I dare say that I am quite familiar with the geography of the mountains and forests near my hometown, as well as the jungle ponds and so on, otherwise, I would not dare to climb the mountains alone in the middle of the night. Coupled with the fact that the moon is so round and bright today, I still walk in one direction and there is no fork in the road......

I started to think about the uselessness again, and now that I had encountered a ghost hitting the wall, it was an indisputable fact, and after a short panic, I calmed down again. Although,The situation is not good for me now,But I'm also a hell professional.,If I really see one or two more things like that.,It's not a problem.,The key is that I'm not a profound yang student now.,But a waste wood posterity.。 My eyes are of no use but to hell.

Actually, there is a certain precursor to such a thing as a ghost hitting the wall, and ghosts and ghosts are also to be selected, and those who are full of red light and good luck will definitely not provoke those dirty things, because it is not good for them. On the contrary, it is my kind of bad luck who is unlucky, and people who are unlucky are easy to be entangled. As for the signs of ghosts hitting the wall, most of them are tired, sweating profusely, or having a confused mind and dizziness. At this time, when I think about it, it's not necessarily a physical strength problem that I'm so tired, maybe I'll be targeted by ghosts as soon as I enter the mountain!

I really don't have any authoritative official methods to deal with ghosts hitting the wall, only some wild recipes, first take a deep breath, slowly close your eyes, and wait until your mood calms down, pinch yourself hard, preferably to tears in pain. In this way, the mind will be clear, and the confusion will be gone, and you will be able to see the way out. If you can't do it again, you can only kneel on the ground, burn incense and kowtow to beg the ghosts to let you go, and let you go when you meet a kind-hearted ghost, otherwise, you can only ask for more blessings. I don't want to come to it, how could I be forced into such a predicament by ghosts, I am also a generation of heavenly masters.

In short, in a word, if you want to get out of the maze arranged by ghosts, you must make your mind clear and see the present clearly. That's how we can get out of the dilemma of ghosts hitting the wall.

"Be calm, be steady, don't let the current dilemma mess up your own proportions, isn't it just a ghost hitting the wall! I'm sure I'll be able to get out, I'll definitely be able to! I kept cheering myself up, and after taking a deep breath, I closed my eyes and tried to calm the fear in my heart, I was ready to open my eyes again and find the right path to rush out in one go.

Unfortunately, my eyes opened, and I thought I could find a way out calmly, but it turned out to be ...... I'm not calm at all, there's really no way to be calm, and I'm scared when I think about the horror scene.

Because, the moment I opened my eyes, and then the bright moonlight shone, I found that my shadow was one more, and that shadow did not look like mine. I'm tall and big, and my shadow naturally grows longer, but that little shadow is not only short but also rickety, so it can't be a ghost, right?

Whose shadow is it? The question in my heart made me instinctively cry out: "Who is it?" Don't mess around behind your back, there is a kind of coming out? Don't be a villain, make this kind of joke, scary ghost tricks are not fun at all. ”

No one answered me, and that's strange, I didn't hear any footsteps following me all the way, but the shadow was real, like a human being, but it should be a small one. I jump to the left, and it jumps to the left; I took a step to the right, and it followed suit, becoming my second shadow, repeating my movements.

Who will this shadow be? Since it's not mine, whose will it be? It shouldn't be a ghost, because a ghost has no shadow, unless it's a huge loophole. Just as I was hesitating whether to turn back, I began to think about it again.

After all, in the middle of the night, I was still in this ghost circle that I couldn't get out of, and there was an inexplicable black shadow behind me, no matter how I thought about it, it made people feel chills. So, I quickened my pace again, and walked forward quickly, thinking that I could get rid of this superfluous shadow by running fast on my own! As it turned out, I was naïve, I took a few steps forward, and the shadow followed me a few steps, always keeping a certain distance from me, and looked at the distance of about a foot, how could I follow it so well!

The movement of the shadow was a perfect replica of almost every movement of mine, as if it were a replica of my shadow, although the movements were the same, but I clearly saw that the shadow was not connected to me, it stands to reason that the shadow should be connected to the body from the footsteps, it is behind me, and it extends from me a foot away. I've tried hard to shake it off, but I just can't. Should we look back?

I don't care so much, anyway, it's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, since the king of Hades wants me to die in the third watch, who dares to keep me until the fifth watch, I will die! I turned my heart sideways, ready to be scared to death or killed, and suddenly turned around, only to find that the back was empty, I wanted to see what was following me, and behind it was still a large overgrown grave, and nothing else, I said to myself: "This is typical of the ghost playing with me, but why doesn't this ghost show up?" "Is it my delusion?

When I turned back and wanted to go on, the strange shadow appeared again, and my own shadow became a little lighter, and the shadow was a little more colorful, and it was a little closer to my shadow, and every time I moved, he would come closer to me, very clearly, really clearly......

Just when I was scared and wondering, I suddenly felt that my shoulder was hit by something, and I reflexively looked back sharply, or nothing, what hit me? I...... Is it sensitive again? Who the hell is it, is it a monkey, a mischievous wild monkey? I have the impression that the monkeys in the mountains and forests are especially fond of pranks.

It's weird, it's really weird, if it's a monkey prank, there should be a figure. Although the monkey is much more sensitive than me, it is not so much that I can't even see it! Thinking about it, I got annoyed, don't care if it's a stinky monkey or a broken squirrel, if I don't accompany him, won't there be an extra shadow? I don't have the time to play hide and seek with you little animals, I still have something to do, I'm too lazy to take care of you, I'm willing to follow that, anyway, I don't bring anything to eat.

I made up my mind to ignore the weird shadow, let it follow if it wants, I just take care of my own way, as long as I can get out of this mass grave, I forgive you for not daring to follow Lao Tzu, you are not the shadow of Lao Tzu. I continued to walk and stop, and the shadow followed me up and down, and as I walked, I found a different sight, as if I had walked out of the mass grave to a new area, and I brushed aside the thorns and took a flashlight.

Great, this is the road, I found the way, I jumped up for joy, and when I looked behind me, the shadow was a certain distance away from me, and I was overjoyed. Although the frequency and movements of the little shadow's hands and feet are still the same as mine, they are indeed at a certain distance from me, and now the extra shadow has been left behind me, just now it was a foot away, and now it is obviously two feet away. It was getting closer and closer just now, how could it be far away now, and besides, my shadow was still fading

I secretly rejoiced in my heart, I was quite tired, but now I feel energetic, my mind is a little clearer, and I am no longer as confused as I was just now. After walking forward for a while, there were no more thorns blocking the way, and the road ahead was clearly visible. Xin said: "It turns out that this road is like this, although the mountain road is rugged and difficult to walk, but this section of the road is more annoying, but I persevered, the road behind is definitely a smooth road, no need to walk such an annoying mountain path." ”

Seeing that there was an emotional flat road in front of me, I instantly came to the spirit, the pace involuntarily increased a little, and the cadence also went up quickly, just now I was still panting and walking quickly, and now it has been upgraded to a trot, and I am about to go on the road, and when I am excited, there is a fork.

I don't know if I ran too happily and too hard, my center of gravity was not very stable and I almost fell forward, but fortunately I still controlled my center of gravity and didn't fall, and stood still. Who knows, I stepped on a slippery thing again, my feet slipped, my body was crooked, and I didn't have time to react before I could make any preparations, so I immediately fell down, and it was really a strong fall, and it made me fall on my back...... When I sat up, I looked at the soles of my feet, and it turned out to be a piece of watermelon rind......

Damn, the watermelon rind brought by the deep mountains and old forests must have been eaten by someone and thrown down casually! What thing, so lacking in virtue has to be thrown in this place, it makes me feel so uncomfortable to fall, no, this melon skin is still wet. Obviously, someone just finished eating watermelon and threw this thing down, I rely on his mother, who is so lacking in virtue? Calm down and think about it, there is only one person who can still have this point in time in this place, and at the same time there is such a person who is idle to throw watermelon peels and make a whole person, that is the little Taoist priest of the Tianlong Daoist Hall, Yang Xian who killed a thousand knives, you who have been cut by a thousand knives, you guy who has suffered a thousand knives.

This damn thing, throwing such a slippery thing made me so bad that I almost couldn't stand up, I just straightened up, held my waist and scolded the sky: "Yang Xian, you Sven-looking stupid melon, my ancestors in your family are boarded." ”

"Thanks to your eyes that can recognize yin and yang, you can't even see a piece of watermelon skin, no wonder you were hit by a ghost. In addition, there is no one in my family for a long time, and you still want to be the ancestors of my family, so you can go down to the day! You're stupid and stupid. ”

Then, another piece of watermelon rind greeted me on my forehead, and I don't have to guess, it must be the masterpiece of Sven Silly Melon.

When I was about to greet him again, Sven Dugua put one hand in his pocket, nibbled on a watermelon with the other, and teased me from time to time, and walked out of the dark mountain forest slowly.

He came out with the stinky dog "Big Tooth" who abandoned me and drove away in advance, still wagging his tail at me, and snorting at me by the way. Then, Sven Dugua took out an opened ham sausage from his pocket and threw it on the ground, and "Big Tooth" began to eat it with relish. "Big Tooth" What about the spirit of your loyal dog Hachiko? Well, I'm not your master at all, there's no need to be loyal to me.

"Okay, you stupid, what are you doing hiding in the shadows? Why didn't you come out early, and deliberately threw a banana peel to hurt me, almost breaking my ass into eight pieces. You turtle grandson bastard, don't you want to fix me? "I rubbed my sore buttocks and complained to him again and again, because the fall hurt me so much that I almost broke my waist. If it weren't for the grass on the ground for me, I'd have fallen for it.

I once witnessed a person guessed a banana peel on the asphalt road, and fell down with the same posture and force as me, and he couldn't get up at that time, and then after the 120 ambulance came, he was fixed on the scene to fix the waist disc to carry it away, such a force, can really break a person. As long as you fall in the right place, if you fall with the right strength, that person's bones are simply not too brittle.

"Yes, I just want to kill you, kill you, just so that you can roll down to my ancestors. The first time I saw you, I found that your Yin Tang was black, and you were born to see ghosts, you said you, you live so disgustingly, why don't you die? In addition, let me clarify with you, in fact, instead of killing you, I saved your life. Sven Dugua had a gloating expression, and I became more and more angry, as if after I fell to my death, he could inherit tens of millions of inheritances or receive millions of insurance compensation, this kid simply played the non-toxic husband to the extreme.

"What? You're not trying to kill me, you're saving me? No kidding, if you really saved me, then tell me, how did you save me? "I don't believe this guy's words at all, his arrogant and invincible attitude, I have seen it a long time ago, relying on his high education and Taoist skills to always talk to me, I just don't dump him.

"I just saved you, don't say how I saved you. Let's start with it, do you know if you know the night kui? "Sven is very good at it, and said in a good way, I know that Yekui is a weak ghost. However, this kind of thing is really uncommon, and I also want to test Sven's strength, so I pretended not to believe it and said provocatively:

"Night-Queen? What is it? Ghosts? I don't believe it, unless you take one out and show it to me. ”

Sven smiled and said to me: "Don't catch me, there is just a ready-made one, isn't this right behind you, do you dare to turn back?" With that, he snorted at me again, meaning to ask me to look back.

I turned around and looked behind me, and there was nothing unusual except for the extra shadow. It's just that the shadow still does the same as me, and it is still in the same posture and frequency as me, so to speak, it is completely in sync with me.

"Let me tell you, this evil thing is called Yekui, a bit like the rumored ghost of the dead, but this evil thing is not for reincarnation. On the contrary, I think it's fun, and it's just for fun, so I've heard of it for the first time. As for it, it doesn't have much spiritual power, it's a very weak kind of ghost, and it just likes to eat people's souls. "Sven is right, Ye Kui is really this virtue, not very vicious, but anyone who is a little stronger, Ye Kui does not dare to provoke. Perhaps, instead of detaining other people's souls, he played himself to death, that is, a person like me who is light on eight characters is easy to be targeted by this evil. Anyway, Sven Dumb Melons can be regarded as saving my life, so I owe him,

I turned my head again, and looked at the night kui he was talking about, and saw that it was a little funny, and I couldn't laugh anyway, because Sven said that it was a demon who eats human souls, and I was a little afraid. However, I seem to understand something, but I don't know how to describe it. can only look at Sven Dumb Gourd in confusion, dealing with this kind of evil, Sven Dumb Gourd is a professional. It's just that his ability is just a pediatric in my opinion, but if people don't know, I won't show off, don't show off, who makes us not frequent, so I won't do useless work with others.

Sven didn't rush to make a move, but teased me: "Hey, you kid, aren't you very good at running?" Why don't you run, you keep running, hmph, I don't know if I'm dying. I also complained about me, pad watermelon skin for you, if it weren't for this watermelon skin, you would be dead, wait for the family to arrange the funeral for you! ”

When he said this, my heart trembled, this Sven fool is definitely not joking, but I don't understand what he means, is he making a big fuss! Before I could figure it out, I heard him continue: "Actually, you were hit by a ghost on the wall, and the one who mentioned your shadow behind you was Yekui, fortunately I was here, otherwise it would be enough for your kid to drink a pot." ”

After Sven finished speaking, he walked towards the shadow that followed me, and when he came to him, he saw that I was about to turn his head, and he hurriedly drank: "Don't move, you kid, I'm catching it." I saw him recite a spell that I didn't understand, and then, grabbing forward out of thin air, I heard a squeak, but I saw a gray figure gradually appear from his hand, and Sven's hand tightly grabbed the figure's neck, and the figure's feet were still stepping on the shadow that was changing with my movements...... Sven is stupid, he is really a god, and he is really a capable nerd.

As his hand tightened tighter and tighter, the figure began to struggle as if it had come to life, and now it seemed that the shadow was like a child being played, and it was about to lose its breath. Finally, the little shadow couldn't stand it anymore, and as soon as he put his foot away, he saw the shadow that was trampled on by his foot, brushed the ground, and quickly returned to my feet, and suddenly, it merged with my shadow, what is the situation? I observed my own shadow, oh my God, now my shadow is a level darker than it was just now, and the evil man named Yakui has really eaten my shadow.

Damn, you damn Yekui, it turned out to be you! The extra shadow I had just now turned out to be no one else's, but my own, a part of the shadow that it had pulled away from my shadow. The shadow had simply left my body, trapped by the evil man named Yekui, thanks to Sven's stupidity.

Now that the shadow has returned to its normal body, Sven smiled dumbly: "You little thing, let me catch it, you can die." After speaking, I recited a few more spells that I didn't understand, and a blue fire was generated in my left hand, which was inserted into Ye Kui's black head at once, and then let go of the right hand that was stuck in Ye Kui's neck, and with a 'ah' sound, the thing turned into a cloud of green smoke and floated into the sky and dispersed. I know, Sven is stupid This is a little evil of Ye Kui, although it is said that Ye Kui's malignancy and harm are very small, but the size is also a scourge, and it is right to deal with it, there is nothing bad.

After Sven Dugua finished dealing with Ye Kui, he looked at me and smiled: "What are you eating with these eyes?" What a vain blindness! Do you know if a normal person has three souls and seven spirits, and what are three souls and seven spirits? ”

This kid actually sold the three-character scripture in front of the saint, and you, a little Taoist priest, actually showed it to me. However, I still wanted to let him develop my eyes as soon as possible, so that I could return to my life line, so I didn't answer him. just smiled, pretended not to know, shook his head at him again and said, "I don't know, what are the three souls and seven spirits!" ”

"Hey, hey, you're still a supernatural writer, and you don't even know the three souls and seven spirits, no wonder the number of clicks and collection rate of what you write are so low! It turns out that it's all a showcase, you don't have any real skills, right? Then I'll give you a little bit of knowledge. ”

"There are many interpretations of the Three Souls and Seven Souls, and the three souls recognized by our Taoists are the soul, the awakened soul and the living soul. Specifically, the seven spirits are, one spirit is the sky, the second spirit is wisdom, the third spirit is the qi, the fourth spirit is the force, the five spirit is the center, the six spirit is the essence, and the seven spirit is the Ying. ”

"What? There are so many things to say about the three souls, tell me about it! I also had to pretend to be funny, praised him, and even said, "Yang Tianshi, you are really amazing, these things you said can add material to my writing, I like it very much." Thank you, now my supernatural will be more exciting and richer. ”

"The soul, also known as the main soul or the heavenly soul, is the original soul of the three souls, once the main soul is lost, the body loses its host, and the person dies immediately; If a person does not have an earth soul, he will not die immediately, but he will be unconscious, and after a certain period of time, the earth soul has not returned to the body, and the person is really dead; The living soul, also called the human soul and the elephant soul, is the soul that controls the nerves among the three souls, and it is different from the situation where you will die if you lose the main soul and the earth soul, and there are only two results if you lose the human soul, either you are stupid, you are smirking every day except drooling, or you will become crazy. ”

Speaking of this, Sven Dugua sold me another pass and asked, "Zhang Ruoxu, do you know which of your souls was detained by Yekui?" Is it a heavenly soul, an earth soul, or a human soul? ”

"How do I know this, don't sell it, say it quickly!" I urged him to hurry up, because there was still business to be done.

"What we have heard about being scared stupid, frightened crazy, and frightened to lose their souls, in fact, they are all talking about one thing, that is, they are scared to lose their souls, and among the three souls, the human soul is the easiest to lose, because the human soul is controlled by emotions; Besides, the earth soul is the most intimate to the human body, and the inseparable shadow is the earth soul, someone walks at night, passes through the cemetery, and suddenly falls unconscious, that is, the earth soul is detained by the evil spirit, and what you lost just now is the earth soul; The last is the main soul, and if the soul is temporarily out of the body, it can be saved, but the main soul is not out of the body, once the main soul is out of the body, it will die immediately, so don't lose your main soul if you lose anything. ”

The more Sven Dugua spoke, the more addicted he became, and the more I listened, the more addicted he became, and he said: "The human soul is your shadow, let me tell you, Yekui's favorite thing is to make a game, and the ghost in you hitting the wall is the game it creates, which first makes you panic and get confused." Find another great opportunity to detain your soul by touching your body. But fortunately, the cultivation of this Yekui you met is insufficient, and there is no way to catch your earth soul and detain it at once, so you can only choose your shadow first, that is, the earth soul outside the human body to attack first, if it is a powerful one, then you are already unconscious. ”

"Let me put it this way, if the earth soul leaves the body, is not bound by the evil spirit, and is within ten zhang distance of the body, it can catch up with itself and follow your body to reset again. However, if your earth soul leaves your body for more than ten zhang, you will actually have a headache and dizziness, and then you will fall into a coma, if there is no one to help you take back the earth soul, then you can only cross the Nai He Bridge and drink Meng Po soup. Oh...... I'm a little wrong, you can't be reincarnated as an adult without a soul, you just care about moving forward, you still think that the shadow is not yours! It's almost ten feet away, but fortunately my watermelon skin ...... "Sven stupid melon gave me a sigh again, I really see that he is unhappy, I have never seen such a pretending person." I had to pretend to be flattering and said to him: "Yang Tianshi, you are really awesome, you, that's a rat biting and twisting its ass—it's really awesome." ”

Now I can be regarded as giving this kid enough face, although Sven is stupid, although he hates it, but, it really saved my life at a critical time. Although I was saved by a mysterious man in the life line that the mysterious man walked down for me, he saved my life anyway! The most important thing is that this is my nobleman, and I still count on him to completely open my heavenly eyes for me!

He seemed to see that I was distracted, and said unhappily: "Idiot, if you still don't listen, if you don't want to listen, I won't tell you!" Really, do you think I'm willing to waste a word with you? ”

"Listen, listen, I'll listen, you can speak quickly!" Once again, I pretended to coax him to speak.

Sven was arrogant for a moment, and said: "The earth soul and the human soul are not considered secondary souls, but it can't be said that they are not important, if you lose any of these two souls, within three days, you will fall into a coma due to the imbalance of yin and yang, and the coma time depends on the specific situation of the individual." The human soul doesn't know, but the earth soul is gone, and if it exceeds seven seven or forty-nine days, it will really be a life, and it will be futile for Da Luo Jinxian to renew your life. So, you kid said that you owe me a favor if you are light, and you owe me a life if you say it is heavy, think about how to pay it back? Sven smirked.

This kid's hippie smiling face is really bad, just now he gave me a serious literacy job, and now he is starting to change my face again, isn't this just a business? First I traded my goods, and then he had to sit on the ground and raise the price, what a profiteer! However, he did save my life, and I really owe him a big favor, I really don't know how to answer his question, how to pay off the debt? I was stumped.

However, after thinking about it, how could this stupid monkey spirit make me pay off my personal debt so easily. I hurriedly started a verbal fight with him: "Hey, I said, don't think that you will stop me because of this matter!" Don't be foolish, what do you want? I don't have anything to give you, and besides, I didn't let you save me, you were the ones who did it yourself. "As a last resort, I played a scoundrel on him, and I had to slap him twice if I gave too many sweet dates, so as to save him from getting carried away.

"Hey, you kid, you don't have any big skills, but you're quite a hooligan! I really can't do anything to you, but I told you in advance. The night kui just now hasn't formed a climate yet. However, there are a lot of ghosts living in this mass grave, most of them died unexpectedly, or they died in a foreign land, so they have a lot of resentment, and I can't guarantee if there are capable ghosts in this. Oh, I forgot to tell you, actually, you haven't walked out of the mass grave yet, or you can take a walk by yourself, it's still an hour before 12 o'clock, and we'll see you at the Tianlong Dao Hall! "Sven was holding me, and he was about to leave.

Ah, I'm still in the circle of mass graves? Feelings, I'm still spinning in place, that's not good, I hurriedly smiled and coaxed and said: "Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, let's discuss, let's discuss." ”

I almost fell in love with Sven's stupid gourd just now, don't want it if you have a weak heart, although it's clear, this is the yang scheme that Sven's stupid gourd designed for me. However, I still have to jump inside, and he didn't come to wait for me on purpose, but he was already sitting on a big tree to observe me, and he was also determined that I couldn't get out of this mass grave, so he had already been ambushed here. But, now I'm a grandson, I'm an uncle, I can't afford to offend others, even if I want to turn over the waves but I can't get any capital, I'm really afraid of offending this master, and then leave me here alone, continue to go around, and I can't get out. Forget it, admit it, who made me lose my year, if I really rely on myself to walk out of this mass grave, I really can't say when.

"Eh, I said Yang Xian, Uncle Yang, Yang Tianshi, Yang Ancestor...... Little I have a cigarette here, do you smoke it? With that, I quickly took out my Yellow Crane Tower, handed it over, and sent it to someone to light a fire.

This guy is really cheap and obedient, and he looked at me coldly: "Don't fool me with your broken smoke, I don't eat this set." You kid, aren't you capable? Then go out on your own, don't you admit that you owe me a favor? ”

"Oh, master, look at what you said, why don't I owe you a favor? I owe, I owe, I owe you a big favor. Since you saved me, then you say, how can I repay Uncle Yang Xian for your 'great kindness'? I deliberately emphasized the four words of great kindness, and my tone became more serious, and I could only resist a little in such a weak way.

Sven Dugua enjoyed my sycophancy very much, and chose to ignore the four words 'great kindness', and said with a smile: "Zhang Ruoxu, you are really damned!" However, I still give you a chance to repay it, in fact, you don't owe me anything, saving you is just a gesture. As for you, you're just returning me a favor, and it's just a simple barter, a fair business at the time. What I have to do now is to help you find the longevity lock you lost, and you, you have to hand it over to me for safekeeping, anyway, the longevity lock has passed its 24-year life period, and it's useless for you to keep it? ”

Sure enough, the wolf can't spit out gold from his mouth, and this guy is still thinking about the longevity lock, otherwise, he will definitely not save me for no reason. However, I wasn't surprised by his request, but I didn't expect his city to be so deep, in order to get a long-life lock, he deliberately arranged such a bureau, which is really thoughtful!

"It's not that I don't want to give it to you, it's just that I've lost the longevity lock for a long time, and I don't even know where it is? How can I give it to you! With that, I spread out my hands and shook my head with a smile and a smile, indicating that I couldn't help it.

"Besides, Yang Xian, I remember what you said, your master mass-produced seven longevity locks that give people life, isn't it just enough to collect all three? Why are you looking for the one I lost? I don't even know where I lost it, can you find it? "I laughed at this guy from the bottom of my heart who didn't talk and drafted.

After listening to this, Sven curled his fingers into a hook, slammed them at my head, swept me with that contempt and contempt, and slowly spit out a sentence: "You shit, are you really stupid or fake stupid." Explain two points, the first point, I'm talking about the longevity lock you lost after I helped you find the longevity lock you lost, you want to give it to me, oK? The second point, when I say that I find more than three, it is really above, not the above in the law, which contains the original number, but the more that does not contain the original number in mathematics, that is, I want to find the four longevity locks. ”

…… Sven's sarcastic and mocking words made me feel uncomfortable, and I made at least three international friendly gestures in my heart in front of him, and scolded him ten times in a row 'fuck you', because, Lao Tzu is not really stupid or fake stupid, your mother uses law and mathematics to confuse concepts with me, how do I understand. What to show? Isn't it just to understand "Advanced Mathematics"? No way!

"This longevity lock, in addition to the one you lost, there should be at least six, but the photo you showed me, the one you photographed, is now kept as evidence by the detectives, whether you can get it or not, let's not talk about it, besides, it has been sealed with cement for so long, and it is not clear whether it can be used, so I have to prepare for the worst."

The worst plan, what is the worst plan, aren't you a doctor of mathematics? The problem of probability should not be difficult for you to understand, or it is bad luck.

He continued: "In addition to these two longevity locks, and the one that Uncle Changge begged for, there should be four more, and I have been looking for four for so many years." I haven't touched any valuable clues, even if it's a probability problem, you have to have a basis to deduce the probability! Let's put it this way, the difficulty is simply to find a needle in a haystack, or to find an embroidery needle in the Pacific Ocean. Now, I can only hope to find the longevity lock you lost first, although, you lost it. But at least you know, where did you lose it? How did you lose it? Now, I can only go find the longevity lock you lost first. Because of the limited time, since the other questions in the exam paper are difficult, I can only start with the simple ones. ”

This sounds reasonable, I nodded, sincerely admired, not to be a top student in the Department of Mathematics, this mathematics is not in vain, it is the motivation for learning! It sounds a little ridiculous, learning advanced mathematics, especially learning probability, is so good, in order to find the lock of longevity, for the product of idealism, and to use the principle of materialism to find, there is absolutely no second person in the world except for you, a sven fool. However, in this world, I am afraid that there will be no second person as thoughtful as him.

Just as I was thinking about how to find out the longevity lock I lost, Sven Fool led the topic to me again: "The key is your eyes that can see evil ......"

"If you want to use my eyes, why are my eyes the focus again?" I asked suspiciously, thinking that judging from the few interactions I had with Sven Dumb, he was indeed a person with two brushes, and he was still a ruthless character. But judging from the fact that he saved my earth soul with a watermelon peel and grabbed the night kui who ate my soul in his hand at once, he is an expert who can deal with dirty things, and the most remarkable thing is that my yin and yang eyes have not found the night kui, he can catch it.

I said, "You're so capable, and you still have to use my eyes, you're kidding!" It made me wonder so much, and even a little shocked. ”

"It's still the same sentence, blind your eyes!"