"Gross-"

Yanzi still spit out solidly this time.

She fell off the dining chair, her legs still resting on the chair. rubbed the back of his head painfully, and the health that had just been filled up after the live broadcast had fallen off a little bit.

Yan Zi frowned slightly, his body reacted faster than his brain, and he subconsciously held down the thing that jumped over like a calf.

The round autumn is like a cool touch soaked in seawater, which makes her stunned.

Glancing down at his abdomen.

The blue egg was still very strong, and it hurt to hit someone.

"Alive?"

Yan Zi stretched out his hand to touch it, but the blue egg dodged awkwardly to the side.

"It's ...... Angry? "She's not very good at coaxing children.

Unhatched blue eggs are the prototype of life.

So, in her eyes, it's actually no different from a child.

Yanzi adapted quickly to such a wonderful thing as Dan lived, and was not too surprised. She simply sat cross-legged on the ground, reached out and took the egg to her lap, and asked softly, "Why are you still angry?" ”

The egg turned his back, still huffing and refusing to pay attention to her.

Yanzi hesitated for a moment, and then organized the language, "Why don't I play a song for you, and the two of us listen to it together?" ”

She felt like the parents she had seen in front of the nursery school in the past, picking up their children from school and coaxing them to go back to let go of the grass garden baby.

It's rare for her to speak so softly, but the egg doesn't appreciate it.

Instead, he smashed her even harder, and then bounced back to the bed.

Yanzi: ????

There's nothing wrong with this kid, right?

But it doesn't matter if it listens or not, the other two pots of seedlings have to listen anyway.

But as soon as she clicked play, someone came to her chat.

[Xia Ren: Sister, last time you were willing to trade with me, I haven't repaid you, you can see if you need this, if so, take it away directly with a piece of wood. ］

Yan Zi glanced at the item information he sent, it was two packs of boxy things, and the packaging was printed with the moon pattern at night, which was a very common thing in supermarkets in the real world.

▲ Sanitary pads: real-world necessities. A certain x treasure brand, comfortable, breathable and not easy to leak, guarding a good partner who can sleep with peace of mind.

The corners of Yanzi's mouth twitched.

This world gamizes people and cuts off the two urgents, doesn't the third one also cut off the third one?

She didn't know about the other girls, but she didn't have them anymore. It's good to be able to save a life after a serious injury, where can you dare to expect that your body functions and parts are intact?

But even so, Yan Zi seemed to suddenly think of something, and looked at the blue egg who was still pretending to be dead and lying on the bed waiting for coaxing, and finally traded these two bags of things.

【Tampon ×10】

……

A few minutes later, in the reluctant and violent struggle of the egg cubs.

The patriarch knelt on the bed with one leg bent, and pressed it with one hand. The other violently opened the pack of tampons, took out an extra-long 420 as a diaper jacket, and wrapped it stiffly.

The child jumped twice in anger, but he couldn't shake it off without hands or feet.

The two pots of seedlings next to them were finally quiet and invisible this time, and there were no moths at all.

"It's cold, wear more."

Yanzi hugged it, took off his coats as he spoke, and put them on each other.

But before she could close her eyes and rest for a while, the egg burst out and hit her head with a bang.

Yanzi lifted his coat and got up, stared at the bear child and narrowed his eyes, and then walked directly to the bonfire rack without saying a word......

Egg:!!!!

……

It was almost midnight, and the egg cub finally got down to himself.

Of course, it is also possible that you are tired of tossing. Anyway, wrapped in that wide coat, I finally nestled in her arms and fell asleep.

Yanzi didn't feel sleepy anymore.

Staring at the shell floating on the surface of the sea again, she held the child in one hand, threw out the fishing rod with the other, and hooked it easily.

[Congratulations, you have received the mercy of the god of pleasure!] 】

【Rope × 2, Fun Gloves × 1, Steamed Bun × 2】

Her eyes were very good, so almost the moment she opened it, she clearly saw that the item that was supposed to be mineral water suddenly turned into a pair of black half-fingered gloves.

▲ Joy Gloves: ??? An item given by the God of Pleasure. With special effects, it may make people more cheerful.

"Mercy ......"

She showed a faint smile that she couldn't tell what it was, revealing a little pale and cold, "They...... Is there still mercy? ”

These so-called gifts from the Lord of Calamity don't seem to be very recognizable.

She opened the trading interface with Tong Sheng and tried to put the gloves on.

The system's prompt popped up quickly.

[Hint: God-given things cannot be traded.] 】

"Oh."

The temptation failed, and Yan Zi had no choice but to take it back and slowly put it on his hand.

Ignoring any gods, it's just an ordinary pair of half-fingered gloves.

The top even refers to the popular hollow design in the real world, slightly revealing the back of the hand, you can see the green tendons under the white skin, and the hands that are more and more lined are slender and beautiful.

The size is perfect, almost like it has been customized.

And most importantly, the pain in the right hand seems to have lessened.

Presumably, there should be more than night and trading on the clock.

It's just that the god of entertainment, like the previous god of killing, only gave her things and didn't let her see them, probably because of this, he was not successfully lit up.

I caught a glimpse of the black dining chair, which had no clues.

Yan Zi's eyes flashed slightly, and he suddenly understood why this was abandoned by his own creator god. He is a god of pleasure, but he has created something that makes people miserable......

"So, is this compensation, or is it ......"

Before he could finish speaking, a gray fog began to rise on the sea.

Rather than drifting slowly in the real world, these things are more like a curtain being lowered in one piece.

Yan Zi immediately grabbed the egg child who was still sleeping and put it into his clothes. It's a pity that the zipper of this jacket on my body is broken, otherwise there would have been another layer of protection.

Although the blue egg can't tell what kind of species it is, it is very lacking in heart. She rolled over in her clothes, rolled closer, and continued to sleep like a dead pig.

When Yanzi stuffed the two pots of seedlings under the bed, the status bar that was originally good was instantly updated to-

▲ cherry tomatoes: seedling state, disappointed, expectant......

▲Carrot: seedling state, disappointed, expectant......

With a dark face and a look at his slightly bulging abdomen, Yan Zi naturally understood what these two pots of things were expecting and disappointing.

Automatically ignoring these two lines, she looked back at the sea covered in thick fog and could not see anything.