Chapter 44: Drunken Confusion
Because Lu Bu is called a civil official, but his temperament is still the temperament of a military attachΓ©. Taiyuan Taishou was afraid that his words were not right, so he forcibly dragged He Bai to see Lu Bu.
Lu Bu lived in a small courtyard in Jinyang City, which was specially arranged by Taishou. Taiyuan Taishou arranged a small courtyard for each of Ding Yuan's high-ranking subordinates. Because Lu Bu's level is higher, it will be relatively luxurious.
After Taiyuan Taishou sent jewelry and other things worth hundreds of dollars, Lu Bu immediately welcomed Taiyuan Taishou and He Bai into the mansion with great joy, and there was no trace of the murderous spirit of the daytime. The three of them sat in the mansion and drank, and Lu Bu had several personal soldiers waiting in the courtyard. Soon, in order to make it easier for Taiyuan Taishou to speak, he asked Lu Bu to temporarily wave back his own soldiers.
Lu Bu gave each of his soldiers a thousand dollars and let them go and have fun on their own. Taiyuan Taishou immediately began to pour ecstasy soup, and He Bai was surprised to find that Lu Bu's literary talent was good, at least in terms of ancient literature, he was much stronger than He Bai.
Taiyuan Taishou said: "I have heard for a long time that when Lu Zhubo was engaged under the command of Zhang Tingshi, I had already heard of it, but I didn't know Lu Zhubo's thoughts, and I never dared to visit. β
He Bai only knew at this time that Lu Bu had also served under the command of his predecessor Zhang Yi, but he had just taken refuge at that time, and Zhang Yi died in battle before he could be trusted by Zhang Yi. Lu Bu was also under Zhang Yi's hands, and he got acquainted with Zhang Yi's fellow clansmen Zhang Yang, Zhang Liao and others.
Lu Bu asked suspiciously: "Listening to the words of He Duwei today, it seems that you know a certain family?" I don't know if He Duwei has ever met a certain family. β
He Bai smiled: "No, no." However, in the name of the ancestor brother, He Bai has already heard of it. I only heard that Brother Feng Xian is very good at archery, with 100 shots and 100 hits, and a Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand, almost invincible in the world. It is a brave general like Li Guang, the former Han Fei general. I saw it yesterday, and it was really extraordinary. β
When Lu Bu heard this, he laughed proudly and said: "I don't want to be the first time I meet Zi Yidi, who knows a certain family, a certain family is definitely not a big talk, if the court takes a certain family as a general, the rebellion will be peaceful everywhere you go." In the place where he was towned, Hu Lu did not dare to face half a point. It's a pity ......"
He Bai laughed and said: "Brother Feng's ability can be seen by the world, don't worry too much about wasting your talent in vain." I observe the ancestor brother's qi gathering canopy, Shenhua is introverted, and his own luck can't be hidden, and there is a sudden eruption of meaning. It won't take two or three years for everyone in the world to know you. β
Regarding the sycophants of Taiyuan Taishou and He Bai, Lu Bu was suddenly tricked, and he couldn't help but be a little dazed. It seems that Lu Buguo is really a simple guy, just like a three-year-old child, who changes his face very quickly, and likes to boast about himself and others.
At this time, as early as in the Taiyuan Taishou carriage outside the mansion, after the beauties of Jinyang City who had been waiting for a long time were summoned, Lu Bu completely bowed down, and called Taishou brother, and He Bai called brother. The intention of digging out the heart and lungs made Taiyuan Taishou, who didn't know much about Lu Bu, surprised.
He Bai finally understood that Lu Bu, as long as he was good to him, whether it was true or false, he would inevitably dig out his heart and lungs with you. If he finds out that you are hypocritical, he will kill you without discussion. Therefore, those who dare to use him must be true to him. Just like ...... Liu Bei is the same as Guan Zhang.
Lu Bu's sad fate in history, and the bad reputation of later generations, are not because he followed the wrong lord and ended up in a bad end. If he had followed Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Sun Ce and other heroes earlier, he would have been a rare fierce general.
He Bai's alcohol is shallow, and he was drunk early. Lu Bu is not drunk and everyone is drunk, and after being poured by the beauty, he is also drunk. But Taiyuan was too obedient to the alcohol test, and he got drunk in the end. And Taiyuan Taishou had servants to help him, and he went back to sleep in a carriage. He Bai couldn't ride a horse because he was drunk, so he could only climb on the desk alone in a daze.
And Lu Bu's personal soldiers were nowhere to be found, and there seemed to be no servants in the house, so He Bai was so sad that he slept to death in the living room. I don't know how long it took, He Bai was awakened by the urge to urine, and he was confused and put water next to the pillar outside the hall. I had just finished playing, but I overheard an exclamation.
He Bai turned his head to look, and in the darkness he seemed to see a purple-clothed beauty staring at him, and his surprised look seemed to be unbelievable, there was still such a vulgar guy as He Bai in the courtyard in the middle of the night. He Bai was drunk and stunned, and he didn't know where he was for a while.
It's just that in the middle of the night, when I was erecting, I suddenly saw the appearance of a beautiful woman, and the first impression was not panic, but thought it was a spring dream. Since it's a spring dream, why are you polite? He Bai grabbed the purple-clothed beauty who turned around and wanted to escape, and kissed her unceremoniously.
The purple-clothed beauty struggled wantonly, constantly shouting, but no one paid attention to the two, which made He Bai think more and more that she was dreaming of spring. He Bai had never tried the taste of forcing a woman, and when he got sexual, he suddenly tore up his clothes vigorously. The clothes in April and May were thin, where could I stop He Bai's tearing, and after a few seconds, the beauty in purple became a white beauty.
In the beating like rain, He Bai's desire was aroused more and more, and He Bai immediately slammed it, advanced into a warm place, and continued to gallop. In a daze, He Bai seemed to return to Zhongshan's wives and concubines, smiling, and launching his own accumulation of more than a month again and again, deeply implanting it into the body of the beauty under him.
I don't know how long it took, a little girl's cry woke up He Bai and the white beauty under him, and the beauty under him vigorously pushed He Bai away and stumbled away. He Bai only woke up a little at this time, and when he remembered where he was, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and woke up suddenly.
He Bai lit the candle flame and looked around, panicking in his heart, it turned out to be in Lu Bu's mansion! He Bai couldn't help but feel an inexplicable fear, but it turned out to be from his wife XXOO who had just married Lu Bu. For a while, He Bai didn't even dare to come out of the atmosphere. In the darkness, it was as if Lu Bu would immediately jump out of somewhere to chase him.
He Bai felt a little weak between his legs, and it took him a long time to settle down, and he was sure that Lu Bu should also be drunk and did not wake up, and he didn't know what happened. At this time, He Bai dared to get up and clean up the crime scene around him.
The cool breeze of the summer night made He Bai shiver, and all the water and wine in his stomach turned into cold sweat, and the clothes he had just put on were wet. He Bai couldn't help but slap himself in the ear. It's so daring, even Lu Bu's wife has been toyed with, what does she look like? Don't remember?
After packing up the evidence, He Bai didn't think about slipping away for a while, but wanted to see her again. Turn left and right in Lu Fuzhong, and according to the location of the little girl's cry, he came to a wing room on the east side of the house. I saw a candle lit in the room, and a woman in a plain robe hugged a little girl about two or three years old and patted gently.
He Baisi said: It must be her, is that girl Lu Bu's only daughter?
The woman was facing away from the door, and He Bai couldn't see it clearly, so he knocked lightly on the door. I saw that the woman turned around in a panic, revealing a gorgeous and bewitching face that was charming to the bones, and a charming face was a little distorted because of fright. A small mouth was held by a jade hand, for fear that it would scream. He was only about twenty-one or twelve years old.
He Bai nodded with satisfaction, it seems that Lu Bu's vision is also quite picky. He Bai walked into the room and walked towards the frightened woman, who kept holding the girl and retreated, but in the end there was no way to retreat.
He Bai didn't step forward again, but said softly: "Nothing happened before, you just hugged your daughter here to sleep, understand?" Don't be cranky, go to bed early, and I'll be gone. Don't let the flaws go. Think of it as a spring dream. β
After speaking, he waved his hand and left the Lu Mansion and returned to his mansion in the city. Along the way, He Bai kept reminiscing, but it was very unclear. I couldn't help but slap myself, this thing really shouldn't be, it's really drunk and messy.
For three days, He Bai hid in the barracks outside the city, and nothing happened. In the meantime, Lu Bu's own soldiers came to invite He Bai to drink in the mansion, how dare He Bai go, until the third day, when Ding Yuan led 30,000 counterinsurgency troops to the north, Lu Bu also went with him, and He Bai breathed a sigh of relief.
It's just that in the evening of the same day, Lu Bu's personal soldiers, who often come to invite He Bai, came again, He Bai was very surprised, wasn't Lu Bu not in Jinyang? Why are you still here?
I only heard the pro-soldier say: "This time the lady sent the villain, the lady said that he just moved from Langmeng County, and there are no servants and slaves in the house, so it is inconvenient for me to wait for the guards to do many things." Lord Bo has always ignored such trivial matters, so Madame wants to ask He Duwei to help buy a few slaves to use. β
He Bai asked, "You are not on duty in the Lu Mansion at night?" β
The guards smiled and said: "Lord Bo is brave and invincible, how dare Xiao Xiao come to the door." Besides, Lord Bo's vision is quite high, but not everyone can enter the mansion as a personal guard. The villains were just the personal soldiers under Lord Zhang Yang, and they were assigned to listen to the orders in the main Bo Mansion. On weekdays, he is not often in the Lu Mansion. β
He Bai's heart moved, in this way, there are only two girls in the Lu Mansion, one big and one young, she summoned herself to the door at this time, isn't it...... He Bai excitedly slapped his horse and went straight to Jinyang City and came to Lu Bu's mansion. After arriving at the door, there was no one to go.
He Bai went straight to the backyard, but saw a little girl playing in the yard. He Bai smiled and sent the gadgets he bought on the way, and immediately won the trust of the little girl, He Bai asked, "Little sister, what is your name?" Where is your mother? β
The little girl bit her fingers and said in a milky voice: "My mother and my new aunt are talking in the room, my name is Lu Yan'er." β
He Bai was shocked, it turned out that she was still in the house, and after thinking about it carefully, he was suddenly shocked again...... hurriedly took three steps and took two steps and went straight to the direction pointed by Lu Yan'er. After knocking on the door and entering, I saw Lu Bu's wife sitting in a daze, but there was a beautiful girl lying on the ground.