Chapter 294: Moo Tavern
The Moore Tavern, or Moo Tavern, is a long-established shop that has been here since the founding of Barrel Town.
During the day, it mainly sells various liquor and meat products, and at night it turns into a tavern, and it is quite large.
Barrel Town is not a big place, and although the people here live in abundance, they still have limited means of entertainment, mainly drinking and playing cards after a hard day's work.
Some of them prefer to be a group of families, while most prefer to come here.
After all, the consumption level here is not high, and the folks in the big hometown don't say anything about you even if you bring your own wine and food to sit here.
At this time, a strong man was singing a sonorous mountain song on the platform in the middle of the tavern.
As they sang and sang, several of the big men who were a little drunk began to hum along, and finally they even put their arms on each other's shoulders and danced like a river dance.
The atmosphere in the tavern suddenly became cheerful.
Several drunks ran to the bar in a daze and began to tease the proprietress in a daze, but they were all thrown out with a smile by the boss who was as strong as a cow.
However, the proprietress and the boss are not husband and wife, but sisters and brothers.
It's called Moo Tavern because the owners here have been passed down from generation to generation and the genes are extremely strong!
The men who are born are all strong and strong as oxen, and the females are ......
Zhao Tianhe pushed open the door of the tavern, looking at the cheerful atmosphere like a festival, he was also slightly excited, and at the same time, his eyes also subconsciously fell on the chest of the proprietress......
"Ahh New guests?! By the way, aren't you the archmage of the day?! I also taught the fan sister spell! Archmage who washes clothes! When the proprietress saw Zhao Tianhe and Artoria, she stood up and said in surprise.
Looking at the turbulent waves, Zhao Tianhe suddenly felt a sharp pain in his toes!
But it was Artoria who stepped on him very 'accidentally'......
"Hehe, Archmage who washes clothes? Am I so famous? Zhao Tianhe endured the pain, and at the same time took his eyes off the turbulent waves, looked at the beautiful face of the proprietress and said with a smile.
This proprietress not only has a first-class figure, but also has three-dimensional and exquisite facial features, she is a typical Western mature beauty in Peugeot, but at the same time, her dress and expression give people a sense of innocence and shyness, and this subtle contradiction is the most provocative to men's heartstrings.
So Zhao Tianhe was kicked again......
"Of course! Because the fan sister learned that magic! I'm so envious...... But she's afraid you'll be angry, so she doesn't dare to teach us ......" The proprietress scratched her chin and looked aggrieved, looking pitiful, innocent and cute.
'Really learned?! When Zhao Tianhe heard the news, he immediately didn't have the heart to appreciate the beauty in front of him, but there was no movement on his face, but said with a smile: "Hahaha, that level of small tricks like to learn and learn!" I'm not going to be angry! And I can teach you all this little trick as long as you like it, such as this one. ”
As he spoke, Zhao Tianhe used a force field hand to summon a large glass of beer next to him, and then conjured a few ice cubes out of thin air and put them in the cup.
When the people in the tavern saw this scene, they immediately gathered around in surprise.
"Master! Are you really going to teach us spells?! We're just civilians! A short, sturdy middle-aged man asked with a look of surprise.
"Of course, you see, although this is a spell, it is just a trivial trick, nothing remarkable, is it? Why can't you learn? Zhao Tianhe smiled slightly when he heard this.
"This ...... This...... This spell can pick up such a large glass of beer......" said a man with a scar on his face next to him, swallowing his saliva. "Wouldn't that be able to hold a knife?!"
"So what?" Zhao Tianhe asked with some curiosity. "You think knives are useful to us mages? Well, but this spell is indeed a bit detrimental to the security of the bottom...... Then I'll just teach you this ice cube spell! Hahaha~~ Thank you for reminding me, this gentleman, I'll invite you with this glass of wine! ”
Zhao Tianhe originally wanted to further try to teach these people a first-level magic force field arm, but these people's brains were still very clear, and they actually realized this problem.
But Zhao Tianhe still taught them a first-level spell, Cold Ice Touch.
This spell is actually one level higher than the ice condensation technique he used to make ice cubes just now, but in terms of lethality, it can freeze people's eyes or a piece of skin even if it is in the sky, and it is more than inferior to the force field arm that can hold a knife, so no one cares.
In the face of spells, a legendary knowledge that only nobles can access, the people only felt pleasantly surprised, and suddenly even woke up one by one, and surrounded Zhao Tianhe to ask for advice!
Zhao Tianhe originally had an experimental attitude, so naturally he did not refuse, and in the blink of an eye, he passed on the two first-level spells of Scorching Hand and Cold Ice Touch.
However, for these people who have no foundation in magic and meditation at all, it is estimated that it will take a day or two of practice before anyone can learn it.
But at this time, everyone's good impression of Zhao Tianhe had exploded, and everyone respectfully called him a teacher or master, and they took turns to come up to toast.
In terms of Zhao Tianhe's physique, even the whole room together couldn't drink him, so he directly replied while inquiring about the rumors about the Blood Forest.
“…… Well, I've heard that there are many kinds of monsters in the Blood Forest, and the most common ones are witches, monsters, and ferocious trolls who have a strong obsession and unwillingness for women and men. A drunk man said as he drank. Let me tell you, I heard that the older generation said that those monsters are all made of dead people...... It's the Rite of the Vanishing, oh, haven't you heard of it? It's that the corpse will disappear...... Hiccup~~"
As he spoke, the drunk suddenly burped and fell headlong on the table and snored.
Zhao Tianhe was just about to give him a sober technique, but the person next to him came over and toasted him again and said, "Master, are you here to investigate the Blood Forest?" What's there to investigate in that place? And isn't there already a prophet? ”
"I'm not the same as Mr. Most." Zhao Tianhe said with a smile and a glass of wine. "I'm here to solve the Blood Forest, not investigate."
"Resolved? How to fix it? The man asked, a little confused. Flattening forests? That didn't work, someone set fire to it before, but those trees burned today and grew again, and the black ash raised made many people suffer from lung disease, which was very miserable at that time! ”
"Yes, some of my ancestors died of lung disease! Cursed to do something to that forest! The owner of the hotel, the big man who was as strong as an ox, walked over with six large glasses of beer and said with a serious expression.
"Ah, I won't do anything to the forest, I'll only kill the monsters inside." Zhao Tianhe thought for a while and explained. "And I've killed quite a few of them today, like the kind of monsters you call after men and women, and I know their real names."
"The Wandering Mountain Maiden and the Fallen Land God."
As soon as these words came out, no one else in the tavern reacted, and an old man who was drinking in the dimension reacted a little and choked.
At the same time, the boss on the side was also shocked!
But the proprietress didn't seem to hear it, and she was still reaching out to gesture at the ice touch.
"That can't be, that monster is no match that a mage can defeat...... No, it should be said that no one can beat them......" The boss was silent for a long time before putting down his beer and shaking his head, saying with great certainty. "Where did you get the news?"
"Oh, I seem to have guessed correctly." Zhao Tianhe said with a smile. "Truth be told, someone commissioned me to come here to get rid of those monsters, because I have the ability. But it's true that I can destroy those monsters, and if you don't believe me, I can take you to watch it tomorrow, how about it? Do you dare? And the old man over there, do you want to go together? ”
"It's none of my business...... the old man shook his head with a wry smile, got up and dropped a few coins and hurried away.
"I don't really understand what you're hiding, and my client is also very secretive, just telling me to stop something from happening, but he didn't tell me specifically, because he said that I had to prove that I have the ability......" Zhao Tianhe looked at the boss and asked. So I'd like to have a few more weighty witnesses come with me, okay? ”
"You ......" the boss frowned when he heard this, but he still gritted his teeth and said. Good! I'll go with you tomorrow morning! ”
"Hey, hey! Johnny! You don't want to die?! A one-eyed man roared excitedly. The monsters there are absolutely, definitely not human beings can match! Not even an archmage, you can't! Because I've heard that you can't use spells there! ”
"Do you think I'm going to die when I'm idle?" Zhao Tianhe smiled slightly when he heard this, and then hugged Artoria very confidently and said. "And you still take my wife with you to die?"
"Ah......" The one-eyed man thought about it when he heard this, and was immediately speechless.
After all, Zhao Tianhe is a flying archmage, and he is knowledgeable, has an extraordinary demeanor, and is amiable, which is completely different from the noble mages in the past.
"But, but Master, you are a good person, such a dangerous place......" The one-eyed man rubbed his hands and said with some embarrassment. It's better not to go......"
"Haha, thank you for your concern." Zhao Tianhe raised his wine glass when he heard this. "I've invited you for today's drink, everyone drink it openly!"
"Huh?! Mage, that's not good! You've taught us precious spells and you're going to invite us to drink?! A middle-aged man asked with a surprised expression.
"It doesn't matter, just be happy!" Zhao Tianhe said with a smile. "Don't worry, you can't afford an archmage!"
"I can't drink a lot of money, an earl, lord ......," Artoria also smiled slightly when she heard this, feeling a little happy.
After all, after staying in a modern society like the Holy Council for so long, Artoria still felt a little unhappy to suddenly return to such a hierarchical feudal society.
The round table system and chivalry she established were not strictly feudal societies, but top-down reforms, and the main reason for their failure was that they violated the rights of the aristocratic class.
and her crump's 'son'.
Mordred's emergence led to a split at the Round Table, and the clash of interests between old and new forces completely destroyed this infant ideal village......
In short, Artoria is unhappy with the kind of self-righteous aristocratic lord.
Under Zhao Tianhe's heroic treat, everyone naturally carnivaled.
The reason why Zhao Tianhe did this was to brush up his favorability, and secondly, he naturally wanted to be happy.
The oppressive atmosphere of the Blood Forest was like a maggot on a tarsal bone, and he felt uncomfortable hovering in his heart, and he knew that Artoria should be the same, otherwise he wouldn't have been so out of shape when he was in the river before.
In short, it is good to have a good time.
The next day, Zhao Tianhe woke up and stretched, and turned his head to see that Artoria next to him was gone.
Last night, because the atmosphere was too warm, after everyone drank too much, the two naturally rolled the sheets again.
After repeated battles and applause, even those who beat them with iron would get tired, so the two soon fell into a deep sleep.
However, Artoria is extremely talented, so naturally her recovery speed is much faster than Zhao Tianhe's.
Walking downstairs, Artoria was feasting.
"Hmm! Ah! This meat is delicious! The outer layer is a bit like meat floss, but the inside is chewy! Artoria pointed to a steaming piece of meat on the plate and greeted Zhao Tianhe. Come and try it too! ”
"Really?" Zhao Tianhe curiously stepped forward and tasted it, and the result was indeed first-class in taste and taste.
"Do you want to do it again? Master Zhao Tianhe? Lady Artoria? The proprietress Bisini came over with a large plate of that meatloaf.
Artoria naturally nodded again and again, while Zhao Tianhe asked curiously, "What is this called?" How? ”
"Master Zhao Tianhe is also interested in cooking?" Bi Sini asked curiously.
"Well, sort of." Zhao Tianhe nodded, but at the same time he felt a subtle aura emerging from Bi Sini's body. "Oh? Did you learn those two spells? ”
Generally speaking, with the study and practice of spells, normal people's mental power and mana value will increase slightly, and this situation is most obvious at the beginning.
Of course, the earthlings don't have this benefit, because Zhao Tian and them will take a wild path even if they learn magic.
To put it simply, ordinary people are authority dogs, and they are the beneficiaries of genuine goods by making contributions, signing in, receiving points, and taking things at a glance.
And the spells of the earthlings are all made by feeling.,It's like taking the number to the resources searched for in some strange stock websites and then downloading them with Xun Xiaoniao.,The root of it is the magic net!
The reason why Zhao Tianhe has such an ultimate skill is precisely because of this.
"Hmm." Bi Sini puffed up her chest very proudly and said with a smile. "I've learned it all!"
"That's really good......" Zhao Tianhe nodded, thought about it and said. In that case, I'll teach you two more spells, but they are both more dangerous spells, so be careful about using them. ”
"Really! Yes...... Are you sure? Hearing this, Bi Sini cautiously bowed her head and bent down and asked.
"Of course it's true." Zhao Tianhe desperately controlled his ciliary muscles, and his eyeballs were bloodshot.
There is no other reason than that dark abyss......
and Artoria, who was tearing the meatloaf with an indifferent expression next to her......
"You sit down first, these two spells are more complicated, let's talk slowly." Zhao Tianhe is worthy of being an agile powerhouse, and he finally controlled his instincts, and never looked at the terrifying bottomless abyss that emitted pink and white light!
So, after teaching Bisini a second-level flame whip and a third-level lightning bite, Zhao Tianhe went with Artoria to join Johnny.
"Humph! Hum! Hum! On the way, Artoria looked at Zhao Tianhe and chewed the meatloaf angrily.
"What's wrong? I didn't see anything just now, and I didn't do anything well, right? Zhao Tianhe lowered his head a little helplessly and comforted.
"Anyway, you just want to see it, don't you?" Artoria said with an unhappy expression. "Humph! What's the big deal! This Heroic Body of mine is no ordinary body! I can feel that my body has been developing recently! ”
"Oh? Is it? Zhao Tianhe was also quite curious when he heard this, after all, he still knew what Artoria's adult version was like.
That's a well-deserved king!
The king of kings!
"Humph! I don't have a scabbard for Avalon now, and it's nonsense to say that Rengominiade has that function! What artifact have you ever seen with such boring features! That's all apocryphal! Made! I was born with this potential! Artoria said confidently, patting her chest.
After all, she has also played FGO, and she also has a white gun, and she is full of treasures, so she naturally knows the card introduction above.
She scoffed at this!
She still has this confidence, after all, she has met her sister Morgan!
Although that pervert did that kind of thing to her, she still knew how great and perfect her future was because of it!
Later, I learned the truth of the matter from the introduction of the white gun......
It turns out that Avalon has mistaken the country!
After chatting for a while, the two came to the backyard.
Johnny was sorting out the goods and some spare tables, chairs, benches, and the like, and when he saw the two of them, he motioned for a moment.
After about twenty minutes, Johnny finished tidying up the backyard before he came over and said, "Alright, you can go." ”
"Okay, then I'll tell you in advance." Zhao Tianhe nodded and said. "Don't panic for a while, flying in the sky is just like walking normally, thinking about walking forward you will fly forward, up and down is the feeling of climbing, you know?"
"Huh?" Johnny froze for a moment, but the next moment he wailed and fell down on his head and feet, and his face almost slapped on the ground, but fortunately, Zhao Tianhe used a spell to protect him in time.
The sudden weightlessness caused by the blessing of the flying technique caused his whole body to feel like he was falling, and it turned out to be like this.
"Well, I knew that." Zhao Tianhe smiled slightly, remembering the scene when he was first used by Geralis to perform his flying skills.