From Li Qingshan's eyes, Kong Ming read a sentence: "You just know?" ”

In the next second, Kong Ming immediately turned around and said to Wang Xuanji: "Actually, the little monk is eighteen, and you are still the second brother." ”

Eighteen???

Wang Xuanji was stunned and said: "Hey, it's not a matter of age, the Void Underworld Dao friends are more mature than below, this second brother belongs to you!" ”

"If you are willing to be this second brother, I will definitely tell you all the details of Ma Sanniang."

[Master Li, can you help me analyze, is this product deceiving me? ] 】

Li Qingshan glanced at the void and responded: [I don't know, but it's almost the last point, presumably you won't give up. 】

Kong Ming showed an approving gaze: [Those who know me, big brother also! 】

Li Qingshan: ......

"Since that's the case, then I'll be the second brother!" Kong Ming patted Wang Xuanji on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Third brother, you can tell the matter now, right?" ”

It's time to decide who exactly is being fooled!

Li Qingshan still hopes that Wang Xuanji can fight for breath.

After all, he was so miserable that he was pitted by the empty world.

"Here's the thing......"

Wang Xuanji sighed, raised his head at a forty-five degree angle, and looked up at the sky.

Li Qingshan: Don't be angry......

In the following journey, Wang Xuanji told Li Qingshan the story he and Ma Sanniang had to tell.

The story also starts when Ma Sanniang knocked on Wang Xuanji's door with the medicinal wine of "Yang Supplement".

Wang Xuanji saw Ma Sanniang coming in, and he didn't know what was going on at first.

As a result, the other party came up with a sentence: "I saw that Wang Daochang was in a bad mood in the past two days, and the concubine came to accompany Wang Daochang for a drink." ”

Seeing that the time was still early, Wang Xuanji wanted to drink a cup and drink a cup, just to clean up the bad things of the past few days.

As a result, you have a cup for the two of you, and I have a cup...... It didn't take long to drink a large jar of medicinal wine.

Ma Sanniang has already figured out the reason why Wang Xuanji is depressed, and she is very good at talking, so she directly comforts her.

Wang Daoist, who drank the "Yang" wine, looked at Ma Sanniang the more he felt hot.

In addition, Ma Sanniang is dressed coolly, and between this move and move, there are all of them

Spring leaks.

At first, Wang Xuanji could bear it...... It wasn't until Ma Sanniang wanted to get up and go downstairs to carry another jar of wine up, she accidentally drank the wine and fell into Wang Xuanji's arms......

At this moment, the heavenly thunder immediately aroused the earth's fire......

After it was over, Wang Xuanji deeply felt the tacit understanding of the other party.

In the days that followed, they drank and ran errands at every opportunity......

After listening, the empty soul began to "see the poor dagger"....... He smacked his tongue at Wang Xuanji and said, "Tut-tut, I didn't expect you to have this kind of habit......"

The second brother who was a confidant a moment ago became a stinky bald donkey after listening to the story.

This kind of change made Wang Xuanji realize that everything before was just a trick to fool him.

Thinking of what he had just done, Wang Xuanji felt embarrassed to be able to make a big hole in the ground.

He gritted his teeth and looked at the sky, the originally clear sky, suddenly dark clouds, and thick electric snakes swam in it.

With a whoosh, the Sky Shadow instantly rushed forward!

Behind him, dense lightning bolts slashed towards his bald head......

Not far away, on the river, there is a couple who are talking about love on a small boat.

Seeing such a strange scene, the man said to his lover: "Fangfang, if I lose you, let me be like that bald donkey, bombarded to death by thunder!" ”

"No, don't say it!" The woman covered the man's mouth, looking shy.

In the next second, the empty soul turned extremely fast and rushed in the direction of the little couple!

And with that came thunder and lightning flying all over the sky!

"Donor! Are you calling me? Kong Ming shouted at Dato's couple while facing the thunderbolt.

What kind of experience is it like to have a bald head, who has been struck by lightning and does not die, and who is still laughing and running towards you?

The little couple was immediately stupefied!

The man realized that he had provoked the wrong person, and hurriedly bowed in the direction of the void: "Master! Master, I was wrong! I shouldn't have called you a bald ass! ”

"You are the living Bodhisattva, please don't come here!"

After rushing forward for a while, Kong Ming turned his head and ran in another direction, and before leaving, he did not forget to remind: "Be polite next time, not everyone is as merciful as a poor monk!" ”

After the sky was far away with the lightning, the couple breathed a sigh of relief.

The woman suddenly smelled a stench, she looked down, only to find that it was her lover who had peed......

The wonderful outing was all ruined...... The man hurriedly turned around and slapped his mouth hard......

......

Rainy Jiangnan, this rainy season, the rain always falls non-stop.

On the narrow stone road, pedestrians are hurrying, and one-colored oil-paper umbrellas are spread all over the street.

A scholar carried a book bag on his shoulder, led a horse and walked in front, and his side followed a Buddha.

What is strange is that this Tao does not seem to deal with the Buddha, and every time he looks at each other, he always has to scold a few words at each other.

The house architecture of Jiazhen is very peculiar, with both blue bricks and green tiles of Jiangnan flavor, and the top of the mountain with a very temple atmosphere.

Walking to the middle of the long street, a magnificent temple comes into view.

The rows with oil-paper umbrellas were all heading towards the temple.

According to common sense, it is to go to incense, and there will not be so many people together, right?

Besides, for ordinary people, there is nothing special, such as someone in the family who is sick, students rushing to take exams, etc., generally do not go to the temple to offer incense.

After all, it's good that ordinary people can be fed and clothed, and who else can have spare money to spend on incense?

Li Qingshan and his party stopped and looked at the temple.

On the plaque, the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing with gold lacquer are written with the three big characters of "Daewooji Temple".

The smell of incense came from inside the gate of the temple, which was not small, but it was blocked by the people who went to burn incense and worship the Buddha.

Kong Ming pointed to the temple and showed a smug smile: "Little Taoist, look at it, my Buddhist sect is still prosperous." ”

"Huh!" Wang Xuanji said sarcastically: "Then since your Buddhist incense is prosperous, why do you still have to turn your fortune everywhere?" ”

"This ......" Kong Ming was stunned, and then spoke: "The location of the temple is different, and the incense guests are naturally different, Jiangnan is a rich place......

Without waiting for the empty general to finish speaking, Wang Xuanji said with a playful face: "Stop, don't say anything superfluous, do you have the ability to arrange accommodation for us to go in?" ”

Hearing this, Kong Ming smiled confidently and walked towards the temple gate: "Come with me!" ”