0644 hypnotic poems

But what the Zhang family still can't figure out is that what Liu Haojia really needs is a trustworthy and reliable helper, not a woman who can only fight in the back house! How many women he wants! So the people of the Zhang family are worried in vain!

When Liu Haojia came to the embroidery building and was hesitating, the housekeeper of the Zhang family came over with a smile and said, "Uncle, the two young ladies have discussed, and they both come out of the eldest lady's embroidery building!" Now the two of them are in the original embroidery building!"

Liu Haojia immediately thanked him after hearing it, and the family behind him also immediately picked up a big red envelope and stuffed it into the housekeeper's hand. At this moment, there were bursts of screams from the embroidery building, and a little girl's crisp voice was shouting, "Here! It's coming!".

Hearing their screams, the best man friends behind Liu Haojia began to shout in a mess! "Downstairs, downstairs!" "Open the door! Open the door!"

Maybe it's because there is no face-to-face relationship, the ladies in the show building are much bolder, and someone actually shouted inside: "Take the red envelope!" If you don't take the red envelope, you won't let them go!"

"Recite poetry! Recite poetry! If you don't read it well, you won't let it go!"

Without Liu Haojia's instructions, someone immediately brought a plate of red envelopes and stuffed them along the crack in the door. The red envelopes are filled with silver tickets, and it is very easy to stuff them in!

Sure enough, a plate of red envelopes was stuffed into it, which immediately triggered a burst of excited screams inside! Then a moment later there was another scream, louder than the one just now! It seems that when I opened the red envelope, I found that the silver ticket inside was not a small number, but it made people happy inside!

After a while, someone on the embroidery floor shouted, "The red seal is very thick, you have passed this level!" Recite a hypnotic poem!"

Although Liu Haojia is not very good at poetry, he has also read books in the Ming Dynasty for many years, and it is not difficult to make one or two hypnotic poems! At that moment, he recited aloud: "A good woman in Jiangnan, married into the Wuhou family. Mother adjusts vegetarian powder, and eldest brother sends sideburns. Spread a hundred children's tents, BMW tow incense car. By asking if the makeup is not completed, the East wants Xiaoxia!"

As soon as the hypnotic poem was read, the people upstairs and downstairs applauded loudly! The women also knew the meaning of the poem, and they even shouted, "The bridegroom is in a hurry!" "I can't let him get his wish!"

At this time, someone shouted, "There are two brides here, and they need two hypnotic poems!"

Liu Haojia said loudly, "What's so difficult about this! Listen!"

I only heard him chanting aloud: "In the past, I was going to visit Jinmen, but I strayed into the Houmen Tower. Today is already good for Qin Jin, quickly teach the piano to make up the building."

After listening to the loud recitation, everyone burst into laughter! Because it is no secret that Tan Cuiying was mistaken by Zhang Peijia as a concubine, it has long been publicized! Now it is said by Liu Haojia in a hypnotic poem, which naturally caused everyone to recall the original situation and laugh non-stop!

After everyone laughed, the people behind Liu Haojia began to make loud noises again, urging the bride to hurry downstairs! At this time, Zhang Shunping and his wife rushed into the Xiulou, and they should say goodbye to their daughter, so the groomsmen also stopped.

Sure enough, a moment later, the two brides with red hijabs were carried out. Walking in front was naturally Zhang Peijia, who was carried downstairs by his own brother. Tan Cuiying, who appeared later, showed the meticulousness of the Zhang family!

Because he knew that Tan Cuiying had no relatives, Zhang Shunping actually hired an old eunuch who could not serve and had left the palace to carry Tan Cuiying out.

So in the cheers of the crowd and the sound of gongs and drums, the two brides were sent into the sedan chair. Then Liu Haojia and his entourage bid farewell to Zhang Shunping and others, and rode a horse to escort the sedan chair back.

As soon as they came out of the alley, the Zhang family took out more than a dozen baskets of copper coins and threw them up, causing people on the side of the road to start scrambling! Especially those little dolls are screaming and fighting desperately, and it is really lively!

When the sedan chair came to Wuning Houfu, Liu Runlin and his wife were already waiting there. Waiting for Liu Haojia to take the bride to get started, naturally there are a series of links such as crossing the brazier, worshipping heaven and earth, and then sending the two brides into the cave room, the wedding banquet can be regarded as the official start!

Unlike other couples, Liu Haojia and the three of them have long known each other, so after they were sent into the room, the three of them talked through the hijab, comforted them and then turned back to the front.

When he came to the front, the banquet was early

It's already started! The room full of people is either from a noble background or a military attaché, and the one who shouts and screams is more powerful than the other! When they saw Liu Haojia coming, they cheered loudly and began to greet the groom's official to toast!

Liu Haojia was naturally prepared, and brought a ticket of people to start toasting from table to table. The first toast was naturally the Hou Bo near the very end of the main table. Fortunately, these people are not too difficult for Liu Haojia, so let him taste it. But the people around him refused to let go, and they were all poured a few bowls of wine before letting them go!

As the banquet progressed, the atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic, but the last group of gift-givers also arrived in time. Because some people have a much higher status than Liu Haojia, they naturally won't send gifts in advance. However, these people will send gifts to them on the wedding day, which is done on the one hand to show their status and also to add some atmosphere to the wedding!

At this time, Liu Guangyuan is naturally the undisputed choice for roll call! I only heard him shout loudly: "Chengguo Gongfu......"

"The ...... of the Duke of Wei"

Every time he called his name, it would cause a burst of loud cheers, and everyone felt that the expensive gifts sent by these people were enough to prove the importance they attached to Liu Haojia, so everyone looked at him more eagerly!

And as everyone expected, many civil officials, including Zhang Juzheng, also sent congratulatory gifts. However, their congratulatory gifts are much simpler, often a self-written calligraphy and painting. After all, Liu Haojia is now a serious countryman, although these people have different paths with him, but since they are officials in the same dynasty, they still have to have etiquette!

After all the congratulatory gifts were sung, everyone was still shouting loudly to drink and eat, and at the same time waiting for the arrival of the last congratulatory gift, that is, the congratulatory gift in the palace!

Everyone knows that Liu Haojia is Emperor Wanli's confidant and favorite general, and he has made a lot of contributions, and just for Emperor Wanli's wedding, Liu Haojia has prepared two million taels of silver, so they feel that Emperor Wanli's reward must be extremely generous!

Sure enough, not long after, I heard someone outside the door shouting happily, "Grandpa Zhang has arrived!"

When everyone heard this, they were silent, and then they cheered loudly, feeling that they had finally waited for someone to come to the palace! Everyone looked up, and sure enough, they saw Zhang Jia coming in with two eunuchs, and the eunuchs were holding things in their hands. Think of one as a will, and one as a gift!