Chapter 147: Duan Siming Trespasses into the Palace, Wan Jianfeng Escapes from Hualu (2)
The two zigzagged back and forth between the pavilions and pavilions several times, but there was still no trace of Wan Jianfeng. They had to search the place that they had just ignored again, and they unconsciously came to the backyard of the palace, and saw that it was extremely secluded, and there was a piece of green bamboo at the base of the wall, and under the shade of the green bamboo, a small building with white paint could be faintly seen. Such green bamboos and small buildings abound in Dali, Duan Siming doesn't know how much he has seen in his life, but in the golden and brilliant palace of Quyue, it is definitely the most elegant place.
Duan Siming likes the fragrance of bamboo the most, when he was in Dali, he often entered the bamboo forest alone, and enjoyed the unique fragrance of bamboo in the forest all day long. At this time, when he saw this piece of green bamboo, he still involuntarily took a deep breath, wanting to soothe his tired body and mind. But instead of the slightest intoxication on his face, his face turned iron-blue, as if he had eaten a hundred flies during a meal.
"Wow, wow......" Then Duan Siming covered his mouth and nose with his right hand, bent down and retched loudly, eager to vomit out all his internal organs. At this moment, Gao Jingsi also frowned, gently caressed Duan Siming's back with one hand, and covered his nose tightly with the other, for fear that he would retch in the next second.
Duan Siming vomited for a long time before he spoke with difficulty: "Gao ...... Brother Gao, Li ...... What kind of bamboo is this planted by Li Huan? Could it be that Quyue's bamboo is different from our Dali's bamboo, not only is it fragrant, but it smells stinky? With this smell, I am afraid that no matter how strong the master is, he will be smoked to death! Shouldn't these bamboos be Li Huan's secret weapon? ”
Gao Jingsi also frowned, and said, "Maybe, what kind of bamboo is this, it's even more stinky than a manure tank." I've only smelled it a few times, and I'm already dizzy, if I smell it for a while, I will have to bleed and die violently! ”
While the two were talking, a strange sound suddenly came from the direction of Xiao Zhu, which was earth-shattering and deafening. After the sound, the stench became stronger and stronger, so smoked that the two of them almost fainted on the spot, Duan Siming's face was already pale in the iron blue, Gao Jingsi was slightly better than him, but his brows were also twisted into Sichuan characters, and his facial features seemed to be a little distorted.
Duan Siming pointed to the small building and swore solemnly: "Senior brother, this small building must be where Li Huan's pre-set organ gate is located, and this smell is mostly poisonous." For the sake of today's plan, only by destroying this small building can we rescue Wan Shaoxia safely! ”
Gao Jingsi nodded and said, "What Brother Duan said is reasonable!" If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, and it seems that we have to endure the stench and completely destroy this small building! ”
The two looked at each other, then held their breath, walked quickly to the small door, and held back the smell to peek through the crack in the door. Seeing that there was no light at all in the small building, only bursts of evil energy, accompanied by a strange sound of "poof", came out of the small door that was concealed, giving people a very strange feeling. Duan Siming bowed his head slightly, and then shouted in unison: "One! Two! Three! ”
At the moment when the word "three" just fell, Duan Siming used the last bit of true qi, and with a commanding majesty, he volleyed at the small building in front of him. Gao Jingsi took two steps back, and then rushed towards Xiao Zhu, and slammed into Xiao Zhu's white wall with a punch with extremely domineering punch strength.
"Boom!" Under the combined attack of the two of them, Xiao Zhu made a loud noise, and half of the wall collapsed. Perhaps the two of them were hallucinated by the stench, and at the moment when the wall collapsed, they heard a startled and panicked scream. After the scream, there was a fleeting phantom, a phantom wearing an earthy yellow shirt on the upper body and a bare ass on the lower body.
Duan Siming was stunned by the scene in front of him, he couldn't care about the disgusting stench, his eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and he almost knelt on the ground with his legs weak, to admire the ingenuity of this mechanism.
After a while, he gradually regained a little sense, and said stupidly: "Senior brother, I really wanted to hallucinate just now." Do you say that we are poisoned, or evil, and that we are still saved? ”
Gao Jingsi said: "I don't know, I just know that I was also tricked." It seems that Li Huan has been prepared for a long time, not only can we not put him to death, but we are afraid that it will be difficult to rescue Wan Shaoxia! ”
The two of them were in amazement when they suddenly heard someone behind them say angrily: "Hey! You two killed a thousand knives, when did we make such a big feud, and when did this young man go out, he demolished my toilet! Ben Shaoxia ordered you to repair my thatched house quickly, otherwise don't blame Ben Shaoxia's and urine for not recognizing people! ”
Duan Siming and Gao Jingsi turned their heads in unison when they heard this, and saw that Wan Jianfeng was already standing behind the two of them at some point, clutching his pants with both hands, with an expression of urgency and anger on his face, as if he was going to swallow the lives of the two of them.
"Wan ...... Wan Shaoxia...... Thou...... Why are you here? Duan Siming looked at Wan Jianfeng in surprise, and he couldn't even speak. He didn't know if the Wan Jianfeng in front of him was a phantom of a mechanism, he felt that since he entered the backyard of Li Huan's mansion, everything he had experienced was a dream, and he really wanted to wake up from this funny and weird nightmare quickly.
Wan Jianfeng stomped his foot angrily, "Lord Duan, you and this guy in red clothes, when Ben Shaoxia was out of courtesy, demolished my thatched house, and now he is still pretending to be Li Gelen with me, won't Ben Shaoxia really be angry?" ”
Duan Siming pointed to the stench in the sky and said, "This ...... Are you responsible for all this smell? And that 'poof' noise, you made it too? This king has lived for more than 20 years, and he has never been less flattering, and he has never been as shocking as Wan Shaoxia! ”
Wan Jianfeng covered his stomach and said, "Nonsense! Have you ever tried to eat ten crotons a day and run around the hut in half an hour? If you are like Ben Shaoxia, I am afraid that the taste will not be as fresh and refined as Ben Shaoxia! ”
Duan Siming smiled bitterly and said, "Wan Shaoxia, you really fought hard to hold Li Huan back." If this king is changed, I am afraid that I would rather be cut by him than suffer this sin. ”
Wan Jianfeng pointed to the thatched house that had collapsed and said: "The most guilty thing about this young man is not that he ran to the thatched house for half an hour, but that when he was going out of Gong, he was inexplicably demolished the thatched house!" Ben Shaoxia can't hold back now, if you don't repair the thatched house, I really want to give you a sky-high stinky palace, full of and yellow clothes! ”
Duan Siming didn't forget to tease at this moment, and said: "Wan Shaoxia, why did you go out for a few days in a row, and even the literary style followed, and you all know how to use poetry?" If you squat in this thatched house for a few more days, I'm afraid that Li Taibai and Du Zimei will have to worship you as a teacher! ”
Wan Jianfeng was so angry, but at this time, he was holding his pants in both hands, and he couldn't help Duan Siming, so he had to stomp his feet again and again, and said, "The surname is Duan, I don't take you so harmful!" When Ben Shaoxia's stomach doesn't hurt, I have to fight with you for 300 rounds, so that you know that Ben Shaoxia not only has his literary talent gone up, but even his martial arts have also gone up! ”
Duan Siming said helplessly: "Wan Shaoxia, the two of us are not dry masons, not to mention that we can't repair the thatched house in a moment and a half, even if we give us a lifetime of time, we are afraid that we will not have a problem with it!" ”
Wan Jianfeng said unrelentingly: "I also said that you are not dry masons, and you can tear down the house more than a mason!" If it weren't for Ben Shaoxia's fast running, he would have been smashed into a meatloaf by the bricks and tiles that fell from above! ”
(End of chapter)