Chapter 5: The First Day

Yan Bing complained all the way, and didn't change the topic until he returned to the dormitory, and went to Chen Yongxu and Li Dawei to talk about life and ideals.

At dinner, the two went out with their parents again, Yan Bing was punched by Ye Fan, although he asked for it, he still did everything possible to blackmail Ye Fan to invite him to eat and compensate. was beaten and was so interested in eating, Ye Fan saw it for the first time, so he invited him out to have a good meat. Yan Bing ate happily, and kept emphasizing that he hoped that Ye Fan would punch him every day in the future.

When I returned to the dormitory in the evening, the parents of Chen Yongxu and Li Dawei had already left, and the two were immediately revealed. During the day, I can't wait to write the words "study hard and make progress every day" on my face; At this time, he was pulling Ye Fan and Yan Bing to talk about how many beauties he had seen during the day, and he couldn't wait to pull them to the bed now.

Chen Yongxu sat on the bed, picking his teeth, and sighed: "This university is really good!" ”

Li Dawei also said with a wistful face: "I don't know if there will be any beauties in our department, have you met any of you when you report today?" ”

Ye Fan immediately thought of Ye Ping. Ye Ping is not too much to say that she is a beauty, but this kind of flamboyant girl is not so easy to deal with, if these perverts take the initiative to get together, they will definitely have a lot to look at. Thinking of this, Ye Fan couldn't help but smile.

This was all seen by Yan Bing, and he immediately shouted: "You two look at Ye Fan's **** appearance, you must have seen some beautiful women." ”

When Chen Yongxu and Li Dawei heard the prestige, they saw that Ye Fan was still smiling ****, and they didn't have time to accept it. The two of them screamed and pounced, one pinched his neck, the other tore his collar, and shouted that Ye Fan was recruited from the truth. And threatened to pull to the balcony immediately to the balcony and break the boulder on his chest if he said half a lie.

Ye Fan could cut the two guys as soon as he stretched out his hand, but unfortunately he really couldn't do this, so he looked at Yan Bing helplessly. Yan Bing smiled obscenely, climbed onto the bed in a hehehe, and sang: "I didn't see anything." ”

Revenge, this is simply naked revenge. Ye Fan gritted his teeth, but in order to get rid of these two perverts who were reincarnated, he could only sell Ye Ping.

Early the next morning, Ye Fan heard Li Dawei and Chen Yongxu knocking on the bed and smashing the bench and telling him and Yan Bing to get up. The slogan is: Hurry up, go see the beauty.

Ye Fan looked down at the two of them from the bed with sleepy eyes, the two of them were dressed brightly, and they didn't know what they had wiped on their heads, shining. A fly circled in the air, and finally landed on Li Dawei's head, kicking all six limbs on the spot, and one heel turned down, Ye Fan suddenly sweated, and the only remaining sleepiness was gone.

Over there, Yan Bing had already gotten up under Chen Yongxu's beckoning. It took ten seconds to get dressed, ten seconds to go into the bathroom and ten seconds to continue to sound the water, followed by ten seconds of brushing teeth, a total of thirty seconds, and the dressing and washing were completed. Coming out of the bathroom, the three of them were dumbfounded, and Chen Yongxu pointed to his mouth and compared it to the painting. Yan Bing looked in the mirror, and the toothpaste foam had not yet been wiped clean. So he wiped it casually, and then painted it on his head, and he also looked energetic, and strode over to criticize Ye Fan. Over there, Chen Yongxu and Li Dawei had already rushed into the bathroom to vomit.

Ye Fan also got up while sweating profusely. Later, under the strict gaze of the three people, they dressed and washed and combed. Until I was stared at in a hurry, I couldn't find the toothpaste with the toothbrush, and I forgot what to do when I found the toothpaste. Suddenly looked down at the toothpaste in his hand, had an epiphany, carried a pair of leather shoes and went to oil, causing the three of them to surround and beat violently.

It was only September at this time, but the morning was already obviously a bit of autumn air, and the four of them were in a good mood when they walked on the road. Now that countless students are walking on the road, Chen Yongxu and Li Dawei are dizzying, and their eyes are like radar looking for prey.

Ye Fan really wondered if these two guys had graduated from the High School Affiliated to Shaolin Temple, and they had never seen a female creature when they were so big. No, just now a hen on the side of the road made the two of them laugh for a long time.

Seeing how calm Yan Bing is, his head is moving forward as always, and he has never wavered, and he is really a practitioner. Ye Fanzheng sighed, and suddenly saw a blue mark on the left side of Yan Bing's neck, and after being stunned, he rushed up and nodded: "What's going on?" I cut it yesterday? ”

Yan Bingtou didn't reply: "Nonsense, who else can there be besides you." ”

Ye Fan was puzzled: "Isn't it okay?" ”

Yan Bing said: "Boss, being able to endure it doesn't mean that it doesn't hurt!" I didn't faint at the time, you see that after sleeping all night, I couldn't turn my head. Ye Fan was speechless.

The four people came to the classroom where their Chinese department gathered, and there were already a lot of people, and as soon as the four stepped in, they heard a girl say in a hearty voice: "Ye Fan." ”

Ye Fan glanced at Ye Ping, and everyone's eyes seemed to have gathered. The three of them immediately flashed to the side, and they didn't know Ye Fan. Yan Bing stared at Ye Ping a few more times, and a trace of strangeness flashed in his eyes.

Ye Fan walked up to Ye Ping awkwardly and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Ye Ping proudly said to a few girls around her: "This is my brother Ye Fan, everyone says that the two of us don't look alike!" Look! ”

Ye Fan was depressed for a while, couldn't control it for a while, and blurted out: "You get out of here." ”

Everyone in the room was stunned, and they couldn't help but think that this kid has no grace and talks like this to a beautiful woman, even if it's your sister, you can't do this!

Ye Ping still had the heart to explain to him at this time: "Don't pay attention to him, he has been like this since he was a child." ”

Ye Fan over there was also explaining to everyone: "Don't pay attention to her, she's talking nonsense!" ”

The surrounding audience was stunned, and they no longer knew what the two were talking about.

Ye Fan ignored her and sat down with Yan Bing. Chen Yongxu and Li Dawei were very interested in Ye Ping last night, but after the scene just now, they immediately felt that it was enough for this girl to feast their eyes.

At the moment, they began to look for other prey, and the two looked around obscenely, pulling this and that for a while: "Look at that, look at that." After a while, that pulled this again: "Look at that, look at that." However, Yan Bing was inconvenient to move his neck, and he sat there and called it serious, which gave people a cool feeling and attracted the attention of many girls. There are bold people who have the heart to come up and take the initiative to talk, and when they see that the rude boy just now is sitting next to him, in case someone comes to say "you get out of me", it is not embarrassing to death.

At this moment, an old man slowly entered the classroom.

The old man introduced himself, and it turned out to be the head of the Chinese department. On weekdays, they live in a simple place, and this time the freshmen first arrived, they hurriedly ran out to pay their respects to the freshmen, so that they could not even hear the greetings of "good teacher" on the road.

After that, the old man began to talk about the so-called instructions for new students, a boy came into the room with a large number of pamphlets and handed out a copy, Ye Fan saw what kind of student rules, and the old man was muttering: "Everyone go back and take a good look, in a few days the school will organize new students to conduct the exam of the student rules." There was an uproar below, and I didn't think that this broken book was worth using such a sharp weapon as the exam.

The old man smiled and talked about the "Instructions for New Students" for half an hour, and then read out the situation of the class assignment. There were more than 100 freshmen in the Chinese Department, and they were divided into three classes with great fanfare. There are counselors in each class, similar to the role of a middle school class teacher, but at this time they have become hidden characters, and their names are announced, but people are not yet visible.

After this was done, the old man waved his hand and said, "That's it for today, and then everyone will listen to the counselors of each class to arrange the affairs of each class." ”

Everyone was admiring the old man's crisp and neat end, hula, and three men and one woman came in outside the door. The four of them are all tigers, and Ye Fan still thinks that this is the counselor, but he feels that the number is wrong. At this time, the other party introduced that it turned out to be a person from the sports department of the student union of the Chinese department. Ye Fan sighed in his heart, he is really engaged in sports, look at the body of others.

The Physical Education Department is here to inform new students what physical fitness test to take in the afternoon. It turns out that City A University has two victories that will be held around the National Day after the new students enter the school: the Freshman Cup and the Sports Day.

The so-called Freshman Cup is actually a football competition, in which the first-year freshmen from various departments form teams to participate, which is called to exercise the spirit of unity and forge ahead of the freshmen. But the first thought that everyone hears is: Shouldn't girls unite and forge ahead?

In fact, this is the original intention of the formation of the Freshman Cup, which originally also had a girls' event, but football has always been a game that pleases girls, not football itself. Therefore, it is even more difficult to select a girls' soccer team in just one grade. What's more, there are some majors where female biology is rare and expensive, and sometimes there are not even 11 girls in a grade, so how can we talk about football. As a result, the women's football match of the Freshman Cup died without even being held once.

As for the other event, there is no need to explain. What's more, that play is not a freshman patent, unless there are special talents in the freshmen, otherwise it is generally the old students who participate.

The people from the sports department were even more straightforward than the old man just now, and it only took a few minutes to explain the above matters, and then they left the venue cleanly.

Everyone thought they were going to leave, but three people came in, two men and one woman. Ye Fan thought it was another organization of the student union, but as soon as he was introduced, he was actually the counselor of the three classes. The three of them were graduate students in school, and it is estimated that the things they want to study are no longer able to play any tricks, so they started a promising part-time job as counselors.

The next three classes went their own way. Ye Fan Yiwu and Ye Ping both belonged to the third class, and everyone was drowsy when they heard the counselor start to ramble about the rules and dogmas again. Suddenly, he changed his words and said, "Next, the students get to know each other, and everyone comes up to introduce themselves." ”

There was another uproar, and the cheerful and generous immediately jumped to try, and the introverted became six gods and no masters.

The classmates went up one by one, but only the first person gave everyone a sense of freshness, and almost all the people after them began to follow the model he introduced all the way down. The only difference is that some will show off their humor, and some will pretend to be deep......

Li Dawei and Chen Yongxu pretended to be extremely handsome when they went up, although there were no girls in the class who made them particularly eye-catching, but they were always better than nothing. Yan Bing came to power in a serious way, his eyes did not squint, and he was deeper than all the deep people, of course, Ye Fan knew that he was forced.

When it was Ye Fan's turn, it was his sentence that came up: My name is Ye Fan, the leaf of the leaf, the ordinary Fan. Below, most people have heard Gu Long's famous sentences, and those who have not heard them will of course be inexplicable why everyone is suddenly so excited. It's just that Ye Fan is also high this time, and after that, it was all dull.

By the time the girls began to introduce, the scene was a lot more lively, after all, the boys, who were the main audience, were more enthusiastic and unrestrained. When Ye Ping popped out a sentence of "My name is Ye Ping, the leaf of the leaf, the apple of the apple", the atmosphere of the audience was extremely high. Ye Ping's appearance is eye-catching enough, and there was an episode with Ye Fan before, and as soon as this sentence came out, everyone suddenly thought about it.

Half of the audience's eyes swirled around Ye Fan, which made him very uncomfortable, and he had the heart to go up and "star kill" Ye Ping.