Chapter 861: The Crooked Mouth Monk Chanting the Sutra (Asking for Votes)

"Sincerely, the Lord of Dortre" is approaching the end of his life, and my soldiers are running around for the country and the people, and they are extremely hard. Therefore, the circus was specially invited to comfort the soldiers and soldiers, "to boost the morale of our army." High morale, make persistent efforts. Strive to capture the Terran bandits as soon as possible. Recreate the long-term peace and stability of my Semitic clan, and the customs of the world that are not left behind......

Since the soldiers are away from home, they do not have money with them, so I hope that you can help solve the expenses incurred by the labor army......"

The text is very elegant, and it also uses a lot of elegant ancient style."

It's a bit awkward. And the name is also signed in huā style, which is the most popular among the nobles. At the end, a ring coat of arms was pressed.

After reading it, Cavinson still felt a little puzzled in his heart. How do you look at this article, how is it to ask for money. But the one who laughed at Chapter 861 The crooked-mouthed monk chanted the scriptures (begging for votes) and squinted, "What does the white-headed guy who doesn't look like a good thing say, this is to send money to himself?"

He was very confused, then raised his head to look at Lorraine, and saw a strange smile on his face, which was very strange in his heart, and then lowered his head again, and looked at it carefully, but he still couldn't find any opportunity to make money.

Cavinson's eyes rolled, intent on ordering his men to kick Lorraine out. After all, the dead bald guy was laughing so hateful, "like looking at a stupid pig." But then, the profit of 10,000 gold coins prevailed.

He groaned for a moment, then threw Nawen Jiàn on the table, looked up at Lorraine, and said, "This brother, we are all simple people." What is the mystery of this article, I hope that Your Excellency will point you out. ”

He ...... His name is Brother Bald?" Claudia listened to the hearing, and suddenly her bright eyes widened. You must know that when she used to deal with big shots, she had to accompany smiling faces, even groveling. And you have to send a lot of gold coins to get a smile on your face.

And this dead bald guy didn't do anything, he just had to talk about it. Chapter 861 The crooked mouth monk chanted the scriptures (asking for votes), and the dead fat city guard called him, "Brother Tai, this contrast is really too great."

But at the same time, she also felt a burst of joy in her heart, after all, the greater Lorraine's ability, the more her vision is good, isn't it?

And this woman has a few dings, she doesn't want her boyfriend to have more skills, and she will sit at home and not move in the future, so what's there... , Prada "Chanel, Chow Tai Fook or something, all rolled in?"

She looked at Lorraine for a while as if she had seen a little fox with a big fat chicken, with a hint of a smile on the corner of her mouth, and her eyes became a little squinted.

Lorraine didn't realize it at all, looking at the responsible gaze cast by the city guard, he immediately smiled and said, "After sitting for so long, I don't have a sip of water to drink." My lord, although you are also the guardian of a city, and you work hard for the people every day, "but you also have to take care of your body, you can't be too tired, don't you?" If you are tired, "Who will we people rely on in the future?" Your Excellency, you must ...... it".

Cavinson smiled wryly and stretched out his hand, "Stop, stop." If this is a sycophant, let's discuss it when we have time. I know what you're trying to say. ”

He paused, then turned to the door and shouted, "Someone." Free 2 glasses...... Uh, bring three cups of tea. ”

Cavinson said and glanced at Lorraine, "Seeing that he was still smiling, he couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat, and then hurriedly corrected: "Send three cups of good tea." ”,

The attendant outside the door also seemed to be extremely surprised, and waited for a moment until he was sure that the Cavinson City Guard would not change his mind again, then agreed, and then turned and walked out.

After a few moments, someone pushed the door and came in, "Placing the tea in front of them, and then withdrew."

Lorraine picked up the teacup, then took a sip lightly, and couldn't help frowning slightly: this tea is definitely not pure and high-quality black tea imported from the East, but a large amount of other inferior tea leaves are mixed with high-quality tea in the high-grade black tea.

At first, he thought that this dead fat man was fooling himself, and he couldn't help but curse twice in his heart, but then he saw that when the city keeper was drinking tea, he was also cautious, picked up the teacup, and only dared to take small sips, just like drinking cat coffee with a price of gold.

Lorraine immediately knew, "This dead fat man looks a bit aristocratic, but he has never seen anything good, and at best he is a nouveau riche second generation." Although it didn't get to the point where Song Taizu used a urinal as a kettle, it wasn't much better.

Cavinson looked at his tea, tears of heartache about to fall. He's a great black tea. Usually, only when Shangguan came to inspect and squat, he took it out and entertained it. But today it was given to these two civilians. It's a bit of a waste.

At the same time, he also made up his mind, and took out such a good thing himself, if the dead white-headed guy couldn't say one, two, three, he would arrest him, send him to the quarry, and practice well for thirty or fifty years.

He is also an old treacherous character, although he is a little anxious, but looking at Lorraine holding a teacup, looking leisurely, he doesn't dare to show too much urgency.

He was also patient, took two sips of tea, then raised his eyes, looked at Lorraine, and said, "Your Excellency, this tea is good, isn't it? This is imported from the distant country of Seris." Excellent taste.

Originally, I still have some Earl Grey black tea from the Terrans. ”

When Claudia heard this, her eyes widened suddenly, and "Earl Grey Black Tea" is only drunk by those young ladies and ladies of idle and boring, but rich aristocratic families.

Cavinson looked at her in the eyes, and he realized that he was wrong. With a pang in his heart, he shouted that he made a mistake: Isn't it a lack of heart and eyes in front of creditors, waiting for people to ask for debts?

At this time, you must cry hard and shut their mouths. In this way, they will be embarrassed to ask for money like a lion opening their mouths again.

And even if it was to give money, it would have been three thousand, but after this cry of poverty, maybe three hundred would be enough. PS Because of this, he rolled his eyes, and hurriedly added: ...... It's a pity that you're a little late.

The economy was already sluggish, and this Standard & Poor's downgraded our credit rating again. And this year's budget is insufficient, "This Earl Grey black tea has long been gone." ”

Don't talk about this, when we used to eat Wang Baquan's feast, we could still eat with eggs......"

Claudia listened," she exclaimed. His cheeks were crimson, and he was ashamed. I scolded in my heart: Why does this dead fat man speak so vulgarly?

When Cavinson looked at her, he immediately blushed and stammered, "Uh" I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ma'am. In fact...... Actually......"

Lorraine sighed beside her, then explained, "I know that. When eating the Wang Baquan feast, because this egg is not easy to clip, someone specially uses a thin thread to string all those Wang Baquan eggs "to facilitate the consumption of customers." Because you can eat those eggs with a thread," that's why the Lord of the City of Calvinson came up with this statement. ”

Cavinson slapped his thigh excitedly, then pointed at Lorraine, and shouted "That's right" in a continuous voice. That's what I mean." ”

As he spoke, he glanced at Lorraine gratefully, "I have made up my mind in my heart, just for the sake of this dead bald guy's knowledge, if he really opens his mouth to ask for money, he will give him three gold coins, uh, or two, "No, it's still one~!"

Claudia also glanced at Lorraine in surprise, and secretly wondered in her heart: what did this ruffian do before, he usually knew a lot of things, but it was really strange that he knew everything about this kind of aristocratic table.

Could it be that he is a noble official in disguise and private interviews?

But then Claudia rejected the idea in her mind: Phew! Those dog officers are lazier than pigs, and it is better to expect them to work than to expect the old sow to climb trees!

At this point, Cavinson coughed softly, and then continued, "Where did I just go? Oh, yes! ”,

He paused for a moment, and then sighed: "You don't know, in order to be diligent and thrifty" and save expenses, we have saved this thread. "And the guy who used the thread to string the eggs was also cut.

When eating eggs, you can only hold knives and forks, one by one. "We quickly picked it up from the ground, patted the dust on it, and then filled it into our mouths."

Now I only dare to get together 14 times a week for working meals", which affects work efficiency. But there is no way, who made us our Lei Shan's officials?

After eating this bowl of rice, you have to work hard and complain, seriously share the worries of the country, and solve problems for the people. If we can't do that, "we might as well go home and sell sweet potatoes."

You say, don't you?"

Claudia's face turned a little green as she listened.

Grandma's, you are still thrifty, and you save money? If you dog officials don't eat it, don't forget it? Save the thread of the egg skewer, and cut the person who uses the string to string the egg. That's it? You're just thrifty?

Do you also get together for a working meal 14 times a week?

How many meals do you only have a week?

I've seen shamelessness, but I've never seen such shamelessness.

In the past, when I was dealing with those city guard officials, I just gave some money, some gifts, and a smiling face or something, but I never knew that these bastards actually lived like this.

She felt the little flame in her heart "rush upwards as if gasoline had been poured on her." I wanted to risk my life, pointed to the dead fat man's nose, and scolded a few words happily.

But looking at the extremely strict and serious appearance on Cavinson's fat face, he couldn't help but pause for a moment, and understood in an instant.

When these people say these words, they really think this in their hearts, and they really think that they have made a great contribution.

Claudia couldn't laugh or cry in her heart, "I don't even have the strength to argue." I just faintly felt a burst of despair - mbd, we have so much money, and we have raised such a bunch of things!

Lorraine looked at the look on her face, "immediately glared at her fiercely, and then turned his head to Cavinson" and smiled: "My lord really cares about the people and loves the people like a son." ”

Cavinson laughed, then waved his fat big hand and said, "Don't say this" Don't say this. ”

He paused for a moment, looking at Claudia's frowning eyebrows and a sad expression, it seemed that this fire was really about the same. After his own complaints, "I guess they are embarrassed to open their mouths to ask for money again." I couldn't help but smile in my heart: Fight with me, "You are still a little tender." However, this dead bald guy has always been a sycophant, with a look of joy and anger, and it seems that he is also a master, so I still have to be a little more vigilant.

He made up his mind" and then changed his tone, looked at Lorraine, and said, "This brother, "You better tell your mind quickly." Although the city guard can't say that there are thousands of opportunities, there are still thousands of opportunities. This time is also extremely precious, so let's stop going around in circles. ”

As he spoke, he slapped lightly on the table, making a soft, thump, thump.

Immediately afterwards, the fat dog bear's body was shocked, and the official authority of the city guard was scattered.

Lorraine couldn't help but laugh, and then said, "That's right, my lord." He slowly pushed the text over, and then pointed to the words written on it, and said, "My lord," you take a closer look. Do you have numbers written on it?"

Cavinson narrowed his eyes, looked at the words, and said, "The resulting expenses,

......”,

He groaned for a moment, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and then said, "This is indeed good, there is no number written on it......"

Lorraine added with a smile: "It doesn't mean that you can fill in as much as you want, we just need our share." As for the excess, it is naturally yours as an adult.

Claudia was taken aback: report false accounts and get kickbacks. It's against the law.

If you find out, you may go to jail.

She was about to speak, but then Lorraine glared at her fiercely.

Claudia opened her mouth, but finally lowered her head obediently. It will indeed be a hassle to find out in the future, but if you don't have money to eat now, you will starve to death. As for the future, let's wait until later~!

She thought to herself, a little discouraged: Who let herself be unlucky, and happened to run into the great thief sent by the Terrans in Lorraine to kill a thousand knives?

Cavinson keenly saw the eye contact between the two of them, and the mung bean eyes couldn't help blinking, and then laughed and said, "It seems that Your Excellency is also a person in this way! ”

He stretched out his index finger and tapped it a few times, then shook his head and said with a smile: "How much money can this have? A performance, even if it is a performance by the Royal Court Art Troupe, is at best three or five hundred gold coins." Even if it is written in a big way, it is only six or seven hundred gold coins.

Also, there's your performance fee. The money fell into my hands, "and it's only a hundred." ”

Saying that, he laughed, leaned back, showed a look of disdain on his face, and said: "For the sake of your life, it is not easy for me" I have said so much to you, if you are only at this level......

At this point, he paused, just shook his head and smiled.

Claudia was angry and anxious. This fat pig is fat, he is actually shy, blatantly asking for kickbacks, and a hundred gold coins is not too little, it is really not a thing.

But she also hoped in her heart that she could get the money as much as she could. After all, the circus has not performed well during this period of time, and it can only barely make ends meet.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but turn her head and look at Lorraine earnestly.

At this time, Lorraine was still silent, just smiled slightly, and then said: "My lord" You have only read this sentence, but you will take a look up?"

When Cavinson looked at Lorraine's chest, he couldn't help but have a twinkle in his eyes.

He lowered his head, then looked at the words on it, and read carefully: "It is almost the end of the year, and my soldiers are running around for the country and the people, and it is extremely hard. Therefore, the circus is specially invited to comfort the soldiers."

Boost the morale of our army. High morale, make persistent efforts. Strive to capture the Terran bandits ...... as soon as possible"

Lorraine stopped and said, "My lord, just this paragraph." ”

Cavinson gave him a suspicious look, then lowered his head, and read it twice, vaguely, as if he had thought of something.

At this time," Lorraine had already smiled and said, "My lord, you are really wise and wise, and your eyes are like torches." ”

Cavinson was stunned for a moment, wondering in his heart, what did I perceive about me?

But he didn't dare to say that his rice bucket "didn't understand it at all, and he had to be sloppy at the moment" Haha laughed.

Lorraine smiled: "Although His Royal Highness the Prince wrote this article, he didn't explain who he wanted to comfort anyone, and... How many soldiers. ”

Cavinson was stunned for a moment, then pondered carefully, and immediately slapped his thigh hard, then blushed and shouted, "That's right." That's what I mean, that's what I mean. Hahahaha......"

For a while, his excited eyes lit up, and his eyebrows fluttered and he said loudly: "This time it is developed, this time I have to have a good fat year." This God of Wealth is here, and he can't even stop it. Hahahaha......"

As he spoke, he and Lorraine glanced at each other, and the two of them suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.

Claudia looked at the two of them laughing there, and couldn't help but feel a little hairy in her heart: there can't be anything wrong with these two people, right?

She gently pulled Lorraine and whispered, "What the hell is going on?"

Lorraine smiled, seeing that the city lord was still laughing, and then explained: "This prince's highness does not say which soldiers are condolences to.

His Royal Highness's cavalry are soldiers, so is it true that the city guards in this city are not soldiers, and the city guards stationed outside are not soldiers?"

Claudia was stunned for a moment, then muttered, "What do you mean, that is, ......"

Lorraine smiled: "That means that after he gets the text, he can let our circus go to their barracks to give a condolence performance." And it's still reasonable, no matter who comes to check, he can take the order and slap that person in the face: Look, this is the order of His Royal Highness the Prince, and the castle keeper is just carrying out the orders of the Prince. ”

Cavinson immediately laughed and nodded, "Not bad, not bad." That's it. ”

Claudia let out a low sigh of surprise.

Lorraine looked at her, then continued, "Ahhhhhh There's something even better. The best thing is that this performance is all about public accounts in the end, and His Royal Highness the Prince pays for it.

And no matter whether the performance is good or bad, even if it is to let Xiaobai go up and fart, it will all be paid according to the highest remuneration. Just wait and count the money. ”

Claudia suddenly looked excited, and said, "This time, we finally have a job to do!"

But she paused, and then continued: "However, we are all artists" and relied on this performance to eat. Reputation matters. At all times, you have to do your best to perform this performance. We can't afford to deal with it indiscriminately. ”

Lorraine looked at her and confessed solemnly, "Immediately sighed: This is really a simple and good girl!"

At this time, Cavinson suddenly remembered something, and then sighed: "But if His Royal Highness the Prince knows about this, maybe he will be furious and beat my ass!" !!