Chapter 12 Online dating, choose me, I'm the sweetest

The sailors observed this "Hou Longtao of the East China Sea" for a while, and then unanimously decided that this kid was definitely sullen.

In terms of appearance, this Xiao Hou is definitely not as good as Xiao Cai, who ate with his face just now, but he can be regarded as a clear eyebrow.

When he speaks, he speaks softly, giving people a feeling like a soft girl.

"Wow, such a shy little brother, love love!"

"Little brother, do you still lack a boyfriend? Can I add your balls? ”

"Online dating chooses me as the sweetest, and after cheating the relationship and cheating money!"

"You big men, it's terrible to complain to a little brother!"

"It's just online dating, why limit gender so tightly?"

"It's over, the Taoist's live broadcast room has also been invaded by the perverts of the Douhu platform!"

Lu Heng glanced at the barrage and asked with a smile, "I don't know what Hou Xiaoyou want to count?" ”

"Is it like Cai Xiaoyou before, calculate the past first?"

Hearing this, Xiao Hou immediately shook his head.

"Dao Chief, I'm actually from Ah Hu's side."

"Whether it's Ah Hu before or Brother Cai just now, I've watched it in its entirety."

"I have no doubts about your fortune-telling abilities."

"So I don't have to bother you to help me figure it out!"

Xiao Hou replied shyly.

You can teach!

Lu Heng's eyes showed appreciation.

If the future fortune-telling friends are not counted like Xiaohou, then wouldn't he save a lot of 3 days of life?

Thinking of this, he looked at this little marquis more and more pleasing to the eye.

"That little friend wants to calculate ......"

He asked again.

"Dao Chief, I want to ask you to help me calculate my marriage."

mentioned "marriage", Xiao Hou's face was slightly red, and his expression was twisted.

Then, he said: "Dao Chief, I have a girlfriend who has been dating online for nearly five years. ”

"Although in reality, we haven't met yet, but we have made a private decision for life."

"Just wait for her to convince her parents to get to my city, and then we'll go to get a marriage license."

"Today I am fortunate to ask the Taoist chief to help me tell my fortune, just to calculate the future ...... of me and her."

After Xiao Hou finished speaking, there was a storm in the live broadcast room.

"Guy paper, online dating is unreliable, it's better to break up quickly!"

"Xiaohou, why can't you think about it so much? Come to the Taoist chief to tell your fortune, what if you find out that the other party is already married? ”

"Wouldn't it be better to get married?"

"Damn, I'm starting to get excited!"

"Made, the thief is dead!"

"I hate it, people will marry someone else if they know that you like a wife!"

"Little brother, listen to the advice of the eldest brother, online dating is unreliable, and you haven't seen each other for five years, nine times out of ten you are a liar!"

"I also feel like a liar, and I can't figure out that the other side is a forty-year-old foot-picker."

Although these sailors are not optimistic, Xiaohou still has no intention of breaking up.

He smiled and said with confidence: "Everyone misunderstood, the relationship between me and her is not what everyone imagined. ”

"Even though we didn't meet online, she chatted with me a lot and sent me photos every once in a while."

"Even her aunt and uncle, who came to visit, stayed with me temporarily."

"With these two relatives here, how can she be a liar?"

After Xiao Hou explained, everyone was quieter.

"It turned out that I met my relatives, so I had a little guarantee."

"I'm afraid that I'm afraid that I've taken care of her relatives here, and she's going to break up when she turns around over there."

"I still don't think it's accurate, I haven't seen each other for five years, it's outrageous!"

"If you want me to say, Xiaohou, you might as well fly directly to the woman's city and meet her."

"Yes, yes, take the initiative just because, don't let the woman lead the way."

Except for some who insist that the woman is a liar, other sailors have offered advice.

"Since Xiaoyou wants to calculate the future marriage, let's start now!"

Lu Heng said, calling out the Heavenly Mandate System in his heart.

"System, inquire about this person's future!"

[System prompt: To query future information, you will need to consume three days of life of the host, do you want to continue?] 】

"Yes!"

With his confirmation, everything in Xiaohou's future is like a movie, and scenes are displayed in front of him.

After reading Xiaohou's future, Lu Heng was numb.

it!

it!

it!

Three times in a day!

The person who came to him on the Internet to tell his fortune, Du Nyima is a talent!

In fact, it is not uncommon for online dating to be deceived.

For example, Emperor Sakikawa, known as the "Godfather of Online Romance", was cheated of 8,000 yuan for online dating, and stood at Shuangliu Airport in Rongcheng for one night.

But Xiaohou's online dating deception process is outrageous......

Outrageous home!

Lu Heng glanced at Xiao Hou, this silly boy still had a sweet face, as if he was waiting for his blessing.

With Xiao Hou's expectations for online dating, I am afraid that even if he demolishes the other party now, he may not be able to make Xiao Hou wake up.

Therefore, this matter needs to be persuaded slowly, and the truth cannot be revealed in a hurry.

After sorting out his thoughts a little, Lu Heng slowly spoke: "Hou Xiaoyou, I believe everyone is very curious about your online dating process. ”

"I wonder if you can tell us about this?"

"No problem, Dao Chief!"

When Xiao Hou heard this, he didn't think deeply, and nodded very simply.

Subsequently, he told the story of his online dating with his girlfriend one by one.

"My acquaintance with her is purely a coincidence!"

"When I was in my second year of college, my roommate and I made an appointment to go to Rongcheng."

"But my roommate couldn't continue to travel because of an accident at home, so I had to go alone."

"I am a southerner, I rarely go out of the province, and even the university is in the province."

"That trip to Rongcheng was my first time going far away, maybe because I was too nervous at the time, I forgot to do a travel guide."

"It wasn't until I arrived in Rongcheng that I remembered this incident and hurriedly asked for help on a meager basis."

"It was at this time that I met her, and she helped me make a complete travel guide to Chengdu."

"She told me that although she is not a native of Rongcheng, she often travels here, so she is very familiar with this place."

"According to the strategy she made, I had a lot of fun, so I added her WeChat."

"During the chat, I found out that I was actually playing the same game as her, and since then, I have often double-lined with her."

"After a long time, I found that I was very close to her, and there were always endless topics to talk about."

"Gradually, our relationship became closer and closer, until the day before I graduated from college, I took the initiative to confess to her, and she agreed to be my girlfriend......"

Telling the whole story, Xiao Hou still has a sweet smile on his face.

Seeing this, Lu Heng couldn't help but pout.

Little brother, the water of this online love is too deep, you can't grasp it!