Chapter 23: Lao Tzu Doesn't Play Anymore!

Early the next morning, a banging sound outside the window woke up Zhao Kai from his sleep.

"What's going on here?"

"Early in the morning, what are you smashing?"

Zhao Kai looked unhappy.

In the dream, the squad leader had already agreed to his marriage proposal.

But just when I was ecstatic, I was woken up by the inexplicable sound outside the window.

He slowly changed his clothes, and when he walked out of the room, he was instantly stupid.

I saw that his beloved Kawasaki Ninja had fallen apart at this time, turning into a pile of garbage and lying in the courtyard.

And his mother, whom he respected the most, was holding an axe and constantly mutilating the remaining intact parts.

Uncle Cousin stood beside him with an embarrassed face, slightly at a loss.

"Mom...... What are you doing here? ”

Zhao Kai's heart was sour, and he felt that tears were about to flow out.

My little ninja, I've only been riding for a day, and I'm completely scrapped!

No one can bear it!

"Xiao Kai, go back quickly!"

When his cousin saw him come out, he hurriedly gave him a look and motioned him to go back immediately.

"Uncle, what's wrong?"

Seeing this, Zhao Kai couldn't help but be a little confused.

"You rabbit cub, let me go to school honestly in the future!"

The mother's face was gloomy, she got up and walked closer, and slapped her son directly.

"Mom, you ......"

Zhao Kai was completely stupid.

It was the first time his mother had beaten him since he could remember.

"Forget it, Xiao Kai knows it's wrong, didn't he come back yesterday?"

Uncle Cousin hurriedly stepped forward and reached out to pull.

After calming the other party, he explained in a low voice: "Last night, Wang Chao's gang went out with the racing car in Nanxian next door, and they rear-ended a big truck, and they all died!" ”

Wang Chao and them...... He's dead?

Zhao Kai only felt cold.

This is the death calamity in the mouth of the Taoist chief?

If he had ridden out yesterday afternoon, wouldn't he have lost his life?

Thinking of this, Zhao Kai only felt afraid for a while.

Before, he was quite angry and dissatisfied with his mother's smashing of the motorcycle.

But now, all he can say is, it's good!

Go to Nima's Kawasaki little ninja!

Go to Nima's ghost fire boy!

Lao Tzu is no longer playing!

……

Ten hours ago, Longhu Mountain, Shangqing Road.

[System prompt: The host has successfully changed the Heavenly Dao and is absorbing hits, please check the host later......]

Just after Zhao Kai rejected the invitation of the ghost fire partner, the system prompted that it was late.

A look of surprise flashed in Lu Heng's eyes.

He also thought that the spiritual guy Zhao Kai would take his words as a deaf ear, but he didn't expect the other party to really listen to it.

Save someone's life, better than create a seventh-level floating slaughter!

Lu Heng smiled with satisfaction.

As for the other ghost fire boys, he didn't bother to pay attention to them.

I'm not a virgin, and I can't control people who like to die so much.

"System!"

Lu Heng silently recited in his heart and called out the Heavenly Mandate System.

Host: Lu Heng (Road Code: Qingfeng)

Age: 18

Status: Advanced blood cancer

Cultivation: The second layer of Qi training

Exercises: "Taiyi Five Qi Formula", "Auspicious Clouds Treading the Sky"

Magic weapon: None

Lifecount: 23

[System prompt: The host has only one year left due to advanced blood cancer, please extend your life as soon as possible, otherwise the host will die completely......]

After Little Bunny broke up with the young master's boyfriend, his life count was originally 10.

But now, that number has become 23.

It seems that the fate of the spiritual guy Zhao Kai has changed a lot.

Whether this change is good or bad, it's better than hanging up just after your fifteenth birthday.

"System, lottery!"

23 hits, enough to draw twice.

Lu Heng didn't have any idea of saving up for the night, so he could smoke it as soon as he could.

The familiar lottery wheel once again came to his mind.

[System prompt: Do you consume 10 life points for the lottery?] 】

"Yes!"

As he confirmed, the raffle wheel began to spin slowly.

Five seconds later, the draw pointer points to a white area.

Sure enough, it's right and wrong for a while, and it's right and wrong for life!

[System Prompt: Congratulations to the host for winning five bad luck charms!] 】

Lu Heng pursed his lips.

"System, let's go to the lottery!"

The wheel rotated again, this time the hand pointing to the white area.

[System prompt: Congratulations to the host for winning three cloud characters!] 】

Cloud characters?

What is this?

Lu Heng was a little curious, and hurriedly went to the system warehouse to take a look.

But it was this glance that made his eyes black in an instant.

I'm Nima...... No matter how black this hand is, it can't be so black, right?

This cloud character, as the name suggests, means that after activating the talisman, a row of cloud characters will form in the sky, and the number of words can exceed ten words.

Although the bad luck charm is low, at least it can still mess with others.

BUT THIS CLOUD CHARACTER IS INEVITABLY TOO LOW, RIGHT?

Except for the formation of a row of cloud character effects, there is no other effect.

"Pit wall system!"

Lu Heng couldn't help but curse secretly.

If you can't sleep in your heart, it's better to cultivate and strive to defeat blood cancer as soon as possible!

……

Following.

After eating breakfast and having a morning class, Lu Heng took his junior sister Qingyue to act as an NPC to deal with the tourists who went up the mountain to burn incense and worship God.

"Why didn't you let me go?"

"I warn you, this is an illegal detention!"

"If you don't get out of the way, I'll call the police!"

In the Lingbao Hall not far away, there was a sudden noise.

Many tourists and pilgrims are attracted to it.

After all, eating melons is an innate human instinct.

"Senior brother, let's go over and have a look!"

Qing Yue stood on tiptoe and glanced a few times in the direction of the Spirit Treasure Hall.

It's a pity that she's too short to see anything.

I think everyone has come to see the excitement, and there is no one who needs to show the way.

Therefore, she hurriedly withdrew Lu Heng's sleeve and dragged this senior brother over.

Lu Heng didn't want to see the excitement.

Recently, when I was live broadcasting, I had seen enough excitement.

But he couldn't refuse the cute junior sister, so he had to be pulled away half-pushed and half-on-the-spot.

In the entire Lingbao Palace, many Taoist priests, tourists and pilgrims gathered.

In the center of the main hall, a woman in her early thirties was blocked by three young Taoist priests.

"Are you all sick?"

"Don't stop the old lady!"

"The old lady and aunt are here, and they want to go down the mountain to buy sanitary napkins......"

The woman tried to break out of the encirclement several times, but unfortunately failed.

"This female benefactor, if you don't wipe the saliva off the statue of Tianzun, you can't leave!"

A middle-aged Taoist priest said loudly.

"Let's take a look!"

"These Taoist priests covet my beauty and want to keep me here to reincarnate ×......"

The woman shouted as she tore at her clothes.

This heifer stuffed bombs and the cow × to explode performance, which really made the melon-eating crowd laugh.

"Senior Brother Qingming, what's going on here?"

Qingyue stretched out her hand and pulled the Taoist priest next to her, and asked in a low voice.

"This woman spat on the statue of Lingbao Tianzun."

"Uncle Xuanming asked her to wipe it clean, but she didn't want to, so she made a fuss......"

Senior Brother Qingming whispered again.