"Just a few days ago, didn't the dog win the lottery and let the Taoist help him calculate his life?"

"At that time, everyone was there, so they should have known, right?"

"The Taoist chief calculated that the dog was in prison, and asked the dog to go home immediately, and he had to refuse any invitation on the way."

"The dog listened to the Taoist chief at that time and left the bar, but he didn't go home directly, but went to participate in another party halfway."

"As a result, this guy didn't know how much alcohol he was poured into, and he drove home before he asked for a substitute driver."

"At an intersection on the way home, he ran a red light and hit a takeaway guy, and he didn't stay at the scene afterwards, but hit and run."

"Yesterday and the next afternoon, the police went directly to the door and took him away, and it is estimated that not only will he lose money, but he will even have to go to prison."

"I heard about the above from a traffic police friend, and it is 100% true......"

After the man explained the cause and effect, all the sailors in the live broadcast room couldn't help but gasp.

At this moment, there is only one thought in everyone's hearts - Dao Chang Niu ×!

"Brother Dog is really a model of not dying if he doesn't die!"

"That's it, the Taoist chief asked him to go home directly, I guess there is no. It's good now, drunk hit-and-run, not squatting for two or three years? ”

"Losing money + squatting in prison, the second brother's live broadcast career is completely over."

"I'm going to contact my second sister-in-law, and I must not let her stay alone in the empty room, so as not to do anything sorry for my second brother."

"Made, I'm afraid that you kid will steal from you!"

"In order to prevent you from stealing from yourself, I will be the overseer!"

"In order to prevent you from supervising the guards and stealing themselves, I will go and check!"

"In order to prevent you from inspecting and supervising the guards and stealing yourself, I want to go and peep!"

"Where are you nesting dolls here?"

"The first brother outdoors asked the Taoist chief to tell his fortune, but he ended up autistic...... The second brother outdoors looked for a fortune teller on the road, and ended up going in......"

"Who is the third brother outdoors? Let him come to the Taoist to calculate it too? ”

"Please don't spoil the outdoor channel......"

After Lu Heng finished reading it, he shook his head secretly.

No wonder I didn't receive feedback from the Mandate of Heaven system at that time, it turned out that this kid still took the old path.

It's the so-called "good words are hard to persuade damn ghosts"!

This has already pointed out the way, but the other party still insists on jumping into the pit, what trick can he have?

And a guy like this who got drunk and hit people and escaped, he has to praise it, he caught it well!

He glanced at the time, and five minutes had already arrived.

"Alright, the five-minute gift giveaway is over."

"Let's start the lottery to see who can be the lucky sailor tonight......"

After saying that, he clicked the lottery button.

In the blink of an eye, tonight's two counts have been settled.

Lu Heng looked at the two names that were drawn, and said with a smile: "Let's congratulate 'Ruyi Gherkin' and 'Wind Chimes' for becoming lucky sailors tonight!" ”

The lottery results came out, and seeing that they didn't win the lottery, the sailors couldn't help but be a little disappointed.

But on second thought, isn't this fun to watch?

"Alas, I wasn't drawn again, when will my fate come?"

"That is, if I don't win the lottery, my Bai Fumei girlfriend may be the first to be taken."

"It's okay, buy one get one free when the time comes, marry the big one and get the small one free."

"Tsk, when you wear a little hat, you're pretty handsome!"

"I would venture to ask, why is the color of this hat the same as the green belt?"

"Lucky sailor? The Taoist can really joke! I think it's two unlucky guys. ”

"The people who are drawn by the Taoist are all poor people!"

Lu Heng didn't pay attention to this group of sand sculpture sailors.

He smiled and said, "Let's welcome tonight's first lucky water friend - Ruyi Gherkin!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he sent the other party an invitation to the microphone.

"This name, when you hear it, it's a sullen guy!"

"As I wish, as I wish, become bigger and bigger......"

"I hope it's not as big as I think."

"Cucumbers have been soaked for a long time, they are not delicious!"

"I don't have good teeth, so I like cucumbers that have been soaked for a long time."

"What are you talking about, I don't even understand a word?"

"If you know how to pretend you don't understand, it's you!"

"Cucumbers can't be soaked, just shoot them directly, and then have some spicy and minced garlic."

"No, I can't eat chili peppers, just drizzle some vinegar."

"Stop, stop...... Isn't this fortune telling? How did it turn into a food exchange? ”

After the success of the microphone connection, a young man in his early thirties with a somewhat regressive coastline appeared in the live broadcast room.

Lu Heng smiled and asked, "I wonder what Xiaoyou wants to count tonight?" ”

"Dao Chief, I want you to help me calculate when my daughter-in-law will get pregnant."

"When will I be able to hold the baby......"

The ruyi gherkin smiled a little shyly.

This looks like a honest and honest person!

Hearing this, the sailors immediately laughed.

"I said, brother, the problem of the child requires you husband and wife to work harder, what is the relationship with others?"

"That's right, a little more days and nights!"

"What do you mean by this day and night? It can't be the kind I want, right? ”

"In the evening, watch less mobile phones and TV, drink more wolfberries, and toss for a few more hours, isn't it over?"

"Toss for a few hours? Big brother, are your kidneys iron? ”

"Dao Chief, can he still count this?"

"Surely, even if the future child is a boy or a girl, the Taoist can also figure it out."

"Damn, this is the legendary humanoid B-ultrasound machine?"

Seeing the barrage of sailors, Ruyi Gherkin hurriedly explained: "My daughter-in-law and I have been married for three years, and we toss a lot at night." ”

"But in the past three years, I haven't seen my daughter-in-law's belly get bigger."

"I'm also an old fan of the Taoist, and I've been in the live broadcast room, watching the Taoist tell other people's fortunes."

"I think the Taoist fortune teller is so accurate, he should be able to help me calculate when I can hold the child......"

It's good that he didn't explain, but this explanation made the sailors even more confused.

"No, brother, you two haven't moved for three years, don't you go to the hospital for examination?"

"That's right, I should go to the hospital for a comprehensive examination, what is the runway chief doing here?"

"Hurry up to the hospital, do you need me to introduce you to an acquaintance?"

"The stabbing director of the Big Iron Stick Hospital?"

"It's okay that I haven't been pregnant, but I'm afraid that one day, your daughter-in-law will suddenly become pregnant."

"Ahem...... I'm next door to my surname Wang, you have something to come to me to help! ”

"In the wind of Xia Yushu, handsome Guanxi Tingfeng, known as the Central Plains Xiao Pan An, I thought that Your Excellency would serve!"

"The two upstairs haven't been killed yet, and everyone here is responsible!"

Lu Heng also met for the first time and asked to be pregnant.

He smiled in his heart, and then asked, "Xiaoyou just wants to calculate, when will your wife get pregnant, right?" ”