Chapter 23: Something New
Lingyu appeared silently, rubbed her hands, and a wicked smile hung on the corner of her mouth: "Little brother, you haven't answered the question yet."
"Having said that, of course we have to teach." Bai Ze originally wanted to be angry, but when he discovered Lingyu's movements, this evil smile was very incompatible with the appearance of the big windmill, and immediately changed his words.
Lingyu's face changed, the corners of her mouth rose slightly, and her mood was very happy. If you don't want to do that, you have to eat hard.
After deciding, Bai Ze wanted to go out to avoid the limelight, but found that before the time came, another guest was ushered in.
The person who came was 1.7 meters tall, wearing a bandeau skirt, gray stockings, and a pair of black and red-soled high heels.
The appearance belongs to that delicate little face.
Come in and sit down, without saying a word, with a misty look in your eyes.
Bai Ze still made a bowl of clear soup noodles, with two taels of ecstasy wine.
Once seated, he pushed the noodles in front of the gray silk woman.
The gray silk woman ate numbly, obviously absent-minded, maybe she couldn't accept the current situation, and she hadn't buffered it yet.
After eating the noodles, the gray silk woman raised her head numbly and looked blankly.
"You have a story, I have wine, drink this glass of wine, and the road of life will not be in vain."
Bai Ze looked at the gray silk woman and said the dialogue.
The woman drank the wine numbly and slowly reacted.
"Boss, can I go back?" The woman has a hint of luck.
"You can't go back, you're dead, tell your story!" Bai Ze will be an answer to this kind of person who is obviously dead, but is still infatuated with the world.
The woman's name is Yiyi, and she usually doesn't have any hobbies, just drinking and watching handsome guys.
Tall, eight-pack abs are her favorite, if you see this, your saliva will flow down, and your heart will itch.
After work, I will go to the bar to look for men, as long as I look at the right eye, take them all home, and be romantic all night.
Addicted to men, he can't extricate himself, his own needs need to be met, and the popularity of dating software makes Yiyi even happier.
Through their own conditions, high-quality men come to hand.
Indulging in lust, something went wrong and she contracted AIDS, which changed Yiyi's mentality, so she decided to take revenge on the man.
came to the mouth of the alley, rented a house, and stood at the mouth of the alley, enchanting and charming.
For the first time, a skinny man came.
Bai Ze's eyes flashed, thinking of a person.
After a night of romance, say goodbye.
This man is Xu Lang, and Xu Lang and Yiyi can be said to be veterans in color.
It's just that the price paid is a bit painful, and it's all the price of life.
What is the saying? That's right, a knife on the head of the color word.
If you want to make waves, you have to pay the price, you really have to think twice.
Bai Wuchang came back and was dumbfounded when he saw this situation, what's wrong?
Why is the business so busy during the day?
I didn't have time to think about it, so I took Yi Yi to Yin Si, right and wrong, naturally there are professionals to judge.
There is Yiyi, and it is also time for business.
sent away waves of human guests, but did not usher in the underworld.
In the daytime, Lingyu appeared again and asked: "I heard that the mobile phone is very fun, people want one, not too expensive, Apple 20 is good."
The corners of Bai Ze's mouth twitched, is this mobile phone really so good?
"What's the matter, little brother, aren't you happy?" Lingyu raised her eyebrows, showing a disappointed expression.
"No, no, no, since my aunt and grandmother have said so, even if it is a small smashing pot and selling iron, it has to meet the requirements." When Bai Ze spoke, he felt a kidney ache when he thought about it, this mobile phone was very good when he heard others say it, and he didn't feel any good.
Forget it, since this woman wants it, she can't help but give it, although apples are expensive, the price of life is higher.
In the daytime, I went out and went to the Apple store, only to find that there was only Apple Fourteen.
Only then did I react, the underworld series of mobile phones is different from the yang, after all, Old Man Qiao is in hell, and he was arrested and studied new mobile phones day and night.
It's hard to do, come out of the store, and accidentally pass by a dark thing.
I wanted to go in and have a look, but I was dumbfounded, it was actually a self-service paper-burning machine.
Times are different, and there used to be the custom of burning paper at the grave, but now it has become self-help.
Originally, I thought that since it was a ghost, why should I go to the store for the real thing.
Now that I think about it, if I want to find the right one, I can only go to the countryside and have a look.
Now that you've decided that you want to save money, go for it.
I took the car out of the city and came to Danzhu County.
Sure enough, if you want to buy goods from the underworld, you have to find a craftsman.
BMW Villa, Xiangche Beauty, that is everything, greatly meets the expectations of contemporary people for the deceased relatives to live well below.
I bought a series of mobile phones, cars, houses, etc., and it cost less than 500 yuan in total.
Buy a mobile phone and get a router, buy a car and send a driver, buy a house and get a parking space, this promotion is really good.
After buying the house and car, Lingyu's name was written on the real estate deed.
And the mobile phone, of course, is better to hand it over face-to-face, lest the woman not admit it, and then a lot of messy things are waiting.
Back at the tavern, Lingyu looked forward to it, just now there was an inexplicable Xiangche villa, this look was done by Bai Ze.
After all, in this world, she is just a lonely existence, relatives and friends, and the grave grass has long been changed for a long time.
As for future generations, that's not to mention.
Bai Ze returned home, looked at the waiting girl, and secretly said in his heart that it was not good.
"Little brother, where's the thing?" Lingyu opened her big smart eyes.
Bai Ze took out the box, which was full of a large number of mobile phones.
Lingyu opened the box and looked, good guy, what is this!
Bai Ze said one by one, and finally a copycat machine of Yali brand mobile phone attracted attention.
Beautiful, it's good to be interested, but what I'm most afraid of is full of disdain and dissatisfaction.
Drawing a circle of mobile phones in a basin and burning them, Lingyu soon received a courier from the Yang Realm.
Black Impermanence is very envious, and White Impermanence just came back, and he is also envious.
Good things are naturally indispensable to two brothers, designated good personnel to receive, and two Yali brand mobile phones.
Black and white impermanence is a love affair, and I have been playing with it and studying various functions.
From the most basic time alarms, to weather forecasts.
From memo to system space, this copycat machine is a cow break, 1086 G space.
Bai Ze who watched it was envious, the mobile phone he used was still 108 G, which was ten times as much, and sure enough, the things in the underworld, as long as he dared to think about it, he would burn a billion pieces of paper.
Bai Ze took this opportunity to introduce the functions of the mobile phone to them.
As a copycat mobile phone, it is naturally indispensable to have popular game functions.
Although there is no Snapdragon processor, there is a three-headed dog processor dedicated to the underworld.
Compared with Snapdragon, it can only be said that it is worthy of being a thing in the underworld, but it is outrageously strong.
Don't be unconvinced, after all, you can't play cards according to common sense.
Connected to the Internet, what I didn't expect was really connected.
The network used is the same as that in the store, which is equivalent to installing a netherworld router with a router in the sun.
Powerful, a radius of 100 miles, will be covered.