"Now, let's invite tonight's second lucky water friend - Ju Wei Hongyankai!"

After Lu Heng finished speaking, he sent an invitation to the second lucky sailor.

When the sailors heard this screen name, they were immediately happy.

"Good fellows! Blooming for the red face, this chrysanthemum is quite individual! ”

"I hope the chrysanthemum you are talking about is just a chrysanthemum!"

"Wait until September 8 in autumn, and I will kill a hundred flowers after the flowers bloom!"

"Once I went to the park and saw chrysanthemums, and then I opened up a new world!"

"All I can say is that the chrysanthemums of those years were really just chrysanthemums."

"Have you ever seen a variety of chrysanthemums called 'Zuiyun Temple'? It's so beautiful to take off! ”

"Friendship science, chrysanthemums have five types of petals! 1. Flat petals: Flat petals. 2. Spoon petals: the top of the petal is not sealed. 3. Tube flaps: tubular and sealed. 4. Cinnamon petals: The tubular flowers in the middle look like osmanthus (there is "osmanthus" in the middle, no matter what the shape of the surrounding area is, it is a cinnamon petal) 5. Deformity: tongue-like flower deformity (there are various appendages at the top of the petals)"

"Learning knowledge in this issue: chrysanthemum (×) longitudinal iso anemone (√)"

"Song Hye Kyo gave you a thumbs up!"

The anorectal doctor, who did not want to be named, told everyone that the G-portal sphincter is very elastic, but the skin around the chrysanthemum can only bear poop about 2 cm in diameter. If the poop is dry for a long time, or if you do some other behavior, it is easy to damage your chrysanthemum! ”

"Damn, why do I see this inexplicable popular science?"

"Two centimeters is a bit conservative! Anyway, with my own personal experience, 4 cm is more than enough. ”

"If you relax, if you don't train, 5cm is basically the limit!"

"Thank you seniors for popular science!"

"The old man has a bright and upright life, how could he meet your group of sand sculptures?"

"How do I feel that something is wrong? Isn't it the Taoist chief who broadcasts live fortune telling, how did it become popular science knowledge for water friends? ”

"Ahem! I didn't think much of it, really! ”

Just when the sailors were gagging, "Ju Wei Hongyankai" had already accepted the invitation of Lianmai and appeared in the live broadcast room.

"Chrysanthemum is red-faced" is about in his early thirties, and his hairline has regressed a little.

He has two panda eyes, is sluggish, and his temperament seems a little decadent.

Compared with Xiao Cai, Xiao Ma and others before, he is just an ordinary person's appearance, and he is not so handsome and handsome.

"Good evening, little friend!"

After Lu Heng glanced at the other party, he smiled and said hello.

"Good evening, Dao Chief!"

"Ju is a red face" reluctantly squeezed out a smile in response.

Lu Heng asked, "I don't know what Xiaoyou is called?" ”

"Dao Chief, my surname is Cheng."

"You can just call me Xiao Cheng."

The mood of "chrysanthemum is red" is very low, giving people a feeling of weakness.

"Hello, Xiao Cheng!"

"I don't know what you're going to do tonight with Poor Dao's help?"

Lu Heng nodded and asked again.

"Love!"

Xiao Cheng sighed faintly, and then said: "Half a year ago, I met my current wife through the introduction of a distant relative. ”

"She is very nice, gentle and considerate, and when she talks, she is soft and glutinous, and she is very cute."

"Three months ago, I proposed to her, and she said yes."

"A month ago, we got married, and although the wedding was not so grand, it was also very warm."

"I love my wife very much, and I believe she loves me too."

"But just three days ago, when I went out to discuss business with the boss of the company, I saw my wife with another middle-aged man."

"My wife leaned on the shoulders of the middle-aged man, and they behaved very intimately, more intimately than some normal couples."

"I remember the middle-aged man who once attended my wife's wedding and claimed to be a distant cousin of my wife......"

Listening to Xiao Cheng's narration, the sailors involuntarily opened their mouths wide.

They finally knew why this old brother had made himself look like this.

When encountering such a thing, it may be difficult for ordinary people to let go.

"! Why am I a little familiar with this plot? ”

"Woooooooooo......oo It turns out that the content in those films is not fictional, it is all real! ”

"Brother, kneel and beg for those films you said!"

"I feel so sorry for Brother Ju!"

"Brother Cheng, could you be mistaken? Maybe they're really distant cousins? ”

"If it's really a distant relative, can you lean on your shoulders and behave intimately?"

"All I can say is that the Minotaur will never be a slave!"

"I think you should go to your wife for a showdown and ask what the hell is going on."

"Bear with it, for the sake of this family!"

"My wife cheated on me and had an affair, can I bear it? Are you the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? ”

"Huh? Uncle, why is your head green? ”

"Gentlemen, just get a divorce!"

"If you believe your wife, ask her what is going on. If you don't believe her, then needless to say, just divorce! ”

"Brother, could my sister-in-law be coerced by that man? In this regard, comics and small movies, I haven't watched a lot, and I still know a lot about the development of the plot. ”

"In this regard, I can only brother that you are really a heifer on a hacksaw - a giant bull ×!"

Xiao Cheng's eyes were a little out of focus, his expression was blank, and he didn't look at these barrages, but continued: "In the past three days, I have been very painful. ”

"I don't understand why she did it."

"If she didn't like me, why did she agree to my marriage proposal in the first place?"

"Originally, it should be a very happy thing to be qualified by the Dao Chief."

"But now, I'm not happy at all, I even feel like I'm suffering from depression......"

After listening to Xiao Cheng's story, Lu Heng bowed his head slightly, and asked in a deep voice: "In this way, Xiaoyou is ready to let Poor Dao calculate, why did your wife cheat in marriage?" ”

"Yes!"

Xiao Cheng nodded very resolutely and said calmly: "I'm very confused, I want to know why!" ”

"Then Xiaoyou should know the fortune-telling rules here in the poor road, right?"

Lu Heng said again.

"Yes!"

Xiao Cheng said, taking out the marriage certificate from the drawer on the side.

In the ID photo, he is smiling very cheerfully, and he is completely different from now.

It can also be seen from this that his wife's marital cheating has dealt him a heavy blow.

"Please wait a moment!"

Lu Heng stared at the identity information of Xiao Cheng's wife, and silently called out the Mandate of Heaven system.

"System, check this person's past information!"

[System prompt: Querying past information will need to consume three days of life of the host, do you want to continue?] 】

The sound of the system instantly rang in my ears.

"Yes!"

With the certainty, everything that Xiao Cheng's wife had experienced in the past was quickly playing out in front of his eyes.

A few minutes later, after reading these past experiences of the other party, Lu Heng couldn't help but gasp.

Boy!

Reality is never more bizarre than ever!

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he definitely wouldn't have believed that the plot would have developed like this!

He can only say that people nowadays are too good at playing......

(End of chapter)