Chapter 145: Sorry, I don't have this ability!

"However, just three days ago, when I went downstairs to walk the big oranges and was about to lose weight for them, I forgot to bring my mobile phone, so I temporarily tied them to the side of the road."

"But when I came back, I found that the cat leash had been cut!"

"My two big oranges are gone, I don't know who stole them!"

As she spoke, Situ Jingya gritted her teeth, obviously hating the person who stole the orange cat.

"Dao Chief, I came to you tonight to tell my fortune, just to ask you to help me calculate, which guy who lacks virtue actually stole my big orange!"

Situ Jingya finally said.

After Lu Heng listened, he nodded lightly.

He had already seen these situations when he was calculating the past for the other party before.

However, his Destiny System can only be counted as the past and future of humanity for the time being.

You let him count two orange cats?

Sorry, not that!

So, he shook his head and refused: "Situ Xiaoyou, please forgive me for my lack of ability." ”

"If you let the poor Dao calculate the past and future of people, it is not a problem."

"It's a pity that if you count cats, dogs, or other creatures, you can't do anything about it."

When Situ Jingya heard this, she couldn't help frowning.

At this time, the sailors in the live broadcast room also began to send barrages one after another.

"The Taoist chief is a fortune teller, you want him to count cats, how funny?"

"yes, when will this cat be on an equal footing with people?"

"Shh......h Be quiet! Cat slaves can't hear this! ”

"In this case, the Taoist is not omniscient!"

"Brother, let the donkey kick this brain, right? If the Taoist knows everything, then he will become an immortal! ”

"The Taoist should add one more rule, that is, only people, not cats and dogs."

"I also like cats, but how do two cats count? Do you have an account? Do you have an ID card? ”

"Little sister, although you are very beautiful, I still have to say, please don't waste social resources, okay?"

"Everyone is waiting for fortune telling, you are good, you actually came to tell the cat?"

"If cats can also count, then can they also count ants?"

"Is that okay? Then help me calculate the HIV in my body! ”

"! Stay away from me! ”

Just now, the LSPs still had a wife, and they were so happy.

But now, many sailors turned their guns and began to question Situ Jingya.

It's no wonder that this is the case, and the Taoist chief has always been a "human".

And you suddenly come running to count "cats", what does this mean?

Kick the gym? Or is it a demolition?

"Situ, let's not forget it!"

"It was my negligence before, I forgot that when the Taoist chief was live broadcasting, he was indeed just telling fortunes."

"And there is also a rule in the live broadcast room, if it is not a fortune teller, then you need to show the name and birth time of the fortune teller."

"It's really not good for us to tell the fortunes of the two cats......"

After seeing the aggressiveness of these barrages, the long-legged girl hurriedly spoke, signaling her best friend not to forget anymore.

No matter how stupid and sluggish she was, she realized that she was a little angry now.

After all, everyone is a fortune teller, but you have to count two cats for some reason, which is really a bit unreasonable.

Listening to her best friend's words and looking at the barrage again, Situ Jingya's face couldn't help but show a hint of hesitation.

It seems to be thinking, whether to continue or not?

At the same time, Lu Heng's mind suddenly flashed with inspiration.

He was keenly aware of a problem.

That is the two orange cats that Situ Jingya picked up, in fact, they have appeared before, and they are not so-called stray cats!

Thinking of this, he immediately called out the Mandate of Heaven system.

"System, inquire about this person's future information!"

[System prompt: To query future information, you will need to consume three days of life of the host, do you want to continue?] 】

The system sound immediately rings in my ears.

"Yes!"

With his confirmation, the established future of Situ Jingya was immediately played out before his eyes.

After reading it, Lu Heng already knew it.

And so it was!

"I'm sorry, Dao Chief, but I went too far!"

"I'm here to apologize to the Taoist and the sailors, I'm sorry for everyone!"

After Situ Jingya hesitated for a moment, she chose to give up.

She apologized to everyone sincerely, and then she was ready to hang up the microphone.

But at this moment, Lu Heng suddenly spoke: "Little friend, slow down!" ”

Situ Jingya subconsciously stopped her movements and wondered, "Dao Chief, do you have anything else?" ”

"Situ Xiaoyou, Poor Dao wants to ask you a question!"

Lu Heng said with a smile: "May I ask Xiaoyou, when you picked up those two orange cats, didn't you think they were a little familiar?" ”

"This ......"

Situ Jingya was stunned when she heard this.

She glanced sideways at her best friend, and the two girls looked puzzled.

"Dao Chief, what do you mean by that?"

"Why do we think they look familiar?"

The long-legged beauty couldn't help but ask.

"What does Poor Dao mean that you are sure that cats are stray cats before you pick them up?"

Lu Heng asked from a different angle.

Situ Jingya's brows furrowed slightly, and she was trying to remember something.

It's a pity that after trying hard for a long time, I still can't remember anything.

She said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Dao Chief, my memory is not very good, I really didn't think about it......"

Before she could finish speaking, the best friend on the side suddenly said, "I...... I remember! ”

"Situ, do you remember that when we picked up the big orange, we went to the pet hospital for an examination."

"Didn't that handsome doctor say something at that time, saying that our two big oranges have been vaccinated and have been sterilized, not like ordinary stray cats!"

The long-legged beauty said excitedly.

"Looks like there's such a thing!"

After being reminded by her best friend, Situ Jingya also remembered something.

"You still care about that handsome doctor for prestige."

"As a result, not only did they have girlfriends, but they also got engaged......

She subconsciously added.

"What are you talking nonsense!"

When the long-legged beauty heard this, her face turned red instantly, and she pinched Situ Jingya's ears with her hand.

"Misremembered...... Misremember......"

"I'm mistaken, it's the prestige I want......"

Situ Jingya hurriedly begged for mercy.

Watching two beauties frolicking is really a special flavor!

Lu Heng replied with a smile: "That pet doctor is right! ”

"The two orange cats you adopted aren't actually stray cats!"

He had discovered this in his previous inspiration.

The two orange cats actually have owners, and they are not stray cats at all.

And Situ Jingya and her best friend have also seen the two orange cats a few times in their own community.

But every time the two sides meet, they just pass by.

In such a situation, it is indeed difficult for some strong people to recall.

"Not a stray cat?"

When Situ Jingya and the long-legged beauty heard this, they glanced at each other, and their eyes showed great surprise.

(End of chapter)